Imagine having a fun time playing a battle Royale game that actually isn’t a battle royale game, then suddenly getting pummeled into oblivion by a couple of crazy psychopaths screaming “what the f-k is up Denny’s”
Doomguy on his vacation playing this game: *notices the demons coming in from the forest* Also doomguy: I thought I was on... *sigh* once a slayer, always a slayer I guess
IIRC the game literally started as Gaijin's April 1st joke. They used to lean HARD on April 1st jokes. I mean, I don't follow, but they used to add Moon Battles, Walking MECHAS, Inflatable tanks that shoot potatoes and carrots to War Thunder, these were all available for a day or two and featured, like, real mechas, or moon tanks, that were fully fleshed out and completely different from everything else in the game, definitely tons of work.
Its actually better he said “in what country is a bazooka legal” which is so much better cause at this point Florida is it’s own country in every way except legally
The brand new non stick soul infused 100% random criting perfect for making bacon and then smashing people over the head when they scream at you for cooking thier pet pig frying pan Now with extra loud noises when you hit people with it
Remember that question "If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard do you have to punch a chicken to cook it" well, to cook a chicken with one hit, a persons arm must deliver 460kJ, this means your arm has to travel 430m/s or 1540km/h.
@@Joseph_Stuntn wat? Last time I played you just got a kill or two then you had the souls needed to use it, haven’t played in almost a year though so I’m sure things have changed, they may have just removed powers when they rebranded to CRSED: F.O.A.D
I had the flu for most of the week, my friend Eddie recommended you while I rested in bed, and your videos had me dying from laughter. My favorite video was gauntlet fried chicken.
Badger December 20th: "I feel like sponsored videos restrict my creativity with deadlines" Badger December 24th: "THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY CUISINE ROYALE"
He might have already accepted to do this sponsored video by the time he completed best of 2019 and realized he should do less sponsored videos. He might have already been on the hook depending on when he was expected to deliver.
I was really hoping that yall played this. I have a blast every time I play it. I am not great at it, but I still have the best time playing it. My gamertag is GraspMyToes if anyone plays on xbox and wants to play. Just send me a message saying I saw this on Russian Badger's vid or something and I will play. By the way, if you get a Curse of the Brown note, go into an outhouse and enjoy the fun. Trust me. It's worth it.
I don’t like how many sponsored videos I did this year ima make moor BAANGURS. Bagur next video THANK YOU FOR SPONSORING THIS VIDEO. But in all seriousness bro keep doing what gets you that DOUGH
Finaly this game gets some attention. Been playing since launch and been haveing a absolute blast since launch. And then the game didnt event have all these cool guns, monsters, maps, abilitys, perks and so on. In case you are struggeling how much of this is advertisement and how much is actualy real opinion this game is absolutely positively worth playing just because it makes fun of all previous battle royal titles by being extremely stupid and extremely atmospheric at the same time! Also I still cant belive they removed the lazer sword sound from the golden superpan of destruction :(
@@boristheslav2860 It's a Russian state-sponsored game-dev studio, of course it's gonna harvest your data, organs and soul in the name of Mother Russia. /s
@@boristheslav2860 I just know that this other game they are makeing called war thunder is being milked harder by them then a industrial cow. Do you know how some people almost break the cetchup bottle on when trying to get the last bit of cetchup out of it? Thats exactly what gaijin is doing to war thunder. We are talking some of the highest levels of pay2win possible while giveing exactly 0 f***s about the community and their complaints about the game. The game lacks fun gamemodes, balance(At least when it comes to the tiers above tier 3 for tanks and planes and ships is basicly a unbalanced nightmare once you get to the destroyers), a outragously bad ingame economy and adiction to the point were extremely rare "event vehicles" are being sold for quite lituraly over 500$ and people are actualy buying them. With that being said gaijin is a large company and cusine royal not onely runs on a different engine then WT but is also developef by a different developement team. These guys who are developeing Cusine Royal actualy give a s*** about a fun and enjoiable experience that is not being hindert by pay2win(In fact I can say that I have already won rounds against people useing that stupid gettoblaster that plays music at max volume for everyone to hear because I know EXACTLY where he is) and just makes for a good time especialy with friends.
When you are on the roof badger during a zombie apocalypse, reminds me of that episode in Kingdom where everyone is on the roof saving everyone from zombies