Waffle House gets taste buffs after 3am. I'll take those hashbrowns scattered, smothered, and covered, please. Follow Majin Obama on Twitch and Twitter: / majinobama / 2djazz Editor ᐅ / exkazmer
If the cook has all his teeth, it ain't gonna be good. If there ain't a random elderly couple in the window booth at 3am, I don't want it. If the waitress refills your drink, leave, cause you got a problem
You hear a bell chime in the distance. You pull out your nearly-dead Android cell phone. The clock has just struck 03:00. In a lethargic haze, you teeter towards the entrance to the Waffle House, quickly losing count of the amount of still smoldering cigarette butts you've narrowly dodged on the way. You lock eyes with Katherine, whom you can only assume will be your server, her entire demeanor devoid of emotion. This world is foreign to you, yet oh-so-familiar. As you cross the threshold, the smell of tobacco gives way to a distinct combination of coffee, potatoes, and prejudice. You take a seat at the bar, cognizant of the sidelong glances from the cook on duty and the sparse stragglers remaining in the establishment. Looking down to shirk the feelings of self-doubt and remorse, you order a plate of hash browns. An eternity passes for you, yet your Android reads 03:17. Your next memory is of waking up. 08:30 sharp, with no memories of the night, save for one, which leads you to your final conclusion. Those hash browns will call your name again. You are certain of this.
Being a GA native, I can confirm that every Waffle House experience is more or less like this Back when I used to get off at 12AM I'd legit just chill at Waffle House for like 4 hours with my cousin. Waffle House employees more often than not be the chillest mfers you'll meet. Best thing about a Waffle House fight is you ain't even gotta get up, just look out them big ass windows.
I used to work night shift as a waiter at a Waffle House before covid hit and lemme tell you, it was either shit like this happening or me playing Granblue Fantasy or some shit on my phone for 10 hours. If you think being on the customer side is wild, try telling a cook, who is stoned out of his mind and ain't left the building for a literal entire 24 hours that the two jokers who just walked in collectively want 63 cheesy scrambled eggs. Shit was wild.
Waffle House fights are like overhead Dusts. Everyone got access to em, but most are too scared or too busy mashing or talkin shit to actually start one.
I think the closest we will get is SFIV's Drive-In At Night stage, but I do like the idea of having a similar stage with a lot less glitz and gloss on it.
Those drunk twilight hours hit different. I live in the north east, Denny’s was a central hub for potential debauchery and your run of the mill ratchetness. Nonetheless that Philly omelette at 2:36 in the morning can’t be described with just text 🥴
I was at that MvC3 event! I remember talking with ShinBlanka and we both Cornered poor Seth Killian to ask him why Captain America was so bad already in the game LMAO
SF4 has a stage in the parking lot of a soda shop and I think that's the closest we'll ever get to a Waffle House parking lot unless the new Dongdong Never Dies throws it in.
The real question "Waffle house shenanigans, are they cultural or regional?" And yea, a stage like that would be awesome. All the devs should go to waffle house after CEO for that next round table.
Been living in Atlanta since 1995 and grew up here and the best part about living in the south is how little people give a fuck. Everytime MJ tells a story about it I just nod and say "yeah that sounds right."
Heads up that Skullgirls has a new set of developers (well, the same ones, but under a new name) and they are currently adding content to the game. That may be a our best chance at getting a waffle house parking lot stage.
the equivalent to every point in this story where I live is ihop, there's something truly special about ihop after a tournament past midnight and you just bring 20 dudes eventually at least 3 of them are going to fight in the parking lot on the way out
In my experience the place where everyone starts shit is Arby's inside the restaurant. If they make a new Def Jam, I would love to see a wafflehouse parking lot level or an Arby's right in front of the ordering counter level.
Dude, I have the whole stage select playlist right here in PCB, FL - Waffle House Parking Lot, Walmart entrance area where security would be escorting a brave soul out the building, Burger King lobby area, beach behind random seafood dive restaurant/bar, in the middle of "the strip" where a bunch of tourist drive around at a crawl speed and look at stuff on fleets of rented scooters, scuzzy as hell strip club by the stage (or on it even), and the list could go on for sure. I'll call it Stray Fighter. It's about transients, rogue tourists, and lippy locals getting into fisticuffs.
You know the coffee will be hot and the hash browns fresh when it’s 3am and the Denny’s with the bars over the windows is still open for business while the clubs start to empty out on a Monday morning
I need to experience the Southern Waffle House some day. I've been around the Waffle Houses in Arizona around 6am or 11am and it's pretty tame compared to the horror stories I've heard.
Obama is the funniest member of the fgc easy, I swear I could listen to these random ass stories all day. 😂 Also, best thing ive ever seen at a waffle house at 2am was a near fight in the parking lot where a dude dead ass dressed like macho man Randy Savage hopped out his car ready to scrap. This was like in the summer too, halloween nowhere nearby lmao.
People who haven't experienced Waffle House need to understand that Waffle House only has 2 settings: It's either goddamned amazing 24/7 or, well, what you're hearing about here. There is no middle ground. Here's an easy way to maximize your chances of going into the former: Is the highway close? Like, can you get on the highway within half a mile of where this Waffle House is? You might just be in luck. You in the middle of some town somewhere, no highway in sight? Nah bro, that place is equal parts traphouse and Waffle House.
Dog hear me out at night time it's a waffle house parking lot but the stage got a variant for the east coast. it's daytime in a churches chicken parking lot and crackheads and segauls are fighting each other in the background.
I live in the south. What this man says is true. Waffle House food is ok at best, but when you hungry it works. Past midnight my local WH always have like 4 police cars in the parking lot with their lights on. Something is always going down there.
Tell you what. We need someone to take all the RU-vidr Martial artists and give them stages based on what fast food restaurant they are, just like that IcyMike and Sensei Seth video, then we got the parking lot stages completely covered
If the Waffle House cook has all his teeth and hasn't been to jail at least once, I don't want it. If the waitress doesn't sound or smell like she smokes two packs a day, I don't want it If half of the other customers aren't paranoid and looking at me and everyone else suspiciously, I don't want it
Damn, I didn’t know you were from LA. I’m from Lafayette. I’m trying to make those same moves out to JP through teaching and using that to bounce into development. But on topic, if you count all the shootings in Lafayette I’m willing to bet near half of them happened at the Waffle House.
@@doogies Can’t wait to finish college in the Fall and apply for JET. Big fingers crossed that I make it in. Just found your RU-vid and I’m lovin’ the content, man. These types of clips have replaced podcasts for me when I go on runs.
There's a waffle house right by my house. I work 12s and nights, there's something about getting food there when you're beat up or after you smoke that makes it extra delicious.
