Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween) 

You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

Just ask him how he's doing and he'll probably open up to you and not want to kill you. Maybe he's just upset everyone asks him what he's doing and not how he's doing.

How to beat Michael Myers: 1. Be the cameraman

I like how Matt came up with this confusing way of killing him and all Laurie strode needed was three knives and a fridge😂

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“He’s human.” Halloween Kills: _”Is he though?”_

"He's not murdering muppets" ... yet

I think the luring part might be the toughest. As slow as he is, he can be surprisingly clever.

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How to beat Michael: - use spine chill - loop him for 5 gens - open the exit gates > escape

This theory single handedly made a better ending than the one they actually gave us

The fact matpat made this and now in Halloween ends it’s as easy as knocking him unconscious and then putting him in a huge shredder 💀

How to beat Michael Myers: 1. walk faster than 0.5 mph 2. Don't go inside 3. just wait until November 1st Edit: 4. Don't trip

When he said acid, I fr thought we were about to get this boy high

A friend of mine wanted to be Michael Meyers for Halloween our senior year and his mom bought him a cat in the hat...hat and he wore it like a badge of honor

There was a theory by Laurie that the more he fights and kills the stronger he gets. He’s basically a pokemon. And the more he kills and the higher the xp gets. He also has a health bar, if he gets hit too hard he has a recharge period of seconds to 10 yrs. Michael in the old man timeline can’t grow back his limbs or heal from permanent injuries.

Micheal Myers: finds a shotgun Also Micheal Myers: I’m too used to stabbing, so I’ll do it again

“His own personal little MIKE-rowave” Why waste all that radiation when you can just kill him with bad puns?

Huge Grinder be like: Am I joke to you?

Also the original 1978 Halloween movie is still the best movie in the franchise

Never forget, you're considered a human if you; A: Eat dogs B: Can breathe

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The best way to kite him and get him into the radiation room is by taking his mask and tossing it into the room, when he loses his mask that becomes his priority number 1

Matt Pat was like “poor him in radiation” Meanwhile Laurie just needed a couple knives in the fridge.

The real reason he survives is why all major slasher villains survive. Paraphrasing Dreadpool, "your power isn't regeneration, it's popularity"

The way to kill Michael Myers is by showing him RU-vid rewind

The hermit joke got me imagining r The Muppets against Michael myers. Priceless

If Rasputin was a horror movie monster, he'd be Michael Myers.

MatPat's criteria for establishing whether something is human or not: 1. Does it eat dogs? 2. Does it breathe? If you answered "yes" to both, it is indeed a human. seems legit

When I was younger I used to think Michael Myers was Jason's Dad. Lol

1:18 In the words of JonTron: "That one didn't age quite so well"

The reason that there are so many Michael Myers things that cancel each other out is because there’s a bunch of different Michael Myers universities but most of them start with Halloween one

after watching Halloween kills, this is particularly relevant

You can literally run like Barry Allen, but Michael will always walk faster than you

I feel like the basic answer of simple suffocating could work too. Without oxygen, your stem cells, and all of the cells, start to shut down. Full suffocation, like, say, being buried alive while he's unconscious, it could work.

11:45 you might wanna fact check, he can run, and hes so fast if you blink you'll die before noticing him. If you watch one of the flashback scenes in Halloween kills you'll see how fast he can run, and if he has incredible durability, he could run faster than a car and catch up to you.

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Just use a reverse Uno card

Matpat honestly roasting Michael Meyers walking is just amazing😂

going back and watching this after watching halloween ends. this is better

I'm gonna be real here MatPat. The second you started talking about lethal radiation I was ready for you to talk about nuking him.

I feel like if he’s chasing you, and you get in a car and get on an airplane to go to another state or country and Michael Myers will be right there waiting for you. Lol. Dude took Gokus instant transmission technique.

Least useful, most entertaining dbd build guide to counter Micheal I've ever seen

I just discovered this channel and love it. Now I'm bringing them.

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will always walk faster than you

So, funny enough, in Dead By Daylight, Michael is the only killer in the game who has literally Forced his way into the entities realm, and seems to be there and traversing of his own free will. It's a very nice nod to how super ambiguous Michael Myers is, and how truly dark of an entity he now is.

Matpat's requirements for being human 1. eats dogs 2. breathes

So i should take Michael on a nice stroll through the Chernobyl concrete dome.

No matter how fast you run, Michael Myers can walk faster.👀 Motivational post of the day!🤗

But you forgot one power that makes him invinicble. This special power is the power of main character. It allows them to survive ANYTHING

“Burning doesn’t effect him” also micheal: stays in coma for 10 years

Idea for surviving him... Don't be a baby sitter.

Just give him John wick’s dog A knife might not kill but a pencil will

I have a friend whose name is actually Michael Myers. His parents had a strange sense of humor. whenever we have a substitute they always do a double take when they read his name.

watched halloween in my horror film class, came back to watch this!

I swear these voiceovers always have me cackling for one reason or the other 😭😭 3:18 aint now way this man just said "Halloween water"😭😭🤣

Even after all these years, this is still my favourite film theory. The humour is on point and the graphics and editing accentuate and add to the humour.

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I hope he makes more Michael Myers theories

I think the next death battle will prove you can just lock him in a room with Jason Voorhees

I can’t believe he missed the opportunity to say Michael-Wave instead of Microwave

Imagine Myers coming after you with baby legs like Deadpool

Who’s here after Halloween Ends 👇

After watching holloween ends, he went from being called the shape to the out of shape

So the last movie in the series should be called "Michael Goes to Chernobyl"

I don't think Michael has super healing, I think that he's just filled with DETERMINATION.

Eh. They'll just make another timeline or pull a Resurrection and say thst it wasn't actually Miachel who died. But in the new one they just shoved him into a meat grinder.

Omg while I was watching this video I got a ad for a new Halloween movie 🍿 🎥 🎃

Just loop him for the whole game then escape through the hatch

The easiest way to kill him would be to squish him. Sure, he'd un-squish but as long as you keep the pressure on him, (example, a car crusher) he wouldn't be able to reform or break out, because he can't break a car crusher while he's practically jam.

Even moving doesn’t help because in the new Halloween ends movie, Laurie moves along with her granddaughter some where else but Michael still ends up following them.

theory: what if the movies are different realities and or dimensions, showing different versions of his story... like the many worlds theory? would also explain why he is supposed to be 21, but, in one movie, it says he is 23...

Micheal Myers lives so long because his suit is made out of flex tape

Don't you know? Powerwalking is the most efficient mode of travel.

This is a really good video but even if we do all this you still have to worry about the curse of thorn, A curse in which gives the user super human abilities such as the healing factor Michael has.

He says “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really smart” but my brain thought he was gonna say “to do it, we’ve gotta be really really stupid” 😹😹😹

“And the occasional hermit.” *Video of Kermit* Me: *Dies of laughter*

Micheal is attacking everybody because he wants to find someone like him that's "immortal", all he wants is a friend.

2:55 Man, wouldn't that have been a fun Muppet Show episode...

I love how in the newest movie Halloween ends the fact the he basically just gets hit with an axe is hilarious

Wait, if you cut Michael in half do both halves of his body regenerate? Could you potentially accidentally clone Michael Myers in an attempt to kill him?

Michael Myers is so deadly on Halloween Kills. The Avengers could find the Halloween universe within the multiverse, convince Thanos to move to Michael’s hometown, and wait for Halloween. Michael Myers would take care of Thanos no problem.

The reason I think the hospital radiation won’t work is because we’ve seen him smash through doors and walls what’s stopping him from doing exactly that. And brutally murdering you. Because as you said he needs to be exposed to thirty grays in that time he could most definitely smash his way through the door.

9:53 my mom went through Leukemia last year and beginning of this year. She’s in remission now but it was scary

Film Theory: There are only two canon movies. Also Film Theory Literally 5 Seconds Later: *Uses all the other non-canon films to describe his abilities*

I always thought that he was unkillable because he's a metaphor for human evil

I seriously need that motivation poster on my wall

Michael Myers is such a speed walker

MatPat are you insane?! Irradiate Michael Myers?! If horror movies have taught me anything, it would only mutate him into an even worse monstrosity!

I'm an X-ray technician. Unfortunately, hospital x-ray machines won't output that much radiation in the time before he escapes. A single flouroscopy machine can emit about 1 gray in approximately 5 minutes. However, there are so many variables to this. If you put the machine on max dosage it may be closer to 3 minutes for a gray. You would need to have the machine pointed directly at him like a gun for him to receive that dose. Another thing to this, the x-ray machines would more than likely overheat after a single gray at full power and would need to be shut off for 30 minutes. Radiation works like millions of tiny bullets. They can ricochet and scatter all over the room just like bullets and will break apart when they hit stuff just like bullets. So if Michael isn't under direct line of fire, the radiation will attenuate (dissipate) on the lead infused walls and floors. In other words, you would need to have about 30 flouroscopy machines in a single room, which most hospitals don't carry a fraction of that amount. You would have to move them all to that single room, where flouroscopy machines are big, heavy, and take forever to turn on. Lastly each machine needs an operator to hold a button to emit radiation. You know, all while having a killer chasing you. To achieve that much of a radiation dose, you would need to take him to a nuclear deadzone, or a nuclear power plant.

Give Myers the ol’ Therac-25 treatment.

with the new movie: Halloween ends, you should make another one of these theory vids!

You could also trap him in multiple inescapable traps. He’s been in jail, so we are capable of getting him into small rooms. Fill the room with molten lead/melting plastic, until it completely encases him. Then put that into a steel cage, then put that as far underground as possible. Even if he does make it out of 1, theres no way he escapes all 3

And then he survives the radiation poisoning because movie logic

The movies mentioned from 2:57 to 3:34 are different storylines for the series

I would love you to read Brandon Sanderson books to make a theory of the end. Think about it

According to the Andrew WK version, watching classic horror movies is also a way to not get killed

He’s a mutant, Disney will buy the rights to him, and introduce him into the MCU with Charles Xavier.

shooting Michael Myers is just like burning William Afton

I liked how the dial was cranked up to "11." 🤣