Finding an abandoned car in the woods 

Not sure off the make and model . Looks 80s. But it had clearly been destroyed by fire a long time ago which would explain the complete absence of any paint or any interior upholstery, any plastic fittings ,windows or any tiers on the rims. Even the spare in the boot is missing its rubber.

Im tempted to take a better look for the numbers on the engine block.maybe even take valve cover off to see for serial numbers

a very amusing sequence. A vintage car whose current occupant is truly unexpected!! It's a Japanese car from the 1970s, perhaps a TOYOTA COROLLA 2-door coupe.

Pretty sure its a 1974 celica the engine valve cover and carb location points to that.

Where are you located? In person I would be able to figure it out.

Celicas werent all hard tops.if u google 1974 celica there are some examples.its definitely a toyota at least

Did it crash into that tree?

Definitely not a Celica, they were hardtops and this is a 2 door sedan. I think mid to late 70s Corolla but hard to tell for sure with it being burnt and overgrown.

I don't think that tree even existed when it was parked.looks like the carb was melted so maybe a fire.who knows

Ford Cortina?

Toyota Celica, 1970-1974