Finnish Reddit keeps trying to send me to Kouvola | Reddit Reaction 

No sitten ku sie perkeleen kusipiä teet niille semmosen version jossa voi maksaa kuukausittaen,e eekä tarvihe maksaa yhen viikon koko ruokakassaa siihen että sua vappaan nörtteilyn.... Hyi hyi!

Jos sen vois maksaa maksuna kuten netflix, mutta pittää kerralla maksaa se...

pistä niiltä vaikka kolmen kuukauen maksujuttuja

En ois uskonu että Davecad myy itsensä tämmösellä roinalle....

hyi hyi

My teacher left tuusula to kouvola. Be sure to meet her there! Her name is jenni haha. If you really do meet her, tell her i said hi! (I'm pretty sure you won't meet her but yeah lol)

Still waiting the Kouvola video

Technically "saisinko" is "would I get". But I agree, "ole kiltti" has a bit of a nagging tone to it. I wouldn't use that as a customer anywhere. "Would I get" is the polite way to ask/request something. I do hear (and use) "Öö, kahvi, kiitti" or something to that effect pretty often, and I've never seen anyone seem upset about it. Maybe beer is different since there are usually options about what kind of beer, I don't know. But I've certainly heard the same style, "laita karhu, kiitti". Some casual chat mght take place, but it's often separated from making the order itself.

@@TheRawrnstuff yeah that's true but I meant more as a translation rather than a direct transliteration , I was thinking that in English you'd probably rather say "could i get a coffee please" than "would i get a coffee please". And yes it's kind of difficult to say that one phrasing would be applicable every time it's really dependant on the context. The "saisinko" can also be substituted with basically anything that fits the situation. Many times I'd probably say something like "pystyisi(ks/tkö) antamaan mulle xyz" ("could you give me xyz"). It's really tricky to say anything because all of these are so dependant on context,. For example,"laitaks yhden karhun" I'd probably read as kind of rude if someone just came to the bar and that was the first thing they said whilst it'd be perfectly alright if we'd have been chatting for a bit and they said it casually. Many things also depend on where you live, I'm from up north so something that could be rude here could very well be normal down south and vice versa. But yeah there's definitely many ways to not be rude in Finnish when asking for something

yeah, I think google is correct to make 'ole kiltti' the direct translation, but in actual use it definitely has a passive aggressive tone to it

I disagree about "yksi kalja kiitos", I think it's fine and I regularly hear it. But "sais(in)ko yhden kaljan" is even more common and something I'd rather say.

Kalja perkele

A skin walker. Kouvola is the local mandela county

@@ukkomies100 😂

Can confirm. I live in Kouvola currently. Somehow I have started being obsessed of my old hometown(not Kouvola)

Can confirm. Went there and part of me stayed behind so I never came back a whole.

Kouvola is the ohio of finland

Yeah, story goes somehow like that for city name 😅

The story: Mattila (they had the biggest farm, land and so on) had a sort of famous stallion (ori). And to decide where to build a church (very important at the time) they decided to tie a huge rock for that stallion to pull. Where the stallion would stop with said rock, they would build the church which would be the center of their town. And so they did. Which is why it is said that the town's name comes from that famous Ori (who decided the church's place) and the most influential family in town who owned said stallion, the Mattila family.

Which is also why there was a place (it had a bar, restaurant, hair dresser and few other things) called Musta ori (The Black stallion) honoring the town's original black stallion. They had the best honeychicken. I still dream of it sometimes.

Never got to study German even though I wanted to. Only learned it from TV series and lyrics and visiting there but it was still easy to decipher this. Also got to say ”wir haben euch gelt mitgebracht” when going to pay for the hotel visit which amused the hotelkeeper.

Oh that actually makes a lot of sense 😂😂

Brunberg is Finnish (and makes lactose free milk chocolate!) but they don't have that many chocolate products so it might not come to mind when thinking of chocolate manufacturers. Their liquorice is awesome 🤤

@@aavakainen Also Brunberg’s dark chocolate is vegan or at least used to be.

Let's see if NordVPN want to keep working with me 😁 Maybe Hacker Dave will have a change of heart 😂

enter hacker Cat 😎

Hyvä idea. Dave puhuu niin hienosti suomea.

I can offer some further words: it's become their official symbol because they've filmed executions done by a sledgehammer. Wagner are sick bastards. These fools in Moscow are trying to show their support for Wagner by throwing sledgehammers into the Finnish embassy grounds as a threat. Wagner also filmed a video of a "bloodied" (red paint) sledgehammer they were going to send to the European Parliament (one of those similar sounding organizations).

Yeah. I think Dave has read news about this execution method. But still, idiots.

To put it in simple terms, throwing sledgehammers onto the grounds of the Finnish embassy is them issuing a death threat

@@utes5532 ..and still, idiots :D

😃

No. We just say "no niin".

I think you're looking to ask "should we lay". "Should we" when asking "should we", "do we" when asking if we do (to which the answer would be "no").

Just play viikate "mies joka nolasi kouvolan", if dave ever visit in kouvola.

I'm from Kotka and I don't think Kouvola is that bad. You have Veturi, Tykkimäki and liquorice

Haha... I'm not sure yet exactly. I'm still coming to terms with this reality 🤣

@@davecad You need to start listening Viikate ASAP, it is the best thing to come from Kouvola.

They'll be here every month 🙂

:D Tervetuloa Vekaralle

@@Mabswer Tattis

Or suukko, which used to be called n33k321nsuukko back in 90's.

April should be a winter month D;

yeah the vibrance has been turned wayy up

9,4 K likes so far and two days to go...

@@KalleKilponen pingasin fabossa kaikkia tuttuja laittamaan yläpeukut sille videolle. Eiköhän tää pitäisi jotenkin saada tapahtumaan, mistähän niitä bottiarmeijoita värvättiin?

@@anttikettunen8601 kokeileppa joiltain suomi discord kanavilta, 300 henkeä ei ole iso luku.

@@anttikettunen8601 It seems to have reached 10 K just in time for new year. I guess Dave will be heading to Kouvola.

noniin

Noniin

Well, to be fair it's just Tupla which I rate above all which is definitely a Finnish bar... Even if it is a Swedish company that makes it 🤔 Maybe that will save me from the angry mob? 😂

@@davecad Perhaps 😏