Five Minutes With: Tim Vine 

His dad was Guy, he's Tim. :D

I went to my local takeaway asked for a bunburger with tomato sauce the bloke behind the counter says ' Is HP alright'? I said 'no ill pay cash'

It's Tim Vine, he loves this sort of thing.

Philip Croft hope you Change your mind

No apostrophe in this context,please,Philip. Standards !

@@Isleofskye maybe he means that it all belongs to cobbler.

It could well be as the old Proverb says Neil T.....the cobbler's children are the worst shod ........

@@Isleofskye And to quote a half remembered Ronnie Corbett joke... We had a shoemenders in our town. The sign above the shop said... Smith and sons, Cobblers to the King.

He's also got another joke "My friends got a one-armed butler. Serves him right."

Just realised I can't remember the title of it.

I eventually remembered all 40 kids in my S-E-London Primary School from 1964 which I was please at. Can name my Grammar School Register from 1965 in 20 seconds...yet what did I do yesterday ?

A Year later and I still can't remember.......see you in 2021...

@@Isleofskye 2021 here, how can I help?

I would love you too Margaret on a wet, windy Suburban London Morning but I still can't remember why I required assistance. I may have to come back to you in 2022. Best to diarise it as I am likely to forget, my friend....

kidsmoked hopeless..I think it was..

Hopeless muddle

I'm surprised as most comedians aren't and make jokes against christians.

BigStarGamer However you will notice that he doesn't

@@jacobeyres8778 He sure is, he used to come to my church.

haha you mad

@@maxpayne354 broken hearted to be honest, he is one of my favourite comedians, but he is the only one of them who's religious 😅 although i should've seen it coming based on his sense of humour

Cypher791 - What?

Why should that make a differance?

Try Jesus mate be blessed!

Albin Lundholm why is that a problem

If he was Muslim, you would never have typed "oh no he's a Muslim"

KRIMBO Exactly!!

Albin Lundholm that's why there's a word for islamophobia and not for hating christians, because no one cares these days

He's intelligent and funny. A well hearted gent. Makes sense really.