FLASH FREEZE ENTIRE ARMIES - New Secret Units - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

I think the Taekwondo taking down those Samurai is more epic than any fight from any other game I've ever seen. The dude jumps up and kills one with his foot, knocking another down. He knocks another to the floor, and then BREAKS HIS FREAKING NECK by using his legs. He then dodges multiple attacks and has one samurai nearly kill his comrade. And then he murders another one by kicking him in the balls, and then he waits for the last one to get up as he ambushes him with a punch to the face and then a kick to the lungs. John Wick has some competition.

9:26 *"Whatever floats your boat in whatever strokes your goat."* - Captain Sauce 4th best quote

Artemis is the kid in a group who does all the work while the groupmates just have seizures on the ground

6:47 can we all just appreciate the Taekwondo absolutely destroying the samurai

The look on sauces face when Ullr threw his axe at the squiers Is priceless

6:50 Samurai 1: kicked in the gut, lower organs destroyed Samurai 2: shoulder broken, ribs collapsed into upper organs Samurai 3: left side of chest kicked in Samurai 4: slashed in the back earlier, kicked in the crotch, his Katana landing on him Samurai 5: deep slash in the back, neck almost broken with a punch, kicked upward 5 warriors were sent to take care of the protester, the army found them in a brutal mess

Chieftain: who dares challenge me!!! Guy wearing robe:Finish him!

6:45 They should have this scene in the tabs movie.

Vlad is a pretty good unit mostly against a lot of cheap units, he can also impale people if he kills them with the tip of his stick

CaptainSauce: I can’t think of a unit that can take out a crowd quite like they can Artemis: Am I a joke to you?

“He kicked him so hard, his ancestors felt it.” -Captain

6:49 - 7:21 the most awesome moment in tabs history

"Whatever floats your boat, whatever strokes your goat." -CaptainSauce 2019

"Whatever floats your boat, whatever strokes your goat." -Captainsauce

Captainsauce: Ullr is the best at crowd control in the game Me: *Laughs in Wild West update*

14:19 you can hear halflings saying “little help”

"use you swords!" Samurai: ok *swings and kill Ally* ok now what?

"I fell and I can't get up, somebody call life alert" -Captainsause

Battle of Ice 1 Ice Giant 2 Ullrs 12 Ice Archers VS Your Army. (Money limit is the cost for the other team's army. Good Luck.)

7:05 “You guys need to be using your swords now!” *kills teammate* *”NOT LIKE THAT!”*

14:39 ×que the epic *AVENGERS ENDGAME* music by the enemy×

Play as bard Play as mace spinner while in tornado mode Play as the bird from the scarecrow Play as the snake drone the snake archer

16:58 "MOMMY!" I would be saying that too, if I was up against a Tree Giant.

10:08 Cap: “These two definitely don’t have magic in their axes!” Me: *Watching this in 2022 after Jarls have the ice arena magic* “Well this aged well…”

Jester: backflips Me: his world is revolving

Frozen Abridged “The sauce is getting cold!”

Does anyone else notice that the halflings say "a little help!" At 14:17

16:26 who lives in a pineapple under the sea

If you put enough units around, vlad actually does impale. the "impale" just makes them stuck to the stick like a minotaur/halfling grab

I just got an idea... make a mace spinner tornado, and BECOME it. How much control would you be given?

4years and this guy is still my favourite.😊❤️

captainsauce has predicted the future by saying "I invision this being the bone mage or the dark peasant right? you would have spikes coming out of the ground and IMPALING people" and that is the new ability to the vlad

At 7:55 because stabbing a full plated warrior would just be dumb and not really harm him, but blunt force attacks have always been really effective against armored units. There's a reason for the regular use of weapons like war hammers.

God squad vs giant riot God squad: every god, and uller Giant riot: every giant

Tabs should make a unit that can steal and use enemy weapons And if they’re unarmed he’s boned

“You kicked him so hard his ancestors felt it” I dyed

*Looks at the quality* “Hey what about those jokes of the quality?” _is at 360_

Hey Cap can you do the god squad vs all giants

Taekwando boosted by cheerleaders vs halfling horde (who says halflings can't fly)

7:45 *squeaky hammer noise from the stick* Knight:HA you have weak weapon Dude with stick:*shuffles around and hits knight* Knight:🎵hello darkness my old friend,I've come to see you again🎵

Halfling football use a taekwondo unit to kick a halfling and see how far he flys

I'm really sad when you don't upload

4:55 Jester: I'm blasting off again

"We controlled Zeus and put army's in to cardiac arrest" -captainsauce

Traitor Challenge Control a random fighter, kill the rest of your teammates, and still win the battle.

They should add “the saucer”

The tiquondo vs the samori made me laugh so hard I had tears

Captain Sause: "being a ranged unit that can keep melee units out of range is a super powerful ability" Me: isnt what all ranged units do? Darryl: jdiehsjdi

Clicked on this immediately left my original vid

Certain units have the landfall logo on their belt, what if you brought all those units to the landfall door?

7:12 true talent swatting a sword

I got an idea. You have an arena challenge, but you take control of a unit the whole entire time, plus you use all the units including special ones.

360p = best quality

Ullr has the symbol of the stone door thing on his belt🔴

3:18 I love how the taekwondo units pic is them literaly kicking a knight in the nuts XD

Captainsauce: I thought that vlad would be like the bone mage, or the dark peasant, y’know having spikes come out the ground Landfall: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

Can you also do 150 ice archers and 20 berserkers vs 2 ice giants

I love watching you play tabs please play more tabs.

What would the bard or Priest look like in first person

ahh yes, back when ullr was the most powerful unit.

Melee through the ages (Not that great) 16 Cavemen 14 Farmers 12 Squires 10 Hoplites 8 Brawlers 6 Samurai You will have to go under 200000 if possible.

Nobody: Landfall: (makes a googly-eye silly battle simulating game) Also landfall: *Vlad the impaler*

7:10 captain if you read this i laughed my ass off

Jester: we have you 100 to 4 Ulur (i think that's how you spell it): I like those odds

1:09 Me Backflipping out of the doors on the last day of school like:

I was definitely waiting for this! Can’t wait to see what the future will bring for this game

18:52 I was crying and I had to rewind it like 10 times 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN SEE MY OWN SNOOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:09 Samurai Giant: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

Captainsauce, bro imma be real with you, you gotta be a first person tornado.

The Shogun (samurai master) have goten a buff. He can also parry projectiles now.

Vlad is good because you can strike units when they are trying to stand up and laugh

Cap: tabs units already have a hard time walking how are they gonna backflip Samurai giant: am I a joke to you

Earlier today I did 30 ullr against 100 units including kings, giants, mammoths, hwachas, and more. Somehow, at the end of it, the ullr has taken out 92 opponents before finally having their final man go down. That literally blew my mind

Captainsause: The only other unit that similar priced to the jester is the monk Teacher: Im I a joke to you?

"Since when is there anything underwater?" *THE MILLIONS OF DEAD TABS UNITS THAT DROWNED*

Imagine this for a second: a hwatcha that fires snakes or ice arrows

3:40 the jester can kill a king no joke

4:38 he had blade In his shoe so that how he killed the monk

11:04 that guy got his leg stuck under a frozen dude and was just executed

Jester: I CAN DO ANYTHING. Sniper: BANG. Jester: OW

3:12 looks like you met jaws buddy

Captain sauce uploading a vid at the right time i run out of content too watch

The battle of the castle! Map:medieval 2 You are blue (defend) Knight. Blue army frontline: 4 Knights and 3 shield bearers between. Backline:10 squires,5 hoplites. The king is all the Way in the back with 4 healers,1 executioner,2 bards,1 jester and 10 archer! Red(attack)the invaders of north: frontline:10 brawlers,7 berserkers. Backline:5 vakyries,4 jarls and 10 headbutter. A Vlad is in the back with 2 cheerleaders,10 ice archers and 4 rock trowhers! Like so cap can se!👍

13:02. at the far right 1 of the Ullrs are waving their axe like a flag. "We give up!" the Ullr yells as he wags his flag. and dies... from dancing jumping clowns with small knives on their hand and feet.

captain sauce do a bunch of priests and a valkyrie and control the valkyrie and dive bomb into one of the beams because they do damage

Son goku ( monkey king) is technically a god too since he trained with them for years and has god powers

He flash freezes an entire army Correction *He flash freezes his own armies*

“He just doesn’t do it!” -CaptainSauce

Vlad can impale units it is much easier to kill them and use possession and hit the dead unit on the ground a few times

there should be a unit like the tiquando unit but make it so when it kill the opponents it uses one of their weapons (as a throwing weapon) for a while until it kill another unit.the unit can also have massive dodging capabilities

7:17 Taekwondo : you must be very proud of that head Samurai : head broken

“Like the Dark Peasant” I remember when the Dark Peasant and I think it was Hero or Light Peasant were the strongest people in the game

When he said God squad I thought farmer joy would be there I am disappointed

Overly Sarcastic Productions has some videos about the legend of the Monkey King, making an army is one of his powers.

Squire at 17:25 run Giant 2 seconds later: WHY. ARE. U. RUNNING!

4:02 the jester stabbed and kicked him in the nuts and he died!

i love your videos,please make more TABS videos,i LOVE them.

Do the god squad WITH wu kong vs a bunch of monsters. (I.e minotaurs, mammoths, dragons, giants, and more)

Nobody: Even more nobody: Captain sauce: I can see my own snoot

5:09 it's my turn on the Xbox