The TABS Christmas No One Expected - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

"He seems to have a hard time standing up." *Doesn't every unit in this game have a hard time standing up.*

"Mommy! Mommy! What's in the present? Probably just hotwheels." **sad face** Present: do not under estimate my power foolish mortal

"Hi, Ima lil elf!" **yeets a god at you**

"Theres was one hiding behind the fence" Bush: Am I a joke to you?

"The outbreak of Christmas." 5 Skeleton Warriors 3 Skeleton Giants 10 Skeleton Archers 2 Witches 2 Necromancers 1 Reaper "The nightmare before Christmas." 1 Reaper wandering. 2. Clams jamming. 3. Witches Flying 4. Ice Mages fighting 5. Dead eyes Sniping! 6. Bone mages summoning 7. Hobits playing 8. Zeus smiting 9. Kings ruling 10. Archers shooting 11. Raptors eating and 12....DAVINCI TANKS FIRING!

12:45 plot twist, the horses are just 2 guys in a horse costume (kinda makes sense why they're so wobbly now)

"Surprise,surprise,Jesus didn't expect an Abrams to come out of the gifts!" -Captain Sauce 2020

Me: the necromancer? Sauce: this might be the strongest unit in the game Me: wait you say that the reaper was the strongest unit, not cool man

The elf is basically the line "Random bullshit, go!".

"I'm 99% sure that's not how horses work" Says the guy that says there made of rubber.

Are we not going to talk about that sick trickshot the necromancer got at 14:45? Like damn, that was clean

The elf is literally the embodiment of the “RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!” Meme

My christmas wishlist: Snuffy in a box

Captainsauce: hoping for uzis to come out of a box Elf: “Are you sure about that” Out comes a snuffy Captainsauce: “HOLY SNUFFY!”

Basically a dozen units earned new abilities that were super effective against groups (like for example Artemis does the big blast, Ice giant freezes big groups, Red jade has the tornado attack, etc.) and a few other units had an appearance change.

Captain sauce didn’t say where the secret units are found, but here’s some help for people who want to know where they are. Also, the Christmas map can still be played after Christmas, but you need to go into farmer 1, and go behind a blue building and find a snow globe. Farmer snow: Ice mage: on one of the sides of the blue buildings, there is an ice statue, and that’s where it is. Present elf: the present elf is found on the balcony of one of the red buildings, and the present is what you need. Spooky 1: Banshee: resides as a weird pendant thing that has chains connected to it, and is found somewhere in the fog on the left side of the battlefield Skeleton giant: also found in the fog on the left side, but is in the graveyard and the thing you need to find is its head, a lot like the ice giant Spooky 2: Necromancer: is found as a lamp with souls around it, found floating in the middle of one of the entranceways on the left or right side of the map, I forgot which side tho lol Witch: is found as a broom that is floating way above the big tree in the middle north part of the map. (North is ^)

16:10 Horse and snuffy: *Turns into 2 skeletons when converted* The 2 of them: *Animal* Makes sense

for my first day of christmas my youtuber gave to me: some witches and a skeleton the length of a tree

Who's going to tell him that the present elf can spawn the dark pesent.

Clearly the horse and snuffy are 2 humans in a costume

“It’s like a Christmas necromancer!” *Foreshadowing*

Question: why is there Halloween faction unit in Christmas update Answer: Nightmare before Christmas

''The Time of Giving" 10 Clam warriors V.S 10 Present Elves.

"ill have it fight against... mace?" me: looks at name *BANK ROBBER*

"where did all the ninja stars come from?" The ninjas obviously

"suprise suprise, jesus didn't suspect an abrams to come out of the present" -saucy sauce sauceness - 2020

9:50 Anyone gonna comment about that sick Roll and Stab?

Just dance: 10 cheerleaders, 2 bards, and any other unit. No win conditions, any map, side by side.

"It's like the doppelganger, the modded unit that could turn into other units" *sad shapeshifter noises* *happy nonexistent unit noises*

You can stack abilities allowing you to have for example, a extremely long and damaging charge

"The spooky Snuffys" 1 reaper 3 Snuffys 2 sword casters

Edit: Thank you guys in the replies for telling me units I missed. Some units with a few mystery changes you should look at: -Sensei -Black Beard -Red Jade -Jarl -Vlad -Balooner -Shogun -Super Boxer

Random Fact: You know its cold outside when you go outside and its cold

other units: pick a weapon or skill and stick with it. elf: Random bullshit go!

The Christmas Miracle 1 Santa claws 5 Elves 2 Santa's Slay 2 Ice mage

The Present Elf, the holiday version of The Summoner😀. Love it! Also hearing Cap yelling at Feesh is Hilarious😄

Elf when he sees a bunch of enemies: random bullsh*t go

Make yourself in TABS that would be cool

Captain sauce quote of the day: How many .... TANKS are we gonna get for Christmas!

CaptainSauce: Feesh was a failed experiment if I've ever seen one. Feesh: *You dare doubt my abilities, creator?*

"My creations disappoint me endlessly" Ok mad scientist.

The elf is so reminiscent of the Summoner, Remember him? one of the first mods on the market? based off of the scarecrow but instead summons random units?

Me: mad that Sauce hasn’t noticed the witch is upside down on its broom

"Snuffy needs time to get on top of ya" Me watching:F.B.I open up !!!

My christmas list: 1.Any good boy toys because I can't find any 2. Thats all

The necromancers abilities are: fear,transformation,and tombstone wall bash

On the 12th day of Christmas this stupid game gave me 12 stupid halflings 11 shouters shouting 10 lords-o-leaping (berserker) 9 ladies dancing (cheerleader) 8 clams-a-jamming 7 boats-a-swimming 6 painters painting 5 SNUFILUFIGI 4 teachers teaching 3 dealers dealing (potion sellers) 2 reapers reaping AND A JESUS WITH A TREEE(tree giant)

12:30 Sauce: Feesh is bad Feesh: Say sike right now!

im just waiting until cap gets a message from the developers saying that next Christmas they want Santa 'claws'

The Jarl had two abilities added you should look at it.

I like how two of his units are "Jesus" and "Bob Ross."

Brings a whole new meaning to the song, "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" doesn't it?

The reason that the horse turned into two human skeletons and can resist electricity is probably because its two humans in a rubber horse suit and there drunk thats why the horse is wobbly

Still hope he checks out the updated units. Sensei, Vlad, Lady Red Jade, Artemis, Shogun, and as you saw Ullr.

I like the banshee. It's like once she screams, any unit will EVENTUALLY die, meaning you could just stall them forever until the kick the bucket.

3 units have been updated to make a kinda tornado that is summoned, jade and the sensei use it, the sensei is the reason why you saw the ninja stars because it does a shuriken tornado. Blackbeard does a kind of "rain from above" move which launches a group of projectiles from the sky. Btw I didn't name a 3rd unit that does a tornado move because I have forgotten. This is all from in-game experience so add to anything I have forgotten.

The prison cell: One punch man surrounded by LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF wall shields

17:03 "Is this a mistake". - Captain Sauce 2020 Me: Everything in this video is a mistake.

The wobbly horse turned into 2 human skeletons, and their skin is made of rubber. Here is my theory: Every horse in TABS is actually 2 regular units in a rubber horse costume.

Recommendation, Make a unit with the gunslinger guns, but the projectiles of the gun is presents. Will the presents fall from the sky? You can also make the projectiles something like a ballista bolt, etc

When I tested the Necromancer, its affect is like a poison; draining the health of the enemy unit affected, once it reaches 0, the enemy unit then will be converted. So it is possible to convert the tree or ice giants. Hope this helps, have a wonderful day.

"Jesus didn't expect an Abrams to come out of the gifts." *Deception 100*

"The hardest battle" 50 elfs

I forgot how much I love this guy

It’s 2:15am I stayed awake just to watch this video

The elf is literally OP cause if they summon themselves it'll just be an endless amount of stuff

Battle suggestion! 5 holly jolly wolverines. 2 reapers. 100 Frodo’s. And 3 different wobbly horses.

Spooky before Christmas 10 skeleton warriors 10 skeleton archers 2 candle heads 5 vampires 2 sword casters 1 reaper 2 necromancers 1 banshee 2 skeleton giants

13:35 Snuffys getting hit by the witch . . . Snuffys smashing so hard they end up on the other side of the map.

The reason horses can’t be converted into skeletons is because they don’t have bones so he just gets a few guys buried in the dirt

Witch:makes units fight teammates fight eachother Cupid: *are you challenging me?*

7:59 I never thought I would hear “an Abrams coming out of the gifts” ever

BEST Christmas EVER

I’d love to see how the necromancer handles the skeleton units. Can he turn them into anything, or are they unaffected by that particular power? Also I love how most TABS units are basically walking like they’re dizzy at all times yet that new big guy couldn’t even handle that. 😂 Half the time it looked like he destroyed people by accidentally flailing around them.

The Skeleton giant is... Weird... It is extremely weird statwise, it does insane damage(literally two shot a mammoth alone in a 1v1 and beat a Shogun, who is almost twice his cost) but doesn't have much health, speed, stability, much of anything really. Also the necromancer can apparently combo the grave into the projectile which is both cool as hell and also useful

Did you know the Ice Mage does 200 damage over time ontop of immobizing? EVERY SINGLE SHOT DOES THIS. Do not underestimate this bunt. Each of those do a squire’s worth of damage and the loading time for another volley is just 6 seconds!

"snuffy just needs a little time to get on top of you"

Davinchi: has the health of the tank it’s self Me:well that completely normal an old man to be as powerful as the first tank

Imagine your about to beat up a skeleton and he says: For my next move I use graveyard dash

Holy crap I just realized why the horses turn into two skeletons and there so wobbly It’s just to of the regular tabs units inside a horse costume running blindly

Sauce: you stupid creation!! Fiiiish: * sad blubbering *

The Shogun, Jarl, Sensei, Blackbeard, Red Jade, And Vlad The Impaler all got new abilities.

I don’t know entirely know why but watching CaptainSauce’s videos makes me so happy

The horse turning into two human skeletons means that the wobbly horse is two people in a horse suit

Elf sends out a dark peasant. Everyone liked that

The ability team: One shogun One lady red jade Two Vlads One sensei One Blackbeard in the back Two bear axe things (I think that they’re called Jarls)

Hands down my favorite series on this channel!

Why give the skeleton giant a life alert. He doesn’t have one

"Let's see how quickly she can make some turdsicles." I totally didn't actually try to think of what a turdsicle would look like.

Giant skeleton: 10 necromancers. 1 ice giant.

How to make a Custom Giant Stand Up: Step One: Make a Giant at the 6 area Step Two: Give him the Hover Ability Step Three: DO NOT CHANGE THE WEIGHT Step Four: Enjoy!

Captain: Feeesh was a failed experiment gone wrong Feeesh: hold my fish. I'm gonna ruin this man's whole career 🐟

witch be like: fires confused confusing confusion memes.

this dude makes me laugh 😂

You just proved that the wobbly horse is really just two guys in a horse-suit! it makes so much sense

Whatever you do, just DON’T underestimate the skeleton giant. I mean, he can 1v1 a Super Boxer and come out on top.

Would love to see the christmas faction with, starring santa Claws, Twin uzi's in a present elf, and HORSE

8:16 that executioner was slapping people left and right He also looks way cooler

Well, there are more spooky units because Landfall probably didn't have enough time to launch a halloween update while they were developing the unit creator, so they did it with some christmas units as well.

"Village riot" 30 squires 15 farmers 20 halflings Against TWO kings ( You can add more allies if you want, but you can mix it In with ONLY the two ally kings.)