Flight Attendants - SNL 

I fell out of my chair laughing

Hahahah yeees, I choked on my water laughing

That was hilarious!

I just scream that out sometimes for fun......the looks on people's faces....

Shes definitely the worst excuse for a comedian. Just loud mouthed. That's it. Loud. I guess to pea brained liberals yelling is comedy to them. Then again licking glass is their full time hobby.

Hanna Wozniczka 😂

I am Christian but i was rolling

this skit is so wrong 😂 lolz

I’m catholic but it’s still LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@djdangergaming8708 same lol 😂.

I think some parts of your transcript are missing

Me too. Me too.

Mood

*southern intensifies*

Omg I saw this as it was playing why does this happen to me all the time 😂

That quote is the Neesbees!

ThE fReAk ShOw EnDs NoW.

"Death is " -

@@danielanderson4011 FINAL!

Well.... That's a legit question.

thousandth like

I read this at the time that he said it 😂

It is a bit inconsistent with his statement that there is none, I agree.

@@WilbertLek i've been seeing you comment on everything on this video lol.

Yee HAW

OG Pretty F3ndi Johnson that part killed me lmfao

CeeSocial2x I scrolled past the other comments until I found one with “erra erra.”

I miss Luke Null, he was so underestimated. I met him one time and he was hilarious.

CeeSocial2x That just made my day

I died everytime he did it 😂😂

Dude stole the skit

😂

That's sooos awesome 😍😍

Simply Drug Addict that cool dude is a frickin mood

Hilarious

nigerian'

bth bth bskskss

Ewah ewah...

Is he a cast member? I've never seen him in any skits.

@@CUStudioFilms this is a joke, right? Luke null has been gone for a while

Lies again? FAS FUS

@@CreativeC13 yes and i miss him. he's easily way funnier than all of snl's new (2019-now) cast members combined. it's a shame snl dropped him

That was the funniest part for me 🤣🤣

@Alexander Parraga Yup! Eva Eva

2:36

@Alexander Parraga he was mimicking a record scratch. Not saying actual words.

You mean like how "gods-believers" do...

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I GUESS YOU WILL FIND OUT IF HE IS REAL REAL OR NOT WHEN YOU'RE DEAD LOL

When I die I would like to be surprised rather than be slightly amused because I believed that something was real for my whole life

most people who believe in the worst religions

It is funny because it is so true

@TheSupriest no its funny because it's funny. There's no definite truth to it and we won't know the truth until the end.

The way she yells; I seriously would've burst out laughing fr 💀

Final! Yes, it took me 6 months to figure out the answer.

Final

Maybe. #Agnostic

FINAL

@@michaelolcese2121 sit the hell down. the freak show is over.

"God's not real when you die your dead." "We are alone in the cosmos and Gareth will rap as he pleases." also I love your name DWIGHT SCHRUTE!

That's one of my favorite things about snl skits, when the weirdos get acolytes Like Samantha on the Abraham H Parnassus video lol. Anything like that when they get someone on board it just kills me

@@no_peace haha good way to put it. Agreed those are the funniest ones.

Well, Gareth is right: there are no gods, religion is a lie told to children and the gullible. When I say "Religion is..." You say, "Bullshit!"

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me too lmaoo

But when you die you’re dead

Jake Marsing no debate!

Versatile toppings!

Absolutely. Sacha Baron Cohen as well. They have crazy talent.

I like Mr. Ferrel. But it's not versatile if you're always the same. And will has Been and will be ..... Will Ferrell 🤔

Lmfao, Google what versatile means you fucking idiot.

lol

Ever ever

My favorite part!!😭

Akbar Khalid dude he said it right as I read this. Omg

are you from pakistan ?

Go,SheDot,Go! LOL 😁😁😁

kimaya panash Yep, born and bred 😊

nice .its nice to see some familiar folks liking the same stuff hahah

HIGHTS erra erra!!

hahahahahahaha

HIGHTS what if there was no one to beatbox?

I know right "ara ara"

Every guy that beat boxes ever

Type in Atheist...

I can't think of any right now.

Talk heathen

Try The Thinking Atheist. Best out there.

@@EmeraldView sounds interesting, I might look into it.

Getting assigned a book feels like a chore. Im sorry your teacher ruined a perfecrly good book

11747 edam exactly

I have the book. I made it most of the way through. It's like wading through thick mud, with all the depression, so I watched the movie. The movie version seems to be exactly the same as the book, so you could cheat by skimming the book and watching the movie. lol

@Blade Runner All you are saying is you haven't developed your own taste yet

I mean its a good book just pretend its not for school

I don’t believe that is true. God lets you make your own destiny.

God gives us agency the power to choose. Some people choose wrongly. Jesus has a plan for us.as part of our heavenly father's plan he allows sorrow to be woven into our mortal experience it seems thatpainful trials fall unevenly on us we can be assured that to one degree or another we all suffer and struggle. it is my prayer that the holy spirit will guide us to a greater understanding why this must be so. when we view the difficult experiences of life through the lens of faith in Christ we are a able to see that there can be godly purpose in our suffering. The faithful can experience the truth of Peter seemingly contradictory counsel. He wrote "if you suffer for my sake happy are ye." We can increase in our ability to both endure our trials well and learn from and be refined by then. Search understanding provides an answer to the ageless question why do bad things happen to good people. Everyone reading this today is acquainted with some measure of loneliness, despair, grief, pain, and sorrow. Without an eye of faith and in understanding of eternal truth we often find that the misery and suffering experienced in mortality can obscure or eclips the eternal Joy of knowing that the great fan of our Father in heaven really is the plan of happiness. There is no other way to truly experience Joy unless we experience the bad. God invites us to respond with faith to our own unique afflictions in order that we may reap the blessings and gain knowledge that can be learned in no other way. We are instructed to keep the commandments in every condition and circumstance for he that is faithful in tribulation the reward of the same is greater in the kingdom of heaven. And as we read the scriptures "if thou art sorrowful, call on the Lord thy God with supplication, that your songs may be joyful. The apostle Paul, himself no stranger to affliction, Drew from his own experience to each with death and beauty return perspective that comes when we in there are Will and with patience. He said, "for our light afflictions, which is but for a moment, working for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of Glory."in other words, we can know in the midst of our afflictions that God has provided. An u-turn compensating rewarded cause ability to speak of the trials persecutions and sorrows of his life as light afflictions realize the severity of his own suffering, which was for him swallowed up by the eternal perspective of the Gospel. Paul's faith in Jesus Christ made all things bearable. Five times he was beaten with stripes, thrice with rods once he was stoned thrice he suffered shipwreck often he was put in Peril of death by drowning, by robbers, and even by faults brethren he suffered weariness and pain, hunger and first, and he was imprisoned in the cold and in nakedness. Many of us have pleaded with God to remove the cause of our suffering, and when the relief receipt has not come, we have been tempted to think he is not listening. I testified that even in those moments, he hears our prayers, has a reason for allowing our sufferings to continue, and will help us bear them. " I will go on to the, I will be on your left hand and on your right hand, and mine Angels round about you to bear you up."

@@imdustinaskmeaboutmychurch7099 Silly bullshit. Freewill can't supersede fundamental nature or necessarily save someone from murderous or reckless acts of others. If someone shoots you, you will be injured or killed and your 'freewill' or imaginary god won't stop it. While it's emotionally appealing to think we control whatever happens to us in our lives, that's not reality. We have no control over many things that happen to us, and if you think your god is responsible for inflicting pain on innocent people, then your god is just a sadistic asshole who isn't worth worshiping.

@@alankoslowski9473 you're exactly right. Freewill can't be overruled. It's immoral to contain someone's agency. Morality is absolute. if there is a god I'm sure he's smart enough to know this too.

@@littlegandhi1199 You don't seem to understand my point. Freewill can't be overruled by physics or some other aspect of fundamental nature. For instance, if someone attempts to fly by jumping off a building and flapping their arms it won't work no matter how much 'freewill' they have because that's not physically possible. Understand? Freewill is limited by fundamental reality. No matter how much we might want to, we can't fly by flapping our arms and we also can't escape death. That's just reality and no amount of freewill can change reality.

Jesus is real

@@sweatingfrommyeyes767 prove it

@@darth-severus A book with words says so... By that Logic so is Harry Potter and the Matrix, and Narnia, Star Wars etc

The Real Dark R Harry Potter? god I hope so! Where’s my damn owl?! *Please let Hogwarts be real & let me get an invitation*

@@matthewscott1091 The bible is just a book, nothing more. If it's real, so must every other book

Diane Banks with a healthy dose of nihilism?

sarana dd what do they do?

I was a flight attendant and for your life pay attention

Southwest LUVS to do things with a little more entertainment. ;)

I was a Flight Attendant - no matter what your supposed to pay attention. 🙄 It’s not supposed to be fun or a rap -it’s FAA rules and regulations. Geez.WTH people!

How in the nonexistent hell could that even possibly ever be funny ??

Dyou T it had a sick beat

Concede Pretentious-farce Lol!!!!

Mad-king-of-fools Pariah-of-the-universe because it’s true

ConsoleKing ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-fs_9zlWx3Dk.html

@Nyeal Biedenstein PERIODTTTTTT

Final

If someone said that on my plane I would be scared out of my mind.

3:16🔥😂💀😂💀

Final

Except it isn't.....

Brochacho III I didn’t even notice their accents cause I have an accent just like that I guess😂

That's a Carolina accent just fyi...

@@TexasGTO It's not specific to Carolina. It's found in Georgia, Alabama, and parts of Tennessee and Florida.

As Meghan Markle's cousin 🤣

Beat box guy is off the chain.

*sic

By thought police you mean Evangelical Christians?

Tara Spire pppppppppp

+Daniel Yes we do.

Mm that’s nice

Knew it was coming each time and was funny each time!

He honestly kills it in that sketch.

With that oxygen mask

GOD DAMNIT SABRINA

@@jefferyyy1536 Indeed. It done fucked up...

Good Eggs finish the joke...

PhilthyTuber the joke is the size of actual airplane aisles...

lol my thoughts exactly

Daniela good for you

Amen to that

Preaching about that book is about as believable as someone preaching that the matrix movies are real, Lol

Big Brother is Watching.

@@TridKP Spolier Alert: big brother is agent Smith

He digresses from philosophy to sociopolitical fabrications. That's how the tortuous mind of a 'woke' person is, and they don't have a single original thought, always alluding to podcasts and pretentious sources of 'guidance'. Worst of all, they're utterly convinced their mimicked beliefs are irrefutably true and proclaim it as such to the public. New and original ideas are tolerable, but not a bastardized reiteration of existing thoughts conveyed in the crudest form, championed as your own.

He's great

Agreed! He nails the exaggerated enthusiasm of a flight attendant!

Oh, I dunno, I didn't think it was all that-- EBWA, EBWA!!! Boop! Tiss! Buh-boop! Tiss!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Bassface_beatbox On Instagram is pretty good 😅

Beat guy was the worst

he's so cute!!!

Jen Talks Forever 😂😂😂

Check out this lady's channel guys ^^^^^ she gives awesome advice.

I disagree. I have died 27 times and I just keep coming back...how can you explain that? I died a few minutes ago

coodaman you probably have the Mark of Cain

Beat boxer is the best

Titus!!!!

That was the best part for me lol

Her face so serious going “Final!” “Final!” Cracked me up

Her first facial expression was funny

the real mvp

Your PFP is perfect for what you said

Beast of the Southeast I'm surprised they offer a direct flight from Houston to Dallas. "Uh yes, welcome aboard Southwest Flight 1745 from Houston to Dallas with a quick layover in Atlanta..."

Fr😂😂

I thought that was weird too, Wreck Em Tech

Oh let’s all listen to the white man explain how the world works!!!! I’m so glad we have a big white man that can help explain the mysteries of the universe. THANK YOU, ALL HOLY WHITE MAN, FOR HELPING SHARE YOUR KNOWLEDGE.

@@SayYesToAwesome wtf is your problem?

Rylee’s Random Channel I was 💀asf 😂😂😂😂

When I say *DEATH IS* you say *FINAL* 😎⚰️

@Oscar Magnifico That is a real Christian thing to say to someone who does not believe in the same thing as you. God damn hypocrite.

@Oscar Magnifico no such thing as soul. just because reality is depressing doesnt mean it is not real.

@Oscar Magnifico A computer runs too. Does it have souls? No. It has electrics. And we have nerves. Simple as that. Just because a man-made book tells you there is soul doesn't mean there is. Just like we tell children Santa Claus is real, which is not.

Erik Shaw i was gonna comment the same thing

He's already been given the chance before, but he kind of messed it up.

Thelema Yea maybe he'll be as good Leslie Jones at delivering his lines someday.

DM me

This was not “hilarious “ !...... please!

Frieza!!!!

You two better work better together or Jiren is gonna win!

Son Goku you’re*

It's funny because he's the onetrying to end the freak show of religion.

Absolutely not.

Gamma-smash 215 lol! That made me laugh cuz that's me

The friendly atheist comes to mind

The Atheist Experience, Sam Harris

Cognitive Dissonance and Scathing Atheist are hilarious.

Jen Talks Forever I love Southwest!!! Just flew with them today.

They really do! It's adorable!

Jen Talks Forever Yes they do! On my first-ever Southwest flight, they sang the safety info song. It was so charming!

I flew with them a few months ago and one sang us opera music as we landed.

thats fuckin beautiful

Carly Storrer we ain't alone

God is real but him saying that means that he is also saying that asked aren't real and I applaud that but we ain't along God is with us

@@alecpanton769 you can believe whatever you wish but in the future please refrain from stating definitely that god is real. No one knows for sure so please dont spread lies around

AvionAwsome straight up dude.

Lol wat

ME TOO!!!!

YOOOOO I said the same thing his movements, mannerisms, voice is soo Steward. When he said I’m preparing them FOR WHAT? The beyond!. I saw Steward 😂💯

Yup ..Stuart is all grown up!!

I was definitely thinking that😍

Nooice reference bruh 💯🔥😂

Omg reminded me of him too!!!

It was the whole damn writing staff probably, including some of those actors, who don't get credit or extra pay.

Erica Gamet I noticed that too!!

Was just going to comment that!!!

Indeeeed. Between the voice wine & the hands/body language.

Haha😂😂

DITTO! THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE THE KARAKTER KAME FROM! STUART!

wahigal accurate 100%... im cufious how Chris will be doing in the show...

IS THERE AN ARI MARSHALL A N Y W H E R E