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@vengeance4927 4 года назад

Gaud, a being that has the ability to cause a dozen earthquakes with a single paperclip Got broken by a game that has so much fucking lore that it broke the lore master

@TwinkTheSatellite 4 года назад

By Lore Master, do you mean MatPat? If so, it's fun to watch his further descent into insanity.

@vengeance4927 4 года назад

@@TwinkTheSatellite Yea

@ttd0000 4 года назад

The animatronics contain murdered children is the lowest level of lore though.

@Pukeprincess 4 года назад

At least my dad’s still alive.

@vengeance4927 4 года назад

@@Pukeprincess Is he?

@riz1567 4 года назад

The fact that the mother also said "well he never left the bucket" is just golden

@Hektols 4 года назад

That boy made a good display of lateral thinking, he shouldn't be punished for being smart.

@chinacarter8319 4 года назад

Tbh, that would've been my response too followed by 'get the fuck off my phone I'm at work!'

@MercivalPrime 4 года назад

He has big brian

@ElvhenRogue 4 года назад

I did something similar, I was told to sit in a blue chair after running back and forth and not take my butt off it and then after a minute I stood up with the chair and went back to running, my parents couldn't say anything about it since my butt was still in the chair

@noneofyourbusiness27 4 года назад

Lol where did they think op got his sass in the first place?

@HunterPup13 4 года назад

Okay but the "don't call me op. Address me buy my full name" I whispered, "Optimus Prime"

@johnwebber7123 4 года назад

@nitrisprime8963 4 года назад

The fact that OP is in fact a shortened version of Optimus Prime's name that Transformers fans will sometimes use meant that the first time I saw it not being used in context of Transformers confused me to no end, of course I understand it now (sort of) but it was hilarious the first time I saw it used a different way and thought "why are they calling him Optimus Prime?"

@NepetasShippingWall1642 4 года назад

Nitris Prime same XD

@NepetasShippingWall1642 4 года назад

John Webber yes

@little_Crow 4 года назад

Yes please i love being the powerful leader of a robotic alien race trying to save earth from some evil burning trash cans-

@wizardvozk5874 4 года назад

Fun Fact: Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs so it makes sense that they'd do something like that.

@julien4305 4 года назад

*Hyena loaf*

@paladinboyd1228 4 года назад

-HiddenCracks-, Best loaf.

@Zyrdrakyll 4 года назад

Pseudo penis

@load-bearingcoconut5586 3 года назад

@Frost E Bear ... good lord. Big brain moment right here.

@leeshajoi 3 года назад

@Frost E Bear The former. Further down in that very Tumblr thread there's a picture of a hyena snuggled up in a box.

@tamashi4242 4 года назад

Guad broke,, that's another one for the apocalypse bingo

@andistansbury4366 Месяц назад

When is Fenrir getting loose?

@blossomvines341 4 года назад

I thought “Guad” was a funny spelling of “God” So I read it as “FNAF broke God”

@aniyajohnson4729 4 года назад

Same 😂

@trash_lol 4 года назад

LMAOOOOO

@mrbananaz1911 4 года назад

Well "God told people to activate Yellowstone with a paperclip"

@l.dthekatt1836 4 года назад

It could break him tho.

@KindredKay 4 года назад

same but then i think, didn't we already do that?

@the711devin4 4 года назад

Fun fact: In the FNAF’s ending, the animatronics include: A serial killer who got crushed in a suit, spent 30 years as a zombie trapped at a horror attraction, and got caught in a huge fire His daughter, who possesses the robot that her dad built which killed her A child’s soul stuck in a marionette stuck in an animatronic A tangled mess of wires containing the souls of more children and the serial killer’s wife All of them have been dead for decades

@cillianstewart9441 4 года назад

Not to forget the possibly illegitimate, possibly a robot son of the killer who, after *either* getting his brother killed in a animatronic's jaws _OR being_ that younger brother and being revived/rebuilt by his murderous father with robotics and soul-smoothie, gets his insides torn out by his sister and her friends (and maybe his mother) so they can use his hollow corpse as a costume to escape an underground warehouse built by his father, until it starts to rot, at which point the robo-spaghetti bails and it is revealed that he _actually lived_ , and would go one to work for his father's old business partner in a venture that would end in everyone and everything being burnt to the ground as the only way to kill these immortal monstrosities. Scott, I love ya man, but... ... *_fuck_*

@Tulip_bip 4 года назад

remember, people think this is a *kids* game

@WatchfulEntity 4 года назад

Let's not forget Anger issues bear and his best friend, a talking bunny hand-puppet They are also shipped together.

@cillianstewart9441 4 года назад

@@WatchfulEntity Part of previously mentioned tangled mess...

@Strawberryfrog-te7oq 4 года назад

The w h a t

@steeladept 4 года назад

FIRST MATPAT AND NOW GAUD HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GOING TO BREAK SCOTT

@vengeance4927 4 года назад

Yea

@treemanking2724 4 года назад

As many as it takes

@endernightthedrokain1770 4 года назад

@@treemanking2724 This sentence is vaguely terrifying.

@eggsbenedict_09 4 года назад

All of them Thomas... All of them.

@ravenwish1620 4 года назад

Next step introduce them to ships

@azulizachan7595 4 года назад

1:04 "Ya'll finally broke me" SAYS THE ONE WHO INTRODUCED ME TO THE CONCEPT OF CRUNCHY VEINS AND WET BONES Edit: IT WAS PUKICHO WHO INTRODUCED ME TO THE CONCEPT OF WET BONES, SORRY FOR THE INACCURACY-

@clemente3966 4 года назад

@@ApineapplenamedNick Do you want smthin more cursed? Memes are just modern hieroglyphs

@taxevader387 4 года назад

@@clemente3966 congratulations! You just earned yourself an *involuntary spine removal*

@MercivalPrime 4 года назад

@@taxevader387 can I have an involuntary spine removal, or does my asking for it make it voluntary?

@joshuasanders162 4 года назад

@super lazy dog DON'T. JUST. D O N O T S A Y T H A T. NO, BAD DOG.

@pikakirbyyy 4 года назад

wait *w h a t -*

@kjrv7779 4 года назад

Gaud only mentioned step one and Yellowstone went full panic mode

@jem5636 4 года назад

Well, yellowstone /didn't/ activate. It was just step one.

@Zack_Zander 3 года назад

jem 56 And it worked... Now Gaud... What. Is. Step. Two?

@thenamesvaston5002 3 года назад

@@Zack_Zander maybe two paper clips?

@thenamesvaston5002 3 года назад

@@haydenrobloxgamer3501 :)

@void-9572 3 года назад

@@thenamesvaston5002 No, It's not 2 paperclips, it's an old Bible from the 1800's Although, it has to be at the location... Forget I said ANYTHING

@theclodofclods 4 года назад

Makes sense that fnaf would break them.

@kingdynam4315 4 года назад

but like the most basic lore fact what about remnant or '87 *nudge nudge*

@Paperwoulf 4 года назад

I'm just sitting here wondering what learning about the chomp of '87 will do to them lmao Let's not forget the literally immortal killer,,

@garrettbates9124 4 года назад

It’s the most logical part of Fnaf lore as well. Imagine when gaud finds out about the Soul Sauce and debates over who becomes what.

@paprikadevil6405 4 года назад

@@garrettbates9124 bruh that's nothing show them the springlock and faceplate animatronics and I'm pretty sure they would be beyond broken

@undertalegirl1463 4 года назад

@RuA Honey Badger weren't there 2 bites? 1. In 1983 Fredbear and 2. In 1987 Foxy or mangle maybe I'm just wrong😅

@RoseKindred 4 года назад

7:47 *Clippy has entered the chat* "It looks like you are attempting to bring about a new age. Would you like help? [ Yes ] [ No ]"

@camerondon3712 3 года назад

THE AGE OF THE BO-AT! AH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

@Volcano22207 7 месяцев назад

TIME FOR O R A N G E

@thenecroticraptor8338 4 года назад

As a dinosaur nerd, "Heterodont" made me wheeze.

@AverageEldritchEntity 4 года назад

Speaking as a hetero, that made me breathe sulfur.

@XenatheChaotic 4 года назад

I just shared that with my gay best friend and he just said “that’s me constantly “

@CJCroen1393 4 года назад

Same! XD

@CJCroen1393 4 года назад

@@AverageEldritchEntity HETERODONT!

@moro22077 4 года назад

Same, lmao

@espythekitsune2906 4 года назад

I'm dead how does no one notice a child scooting through the halls in a bucket?! XD

@MezephelesArt 4 года назад

I don't say "thathappened" often, but...

@bananazczarwhit3037 4 года назад

from experience, they are quiet if there scooting along carpet, and children are quite short anyway, so once they're out the classroom, they're probably below window height in the halls.

@cynister7384 4 года назад

Because it probably didn't happen

@brendan64102 4 года назад

Bruna Donđivić do not ruin the fun

@iheartkiecats 4 года назад

Abusive and neglectful teachers perhaps. I mean, leaving a kid in a bucket for 30 minutes sounds pretty excessive to me.

@thenormalpsycho4198 4 года назад

Gaud's broken.... GUAD'S BROKEN! When will you learn that your actions have consenquences!?

@irishuisman1450 4 года назад

*unholy screeches of angry death*

@normalhuman9878 4 года назад

* Old Man Consequences intensifies *

@melitopiia4730 4 года назад

When will you learn? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

@cillianstewart9441 4 года назад

@@normalhuman9878 _"Leave the demon to (their) demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else"_

@theillusionist1494 4 года назад

For real, the Fnaf games were the first that really got the "toxic" spotlight, but they're REALLY, REALLY DAMN GOOD, and people often forget that.

@starlighttheorist2683 3 года назад

As a fan artist for the fnaf fandom thank you

@hat7475 3 года назад

THE ABSOLUTE _LORE_ THOUGH😩

@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou 4 года назад

Poor Gaud. Also I don't know what the "zuko with a ponytail discourse" is about but it better not be zuko with a ponytail Vs Zuko with the other hair cut ,because by god he looks terrible with that ponytail Also on the mental illness thing I apparently speedruned into year 20.

@thesoulchild2335 4 года назад

I speedrunned to year 30

@Pukeprincess 4 года назад

@magiv4205 4 года назад

Honestly yesto all of that

@leftoverlemons930 4 года назад

Wrong option: zuko when he just cut his ponytail off and there’s just a shape on the back of his head for an episode.

@fishburrito8328 4 года назад

The only time zukos hair looked worse then when he had that pony tail was the time when iroh had styled it for his date with Jun in dates of ba sing se. Other than that his hair is 👌

@glitched42 4 года назад

And has Gaud even got to the part about William Afton? That will fully break them-

@ItzVyxen 4 года назад

We need him to keep some sanity

@KC-ds7sp 4 года назад

@@ItzVyxen Gaud has sanity?

@L-sillybrained 4 года назад

KC just enough.

@neptiwing3722 4 года назад

(Gaud uses they/them pronouns) Yeah, probably. I didn't realize how desensitized i was to the entirety of FNAF lol

@phonetheory7056 4 года назад

Did you mean: The Man Behind the Slaughter?

@FakeShrubs 4 года назад

PM: "That's some big Seb energy right there." Me, a person named Sebastiaan: "Huh what how?"

@tai-imyr849 4 года назад

Zetta love your profile pic.

@little_Crow 4 года назад

-chuckles in weeb-

@aiaunlimited2672 3 года назад

Se🅱

@gothnerd887 2 года назад

Have you ever wished Faust was a manga/anime? Black Butler.

@GamingMasterAnthony 4 года назад

*sees the last one* Apocalypse bingo STRIKES AGAIN!

@HumanTooth 4 года назад

*We're hitting **_Apocalypse Bingo_** levels that shouldn't even be possible*

@mrpekoni 4 года назад

Plague... Check. Murder hornets... Check. Earthquakes... Dammit it's not on the list! I'm never gonna get 5 in a row

@devak6698 4 года назад

mrpekonipvp don’t forget homestuck being popular again

@shouldi9283 4 года назад

@@mrpekoni darn it you have those in your card I only have wildfire checked

@XenatheChaotic 4 года назад

WHEN THE do you mean 3D bingo?

@matesafranka6110 4 года назад

The Marie Kondo post missed a very important moment when, before snapping Bezos' neck, she politely thanks him for his service.

@yourshoulderdevil5229 3 года назад

Crowd: BOOOOOO! Marie Kondo: Thank you for your service *SNAP*

@RocksAreEverythingInTheEnd 2 месяца назад

What

@RocksAreEverythingInTheEnd 2 месяца назад

Where

@ncduskrose 4 года назад

Well Gaud broke us so breaking them us fair Edit: Pronouns. I get it, I'm nonbinary too

@GamingMasterAnthony 4 года назад

Now all we have to do is break pukicho

@AceOfBlackjack 4 года назад

Gaming Master Anthony he’s immortal what can we do?

@ncduskrose 4 года назад

@@AceOfBlackjack not sure. Pay taxes?

@ncduskrose 4 года назад

@@AceOfBlackjack pike a very detailed Eevee shit that just says in Big letters, "Pay Taxes"

@chinacarter8319 4 года назад

@@GamingMasterAnthony thatd gonna be easier said than ever done

@Scorchlette 4 года назад

Statistically speaking, it's possible that at least one of the dead children was a furry.

@themostbritishpersonalive868 4 года назад

I would like to see the statistics you coward

@omega9216 4 года назад

it's more likely for William to be a furry He REALLY LIKED that bunny costume

@michaeledmunds7266 4 года назад

Statistically speaking, it's possible they were all furries

@perhapsadog7130 3 года назад

statistically speaking, no, the deaths were in 1985

@FixTheWi-Fi Год назад

@@perhapsadog7130 you say that as if the hobby (or fetish) wouldn't have existed back then, even if it didn't have a popularised term yet. Disney was already a giant by that point.

@toschiworlds7212 4 года назад

So basically Gaud snapped and now caused an event of apocalyptic scale? Honestly surprised that it took so long.

@julien4305 4 года назад

Im still shocked we broke them with this cliché concept concept of corpses

@samuelcrow4701 4 года назад

1:05 gaud really broke over a well known fact

@pandalover5292 4 года назад

Springlock suits and the bite of '87 are just going to straight up murder them. (EDIT: Used the wrong pronouns for Gaud. Sorry!)

@cuturtimeshort1450 4 года назад

I hate the fact that for a moment I just thought " Buts one of more normal and basic shit" I've been here too long.

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад

@@pandalover5292 Ya mean figuratively or...?

@normalhuman9878 4 года назад

Wait until they find out about purple guy

@FrizellaTheBee 3 года назад

@@pandalover5292 sorry, but... They're non-binary

@aflamingidiot4427 4 года назад

I did not know there was a way to make me love Hyenas even more. But you found it.

@justjoshing1771 4 года назад

Yeah I used to love hyenas too, but then I learned the hard way that they all have dicks. All of them.

@AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад

@@justjoshing1771 Technically, the females have a pseudo-penis. (Basically, it's a ridiculously long clitoris.)

@watergamer6446 4 года назад

@@AnimeWolf5193 th *THEY **_ᏔᎻᎪᎢ_*

@Dinoman972 4 года назад

@@justjoshing1771 ...what do you mean by "the hard way"?

@justjoshing1771 4 года назад

Dinoman972 It means exactly what you think.

@trash_lol 4 года назад

*well boys, we did it. gaud is no more.*

@wulfleyn6498 4 года назад

That family sized dorito thing just made me remember that time I ate like 2 full size pizzas all on my own... man I'm just a demon of gluttony that thinks they're a human aren't I.

@dfquartzidn6151 4 года назад

I wish I was nearly as strong as you are. As I grow older, I cannot eat as much as I used to in one sitting.

@antivirusexe2856 4 года назад

Damn dude, I am sometimes referred to "the garbage disposal" in my house because I can eat alot. If someone fails to eat all of their food they just give it to me. But... 2 WHOLE PIZZAS???

@dfquartzidn6151 4 года назад

Heir of Time ANY FOOD? I’m a picky eater, even if someone couldn’t finish their food in this house, there’s no guarantee I’ll even WANT to finish it...

@princettebunnoofweirdness7904 4 года назад

I once ate 16 slices of pizza for lunch. There's 8 slices in one pizza. That evening, I ate 7/8 of my dinner before slowing down and quietly going: "What's wrong with me? I'm full... Why am I full?" and my brother said: "Maybe it was the 14 slices of pizza you had for lunch," then I corrected him like "16 slices." My dad said: "You ate two pizzas?!"

@princettebunnoofweirdness7904 4 года назад

@@antivirusexe2856. Ah, at my house, whenever we have make-your-own-burger night, I eat like three or four burgers then, when everyone is finished eating, I put whatever is left on one burger and eat that while my family start leaving the table. My dad has decided that nothing goes to waste with me. Except, of course, for the food I don't like. Those don't TOUCH my burger. Same with make-your-own-taco and make-your-own-wrap nights, just replace "burgers" with "tacos" or "wraps"

@Liberablubly 4 года назад

As a brazilian , i have to state the truth : *COME HERE , YOURE GOING TO ENJOY IT OR ELSE*

@spugnoxngubcux9801 4 года назад

Po Taato Baked THAT’S THE IDEA

@GustavisChannel 4 года назад

Po Taato Baked dead or alive, it's your choice ;)

@Pukeprincess 4 года назад

Please don’t burn the rainforest for beef

@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 года назад

The oldstuffs in the rainforest are burning, why would I?

@brunobrx3599 4 года назад

Não se preocupem Vocês viram logo *Logo*

@lemonsmug 4 года назад

WE... Did it? we... broke them. I don't know how to feel...

@HumanTooth 4 года назад

Wait Gaud broke Then Yellowstone broke (technically) Gaud is Yellowstone, that's how he knows how to activate it

@neptiwing3722 4 года назад

(Gaud uses they/them pronouns)

@lemonsmug 4 года назад

@@neptiwing3722 Ah, my apologies. Lemme fix it rq.

@Abbojnr 4 года назад

When you see a post on tumblr, comment on and reblog it, and then see it on PM's channel there is a moment of joy for being part of that post,

@shinsohitoshi7130 4 года назад

*So.. a shitposter has been broken. Let's see how many more we can break.*

@sailorenthusiast 4 года назад

6:30, at this point I’ve started personifying my anxiety as a Homestuck troll.

@Storm_Night_ 4 года назад

Sailor Enthusiast...if you are caught up in homestuck...could you give me some “fun facts” to tease my brother with? I don’t read homestuck myself I have read a little tho. But my older brother LOVE IT...but because of school he’s fallen behind

@sailorenthusiast 4 года назад

PebbleStar 8D I’m not sure how far in your brother has gotten. If he’s reached Act 5 already, then I’m afraid I haven’t gotten much farther than that.

@katherinedobbs52 4 года назад

@@Storm_Night_ Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde have a child, and her name is Yiffany Longstocking. This is 100% canon and we all have to live with it.

@devak6698 4 года назад

PebbleStar 8D I’ve memorized it. I can explain the quadrants for you if you want

@Storm_Night_ 4 года назад

I think he’s more caught up than I thought, he’s up to homestuck 2, so if you’ve got spoilers from that, let me know 😜

@residentfacehead3465 4 года назад

2:18 Bodybuilder gets attacked by demons after making a contract for great hair

@xX_lowpoly_Xx 4 года назад

well you're not exactly wrong

@Krystalthefoxlady 4 года назад

That demon is just a puppy tho,

@Meatle. 4 года назад

Add a part about the demon absorbing him and that's jojo's bizarre adventure part 2 battle tendency.

@TaosoftheVoid 4 года назад

That JoJo scene would make more sense if that had been the case.

@NurseInTraining 4 года назад

What WAS that scene about anyways?

@egomegayolo4127 4 года назад

Joseph holding back a aztec god of sorts that came from a stone column through blood sacrifice that literally MELTED HIS BONES TO SQUEEZE THROUGH THE AIR-VENTS, so his grand-dad and a nazi commander can escape.

@NurseInTraining 4 года назад

@@egomegayolo4127 Say what?!Lol. Now I definently have check that show out. Does anyone know where I can watch it for free, please?

@dragonusmolamola4140 4 года назад

@@NurseInTraining crunchyroll but it has ads

@dusksunsetio6042 4 года назад

EGOmega Yolo Speedwagon isn’t his granddad??? Jonathan is??? Thats literally their family moto, the Jo

@starheartthezomibe9379 4 года назад

I lost it at the bucket story because I have done something like this!😂 Story time! Okay once I was with my mom, my older brother and Grandma to check out her work my grandma is (a walking nightmare) kind of rough and she was showing us her workplace I don't remember what she did or does but I do remember there was test tubes or something I can't remember and me being a little kid kept touching everything and I was a little gremlin most likely still am. And my grandma trying to keep up with a smile (she was one of those people who act nice in public but in reality..) and she put me in a swivel chair and told me not to leave the chair and me being a smart-ass I didn't instead I just took the chair with me and and moved around in the chair around the area. my mom was losing it as well as my brother and my grandma kinda wanted to kill me.. and my mom said"she didn't leave the chair!" which made us except my grandma left she just grabbed me put me in a normal chair and told me just to sit still and I did try to move but my mom looked at me still laughing told me not to because I might anger the beast lol. Sorry if this is long enjoy my story for my childhood! Have a wonderful day!😄😂

@tac0811 4 года назад

0:30 - 1:06 the purple guy finally beat the pink guy

@notevenusingthisanymorelol 4 года назад

I can't believe Gaud unknowingly described the plot of fnaf 3

@sinbadsolomon8508 4 года назад

So. Who’s gonna break Gaud further by elaborating on more of FNAF’s lore?

@user-em5fc5fc9t 4 года назад

The chosen one. Only they can do it.

@someman66 4 года назад

Me: "Wait! That scene is incorrect because Joseph isn't a-" *Tequila Joseph intensifies* Me: "... I stand corrected..."

@SapLeaf471 4 года назад

I BROUGHT TEQUILA BIG BOYS

@edgyusername4191 3 года назад

You STAND corrected 👉😎👉

@syrathdouglas1244 3 года назад

0:20 Sometimes tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. The tarantulas protect the frogs and the frogs eat parasites that might damage the tarantula’s eggs. Some crabs camouflage themselves by attaching coral to their shell. The gulper eel, when threatened, swallows water and puffs up, looking like a balloon on a string. It doesn’t have spikes or anything and just looks derpy.

@rebeccab3024 4 года назад

"well, he never left the bucket" Best. Mom. Ever.

@nuisancekat-8619 4 года назад

ALWAYS PET THE CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT I LOVE CATS

@deamoncastor7307 4 года назад

Hello you new here?

@dawnandchikie7276 4 года назад

Are you a cat?

@rapogirl1391 4 года назад

We have 8 *in* my house, About 15+ outside.

@S-CB-SL-Animations 4 года назад

@@rapogirl1391 I've got one! Her name is Punky by the way!

@koro-is-caffeinated 4 года назад

Me and my *PaLs* jokingly call one of us "Mothman" (not me, they go by Virgil, not even their real name) and they're terrified of moths so that's some figurative lemon juice for the wound I screencapped the Mothman Court Scenario post and sent it to them Their reply? Well lemme tell you *"lol me tho"* I AM SO *PROUD* OF MY ANXIOUS MOTH CHILD

@rabies2800 4 года назад

The best part about following gaud on tumblr is seeing a post about something like fnaf, and watching as every single person who has ever heard of it inform him of the murdered children.

@spoopy3963 4 года назад

2:45 has the same energy as Thomas Sanders saying “Anxiety, i WAS feeling good today, man”

@johnjunkersfeld2964 4 года назад

Oh no, Guad broke.

@sundella14 4 года назад

That knife fact was disturbing I LOVE IT

@notacat3979 4 года назад

P.m seymour has the best voices

@scarletandciara 4 года назад

YOU DIDENT ADD THE PART OF AN HYENA SITTING IN A BOX- ;~;

@SapLeaf471 4 года назад

the WHAT

@michaeledmunds7266 4 года назад

That's it, hyenas are just cats in disguise

@babbybobabs8701 4 года назад

It just occurred to me that "pmseymourva" is supposed to be read as "PM Seymour, voice actor" and not "PM Seymourva"

@sketchyskies8531 4 года назад

Wait what

@babbybobabs8701 4 года назад

@@sketchyskies8531 his tumblr url is pmseymourva if you're confused

@sketchyskies8531 4 года назад

@@babbybobabs8701 I've been reading it wrong the whole time?!

@TheAustronaut03 4 года назад

4:44 oh ho HO. Oh-HO NO. DON'T LIKE THIS. I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL.

@darkestlune9580 3 года назад

~fun fact~

@ryeeverwood1327 4 года назад

Gaud accidentally nearly destroyed the world

@deamoncastor7307 4 года назад

Nah nah nah, he needs the paperclip to break in the park.

@nidawa 4 года назад

Expanding on the knife thing, that is why I sharpen as a form of meditation. Sharpening forces me into the moment, because if I let my anxiety get to me I might scrape bone before I notice, and that forces me let go of all the what ifs and other BS my anxiety gets up to.

@todd_draws_lines3949 4 года назад

"Pain is felt on rough edges and not extremely sharp edges." thanks for the tip :)

@deadacc7171 4 года назад

Todd no-

@thereyvan 2 года назад

@@deadacc7171 *_TODD YES_*

@FromtheTriangle 6 месяцев назад

Todd is you okay?

@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness 4 года назад

7:51 last time I checked scientists reported that there wasn’t enough liquid material in the magma chamber for a super-eruption. So even if an eruption WAS triggered, the most you’d get is some mild lava flow

@zorrox4334 3 года назад

Add more liquid material to the magma chamber, got it

@samuelcrow4701 4 года назад

7:14 somebody better draw this

@thebaku818 4 года назад

5:09 : this kid had shsl sass WAY BEFORE High School

@ArteArt39 4 года назад

Is this a mothereffin *Danganronpa reference?*

@thebaku818 4 года назад

@@ArteArt39 yuh

@someone8240 4 года назад

Eggs are rocks (Happy pride month im a straight ally and I stand for lgbtq rights)

@sketchyskies8531 4 года назад

I hope you're a straight alley.If you were a curved alley,you wouldn't be an alley anymore,you'd be a street

@lemonsmug 4 года назад

Same but I hate you for bringing that into my life

@someone8240 4 года назад

@@lemonsmug lmao I hate myself more that you hate me

@soupisfornoobs4081 4 года назад

Look ma, I'm a rock!

@pikakirbyyy 4 года назад

straight ally gang 👉🏽😎👉🏽

@XenatheChaotic 4 года назад

No one tell Gaud the truth about Springtrap, nor what Ennard did to Michael. He’ll freaking lose it!

@somegremlinwanderingtheweb4104 4 года назад

1:57 That explains the "no brown M&M's in my green room backstage" line from the School of Rock Musical! Huh!

@GoldKnightProduction 4 года назад

Just for reference, the remains being embedded in the robots has been canon since 2014. "Police were contacted when parents reportedly noticed what appeared to be blood and mucus around the eyes and mouths of the mascots. One parent alikened them to “reanimated carcasses”." - rare newspaper clipping 3.

@coralturner5941 4 года назад

Gaud you fool you activated yellowstone

@unnamedaxolotl 3 года назад

"One of the animatronics is just a person dropping in from a furry convention." Springtrap.

@pokefan213 4 года назад

I love how you read these in your own way with proper tones of disbelief and such instead of just monotone or a text-to-speech thing like too many you tubers do it's FAR FUNNIER your way~ especially when we break gaud~

@cori_music 4 года назад

6:30 I'm 19 and I already feel the "making fun of your mental illness" thing. I've had anxiety for as long as I can remember, I've only had depression since I was 14. Whenever I feel the anxiety be like "I don't wanna go to work!", I just start going "You say that about every fucking job we are employed at, so if you wanna go to college, we need to work, now shut the FUCK up!"

@mr.outlaw231 4 года назад

2:30 It is more of a vampire rockstar hulk, but close enough.

@lazulidrawzalot0616 4 года назад

Ok but the Van Halen thing is actually really clever ngl

@gaysatan4990 4 года назад

*strong inhale* I’m home

@Captions-Eric 4 года назад

2:16 Hello youtube and welcome to how to suplex a statue!

@Eymologymentality 4 года назад

2:50 I honestly though he said "That's some Seven energy." And I just sighed dreamily and agreed.

@tomuraukami 4 года назад

Yesss. That is totally something he would do.

@xX-Sneezyanus69XD420MLG-Xx 4 года назад

0:57 *T I M E T R A V E L I N G B A L L P I T*

@senpaipugs 4 года назад

that jojo one is so much more funny to me now that I've finally seen Jojo (well, at least that part of it, am currently somewhere in part 3)

@n1thecaptain965 4 года назад

When a knife's so sharp it physically can't hurt you, you shouldn't be letting students own them IMO

@tanith117 4 года назад

Its a culinary school, So most are probably between 18 and 24ish. At the same time those knives are so expensive and need maintenance so they aren't going to be playing five finger fillet with them.

@fulltimeweeb7394 4 года назад

3:46 A... Power outage... In a court... Damn, Edgeworth's in trouble.

@hermeshermit 4 года назад

I had a knife so sharp I was cutting sterophoam with it and it slipped and cut my thumb smoothly so much so that i didn't know it happens until the foam went from white to red

@waffles6280 4 года назад

2:16 Isn't it great that Seymour and the person who responded to the original post both missed the fact that Santana (The dude in the back) is absorbing Joseph (The lad in the front)

@madafaka2666 4 года назад

Meanwhile Speedwagon is afraid

@little_Crow 4 года назад

6:17 - yeah too relateable, honestly my mental illness is more of a joke to me now-

@smugumin3448 4 года назад

0:28 *B A B E Y S*

@snipintoaslamjam5518 4 года назад

Fnaf may have broken Gaud, but Gaud will break earth with the Yellow Stone Soup of Yellowstone, a substance more commonly referred to as lava or magma

@fishburrito8328 4 года назад

"As a former culinary student" wAIT HOLD UP

@seanmcfadden3712 4 года назад

6:17 Me (remembering the multiple times when I was eating dinner with my family and had to put my knife down a split second after picking it up because I could vividly picture taking it to my throat and slicing it open, take a few seconds to calm down, and just get back to eating like nothing had happened) : Yes. Do you? Is there something you want to talk about, or are you just trying to be a perceived version of "cool"? Just FYI. For context. I had suicidal thoughts at least once a month for over a decade. I got some help and haven't had any major occurrences for almost two years now. Nobody mentioned my behavior with the knife. I don't know if they didn't notice, assumed it was just me being autistic (I was diagnosed with high functioning autism at a young age) or didn't want to "trigger" me in some way. I kept quiet about it because I didn't want to worry anyone. I regret that a bit. Admittedly, when I felt brave enough and myself enough to actually tell my parents, my Dad thought I was pretending for attention and my Mum thought I just needed to get through to happier times. Like I said, I am in a better place now. For anyone reading this who is experiencing dark thoughts, you did well to get this far. There is no shame in asking for help. You can get through this, if you keep moving forward. It's not easy, but you only fail if you give up.

@princettebunnoofweirdness7904 4 года назад

6:16. Ah, I'm a curious, clumsy, autistic girl with anxiety. Of course I've been afraid of myself before. I am constantly in fear when I'm handed a knife. Reasons: I drop cakes and plates because I forgot that I was holding it; I cut my thumb VERY deep because I was trying to do a project. But, does this stop me from working with knives? No. Because my parents keep handing me knives to cut food. I once ate 16 slices of pizza for lunch then got so disappointed in myself when I could only eat 7/8 of my dinner. I keep my Easter chocolates in a bag and they usually last until a week before next Easter. And then, at school, I am the innocent, harmless one that noone trusts with a knife, or a glue gun. Ever accidentally burned yourself by leaning onto the metal above the fireplace while there was a lit fire? I have. It hurt but it's fine. By the way, there is nothing more annoying than being told "Don't forget you're holding her" when you're handed a baby. Like, I KNOW not to drop a baby!

@thephantom7121 4 года назад

Does anyone ever just think about how a shape shifter couldn’t die as dying from old age is just organ failure but they can just make their organs healthy and like if you stab them they can just say no and heal it by shape shifting into a form where they weren’t stabbed

@brendan64102 4 года назад

Depends on how it works. If it is like DND 5e where you magically take the form of the creature yes. If you physically alter your body like in animorphs than no

@aaronm4858 4 года назад

0:38 glitchtrap

@lemonsmug 4 года назад

Afton is a furry... it all makes sense...

@pandalover5292 4 года назад

I hate this because it's right.

@normalhuman9878 4 года назад

betteramymountain 3742 Spring Bonnie is William’s fursona

@nekomataumbreon 4 года назад

1:16 I love how the thing below his user (can't remember what it's called) says "pukichu-is-our-overlord".

@scarlettarana 2 года назад

0:46 Me, a fan of Fnaf since the first game came out: _weak_

@popeval6654 3 года назад

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be afraid of yourself?" Gaud activating yellowstone with just a paperclip:

@IMPofTHEGASsTATION 4 года назад

sometimes i think about going on tumblr but then i realise im scared of everything except animals

@akisadiamond 4 года назад

1:40 just look at his face. It screams 'I hate this as much as you do'

@sneefinsnorfintime 3 года назад

7:00 is gold.

@mrvoid4282 4 года назад

I forgot anxiety was an illness. I keep thinking its normal

@justacryptid7412 2 года назад

6:01 never knew that this audio was from him and I am shook

@ZiggyCoyote 4 года назад

Meep meep im coming for you night guard

@wickedamoeba8719 4 года назад

4:37 They ban pepper spray because it’s a coward’s weapon. This is culinary school! WE DUEL WITH KNIVES!!!!

@ZanraiKid 4 года назад

Having never heard much of P.M. Seymour, I’m glad there’s a Chaotic Good RU-vidr reading Tumblr posts with all the gusto of GameGrumps era JonTron.

@rhiannonbamford8741 4 года назад

2:16 Actual context behind this shot: So, a bunch of actual Nazis just awakened an ancient Aztec vampire stripper or something who melted his bones to escape through an air vent, invaded some guy's body and killed everyone else in the room with literal finger guns. The only survivors were old man Speedwagon (in a straitjacket), a Nazi major and this dude Joseph, because Joseph shielded them from the bullets by combining sunlight magic with the major's hair. Now, Joseph's sunlight magic is designed to kill vampires, but it doesn't work on the stripper (named Santana btw) because he technically isn't a vampire but also is one. Thus, Joseph decides to let Santana eat him with his entire body so Joseph could use the sunlight magic on his insides. It works, but then it doesn't, which results in a convoluted plot to drop Santana into a well that involves amputating the Nazi major's leg. That plan finally kills Santana, but sort of doesn't. Santana is never mentioned again after this.

@michaeldoddyrudianto8302 4 года назад

2:58 i exactly do that and few second later a building roof collapsed in front me so yeah this cat may actually save my life

@Krystalthefoxlady 4 года назад

That jojo pic... Santana (the one with the horns) was trying to eat Joseph.

@nullpoint3346 4 года назад

@@residentreptile Nah, the voraphilia kink/fetish is more swallowing whole than actually eating something. Vore has a ridiculous amount of possible forms for the kink/fetish itself to manifest.

@Krystalthefoxlady 4 года назад

@@residentreptile But they are nice little nub nub

@nullpoint3346 4 года назад

@@residentreptile I wasn't even talking about anything actually bad yet.