food surgery gone wrong.. 

My life has come to me watching food getting surgery with Dan. This is what the pandemic has done to my life.

They put a sad x song after the banana baby was born 😭

Food surgery, this generation has a problem 😭

Food surgery: Exists Me as a doctor: How did I become a doctor without learning this at school?

*“Food surgery: exist”* *“Doctor: are we a joke to you”*

Dan: we’ll never know if the mango will survive. The mango: *dies* Dan: well onto the next one

Hey Dan. Thanks for making your videos. They've helped me a lot throughout the years. And this community is also awesome! Love tall so much and hope tall have a great rest of yr day

Dan: "I'm in that weird side of tiktok again" Also Dan: "I'm now a sociopath!" Me: "maybe Dan is the weird side of tiktok"

1:55 the definition of schools solution to everything

This is the fifth time: Still trying to get Dan to see my comment. I’ve been watching for over 5 years, I’ve always wanted you to notice me. You or anyone probably won’t believe me but you’re practically my childhood. I have always wanted to thank you for making my childhood great, and helping me have good memories. I really hope you see this, and for anyone else who is reading this try to get him to notice this. I really wish I could be mentioned or even just in his video for 1 second, doesn’t matter how long, I just want him to know what he has helped me get through. And Dan if you are reading this, thank you for everything you’ve done. The first video I saw from you was the five nights at freddy’s in Minecraft, I also really miss the old lab, it brings back so much memories.. and if you’re thinking that I’m doing this just to get attention I’m not I really just want you to read this comment and know what you’ve helped me get through. Thank you. For all the good memories.

Dan: what kind if fruit has teeth Me: *thinks of annoying orange*

I love that Dan is still a amazing RU-vidr after all these years.🙂🙂🙂

"Why does the orange have perfect teeth? This is nonsense" Me: You never brush your teeth?

Is anybody else excited for the new Hardcore Series?

Dan: * watches someone do “surgery” on a grape 🍇* me: **intense flashbacks** 😳

The king of longest shorts uploads again 😂😂

Me: DISCOUNT DENTIST WAS HERE Dan: Is that a mango?

Dan: *Alright I'm A Pyscho-* Me: *Alright Good To Know.*

food surgery is one of the things i’ll just never get

Therapist : cursed orange isnt real. It can't hurt you Cursed orange :

Another amazing short

Me in primary school : Teacher! I broke my leg and it really hurts The teacher : ‘Just stick a plaster on it’

I'm convinced that sometime someone actually looked at a banana and think: "yeah imma perform a surgery on this"

This is the quality of videos that I need from Dan😌

Actually considering Dan has performed surgery many times ( regardless of whether the patient survived or not 🤔🤫) I'd say he's eligible to take these tiktoks seriously.

Dan u MUST react to magic worm tiktoks, they’re perfect and strange in every way, I love it lol

fleeting films is fun to watch he’s kinda addicting lol

Dan: careful work, surgeon! Chinese surgeon: I NEED THE SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!!!

i remember when dan absolutely hated food surgery XD

1:44 DAN:WHY R ALL THESE FRUITS HAVING BABYS!!?? ME:LMBO

I kind of want my 3 minutes back ;-;

dan 1 min DanTDM; this is precise work the next min DanTDM; EASY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Dan: It will take years to train and learn to surgery a grape. Me: It is especially your patient is a food

No Dan, that wasn’t a microchip, that was a seed.

Dan why did you leave us hanging on just shapes and beats it got a new chapter as well please play it

the food surgeons local Hospital: "yeah where did all our supplies go?"

Orange was born. The doctor ‘he’s such a treasure’ the mom ‘ye. Lets berry it’.

Hi Dan love ur vids

I’ve already watch that every last episode Because I am the god of TickTock

I love your videos you are the best

*“Dan is about to become a fruit doctor 💊”*

Remind me why I subscribed to you again- /j this is what I came for lmaoo

the fact that he calls the bandaid a "plaster" literally made me so happy

Ay Dan could you tell us when exactly the first HC MC 2 vid commin out(or did I miss it)

This channel should be called, Daily Dose of Dan

For a second I taught I heard the exotic butter remix. Probably the burnt spaghetti A.K.A Ennard is singing it.

Still waiting for hardcore S2

This is to funny especially the potato one 😂 and the banana actually just all of them 😆

Hey dan just letting you know you ruined my appetite for the day.

The king of long shorts is back

I need to become a food surgeon I would have a lot of fun XD

Annoying Orange be like: I hope that doesn’t happen to me 🍊👀 🪛. *Random Fart Noise* obviously lol

Blue Frankenstein oranges don’t exsist Blue Frankenstein oranges:

Sir you called Mr Banorange ugly & he heard you 😖😔

RU-vid shorts: about 30 seconds DanTDM shorts: about 5 minutes

Doctor:we failed on your wife ...............but we did surgery on a grape The mail man outside:nooooooooo! Me:what

Dan: wierd side of tiktok Me: understatement

Fun fact: dan is taking the shorts channel waaaayyyy to seriously but i love it (i have a feeling that dan is gonna take over the live chanel with this shorts channel XD)FYI

Person 1: "So, what do you do for a living?" Person 2: "Me? Oh, I'm a fruit surgeon" Person 1: 👁👄👁

i love these tiktok videos LOL

I love your content it makes me feel so great keep up the good work I am subscribed to the shorts live and main channels👍🏼🤩

Wow dan u r AWSOME I'm saying this is every vid

I skipped to the end and it said "Cry, please." I CAN'T-

I never thought I would see a, 29year old man, who is married, and has a child, watch fruit surgery and laugh about it Sometimes life makes you wonder

Dan: *Sees a grape seed Also Dan: *That's a microchip !

You question the words of mighty Jimmy

I LOVE THIS TIK TOK CHANNEL I WATCH THIS TIK TOK CHANNEL EVERY DAY

Me when I see the start: FLEETING FILMS! MY BESTIE❤️✨

The stitched up orange reminds me of Scarecrow

When I saw the thumbnail my brain went to Amazing world of gumball.

This video has all ready giving me the shivers and this is the weirdest video I have seen yet

how tiny fries are made from: 1:47 people when they are in a mood for fries: FRY THE BABY...

holy I just saw that first video as soon as Dan uploaded this....

Doctor interviewer:how do u have ur experience Them:I get surgery on fruits

The potato that gave birth can you imagine that they pulled a Dorito out of it and the camera changed to the potato husband and he is in question (you will only get it if you know what a Dorito is made of)

To make you and Dan feel old, next year Dan will be 30 years old

Food surgeon: cuts fruits and vegetables open Also Food surgeon: just casually sticks a plaster instead of stitching it up

Im a good fan of your wark have a good 2022 😀

Thank God there wasn't a video called 'Nose Surgery Gone Wrong'

I love Dans laugh 😂

"Why does the banana bleed blue that make no sense" Dan it will not be family friendly if its red lol

Dan you should do a crazy craft survival series

Dan:just stick a platser on it American me: bAnD aiD

OMG I have been watching Dan sense 2015! It's so cool to watch him evolve I remember the blue hair :)

Me - does Dan like this ? Dan - cut him up Me - ummmmm 😂😂

Dan:Searchs food surgery Also dan:oh i hate this

The Epic youtuber is back guys!

Me: *attempts to cut a straight line into cheese* my cousin: "dude you need to stop going on RU-vid at midnight"

cool video me and my brother loved it. :)

I am so uncomfortable.......but I couldn't look away🤣🤣🤣

that banana orange hybrid looks literally like something straight out of a horror movie

I’m sorry you had to have surgery, Dan.

Mum: Hey where's the fruit Kid: Ummm...

Cant lie, that baby banana was cute.

Love this Dan I also watch these 😜

POV: you just realized these people PAYED for PROFESSIONAL SURGEON TOOLS so they could operate on food

This reminds me of that meme "They did a surgery ON A GRAPE"

I watch this dude- He never dissapoints

this reminds of his tic tok reaction from over a year ago

Dantdm sees potato: fruit what no vegetable . Me: still rong