nope. 

Dan just gets all the good tiktoks... He's the Chosen one.. No no no, *THE RED ONE HAS BEEN CHOSEN!*

My man is just eating sweet corn while watching Dantdm RESPECT ✊

guy with a parachute :**falls** Kangaroo: N O

0:35 "It looks like Voldemort" "That kid's gonna be scarred forever" I see what you did there Dan.

As an Australian, getting in fights with kangaroos is an average Tuesday.

2:26 “Take everything, take all my things” Starts chucking paper

Guy with parachute: *Lands* Kangaroo: You landed in the wrong neighborhood

“Giant spiders? They have them over in Australia, right.” I am Australian, I can confirm this.

3:21 that is what those horror game characters get! for scaring us

Dan: since when did kangaroos have talents All Australians: since the beginning of time mate

Dan sees Axolotl: oh, they've added minecraft features in real life

Thanks Dan for the awesome clips. I really enjoyed it.

Monster: I'm gonna get em, I'm gonna get em, I'M GONNA GET EM! I- *SMACK

The kangaroo be like: *"You pick the wrong spot fool!"*

Dan. Kangaroos are deadly, I’ve been chased by one when I was little. They also love bashing each other up (not to mention bashing humans up) And greetings from the land down under

" *YOU LANDIN' ON MAH PATCH, BOI?!* " -Best quotes of 2021

“they added minecraft features into real life” mojang: um? n-, ok

Dan: “take everything”. Starts throwing trash.😂

The last one will give me nightmares for weeks if that van never came over I wonder what would of happened

1:55 only og's remember the original giant spider attack

Honestly, the one with the deer is actually quite welcoming and adorable

His voice never gets old

“They added Minecraft features in real life” God: *Earth has received a new update*

Dan: that's enough tiktok fir today nope!!! Me: laughing my butt off because that's not the worst thing I've seen and I'm mentally messed up

2:49 dan basically calls deer the lorax

Dan: they added Minecraft in real life Everyone: they added real life into Minecraft

“Oh they put Minecraft things In real life” -Dantdm 2021

*It only reminded him of Voldemort because that’s obviously how he lost his nose!*

Yes Dan, We have giant spider attacks in Australia. They happen once every 3 months.

dan: can you and your friends just go back into the trees or something? me: from how long do deer stay in the trees? also me: *dies of laughter* imagine you are outside in your garden and see a deer staying in one of your trees

I DIED OF LAUGHTER AT THE LAST ONE.

Day 10: of Shrek telling Dan he forgot the email that was supposed to come after 1 year

The title for the last TikTok was she’s a runner she’s a track star lol

3:17 Me: HE CUTE!!! Dan: THATS ENOUGH TIC TOK FOR TODAY!

dan: SINCE WHEN DO KANGAROOS HAVE FULL ON TALONS..?! me: *yeah, they do that* 🙃

Imagine finding a whole herd of deers in your garage. I would not even be able to handle that

Him: says to the dachshund that the dachshund can have everything Me, who has 3 dachshunds: 😎

Nobody: Literally nobody: Dan: It looks like voldemort!

2:40 dear friends. Plz go.

DanTDM: Since when did kangaroos have talons? Me: Forever, also we do not have giant spiders in Australia

"It's Australia So It's Probably Going To Be Animal Related Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken Before My Freind

Meme: u fall of the building with water: panik U learned how to mlg in Minecraft: kalm Your not playing Minecraft: Panik

2:11 u landin on my patch boi

When he says "since when do kangaroos have talons" I was like, their claws Dan basically every mammal except humans have them

I can confirm those type of kangaroo attacks happen every day around here.

These 'shorts' are now 3+ minutes 👇 This many people think he should change the channel name to DanTDM Longs

3:18 Thats my favorite part i laughed so hard

Having a swimming pool, the swimming pool one is a nightmare

Dan: since when have kangaroos have full on talons? Me: since forever dan,science forever.

Dan: OH they added minecraft features to real life! Me: "slaps forhead"

0:29 Well, the face scared the daylight out of the boy. I feel pretty bad for him! :(

I keep forgetting that Daniel wears glasses

Dan: *sees nurpo* Dan: That’s enough TikTok for today I laughed super hard 😂

I wonder what Jemma and Asher think when Dan's making these videos! 😂 Just imagine looking over to check on someone and they're reaching their arms out yelling and making their hands hanging! 😂💅

This is a great example on how some tiktoks can be good or can just be terrible.

Yes Dan, we do have giant spider attacks here in Australia. 😂

3:18 I almost died from being terrified or laughing so hard I died-

3:07 I have seen cars like that.

0:21 imagine being in that pool when it happened.

'Giant Spider Attack? They Have Those Over There Maybe'.. Being An Australian That Makes Me Laugh!

The pool was like: aight imma leave its getting late.

1:27 ogs know Dan can do the beginning part with his ring

I think Dan has forgot that he has to recreate TikTok’s 😂

0:56................................ how long have you not known that Axolotls are REAL LIFE animals my friend.

Dan: "Giant spider attack" me: we no have those here

Omg, almost all of the videos that Dan watched in this video I just watched in my fyp😳

1:07 It's like me when I'm eating while watching Dan's old minecraft videos

The deer thing was like oh don’t mind me definitely not trying to steal your golf buggy

That deer was like Elliot from open season he just wanted to sleep in the garage 😂

03:18 " she's a runner she's a trackstar ⭐ " BAHAHAHAHAHA

The pool: IVE BEEN HOLDING THIS PEE FOR 2 DAMN YEARS NOW. ITS GOTTA COME OUT *BOOM*

nope chain?

WE STILL NEED THE RE-CREATING TIK TOKS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As an Australian, riding my pet kangaroo to school can be annoying sometimes when it tries to box someone else’s kangaroo, which is why I’m always late for school

In Australia, kangaroos are known as boxing-Roos! They can knock you out if their angry enough!

When he said did they put the Minecraft update in irl I knew this man is addicted to MC just like me 😂😂🤣🤣

His fingers were worms! 1:18

2:54 he is a good boy

Yeah Dan I live in Australia and Kangaroo's do have claws, and sometimes they get very aggressive to humans.

"YOU JUST GOT NURPODE!!!!!!" Oh and that was trevorhenderson creature

The last one left me laughing!

I'm 15th dannn! >:d

"He looks like Voldemort!" So you're the alternate Harry Potter with those glasses and stuff? Cool.

Dan jolting like he was the one hit by the truck 😂 3:20

THE PUPPY WAS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!

"they added Minecraft creatures into real life" Why Dan...why...

that last one nearly made me faint *hahahahahaha*

dan: is he just eating a bowl of sweet corn? me: ummm i totally don't that too

the part where the big bear thing at the end made me laugh so much.[by the way your my fav youtuber]

She's a runner she's a track star

Dan, as an Aussie, I know them bois are not a joke in those adds of kangaroos with boxing gloves, My guys are like nails, fists and legs and maybe even head.

When Dan said Australia has giant spiders got my dying

That first one was just so frustrating and anxiety building

As an Australian The spiders are right we have a lot of snakes but the most important thing before you come to Australia is we have some of the most dangerous things in the world for example A Sydney Funnel web or A Taipan also a Roo never mess with the Roos

"Oh God, it's like a slip'n'slide from hell..."

That "oh no oh no oh no, oh no no no no" line makes me want to tear my ears off

“It looks like Voldemort” - DanTDM, 2021

0:00 a moving car 0:25 A FACE AAAA 0:41 minecraft 1.17 0:59 sweet corn yummy 1:15 magic 1:45 angry kangaroo 2:16 the biggest eyes 2:29 golf cart robbers 3:17 iM cOmInG

Creepy being: YOU’RE SCREWED HAHAHAHA Semi-Truck: Nope

dan: it kinda looks like voldemort me: *flashbacks of all harry potter deaths*