Food Theory: Domino’s WORST Nightmare is Back! (The Noid) 

Dominos: this is way too risky RELEASE THE NOID!!

The one who's the real villian creating one to be hidden. Exactly what a company does, be apathetic to any problem that comes up and run away. Yet we allow them to run not out of pity or trust, but from sheer arrogance.

@@alexcat6685 Crapitalist Corpo-trash.

I imagine that they keep him locked in a dungeon when not in use.

With a big red NOID button

Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

Spring trap 😅😅😅💀

​@@chair32 So many choices, how can one choose? ',:3

The noid is essentially Tingle.

It’s a well documented phobia

ye

Woag

YES

Woahahahaag

woag!

Wow this is such garbage

Ok that is just evil 😢

The poor drivers

@@calliope3237 agreed

That's part of the reason it became illegal to garnish employee wages to cover losses nationwide.

That’s awful sorry bro

That is horrible. And I’m pretty sure illegal

Kallmekirs? Not even spelled right.

I didn't think they could do that because people with allergies need to know exactly what they are eating!

Sounds like a load of bs tbph

Move over FF10, there's a new king in town.

The fact that Matpat thought that it was official shows that it's really good

They do where I live

What astonishes me is how many of the pizza hut "locations" survive despite how many of the pizza huts closed. That must be some solid construction. They should sell literal pizza huts!

@@The_Sage_of_Six_Paths The pizza hut nearest me didn't but now they willingly use Uber Eats and Doordash for delivery which feels worse.

In Romania they do not collaborate with any food delivery apps, but they do have their own scooters to deliver pizzas

@@Lynxdoc I remember as a kid Pizza Huts as proper restaurants. They had salad bars in them even. Nowadays they don’t even compare if you even find them in restaurant form. Most of them now are just take out holes like Dominoes without the delivery service.

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these days matpat only does theories on fnaf and whatever game company that sponsors him

Yes please I want a theory on it. I hope matpat reads your comment

i want pizza tower theory pls :(

@@Toasterlovescrocs oh god I feel like you're right

for those who don’t know, a mentally ill guy with the surname Noid thought the mascot was making fun of him and so he held a hostage situation inside a domino’s restaurant

As someone with schizoaffective disorder, yeah sometimes schizophrenia and related issues do be like that. Imagine your craziest delusions coming true. The Noid was just crazy enough

It’s too bad the actual story is so sad cause i want to just enjoy the ridiculousness of it all.

Me releasing the noid at my court case (im being charged with public indecency)

This is the kind of dedication to a joke or reference I love to see

@@stephanrichardson1003this is my favorite comment ever. you just made my year

The fact that thats so specific yet so true 😂

You can run lol

​@@TheFiImThoeristsis it just me who got sent to a Music video?

Tbh i would rather find afton in an alleyway than be chased by the noid at night in the woods

​@@eternalstudios1no it isnt

​@TheFiImThoerists misspelled theorist

@@iceguy-hh6exhe’s a bot

That’s a cool video idea

DUbz

@TheFiImThoerists Im tired of commenting everywhere BOT

wow i wonder what the joke was supposed to be

​@@dizzyndeadI think that was the joke.

I don't get it

Y know, there's nothing wrong with that as long as the issues get acknowledged and solved

Ah; it was him! Get him out of Ann Arbor!

**pat pat** I feel your pain, buddy. When I worked at Jamba Juice, it involved dressing up as a giant banana to promote some new summer drink.

@@margotrosendorn6371But what was the Jamba Juice banana lore?

​@@KaIlmekrisyou spelled it wrong

@@Micah_YT nah he meant to say “we will ok”

@@SomeIceGuy Okay

I didn’t know you watched the theory channels kris deltarune

@@lukemartin1261 No one is kris here?

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​@@SomerandomYT1 k

Mat still got no qualms

So buy his silence? lol

@@SomerandomYT1 You good?

I mean, they do say it is the most important meal of the day.

If this is the top comment, please remember me!

This sums him up perfectly 😂

@The FiIm Thoerists 🅥 bro you didn’t even spell it right

Ikr!props to him

​@@finallyitshere7410Your the bot tho

👍👍

Nice

very nice

👌👌

Very nice

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​@@e.w.3711he's saying that the dominos guy with the suit looks hot

not the stock business man

@@superfan364 yes the stock business man

Yeah, what happened to game and film theory's intros?

@@isakblomberg528Game theory: Matpat KILLED the intros!!

Well maybe he just has been busy running 4 channels at the same time basically that it can be a bit stressful with all the editing- But that's only my thought though on it lol

What about gt live

Oh I'm not poor the noid stole My money

What happened

@@southernfriedwestcoaster An ill fitting costume weighing 60 lbs. (I was 130 at the time) straining my back, which had been passed from store to store so it reeked of numerous sweaty employees previously suffering through the same, in the middle of August with little kids beating on me and teenagers acting... like teenagers, for two hours.

@@johnnybanana8562 I’m so sorry you had to deal with that I hope your better where you are now

@@ThiccFurryBoi34 Thank you. You are awesome.!! 👍

@@johnnybanana8562 your welcome I’m just making sure you know people care about you and hope your doing what makes you happy

@The FiIm Thoerists 🅥 fake

Me too, I know the feeling. I could list you all the things I've seen on this channel that I've never heard about, but that would be a long list, my friend..

​@@TheFiImThoeristsso you are real, just spamming links

FOUND IT 🎉🐀i really hope matpat knows about pizza tower

Yeah!

Who's gonna tell em?

Real

Ur not gonna believe this

I got some news for u bff

I got some news for u bff

AVOID THE NOISE😂😂😂

The fact the time is 911💀💀💀

I was looking for a comment about that

@@JustAGuy1298 I was to so I made my own! Thx for reading

I can relate.

@I Dissent same dude!

Can we make him return the Game Theory intro too?

@Kit Kat ???

There's an entire team making these, spread the love.

​@Kit Kat bot

​@The FiIm Thoerists 🅥 bot

The KFC "FCK Bucket" plus U the Customer = ....Think they know what they're doing? I think they do.

same here And Domino's became a favorite after that campaign in the past to give themselves a full makeover, even change their recipe. I did not like Domino's prior to that point in time.

Yeah, and who can defeat him while also exposing Domino's in the process?

@@dafilmqueen556 Papa John

The KFC "FCK Bucket" plus U the Customer = .... This is the real message they are telling you.

-I went to Burger King today, by choice-

when did he say that?

Wait, somebody was poisoned in your Domino's?

Yeah lol

Bro can’t open his eyes to see the video game in the background

we have a 7 year old png of mattpatt I'd call that close enough

​@TheFiImThoerists what's a thoerist?

@@blackout_jr5 A theorist is a person who makes theories on certain topics and subjects to try to find the true answer

@ajithgopal9397 look at how I spelled theorist and how their name is spelled

​@@blackout_jr5 Thanks, I didn't notice 💀

This guarantee is used in quite a lot of local pizzerias like "DoDo pizza" in Russia

So which part of Australia do you live in because I live in Victoria.

@@fireembliam9090 perth !!

I live in Poland

In the states customers would turn off their outside lights and wait till the pies were late to get that $ 5 off coupon.

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So close 😭 Noid, wow.