Food Theory: I Salted Popcorn With TEARS... And This Is How It Tasted!

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Have you ever been crying in a movie and wondered if your salty tears could season your popcorn? No, that's just me? Well, fine! I'll answer the question I KNOW you've all been thinking. Can you salt your food with tears and how would that even TASTE? I'm just the Theorist to answer that question! Get ready to cry...
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Writers: Matthew Patrick, Justin Kuiper, and Luke Barats
Editors: Koen Verhagen and Danial "BanditRants" Keristoufi
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#Popcorn #Salt #Seasoning #Tears #Food #FoodTheory #MatPat #GameTheory #FilmTheory

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Комментарии : 11 тыс.

@BrainDeadHorror 2 года назад

Matpat holding Stephanie, his sobbing wife, while staring at the camera and saying "It's gonna be some tasty popcorn" is juxtaposition perfection

@aidenisacutiepatootie 2 года назад

i like your funny words magic man

@DavensDen 2 года назад

@@aidenisacutiepatootie why did I read this like jfk

@aidenisacutiepatootie 2 года назад

@@DavensDen because that’s what i’m referencing ig

@radium6962 2 года назад

Reminds me of a possible The Office scene.

@rebeldeurbano1166 2 года назад

I would pay $64

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад

Finally, a good use to people's tears instead of simply letting your pillow absorb it

@beebns 2 года назад

A breakthrough, I'll have to remember this video during my sleepless nights.

@guyman4155 2 года назад

I see you everywhere

@TheNightsWolfYT 2 года назад

I HAVE FOUND YOU YET AGAIN MUSTACHE MAN

@petergriffin1914 2 года назад

4TH

@xdhaha1548 2 года назад

Mustache man, you are caring. But indirectly sadistic

@Neptuniii Год назад

I am very concerned by the fact that Mat and Steph didn’t think at any point in the video about laughing to tears but were just like “welp more pain ahead!”

@menoobslayer 9 месяцев назад

Most people don't cry when they laugh, no matter how hard.

@Fennily 9 месяцев назад

@@menoobslayer😂 I do

@AstridNyx 8 месяцев назад

Also sometimes it hard to find something funny enough that it makes you cry

@Blueborne-music 6 месяцев назад

It would’ve worked for me. I regularly laugh to the point of tears. Might just be a me thing 💀

@Man-ej6uv 2 месяца назад

i cry so much when i laugh, they should've called me

@user-sf9gs2pg1b 4 месяца назад

Of all of the episodes to recommend after Matpat leaving, this is the one I get.

@Corruption_realYT 4 месяца назад

Same

@yeeyeejuiceman-pk1qn 4 месяца назад

Same

@JaztyMania 3 месяца назад

I guess you’re gonna have some tasty popcorn

@BoSaGuy 2 года назад

It feels like this channel is just matpat’s weekly therapy session.

@ppphhhoooeee 2 года назад

yea xD

@samuraiboi2735 2 года назад

My daily therapy session with matpatas my psychiatrist.

@detailedanimation 2 года назад

LMFAO literally

@kingofswords8254 2 года назад

you pretty much summed it up

@TheMunchkin 2 года назад

Food therapy 🙃

@hurricanechild217 2 года назад

There's no true love like collecting your partner's tears while they're crying.

@blurmation6441 Год назад

Exactly

@ACEMesaGaming Год назад

“That’s gonna be some tasty popcorn.”

@WilliamJones-em3vc 10 месяцев назад

beutiful

@Roy-ze8eo 9 месяцев назад

One must reap when the crop is ripe

@pale_blue_ruby 4 месяца назад

Harry and snape😂

@_.SpaghettiMuffins._ Год назад

I’m now curious to see Matpat make salt with bananas and toothpaste.

@anartskii Год назад

I- what? What does that even come from?

@willlagergaming8089 Год назад

5:25

@ericjessee Год назад

Nobody asked, but if he did it would be highly poisonous: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_fluoride

@grn1 Год назад

@@ericjessee On the way home from work a Sabaton song came on called Attack of the Dead Men. Knowing that Sabaton songs (normally) refer to historical events I got curious and looked it up. The song was about the German attack on a then Russian controlled fortress (this was WWI) where they used a Chlorine and Bromine gas mixture. Chloride molecules are the most common salts particularly Sodium and Potassium Chlorides (I typically use a 50/50 mixture to reduce my sodium intake while boosting my Potassium a bit) but when Chlorine molecules are isolated they become a terrible gas that destroys the lungs and eyes in mere minutes.

@WinterPains 9 месяцев назад

@@grn1Chlorine gas is so deadly because of just how reactive it is. Chlorine is one of the most reactive molecules (as far as I recall)

@sleeparalysisdemon1164 9 месяцев назад

As someone who cries emotional stress tears at least 3 times a day that lasts for at least an hour, I see this as an absolute win

@Justachamp772 2 месяца назад

Jesus

@lauraraynelove 20 дней назад

Same

@AverageAnnusEnthusiast 2 года назад

Teaching Ollie the periodic table this young is the most game theory thing possible

@spencerannus 2 года назад

Memento Mori 😔

@theoutsiderjess4869 2 года назад

I think you mean food theory 😆

@xenon_sword 2 года назад

Should of getting a gaming periodic table. With game examples of each element

@Crisjola 2 года назад

To be fair, that's what my mum and dad did, but they were nerds when they had me in the 90s (literature and engineering respectively). Also, memento mori, friend.

@MercuryA2000 2 года назад

Honestly. When they said that I wasn't surprised in the slightest.

@DommySalami38 2 года назад

Matt definitely thought about doing this when he was crying in to his pillow at night and his theorist side went, “Wait, how good would my tears taste on Popcorn?”

@evdawg9258 2 года назад

Fax

@Spydy3000 2 года назад

Right after something big was added to fnaf lore and it changed the plot

@xFrostBiteMC 2 года назад

@@Spydy3000 🤣

@abyssbloodgazer6801 2 года назад

Lmao, how did you get 4 bots here?

@cartes_002 2 года назад

@@abyssbloodgazer6801 pug_master 1234 isn’t a bot

@mavs304 Год назад

Steph's realization that what they did was something that Rhett and Link would do is hilarious, I love her

@Spongegamingyt. Год назад

Steff: *crying* Mat: “this gonna be some tasty popcorn.”

@jemeljordan-butler4510 2 года назад

They got their 3 year old a periodic table. The most “Mat & Steph” thing possible. LoL

@woshyyyyyyyyy 2 года назад

Yep, rip oliver or congratulations for him since he's going to be wayy ahead in his science and math class xD

@ghty1293 2 года назад

Congratulations you will be a primary subject for bullying

@nevaeh9125 2 года назад

I imagine MatPat will frantically wake up Oliver one night when he's older and yell random questions about the Periodic Table at him

@ghty1293 2 года назад

Oliver: *peacefully sleeping* Matpat: Oliver…. Oliver! Oliver: wha- Matpat: oh good your up now WHATS THE SEVENTH ELEMENT EVER ADDED TO THE PERIODIC TABLE

@kaielmacmillan9258 Год назад

@@ghty1293 well Nitrogen is the seventh element, but not the seventh discovered. Idk what the answer to that is

@Zula_The_Squid 2 года назад

I love how Mat just casually developed an addiction to human salt.

@Estarfigam 2 года назад

Probably just some of Steph's pheromones...

@avamc4089 2 года назад

@@Estarfigam BYEEEE LMFAOOOO

@Manza_Ruby 2 года назад

@@Estarfigam lmmmmaooooooooooo

@spoonyluv19 2 года назад

Low key I think he would sign up for one of those oroboros steak sets so he could find out what human meat tasted like.

@BJCMXY 2 года назад

Technically the human brain is wired to be addicted to salt, regardless of the source...and that's actually the same neurological circuit some addictive drugs utilize to trigger addiction, & the biggest problem with those drugs is they bind to the reward centers more strongly than salts do, so it actually will disrupt your ability to consume salt, since the drugs effectively have replaced salt as the thing that is to be "rewarded" for consuming.. As for residual pheromones... that's not possible since the heat used to evaporate the water, would have broken down those compounds, & in effect, rendered them entirely inert.

@grayish. Год назад

I am always wishing for Stephanie to talk more, and just be more part of it, rather than just staying in the sidelines because she’s always viewed as a side character and she really is icing on the cake when she does get featured in videos.

@UnfazedPhoenix 11 месяцев назад

She isn't viewed as a "side character ". Have you even watched GT live? Besided even that, she's an integral part of everything surrounding the multiple channels . Maybe you perceive her that way, but that's not the reality of it.

@Psilomuscimol 5 месяцев назад

It's more like she's a pie and he's the filling. They compliment each other so well.

@niallshor3n938 Год назад

MatPat licking Steph’s cheek with no hesitation has made my day

@mbanerjee5889 2 года назад

Imagine Ollie just walking in and finding his parents collecting each other's tears.

@insertnameornoun6637 2 года назад

S c i e n c e

@stephanierhall85 2 года назад

@@insertnameornoun6637 I can see them exclaiming that to him as a reason; and never forgetting it.

@Cchase 2 года назад

“Is this a wired new fetish or something”

@picklerickjames2424 2 года назад

And eating, btw.

@sarahmurphy1948 2 года назад

@sonofgaming1546 2 года назад

Steph: We are not disgusting people! MatPat: I want to soak popcorn in sweat and eat it.

@veronikahreskova2963 2 года назад

correction, Matpat wants to boil sweat to get salt to salt his popcorn

@ruolbu 2 года назад

xD the way you wrote it, GOD they need to make a Death Note reference in that episode :D

@jjslide1 2 года назад

This is a top tier comment!

@bijixdpxd1941 2 года назад

Dude the theory that there doing is dumb like just the idea like this theory not really that interesting tbh

@lianaverwood9810 2 года назад

Technically Steph is telling the Truth. The word 'we' is key here - she's _reluctant_ at worst towards doing these things, out of commitment.

@parvitz 2 месяца назад

"Here's your first periodic table, three year old!" Phrases that will go down in history

@stickmaniac672 Год назад

Based on this episode I could salt an entire bowl of popcorn in a month from my passive self loathing.

@deadgirlwalking030 8 месяцев назад

me too! 🤠

@languageresources2314 2 года назад

MatPat and Steph collecting each other's tears delicately with a pipette is about the most romantic and hilariously sweet moment until I remembered they were about to boil them and add them to popcorn. Then I just went all the way to eeeeewwwwww. Still watched the whole thing cuz I'm a broken person, lol.

@dave-69 2 года назад

Lol! Same 😅

@mattemathias3242 2 года назад

Honestly it's not gross to boil it, you know that all liquids will fly away, and bacteria will burn to death pretty fast. You might also think about salt is very anti-bacterial on it's own, because it's super dry, and bacteria needs water, which we boiled away.... this is pretty safe scientifically, which makes me not think it's that gross.

@mr.bushranger436 2 года назад

420 likes 😳

@treehugger0241 2 года назад

@@mattemathias3242 You're right from a scientific stand point, but there's always gonna be a bit of inherent "Do not want" when it comes to bodily fluids just on instinct.

@sheriffbutterball7824 2 года назад

relationship goals lmao

@bluelfsuma 2 года назад

I love the immediate realization of just how gross this is, by realizing that this is something Rhett and Link would do.

@shego1142 2 года назад

To be fair it’s a good measure to go by (Still have trouble watching the cow bile cheesecake episode)

@lokthuum 2 года назад

oh now i need a theory/gmm crossover

@bluelfsuma 2 года назад

@@lokthuum If I remember correctly, they're gonna be part of the charity livestream. Actually, now that I say it, I'm not so sure...

@bismofunyuns726 2 года назад

I love your profile picture

@tsune3878 2 года назад

@@lokthuum I’m sure there’s already been one albeit it was a while ago

@marznotmars922 4 месяца назад

9:42 I can’t be the only who laugh at the way it went from Matpat comforting Steph and collecting his tears to him saying this gonna be some tasty popcorn

@Bigslick60 3 месяца назад

That popcorn extra salty after watching the goodbye video

@DanDaMonkeyMan 2 года назад

Sometimes i forget that Steph is a ~*Woman in STEM*~ and MatPat is just a theater nerd haha

@jffrysith4365 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure they both went to uni, that's where they met... why is being a Woman important? or did I miss something from the video that referenced this as a joke?

@eliserss9179 Год назад

@@jffrysith4365 it's because women are really under-represented in STEM, so women in STEM are highly praised

@demonica180 Год назад

@@jffrysith4365 He is referring to Steph is the one that can back the science. She is the one that point all the data points together and many assume it is Mostly MatPat doing all the data entry, deduction, script writing and recording.

@jffrysith4365 Год назад

@@demonica180 but that's not true, they both went to uni and probably learnt how to do data entry... I think it's denouncing his abilities too much to says he's only a theater nerd when both of them are equally qualified. Though, I guess I'm not personally involved, so I don't really know. But I do know they met in uni, so they probably did similar courses.

@jffrysith4365 Год назад

@@eliserss9179 That's not the problem though, because rarity doesn't define the value of the person. Even if there were less woman in stem than men in stem (which there aren't) the rarity would not cause Steph to be more important towards Food Theory than MatPat. So it is absurd. After having watched the video, I believe it is to do with the moment when MatPat was talking about chemistry, where he asked for Steph's help. I believe this implies that Steph is a Chemistry major whereas MatPat is a different major. This would be a reasonably analysis, and for a person who doesn't realise that they both went to uni, this comment would be reasonable. (without the frills because People in stem are important, gender has no play here.)

@dublinmydog8521 2 года назад

The way Mat immediately licks Steph’s cheek without hesitation is cute and hilarious 😂

@QuietChaos1996 2 года назад

I agree. It was super duper cute to me.

@katuni08 2 года назад

Agreed. Easily the best part!

@Lumberjack_king 2 года назад

Lol well they are married

@Cristian_D63 2 года назад

Mat has licked more unsanitary parts of Steph's body to be honest

@Lumberjack_king 2 года назад

@@Cristian_D63 hey that stays in there bedroom and its there personal life so lets stay out of that

@xxfroggieloverxx3808 3 месяца назад

"I would be depressed" "Well, sure, but you'd have salty popcorn!" Ngl, I kinda wanna force myself to have a panic attack now to salt popcorn...

@xxfroggieloverxx3808 3 месяца назад

@@Jax_Afton11 😎*Phonk music plays*

@VFM_of Год назад

I think I would pay... ALL MY MONEY JUST FOR THESE TWO TEARS

@mirekgraham1579 2 года назад

steph: "we're not disgusting people" Mathew's brain "why don't we cook our armpit sweat"

@thoughtsofadame1952 2 года назад

I thought this was a joke

@Hjovn 2 года назад

pretty groce. good they not using urine, yet.

@d00mzDai 2 года назад

@@Hjovn urine is only biochemical in excess of requirement. That's why, while not pleasant, it is safe to drink for a couple cycles.

@alexcampbell5375 2 года назад

How to help MatPat cry: "Youre taste in jackets is only ok"

@jkenzienye3732 2 года назад

woah woah woah. we just want to make him cry, we don't want to break him

@kkll1992 2 года назад

Dude that is too far!!!!

@MorganEdgy 2 года назад

"Youre" ?

@patsumii_843 2 года назад

@@MorganEdgy Too add to the pain.

@MrPezza 2 года назад

Ay yo, Matpat! Michael Jackson from the Thriller music video called, he wants his jacket back!

@itz_just_donavan9932 4 месяца назад

Gonna need this video to work out after the announcement that mat is retiring...

@ultrachoccymilk5641 4 месяца назад

This is all of us rn

@literallydiamondcat 2 года назад

17:48 Mat: We can have a sad movie marathon! Steph: No, you don't understand I will be depressed Mat: But we'll have salty popcorn *Ah, yes, the antidepressant*

@catborgir8763 Год назад

😢

@jellypongo Год назад

@@catborgir8763 *tears :D*

@DragonBorn271 Год назад

Yes

@FuntimeFreddy-foxy-marionette 6 месяцев назад

You needed to watch gravity falls comics they are really sad😢😢

@Psilomuscimol 5 месяцев назад

The best natural antidepressants(they do other things) I've tried are yerba mate and then kratom. Kratom is addictive though. Yerba mate has caffeine and other goodies, but also tastes bitter which you have to get used to.

@overlandparkantiochvaporma1917 2 года назад

"bottled youtuber tears" sounds like a modern day potion ingredient

@noah2698 2 года назад

💀💀

@seasonsarecool 2 года назад

or something that people would pay a weird amount of money for

@janlohndorf9665 2 года назад

How to make the potion of attractiveness: 1/4 of a money tree leaf 5 grams of protein powder Whole bottle of RU-vidr tears Five drops of vanilla extract (for the smell) Half a bottle of your father's cologne Teaspoon of juice from the Legendary Meme Citrus The Twitter account of a virgin

@oakenshadow6763 Год назад

Love seeing Ollie's art on the fridge so much. Your channel is more educational than most schools, dude. I'm not even being sarcastic, your teaching sticks and makes me want to learn. 2:02 That is adorable! He is being raised right!!!!!!! 4:50 I love hw he is holding her while collecting them. Just cute. 9:24

@yellow_sweaters 3 месяца назад

Nah, cause y’all could’ve collected my tears after watching you two sit on the couch crying into each other’s arms, thinking of days past and yet to come, as the world keeps spinning, but the two of you can only care about one another and the perfect life you can live together with each other forever.

@Tuncud_Raruci 2 года назад

The fact that Ollie was his own periodic table makes me think he’s eventually gonna take over the channel

@dragon9261 2 года назад

"What did your parents leave you?" "Three nerd channels"

@gabef.218 2 года назад

It's like monarchy, but instead of ruling an entire nation, it's controlling 3 internet entertainment distribution platforms, and instead of a position of high respect and power, it's where you are bullied every other video

@jackleinad1890 2 года назад

Thats gonna be a sad day when ollie takes up his fathers mantle

@Tuncud_Raruci 2 года назад

@@gabef.218 I can picture every generation down the line has to make a new channel with and interesting theme and have to cut one of their current channels

@nathan-_-129 2 года назад

yes

@maxwellwhy3455 2 года назад

They said “we aren’t disgusting people” then proceeded to eat their own tears lmao, my favorite food theories are the obscure ones like this. Can’t wait for part 2

@someblaqguy 2 года назад

Less theory and more like dares.

@Hiya1212 2 года назад

I love “eating” my tears I thought it was normal?

@tourmelion9221 2 года назад

@@Hiya1212 me too I drink em From my face While I'm crying Cause where else do you put them

@breawen 2 года назад

@@tourmelion9221 my first thought is "that's disgusting" but now that i think about it, I actually do lick my tears when it's close enough to my mouth

@Narra0002 2 года назад

I agree that I love these episodes, but I don’t want a part 2 to this 😂

@TheKoolGuy_5614 2 месяца назад

This would have been much easier if it was his final theory. 07 we love you MatPat

@annah7793 Год назад

🤣 the image of mat comforting steph while catching his tears is absolutely hilarious

@mariahmcdonald9167 2 года назад

I have an idea for a possible future Food Theory: Earlier today I was eating Ruffles. I happened to glance at the back of the bag and I saw the exact words, "Because when you have ridges, the crunches are crunchier and the dipping strength multiplies," so I think it would be cool if you compared different types of chips types/brands' taste/crunchiness/dipping strength, etc.

@avrilmadams1950 2 года назад

actually please. I would love this.

@tanmoy.mazumder 2 года назад

get this comment up there

@GeeklingNo1 2 года назад

They could use a decibel reader to determine which one has the better snap

@javiermoreno5898 2 года назад

Please more people like this comment

@jjslide1 2 года назад

That would be a great theory

@mysterious_jams3651 2 года назад

I started crying when Steph was sobbing at the movie and MatPat was holding her and comforting her while he collected his own tears. It was so cute I started crying!

@Aryan-ck9lv 2 года назад

it's gonna be some tasty popcorn!

@hamburger_eatspie 2 года назад

"It's gonna be some tasty popcorn" - Matpat

@abisinia125 Год назад

Same

@ihaveanamexd4466 Год назад

Adorable

@badoomching Год назад

SAAAMEEEE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS IM CRYING SM

@lolak4266 Год назад

*Some random kid crying* Matpat: keep it comin

@redgamezandcodez 10 месяцев назад

These channels are just one of the most educational but still so fun. How do you do it. Keep the good work up

@valor5138 2 года назад

"I'll be depressed." "..But you'll have salty popcorn." how can you be depressed with salty popcorn? I like Mat's thinking here.

@domidagamer8214 2 года назад

Yes jest make the popcorn wet

@iris0231 2 года назад

Get depressed > cry > salt popcorn > no more depress > run out of popcorn >get depressed > cry > salt popcorn

@RAM-op4jt 2 года назад

@@domidagamer8214 did you even watch the video-

@domidagamer8214 2 года назад

@@RAM-op4jt no

@RAM-op4jt 2 года назад

@@domidagamer8214 you can boil the tears and then when the water evaporates you can scrape salt off the pan !

@TheGeth18 2 года назад

I was so excited when Matt and Steph started talking about why onions make you cry, but I want to see a full food theory on how to stop yourself from crying while chopping onions.

@plumtucker9514 2 года назад

you need to stop the onion irritant for getting to your eyes, some methods I'v seen are wrapping plastic wrap over your eyes/wearing swimming goggles, placing a wet rag by the cutting board(was a wive's tale about the rag attracting the irritants first vs. your eyes) keeping the onion room temp before chopping. keeping the onion cold before chopping...

@Simplisti. 2 года назад

@@plumtucker9514 no, you inhale the stuff released from onions and it makes you cry. plug your nose with tissues or something

@deadlymelody27 2 года назад

Contact lenses stop it. I forgot this when i was wearing glasses instead and ended up a mess

@nilan3294 2 года назад

Professional chefs don't cry while chopping onions simply because their knives are so sharp they don't rupture many cell walls and thus the onions don't release as much compound chemicals (putting on swimming goggles would work too).

@BeastNation-pr6pt 2 года назад

glasses, goggles, or any type of eye covering works

@CPRT42 2 месяца назад

I never thought I'd be so entertained watching Mat burst into tears.

@coyotetail 2 месяца назад

real

@user-nf1nm8vt3p 6 месяцев назад

This episode made me cry 😢 it made me think about my great grandma she loved Pixar

@lenardz 2 года назад

Mythbusters may no longer exist, but the Theory series have done an absolutely spectacular job of filling that gap and modernizing everything for a new audience. Fantastic job Team Theory.

@cheerfulsatanist 2 года назад

Blow down toward the cutting board, it will help keep the irritant away from your eye.

@chloes5597 2 года назад

“this is something Rhett and Link would do” “Oh no” Steph is scared about how far she’s down the yt rabbit hole now

@micahwright5901 2 года назад

Rhett and Link are literally the tip of the RU-vid iceberg, my dude. They’re entry level at their absolute most obscure.

@KittyKitty7238 10 месяцев назад

JUST EXCEPT THAT SANS ISN’T NESS MATPAT!!! 14:15 No hesitation from MatPat!!!😂🤣😭💀✨

@diddyjohn6872 2 года назад

This channel has taught me that there’s nothing MatPat won’t do for a theory

@littlecassidy65 2 года назад

You are absolutely correct my fellow theorist!

@yancylake2019 2 года назад

Absolute proof 18:07

@jigglyjellyjaspy2728 2 года назад

Haha Correct

@fanasful 2 года назад

Not true because they probably have a bunch of ideas for theories that are hard to monetize and therefore not worth it.

@nonexistant8557 2 года назад

hed even watch up 50 times for a whole bottle of tears

@thee_kiwi9916 2 года назад

Matt simultaneously comforting Stephanie while at the same time trying to collect her tears

@benedict0902 2 года назад

how th were the first two replies bots?

@camronphillips6669 2 года назад

What even? What are the first 2 comments. WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

@Finalizor 2 года назад

@@camronphillips6669 this is youtube sadly

@fleuttre4510 2 года назад

Trey love 😭🥰

@Usedemail31 3 месяца назад

This hits differently after he cries in his goodbye video

@chrisfoley1961 Год назад

I shouldn't get so much joy from watching Steph and Mat cry, but i do and it doesn't bother me

@britanimations2002 2 года назад

So it's time for the bi monthly "why did we even do this, it's so stupid" episode? Like eating a tree, wearing bread and the Grubhub Jimmy universe. Why are this WTF videos only a thing on Food Theory, get Game and Film theory in on the action

@lianaverwood9810 2 года назад

Probably because Video Games and TV/Movies are often heavy in the Absurdity Department within their material already, so many Theories can be made based on those - while most Food is based on _real evidence and science._ Outside of exploring Rumors or Secrets about Food Franchises (some of which start encringing on Film Theory), most Food Theories can only be tested via *physical Trial and Error.*

@williamturner6192 2 года назад

He did mention Sans is Ness. He is plenty absurd there. It's hard to tell if/when he is serious.

@ecosan2655 2 года назад

That's a theory for another day!

@lialouie1748 2 года назад

I love how Stephanie was like "haha lick my cheek to see if it tastes the same" and Mat was like "eah sure that's a great idea honey :D"

@kaisermaximal8123 2 года назад

I feel like they were making a Jojo reference

@josephinesevegney6221 2 года назад

@@kaisermaximal8123 can he taste the sadness?

@pedroxqui 2 года назад

well, if you're not willing to lick your wife's cheek at any random time, then why have a wife in the first place

@Aqua-ff6yj 8 месяцев назад

This relationship is precious

@omegahunter9 Год назад

Next time make sure you dissolve the secretions in a larger volume of distilled water, filter it to remove anything which isn't dissolved, then boil it to extract the salts.

@Psilomuscimol 5 месяцев назад

But we want the flavor from the particulate.

@rayradiant1828 2 года назад

Normally when I see people cry, I begin to cry as well or get close to it. But seeing Steph and Matt force the tears with movies made me burst into laughter

@pvic6959 2 года назад

they should have tried to laugh real hard. tears of laughter are probably easier to come by LOL

@BoSaGuy 2 года назад

@@pvic6959 not really

@pvic6959 2 года назад

@@BoSaGuy we've seen mat get projectile tears during gtlive before lol. laughter would work for suree

@thischannelisforcommenting4700 2 года назад

Same lol

@micahbirdlover8152 Год назад

noo😡 funny 🤭😀

@lolxd-lk3ct 2 года назад

like my grandfather used to say: "You can't call it love unless you can collect tears of the other while watching a movie." he was such a wise man

@somethingdumb3928 2 года назад

yep

@GrumpyIan 2 года назад

My grandfather was a wise man as well. I'll never forget his last words "Stop shaking the ladder you idiot."

@jajathenewking6131 2 года назад

What a wise man.

@Grace-ol2id Год назад

Is there a difference between sadness tears salt and happy tears salt? Do tears from different emotions have different flavors?

@terrifiedpistachio Год назад

@nikkiofthevalley Год назад

No, although they do have slightly different compositions. And I really do mean slightly, you would not be able to taste the difference over the salt.

@frankkennedy6388 9 месяцев назад

11:26 Can confirm. Never cried during a Pixar film.

@mlggamer5296 2 года назад

I just love how matpat is trying to convince her to do more. Can you run out of tears? There's an experiment right there

@X-SPONGED 2 года назад

Yes, you can Your body produces a certain amount of tears at a time, it's very hard to do Like when you're having the flu and all your sticky mucus slowly turn into liquid mucus. If you cry too much there won't be any tears left to spare

@camillahearsch4807 2 года назад

You can run out of spit

@camillahearsch4807 2 года назад

@@X-SPONGED thats why they tell you to stay hydrated when youre sweating alot, to help counterbalance the loss of fluids

@idkbcidk8228 2 года назад

That’s like asking can you run out of sweat or water and that’s called dying

@Rio4001 2 года назад

From personal experience, yea, and you’ll probably fall asleep in a soggy pillow as well. Tbh it wasn’t a very scientific experiment but y’know.

@Dacring 2 года назад

The fact that Steph's tears were immediately dispersing across her cheeks may have been caused by her foundation. If her foundation is hydrophilic, then the tears would not bead up compared to MatPat's skin which is naturally hydrophobic. It honestly would be really interesting to have Steph use foundation on one side of her face only and then test to see if her tears bead up on the side without foundation. You also probably had more salt present in your tears than you thought too. As mentioned, our tears have mucus present in them, and mucus contains salts (~1%) to prevent aggregation from occurring so that should be taken into account as well when calculating the total salt concentration in tears.

@riduanaqil1452 2 года назад

I hope they see this

@detailedanimation 2 года назад

@@riduanaqil1452 me too

@littlemengaming1357 2 года назад

I wasn’t in science class but okay

@YurieSnowie 2 года назад

smart man talk, not gonna complain, this is pretty cool

@nahumgarcia1322 2 года назад

Uhhh thanks I will not remember but good to know for this minute

@KittyMurp 7 месяцев назад

Gosh Darnit watching you guys cry made me cry!!!

@brookebowers5232 Год назад

The pic of Ollie’s drawing on the fridge is just so cue 0:36

@atanarix5346 2 года назад

Episodes like this and the tree eating deserve their own label. A certified MatPat bruh moment label.

@shazfarman359 2 года назад

Certified theory classic

@baconsarny-geddon8298 2 года назад

I wanna see "Food Theory: Does Jenkem really work?" Until I see that, Mattpat's playing it safe and taking the easy options, in my book...

@yourmomonastick 2 года назад

MatPat Brunch

@alexxander966 2 года назад

I'm a sympathetic crier, seeing someone else cry will almost always make me cry. I didn't exactly remember that, now I've got tears in my eyes. Well this was fun

@bloopbloop9687 2 года назад

Do you have some popcorn too?

@d00mzDai 2 года назад

Put episode on replay and collect tears

@moonwalkerangel7008 2 года назад

Perhaps you are a natural empath.

@Sachman_7005 2 месяца назад

After Matpat retiring I can probably make a bowl of popcorn fully salted..

@wheleck 11 месяцев назад

9:36 this scene was made hilarious with the collecting tears and the its gonna be some tasty popcorn

@jeo1812 2 года назад

"This is so something Rhett and Link would do... Oh no" I love the delivery of that sentence Now Josh from Mythical Kitchen is gonna be buying tears in bulk

@Dead_Gamer666 2 года назад

I think nilered/blue should try this out.

@TheSpaceboy33 2 года назад

Josh is gonna be making a sweatshop of mythical employees but with tears. A Tearshop. Gonna have the opening scene to Up going constantly with collection devices.

@lordchaos3090 2 года назад

@@beatrix4306 NO *JUST NO!* *JUST OUT RIGHT NO!*

@moonlightshadowpony 2 года назад

I think harvesting sweat for popcorn would be incredibly gross, but there are ways to make it slightly less gross. 1: I would recommend showering before exercising, to ensure you don't have any deodorant or makeup on your skin. 2: once you get your collected liquid I would suggest leaving it in a sealed container and letting it sit for a few days, preferably in a cold place to reduce the growth of bacteria. This step will help the skin cells separate out, giving your final product a lot less cloud. and then 3 I would suggest using a pipette to extract the liquid from the area between the skin cells at the bottom and the area at top to help reduce the amount of body oils/fats you'll be collecting. after this you should have mostly salt, water, and bacteria, which you can boil away into a bunch of salt and dead bacteria.

@ahumanbeing4384 2 года назад

@Dante Wolf u do realize sweat has urea in it small percentage but still do

@user-lv2yo5vh4c 2 года назад

Sweat? Yes!

@camillahearsch4807 2 года назад

Someone take this man's internet

@Ilikebread879 2 года назад

Still gross, but weirdly interesting.

@Werewolf914 2 года назад

Wow you put a lot of thought into this almost like you've done it before... 😐... you have haven't you?

@aynsleyyost5168 Год назад

Y’all all adorable that was so sweet

@danichibari1168 Год назад

This is some of the most entertaining content I've ever come by

@rainestar82 2 года назад

"Oh no, we did it. Oh NO." the realization hitting Stephanie is the best part

@miguelmateus5936 2 года назад

"You spent so much time wondering if you could, you never stopped to think if you should"

@NaudVanDalen 2 года назад

Matt goes to a funeral. Says "That's gonna be some tasty popcorn." Then collects everyone's tears.

@ornirimichomosexual9083 2 года назад

IM SOBBING

@nonexistant8557 2 года назад

@@ornirimichomosexual9083 gonna be some tasty popcorn

@hero3104 2 года назад

@@ornirimichomosexual9083 I'm gonna eat that

@Axyierl 2 года назад

@@ornirimichomosexual9083 yummy

@AndyMandyBandy 2 года назад

This is cursed and I love it.

@emmahandley7364 Год назад

I love how you watched the start of up to cry

@crystaljones1998 Год назад

Ya know, I’ve been a fan of yours since at latest 2018, and I’m curious about you and Stephanie’s choice and dedication to being married (At least, I assume) and from mainstream things like Will Smith’s struggles to personal things like most of my loved ones (And even me) struggling with unhappy dating and marriages. How do you two do it? When I see and think of you two (And your kid) and hear and see the love you guys have for one another, I feel like I’m witness to a rare and beautiful anomaly! I’m so happy for you and the others, but how are you guys doing it? It feels like marriage and truly even caring legitimately for others is becoming a lost art. And I’m not cynical: I am desperately curious. This is the kind of thing I hope never disappears from the world!

@sylvy16 Год назад

yeah no as much as we are told so, love isn’t dead. It’s not that hard if you find someone who you can actually communicate with and if you set proper boundaries. Don’t get me wrong relationships and especially marriage is a lot of work, but it’s not impossible.

@PeachyCheeks16 2 года назад

I’d love it if Steph taught me chemistry. My high school class didn’t teach me very well, I always wanted to learn the subject, but the way my class was split up, I learned barely anything!! Her explaining what salt was, was INTERESTING to me!!!

@AkumaDayo 2 года назад

I basically had to teach myself chemistry, I was in an online schooling program so the only contact I had with my "teachers" was when they graded my work, and maybe a few back and forth emails here and there when I had issues Wasn't fun lol, my favorite part of science was the hands on experimenting, which you couldn't get with online classes Kinda sad actually.. That was the only class that kinda sucked online tho, but only because I couldn't do the experiments myself and the stuff was hard to understand by yourself haha Had Steph taught me, I would've had a lot more fun :D

@PeachyCheeks16 2 года назад

@@AkumaDayo That sounds tough!! Sorry you had to go through that :/ In my situation, we were supposed to have one science class every day, and then a second “lab” class every other day. For some reason, the teacher I had for my lab class was different than my actual chemistry teacher. Both of them taught in different ways, which were both unhelpful for me personally, but on top of that it always felt like they were teaching two different subjects despite both of them being chemistry. Neither of them were ever on the same page. It made it so much harder. Very different from yours but equally frustrating :( Glad we can agree Steph would make a great chemistry teacher!!!!

@AkumaDayo 2 года назад

@@PeachyCheeks16 luckily I'm pretty intelligent, so it wasn't as rough as it could've been But yeah, hated doing online chemistry cuz it was so much tougher than the the other online classes I was taking Had to take breaks between lessons cuz it was so draining,, My favorite online classes tho we're the music classes I took as electives, they were very fun and I learned a bit about composing music a bit! I've been wanting to get into composing music ever since but I think I'll need more lessons haha

@SeraliaAerials 2 года назад

4th channel: Steph teaches Science Theory

@AkumaDayo 2 года назад

@@SeraliaAerials ngl, I already follow a few science channels already, I'd be so down for an entire channel just for Science Steph

@Pegasix21 2 года назад

"We're here! Emotionally drained but ready to eat!" Just sounds like a regular friday night after a full week of work lol

@pinomarittimo7614 3 месяца назад

I love this channel, 20 minutes of crying 😂

@adeolaerinle5277 Год назад

Love, theories and ideas

@emilyrothman5869 2 года назад

The fact that she asked him to lick her face and him doing that without even a second thought really is a testament to how great and weird their marriage is Also a food theory idea. Because emotional tears specifically have some stress hormones, could you become uncontrollably stressed from drinking too many tears?

@renee7429 Год назад

DUDE TIMESTAMP PLEASE

@ibra673 Год назад

@@renee7429 14:10

@RewindOGTeeHee Год назад

You'd probably have to drink a fuckton of tears for that to work.

@arcticemberstone7607 Год назад

now thats not food theory anymore

@yotuba9493 Год назад

@@arcticemberstone7607 why not?

@retardosphere 2 года назад

MatPat, this theory had me thinking, what are the exact chances of a bag of microwave popcorn popping to the tune of the Indiana Jones theme?

@gabef.218 2 года назад

At least 1/2

@mattbly5247 2 года назад

@@gabef.218 Either it will happen, or it won't

@thatonechannel465 2 года назад

you could hypothetically do it by controlling how hot or cold the kernels are and putting them in an equal environment so the colder ones pop latter

@filipman 2 года назад

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@summerpuljan3799 2 года назад

@J i m i e Claw________💋 hum interesting

@GiornoJoestar 9 месяцев назад

I almost cried at the ending of Meta Runner and Stone Ocean.

@aloracarner8948 2 месяца назад

9:31 im so sorry but matpat comforting steph and then collecting his own tears silently is HILARIOUS?!?!😭😂👋🏻

@fumo6783 2 года назад

The more I watch food theory the more things get weirder 😂

@Navoii. 2 года назад

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar why

@Navoii. 2 года назад

@@fisusolina7315 no

@Navoii. 2 года назад

@Elsa ♪ why

@softheat2402 2 года назад

@@Navoii. Just report them.

@Cptwinter 2 года назад

@KirbyatYT 2 года назад

I’ve heard of drinking someone’s tears, but never eating them.

@Theyfw_Licious 2 года назад

Lol im the first human in this comment section

@Mayestto-to 2 года назад

@@Theyfw_Licious second one ✋

@ABoy242 2 года назад

I guess I'm the third human in this comment section

@eb924 2 года назад

@@Theyfw_Licious ah yes spam bots collection is sayin hi

@RamenUdle 2 года назад

God I’m sorry dude all the weirdo bots in the replies... do they actually think making bots work??? Nobody has ever clicked on a bot link... they are so stupid

@natalieeuley1734 10 месяцев назад

Came back to watch this and I do want a sweat episode

@shannonmiranda8797 10 месяцев назад

Hands down one of the most entertaining episodes. 😂

@sourdrop 2 года назад

MatPat: "I used my tears to salt popcorn!" Mason Verger: "Write that down. *WRITE THAT DOWN"*

@lordchaos3090 2 года назад

Me and my brother: WRITE THAT DOWN *WRITE THAT DOWN*

@uanbt 2 года назад

Steph: I will be DEPRESSED if we do that. MatPat: well sure… but you’ll get salty popcorn!

@octocyborg3489 2 года назад

I read this right as they said that lol

@user-nv2np4uj1r 2 года назад

That should be on a T-shirt 😉

@Gamercraft-jw4ef Год назад

they've hit almost double the goal in a year Nice job, team theorist! 👍

@ideadwars6025 2 года назад

"Don't try to harvest your tears" Don't worry Steph, wasn't planning on it

@emoloser9420 2 года назад

What do you do in your spare time then?

@BingLing-vz3og 6 месяцев назад

New subber here, I am very impressed by the quality comedy and also the quality husband/wife interactions. Although I suppose the two aren't mutually exclusive...

@IamStrikareaYsALT Год назад

This will be my favourite recipe to use. Not cuz I cry, but cuz I can make others cry, mostly by being an idiot and causing laughing fits, or stubbing their toes.

@kinyutaka 2 года назад

"We aren't disgusting people." "Now watch us eat the residue of our evaporated tears."

@kinyutaka 2 года назад

And then rate the flavor like a cannibal sommelier.

@lobski9186 2 года назад

The funniest part about this episode is the fact that it teaches the most science that has ever been thaught on this channel. Also, I know that they were giving a basic explanation but for those who don't know, the salts they were talking about are called binary salts, meaning that they're made from ions and only need those two molecules. If you were to really define a salt, it would just be a metal combined with a the backend of an acid.

@ewoodley82 2 года назад

I mean, just a quick google search shows that's just *one* type of salt, simply because the non-metallic component doesn't always need to be an acid to form the salt, I.E. calcium and chlorine