Football & Old Man Pubs | Joe Lycett

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Joe talks about a time when he tried to become a football-loving, pub-attending lad.
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21 дек 2022

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@gregbeyer9507 Год назад

That broken Twix was put back on the shelf. It is still there today.

@xHaniffax Год назад

True story. I was the Twix.

@angemaidment5640 Год назад

First thing I do with a Twix is break it!

@ShortMan_123 Год назад

@@xHaniffax I was rthe fire extinguisher and saw the whole thing

@marciomonteiro9251 Год назад

True story I was the prawn and mayonnaise

@chetmanley1885 Год назад

I was the petrol pump, to this day I'm still switched off.

@jonnawyatt 4 месяца назад

Prawn sandwich from a servo?😬 Now that's gutsy.

@johngilmore697 3 месяца назад

You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles, and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress?

@KyleRayner12 Год назад

"Oh, so sorry, mate." There's someone whose anger is clearly very narrowly directed.

@lilme7052 Год назад

The cornetto joke made me laugh way harder than needed.

@aloisplease Год назад

I always have a great night when I come on the lads.

@dulcepicante Год назад

I absolutely love your sense of humor! I can’t wait to hear more!! 😂😂

@annabelleridler2585 Год назад

come on the lads!

@jofi4580 Год назад

Always a good story teller

@bk1147 Год назад

The thought of you cheering on the Baggies is hilarious

@jimbo9580 Год назад

I love "The tap and spile" proper pub.

@vickigarner7331 Год назад

I've watched this before ..had a rerun and laughed so Lound I chocked...Joe ( Hugo boss) is just amazing xx

@AverageRecords Год назад

Love the new outro 😂

@DDWES Год назад

Love the tap and spine!

@NB-rx9vd Год назад

I'm here for normalizing the nervous fart! Out with the nervous chuckle!

@naturalnaiad Год назад

You're a legend Joe.

@naughtyleopard21 9 месяцев назад

I love Joe! 💗 He's just so hilarious. 😄 The best troll ever. 🥳

@helenbryant6540 Год назад

Class!

@dogfoodlady173 Год назад

Skill! ❤❤❤

@BionicDance Год назад

I have to keep asking my British friends what some of your words mean; mostly brand names, but very often it's just something with two names, and I'll be all, _"That's_ what you guys call a rutabaga? Really?" For example, until this part of this routine, I'd never in my life heard of 'Tesco'. And because of Texaco, I was picturing a gas station at first. How different our cultures are. ;)

@patheticmortal373 Год назад

Now I'm wondering what a rutabaga is

@BionicDance Год назад

@@patheticmortal373 It's a vegetable. I think it's called a "Swedish" in the UK. Swedish Butter Squash? Something like that? I don't know; I'm doing this from memory. ;)

@patheticmortal373 Год назад

@@BionicDance oh! A swede! I had no idea other English speaking countries called them something else.

@BionicDance Год назад

@@patheticmortal373 Guess what an 'eggplant' is. I dare you. ;)

@patheticmortal373 Год назад

@@BionicDance I already know that's an aubergine lol. I think it's because swedes aren't an especially common vegetable here that I've never heard of an alternative before. I know that you guys call squirty cream some variation of whipped or spray cream. Also we don't have Walmart, but we have a branch of it called Asda. Similar to any other supermarket.

@angemaidment5640 Год назад

Tap & Spile would fit someone I know - he’s got no neck 🤣🤣🤣

@Brown87 7 месяцев назад

1:13 "F*ck's that?!" 🤣

@c_mendes 5 месяцев назад

It reminded me of smth Polly Gray would say 😂

@Brown87 5 месяцев назад

@@c_mendes Polly Gray? 🙄

@c_mendes 5 месяцев назад

@@Brown87 google it bright spark

@qxeenaquila Год назад

Is withered down below a double entendre Joe?

@New17307 Год назад

😂

@claire-christmas-august73 Год назад

just love…. this.! 😆 ✌🏻🇦🇺🌏✌🏻

@HappyGnoux Год назад

Hahaha😂😂😂😂

@Orion3101 Год назад

love how everyone is literally coping and seething cause joe lycett made a choice seven years ago from which he has now grown and said was a bad choice

@CatsForTheCatGod Год назад

Oh what happened?

@Orion3101 Год назад

@CatsForTheCatGod after lycett's recent condemnation of david beckham sponsoring the world cup in qatar because of qatar's anti-lgbt laws, everyone has been losing their minds because seven years ago in 2015 joe lycett did some (paid) gigs in the middle east including in qatar. he has never kept this secret, talking about it in his biography and several interviews, and has obviously since grown from that decision. doesn't stop angry little boys and girls screaming about it at every opportunity

@markotoole323 Год назад

Well...his choice was to criticise someone for doing the same thing he did, and he made that choice very recently.

@MyFirey1 Год назад

@@markotoole323 He was paid by a British comedy promoter, not the Qatari Govt.

@tobos8909 Год назад

@@CatsForTheCatGod Right wing snowflakes tried to cancel him for something he said which he later denounced

@bk1147 Год назад

Which old man pub was it?

@MariaLeFay Год назад

IS EVERYTHING OKAY

@InservioLetum Год назад

Wish I could still fart out of nervousness. Farting is the primary reason FOR nervousness now.

@musicisagoodvibe Год назад

😁😁😁😁

@axelcox48 Год назад

Great new outro, but I still prefer the old vibrating face.

@danhewett6086 Год назад

Up the Baggies!

@marknewbold2583 Год назад

Up their what?

@joejs4613 7 месяцев назад

UP THE BAGGIESSSSSS

@JakeWilliams283 Год назад

Joe is great but as a wolves fan I can't condone his support for West brom

@rachell4417 Год назад

Prawn mayonnaise?

@TheOnlyCathyCat Год назад

Tbf, I think I would like watchuing football being played in a velodrome....

@DrDM87 Год назад

Andrew Lawrence has video about you Joe. You watched it ? I can provide the link

@grabannon Год назад

and reverend simon sideways too

@astrozombie548 9 месяцев назад

Even Joe thinks it's "sex in the city " not "sex and the city" as it's said to be now!. Who else remembers it as Sex IN the city?!?..

@paulfrels3590 Год назад

What does the come on the lads, Mean?

@thebolas000 Год назад

"Come on the lads." Doesn't really mean anything. "Cum on the lads." Is a bit different however.

@TacticusPrime Год назад

Like in gay porn, "cum on them".

@loading9110 Год назад

Ask your mum....Or dad. Say "What do you two think of me going out to park with a ball and coming on the lads".

@Anu_Sol Год назад

From what I understand it's an informal gathering of 7 or more gentleman. Several of the gentlemen form a circle around some of the other gentlemen - the 'lads' if you will. The gentlemen on the outside of the circle then proceed to partake in the act of 'self-stimulation'. Upon the climax of said act the gentlemen ejaculate onto the persons of the 'lads' on the inside of the circle.

@paulfrels3590 Год назад

Yikes!!!!

@rorysmith2415 Год назад

I support Aberdeen FC.

@paulfrels3590 Год назад

Windscreen??? What is this, Downton Abbey 1923? 😂

@mariakhan7986 Год назад

Eh, what do you call it then?

@waynepantry7023 Год назад

It's the glass bit in front you look through on a car. Even has "water from the sky" wipers installed !

@dielaughing73 Год назад

No mate, it's the English-speaking world, circa Current Year

@youngjock1985 Год назад

Looking forward to his next comedy tour in Qatar.

@youngjock1985 Год назад

@@terencedenman702 Cheers fella. Imagine he will do a tour of the Middle East in 2023.

@johnmartinez7440 Год назад

@@terencedenman702 I love how triggered he makes middle-aged white men.

@hopebgood Год назад

I feel sad for the wives of all those football pundits on the telly. They must have such a hard time. They have to listen to their husbands drone on endlessly day after day, night after night about effing football. "Oh for fuck's sake Gary, just shut up for one night... PLEASE!"

@dr.biscuits Год назад

I'm getting the word........

@dr.biscuits Год назад

@@terencedenman702 Lycett and Gary Neville should form a double act....

@DigitalDaffodil Год назад

How is football manly?

@nathandurant2825 Год назад

Would never have happened in Dubai

@ghomerhust 5 месяцев назад

in the US, nearly all pumps are pay first because so many people will pump and leave. it's a theft thing.

@CMOT101 4 месяца назад

Nobody asked. Or cares.

@johngilmore697 3 месяца назад

@@CMOT101 You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles, and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress?

@stephen3654 Год назад

He comes across quite camp

@AverageRecords Год назад

you think, hon? 😆

@stephen3654 Год назад

@@AverageRecords yes, I don't mind though, because I once new someone that was homosexuals

@thebolas000 Год назад

@@stephen3654 They were gay AND plural?!

@felixc3719 Год назад

@@stephen3654 You don't say?!

@aliced.1973 Год назад

@@thebolas000 That's just the way queer folks are. We are bisexual for example and we think the plural gives us quite an aristocratic facade as long as we are in a more vertical position.

@anthonyansell1430 Год назад

Hey look it’s the guy who did paid comedy in Qatar then got upset footballers went to play there 😠

@johnmartinez7440 Год назад

Wasn't that like 7 years ago, paid for by a UK comedy promoter? I suspect his opinions have changed since then. Not sure what the issue is?

@happyguilmore4253 Год назад

@@johnmartinez7440 🤣🤣🤣🤣wasn’t like that 7 years ago. Are you mad,they have never like gays🙄. And now you give him a pass because it was a few years ago. That means you can forgive famous people that are racist years ago and everyone else that have done things in their past 🤨🤨🤨

@PjD-pk1fg Год назад

Is this from the Qatar gig?

@happyguilmore4253 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gregmurray1255 Год назад

He is a hypocrite..

@happyguilmore4253 Год назад

The hypocrite that is joe🙄🙄 “David don’t go to an Arab country and take money from gay haters”. ME “I love taking money off Arabs when I go to their country and do gigs.” 🙄🙄

@MyFirey1 Год назад

Except he wasn't paid by the Arabs, he was paid by a UK comedy promoter, as explained by the man himself!

@happyguilmore4253 Год назад

@@MyFirey1 🙄🙄🙄 he still went to a country that stones and imprisons gays. And the money was made in Saudi Arabia. By people who make money from the same people that imprison gays🤔🤔

@MyFirey1 Год назад

@@happyguilmore4253 So you are now changing your argument? Your quote, "David don't go to an Arab country and take money from gay haters". Joe's issue was that David Beckham was making money from the Qatari Govt. Joe Lycett didn't.

@happyguilmore4253 Год назад

@@MyFirey1 but he still went to Saudi Arabia 🤔. A country that hates his kind 🤔. He took money off a company that’s makes its money from Saudi Arabia 🤔. While there he probably used his money to buy something(putting money into a country that hates gays). So why is he any different 🤨 don’t try and sugar coat it or down play it 🙄

@MyFirey1 Год назад

@@happyguilmore4253 Ok, he didn't go to Saudi Arabia, it was Dubai and Qatar! But I take your point. We'll agree to disagree or this could get a bit boring.

@kevied88 Год назад

AT WHAT POINT WAS ANY OF THIS MEANT TO BE ANYTHING CLOSE TO FUNNY.

@ellisgribble5729 Год назад

Wow this is the perfect example of how years of big brother, X factor and I’m a celebrity has led to mediocrity being celebrated as talent…we truly live in age where culture is in decline!

@johnmartinez7440 Год назад

How is this a perfect example of anything? You seem quite upset.