Forgotten Chocolates - John Shuttleworth 

Mary hated them. "They're too sickly John - get rid of it". You can't argue with Mary.

Never legal in South Yorkshire

Never heard of it.

I imagine John was apoplectic at the risks to dental health inherent in eating a Texan bar.

More pure genius from Mr Shuttleworth.....

Rubbish song by John.....he's missed out the Cabana bar, and that is the only one with Glace Cherries in it!!!!...It's this kind of schoolboy mistake I never thought I'd see from John, yet here we are.

@@thesunreport Ah, the Cabana bar is reserved for the glove box in the Austin Ambassador Y reg.

@@vwthings .....though there's not much room...a tray of orange and lemon jelly slices saw to that.

Now you're talking! 😎

It had four or five layers to it and it was HUGE. In fairness about the same size as a Mars bar used to be but let’s not go there.

Cadburys answer to the Mars bar and far superior in my opinion. A lot going on there, well worth nicking from the newsagents you did your paper round for

p-pick up a pickup a - oh shit where is it

Oooh A Hazelnut In Every Bite..

I miss Frank. And Likkle Frank.

Post-austerity with some devious shrinkflation to make you feel cheated

Mind you, the fruit polos always stuck together.

Yeah I know, but the neighbours don't lol

maybe ban Jo sephine

Its possible, with a scalpel blade to remove the milk chocolate and pour over plain, but its a lot of work to be fair.

Takes too much time a-chewin'?

@@hamishanderson6738 🤣

@@flashtheoriginal just so you know - you can order them online.

Took me a second to get that one. Very good. Are Viscount biscuits (with the unecessary but glitzy foil wrapper), only permissable for those with at the very least, a butler in attendance.

Thanks for the update on the quip. Cheers Bob ☺️.

I'd almost got over Caramac when you reminded me :(

@@vwthings My apologies.

I think the plan is to continue shrinking it until its the size of a postage stamp and they can send it somewhere

And who remembers the Old Jamaica now?

This is the great unanswered question of our time.

Shrinkflation.

But would you risk it for a Swisskit?

Possibly.@@vwthings

& Sorbits.

It does sound like them, I thought too. But then he calls one Stewart or Stuart....drummer of OMD perhaps? Or maybe it's The Police ha ha!

@@davidsanderson5918 Radio 1