Fox Allegedly Has a Secret Dossier of Dirt On Tucker Carlson Amid Messy Split: A Closer Look 

so, they know all this stuff was happening, and they... didn't do anything about it but keep it in a file for blackmail, later?

Did anyone else catch the Fox reporter, Howard Kurtz, read the statement from Fox about "...continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards," then he immediately says he can't confirm the dollar amount of the settlement. That's a double face-palm. 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀😄

Wow, Seth hit the nail on the head! "If you're an employer collecting dirt on an employee but you're not doing anything about it unless you need it for revenge, that speaks badly of them and of you." I couldn't have said it better.

“Parting ways” is the “conscious uncoupling” or “rapid unscheduled disassembly” between employer and employee.

I always love it when Seth goes on a tangent! This seems like such a cool place to work.

Doesn't every fair and balanced employer keep a secret dossier of blackmail material on their employees?

Seth breaking over the "testicle expert" bit was fucking hilarious. I love when he loses his composure halfway through A Closer Look

Dude what is happening lately,? It almost seems like bad people are getting what they deserve 😲

Seth never disappoints. Even when the joke doesn’t land, he still makes it funny. Ever notice every host who’s had this time slot is way too talented for their time slot? Weird.

This whole thing really puts the Freude in my Shaden.

As an Aussie I LOVE Seth’s Murdoch impersonation! Like a belligerent drunk at the footy 😂😂

I love how much fun this man has when telling a joke.

It’s always so endearing to watch Seth just completely lose it and try to compose himself.

Honestly the only good thing to come out of the pandemic is casual dressed Late Night with Seth Meyers, giving Seth licence to be his most chaotic self.

"I'm no testicle expert" is the most beautiful sentence ever crafted.

This is true. One of my Fox-watching friends hadn't heard anything about the Dominion lawsuit, let alone the damning emails circulated among Tucker and his cohorts. Oh, she watches Newsmax too. Shocking.

Tucker Carlson: "We'll be back on Monday" Rupert Murdoch: "No we wont"

Fox news: We lie to our viewers. Fox Viewers: no you don't.

Laughter is contagious. Seth does us a great favor when he can’t keep a straight face and breaks down in laughter. He makes us all feel a little lighter! Thank you.

That's _precisely_ what HR is for. HR is not for the benefit of employees. It's for ensuring employees can be fired with the least amount of inconvenience and unpleasantness for the employer.

Seth is so charming, he's pretty much unbeatable in delivering well-written jokes. It's why I love his 'joke-writer' segments; he gives them credit [and sometimes de-credits, but we all understand that's what it takes] and openly acknowledges the very clever/funny team behind him.

Wonder if he insulted Laura, Maria, and Jeanne. Those three need to go as well.

I legitimately laughed until I cried with this one. And I see that Seth was nearly there himself! It's great to see him having a great time.

It always makes me chuckle when Seths Australian accent seamlessly fades in a somewhat proper British accent. There's a big gulf between those two but Seth just slides right on over.

Seth laughing at himself fills me with such immense joy. 😂 There are few late night hosts that are more genuinely funny and great with the self-deprecating humor like him. Oh how we’ve missed you over the past few weeks!

That Fox keeps blackmail files on their employees should not come as a surprise to anyone. That's exactly what I expected of Fox.

I can't read Fox’s statement without howling with laughter: "This settlement reflects FOX’s continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards." 😂😂😂 HOW DID THEY DARE???

I literally love when a late night host can't keep it together during a segment. Marvelous.❤

I'll never get tired of hearing about bad things happening to Tucker Carlson.

Seth losing it over "not being a testicle expert" was probably the funniest part.

Tucker Carlson Fired...Nope I'll never get tired of saying that. 🎉🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏿‍♂️

Seth’s Murdoch impression is just his Lindsey Graham with a hint of Australian😂

I love that Seth can just roll with the break up and laughingly make extra jokes out of it😂😂😂

I love that Seth will admit he has read something before going on air...but he still loses it when it comes to being on camera.

I'd love for all his dirty little secrets to come to light. He was too concerned about m&ms not being sexy that it seems like he might have something weird he doesn't want people to know about him.

I love Seth's one-man revival of Seinfeld.

Full marks for the Murdoch impression…. spot on.

Fun when the audience laughed after the Sesame Street bit and Seth looked quizzical, but when Seth broke down over "testical expert" - My biggest smile for the day. In fact, for the week. Thank you.

No worse insult could be said at FOX, than being accused of being Brian's good friend.

Tuckers dirt file could just be everything that he's said on his show.

I laughed out loud when he quoted "FOX's continued commitment to the highest journalistic standard."

Worst Seinfeld impression-also the most hilarious 😂 You’re the best, Seth!

Thank you Seth for being just so funny and crediting your writers always. You are my therapy.

I'd like to start a petition for seth to do an entire closer look as rupert murdoch. It's his best impression by far

Seth's angry Aussie Murdoch is pure gold..😂😂😂

getting seth to say "i'm no testicle expert" might have been the best moment this show has ever had 🤣🤣🤣

I missed the entire Jon Stewart era, and have just seen a handful of these Closer Look segments. Absolutely brilliant. Anyone could make fun of this stuff and do passably well, but these monologues are just perfection. I've missed so much...

Seth has taken his show to a new level. He is a great comedian.

Halfway through the week guys!!!!!! It's Time For A Closer Look!!!!!!!!!!! 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant segment! Seth Meyers is a national treasure. The best was the random and spot-on Seinfeld impressions. He’s giving Bill Hader a run for his money. ❤

Now that Fox has an open time slot, they can raise their journalistic standards to a whole new level with - the George Santos News Hour. That's the kind of integrity we can expect from Fox.

Fox News: “Tucker Carlson? Never met him, he was a coffee boy.”

I love when Seth breaks or makes unscripted commentary- like you can tell he's having fun. it's really endearing and makes me laugh more

It’s fun watching someone who enjoys what they do.

I love that even with a crowd, the loudest laugh is a guy that has heard the joke four times. Thank you Wally :)

This is the first time I've heard of a semi-truck referred to as a dossier.

Hearing that Fox has standards always draws laughter from me.

“Highest journalistic standards” at Fox? That’s a great example of “gaslighting” or lying even though everyone knows you’re lying.

Like a car crash you know you shouldn't slow down to stare at, one wonders what an Oppo File on Tucker may hold?

Once upon a time, there was a man named Tucker Carlson who woke up one day to find that his show on Fox News had been cancelled. He was devastated, but no one else seemed to care, especially not the viewers. In fact, everyone seemed to be celebrating his downfall. At the same time, there was a group of people who worked for Fox News, including Laura, Maria, and Jeanne, who were wondering if they were next on the chopping block. They had all insulted someone, somewhere, at some point, and were afraid that their turn was coming. Meanwhile, Rupert Murdoch, the owner of Fox News, was busy laughing all the way to the bank, having just settled a lawsuit for $787.5 million dollars. No one could believe that he had managed to laugh off such a massive amount of money. As for Tucker, no one knew what had led to his downfall, but some people suspected that it had to do with his dirty little secrets. They wondered if his obsession with unsexy M&Ms was just the tip of the iceberg. Others were just happy to see him go, especially Seth Meyers, who couldn't stop laughing about it. In fact, he laughed so hard that he lost his composure halfway through A Closer Look. But no one was laughing harder than Brian Kilmeade, who was overjoyed to hear that Tucker had been fired. He even offered to take over Tucker's show, which was met with mixed reactions. In the end, no one knew what the future held for Tucker, but one thing was for sure: no one would ever forget the day that Tucker Carlson was fired from Fox News. It was a day that would go down in history, and that everyone would remember for years to come.

Seth’s Rupert impression is hilarious. I love it when he does impressions. 😂

I never thought I'd hear Seth say the word testicle 12 times in one closer look, but I'm not complaining. This episode was gold! 😂

I totally get it that you can read something several times, but saying it in front of people makes you feel how truly insane it is.

Oh no. Who could have imagined that Fox would treat their employees badly 😅

Not even Fox News or Rupert Murdoch could laugh off $787.5 Million Dollars. 😢

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

Killed it this episode, lol

Brings new meaning to the phrase “I’m tuckered out”.

Tucker forgot he was just an employee.

Love your Aussie accent of Mr Murdoch, Mr Meyers 😅

The Kramer and Jerry impression was spot on

Seth cracking himself up is the freaking best!!

Dude Seth is such a steadfast rock in a storm. Watched him as a young teen when he was at SNL and I STILL CANT STOP WATCHING

Among all the people at Fox, F(t)ucker was probably the one despising his audience the most. We know that no one looks down on the Fox viewers as much as the selfsame Fox folks, but the Fired One took it to another level, serving his audience the most bizarre & obvious lies, and twisted surreal stories, that he could think of, and getting some serious kicks out of seeing how they swallowed it whole and eagerly. He has been as addicted to mocking their intelligence (or rather; lack thereof) as they have been addicted to being despised and lied to. I fear, that both parties probably will be suffering from abstinence syndrome right now... 😭

A+ Seinfeld impersonation, good job Seth

I've never heard Rupert Murdoch speak, but I love Seth's impression of him!!😂

I love how they were successfully sued for 787 million, sorry, 787.5 million for lying about Dominion, and they're _still doing it_.

The Seinfeld skit just further proves that Seth is the best in the business!!! Amazing Closer Look tonight! 😂

That Seinfeld bit caught me off guard, I laughed so hard I almost peed.

i can't wait to hear A Randy Rainbow parody of the Tucker firing. It will be a classic.

“Dear diary… it went great.” This is all we want for Seth. Good diary entries. 🥰🤣🤣

OMFG! This red-light therapy ("testicle tanning") bit was totally hilarious!

I love it that it was a surprise to everyone--especially Tucker!! Open the secret file--we'll pay!!

Correction. There are two people in Oscar the Grouch's trash can. One for the head and left arm, and one for the right arm.

I absolutely love Seth's Murdoch impersonation

This entire segment was worth it just for the one-man SEINFELD routine -- it was just golden!

Going from Tucker to Brian Kilmeade is the equivalent of sliding the eye distance slider all the way from the left to all the way to the right 😂

That Seinfeld bit. Lol Looks like your surprise inspection payed off. Your writers are on point.

Impression Camp has paid off - loved Seth's Jerry Seinfeld impersonation 😂😂

I'm gonna miss the T.Carlson imitations. I need a farewell compilation of Seth going full Carlson....

Did anyone expect Tucker to leave Fox News in a non-messy and orderly fashion??? I'm not surprised it is the worst goodbye.

As a proud jackal, Seth should have went with, "I'm no tanning expert." There was no recovering from, "I'm no testicle expert."

Seth breaking is why he is the best, most heartfelt late night host. Love it!

I love it when Seth cracks himself up. I was literally crying with laughter.

I never knew how much I needed a top Aussie villain until I heard your Grampy Rupert this week 😂

My Aussie friend thinks Seth’s borderline offensive Aussie accent is hilarious. They hate Murdoch there too.

Wow... imagine working someplace where everyone collects dirt on each other.

Correction: 787,500,000 *is* a round number. With love from an Australian jackal who loves your Rupert Murdoch impression!

I love it when Seth and the gang laugh like that. I can't help but laugh just as hard along with them. It's therapeutic, I swear. 😅 (Even more so than testicle tanning. Lol)

The only thing about the Murdoch impression is that he would have said 787 million "dollar-ee-doos"