Fraudulent Idiotic Killers | House M.D.

Подписаться 1,4 млн

Просмотров 5 млн

50% 1

Kutner sets up an online second advice clinic in House's name. Things only get worse when a customer seeking advice tries to confront House directly.
Stream full seasons on Peacock: pck.tv/39BlAG0
Season 5 Episode 10 "Let Them Eat Cake"
A fitness guru (Samantha Shelton) known for her "natural" lifestyle collapses while shooting an infomercial. Meanwhile, Thirteen participates in a clinical drug trial for Huntington's disease led by Foreman; Kutner operates an online medical-advice clinic under House's name; and Cuddy moves into House's office while hers is being repaired, much to House's dismay.
Your favorite shows, movies and more are here. Stream now on Peacock: www.peacocktv.com
Watch House on Google Play: bit.ly/2tu3kHh & iTunes apple.co/2tCSJOu
Subscribe: bit.ly/2goT95b
This is the official RU-vid channel for House M.D. Watch all of the official clips from the series, the funniest and saddest moments, and follow all of the doctor's most curious cases.
#HouseMD #HughLaurie #doctors

Развлечения

Опубликовано:

10 май 2019

Ссылка:

Скачать:

Готовим ссылку...

Добавить в:

Мой плейлист

Посмотреть позже

Комментарии : 1,5 тыс.

@emr.b3437 4 года назад

i love how this lady is having the time of her life

@angusmarch1066 2 года назад

She really went all out.

@THEMONSTEREXE 2 года назад

Getting paid decent coin to do something that isn't please a man sexually, is probably an amazing thrill for a anyone in that line of work

@DVAcme Год назад

@@THEMONSTEREXE Plus, she had so much fun she straight-up told House he could still hit it XD

@Burner.Account.. Год назад

@@DVAcme And in a morgue! That's something that even money can't do! 3 grand well spent if you ask me.

@DrakeOola Год назад

@@DVAcme Ehh, you can never know that... At the end of the day she's a prostitute, house pays extremely well so she'd obviously want to provide good "customer service" to get repeat business. We've also seen how good of an actor she is and part of the job is convincing patients it's "not about the money", tricking them into thinking there's actually a connection there. I'm sure she enjoyed the acting gig as a nice change of scenery but the rest of it is more obligation because she's still "on shift", didn't clock out yet. If she enjoyed it so much she'd give him a discount or not have him pay at all, accept a "better job" for less pay. You could be right but no way to tell for sure. Downsides of paying someone to hang out with you, you never know for sure if they actually enjoy your company or they're just acting. They probably do but who really knows to what degree...

@obsidironpumicia4074 5 лет назад

"Just don't tell House" *He already knows.*

@oz_jones 4 года назад

House always wins

@koftte 3 года назад

House always finds out

@raven4k998 3 года назад

House is omniscient

@sochigonzo6854 3 года назад

House know everything he see you when your sleeping he knows when your awake

@bentboybbz 2 года назад

nah dont tell mere

@lizarrington3636 2 года назад

Their reactions to her "coming back to life" had me laughing so hard. Tbh I would've reacted the same way.

@BlindRobotDragon 2 года назад

Their shrieks of shock and horror were the absolute highlight of this episode.

@pesokpesok 2 года назад

oh come one! they knew House well enough to figure out the scam a second he jumped on top of her

@heyitsbrya2749 Год назад

😂😂😂

@sonofizzy Год назад

@@pesokpesok Picture yourself just thinking that you murdered a patient as part of scam recording in the internet and how you might be thinking things out so logically and clearly. 😊

@brandontaylor3874 Год назад

most realistic reaction ive seen in a while. people just just scream, they LOSE THEIR MINDS for a second when you scare them like that lol

@flickcentergaming680 5 лет назад

The girl who messed with all the doctor's heads and such actually has a pretty good singing voice.

@simonwang8859 3 года назад

Its surprising how House uses Hookers to do all these different jobs.

@booqueefious2230 3 года назад

@@simonwang8859 it's actually kind of smart. They're probably happy to be doing something... other than what they usually do. And they won't tell anybody

@kmanoj32 2 года назад

She is a singer according to wikipedia.

@georgegeorgsonsonofgeorgea2940 2 года назад

@@booqueefious2230 Oh don't beat around the bush, hookers get tired of boning all the time. It sounds cool if you're into that but it loses its shine real quick.

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 2 года назад

There are 4 types of people: 1. Those who know how to sing and they know it. 2. Those who know how to sing and don't know it. 3. Those who don't know how to sing and don't know it. 4. Those who don't know how to sing and know it. #1 is a minority, but not extremely uncommon. #2 is less likelty than #1. #3 is the majority of people. #4 is an extreme minority of people, about as common as hens' teeth... I am proud to say that I am in group #4....

@christinaz.271 5 лет назад

Taub: House is gonna kill us... *camera turns to House* House: Slowly. And painfully.

@mephostopheles3752 5 лет назад

Christina Z. Yes thank you, I too watched the video.

@rashawnrobinson2562 5 лет назад

@Andrew-og7li 5 лет назад

it's like we watched the same video or something... moron.

@christinaz.271 5 лет назад

@@Andrew-og7li I'm just highlighting my favourite part of the video - no need to act like House

@Andrew-og7li 5 лет назад

@@christinaz.271 I take that as a compliment.

@ryanking2155 4 года назад

An English actor playing an American doing an impersonation of a Scottish actor playing an Irish-American - we’re four layers deep here 😳

@krashd Год назад

Yeah, that was brilliant :D

@staley101 Год назад

With 666 likes..... 👍🏻

@rebeccamichael626 Год назад

@@staley101 - *698

@vineethonkan Год назад

Scottish-connery...who's the Irish American?

@ryanking2155 Год назад

@@vineethonkan the character that Connery plays is an Irish-American

@Danka42 5 лет назад

Killed a patient and all you're worried about is your boss being mad?

@ghosty918 4 года назад

1/3rd of all admitted die, so yeah it's a bit more extreme

@Greenkitten45 4 года назад

@@ghosty918 That's a startling statistic.

@ghosty918 4 года назад

@@Greenkitten45 Well remember the vast majority of those admitted are elderly and also admitted into hospital for a reason, and if they don't improve they don't get un-admitted a lot of the time. Turns out if you gather all the dying people together you can't save them all.

@Dracon350 4 года назад

@Samuel Shin My dude, calm down, holy shit. They said it was a 'startling' statistic. People don't think about that kind of shit all the time. I know I don't. When I think of a hospital, I think, "Oh, that's where I go to get _better."_ Not, "Ah yes, the place where the dying all gather." While both ways of thinking are correct there's no need to be getting uppity and insulting someone for having a naive point of view.

@LewisBowels 4 года назад

@@Dracon350 "Honey, I think we should head to the hospital to get you checked real quick." *Remembers comment* "I'm going to die."

@Moshthun 5 лет назад

"And you still have three hours left." Damn, she fancies House.

@drcl7429 5 лет назад

Ummm. She gets paid. Yknow?

@Vesdus 5 лет назад

She's already been paid 3 grand. She wants the D.

@merryweather3713 5 лет назад

I guess you could say she wants the M.D

@kels777able 5 лет назад

Hugh Laurie? Yeah, always would be free, any three hours, any time. . That man is sizzling hot.

@mileyburetta3052 5 лет назад

Wintergirl 1492 heck yeah he is

@analay7911 5 лет назад

She put the lime in the coconut. DOCTERR 🥥🥥🥥

@Kacpa2 5 лет назад

Reservoir Dog's ending comes to mind instantly xd

@120mmsmoothbore2 5 лет назад

@@Kacpa2 Didn't even think of that, my God. Tarantino would beat me for this.

@shivbhagirath2402 5 лет назад

I wish knew how she didn't burst out laughing singing that song

@caitlinrobo 5 лет назад

666 likes

@rawyld 4 года назад

Ohh Muppets reference love it

@Virgin_Succubus642 2 года назад

Chase and Cameron must’ve had such a hard time keeping a straight face😁😂

@Dafmeister1978 Год назад

1) What Kutner and Taub were doing was both stupid and unethical; Chase and Cameron are conscientious doctors, they'd have had no qualms about punishing them, especially in a way that didn't bring harm to the hospital. 2) They were probably delighted to be on the dishing-out end of House's shithousery for a change.

@VDA19 9 месяцев назад

Chase? Conscientious? The guy who murdered a patient and kissed a 9 year old?@@Dafmeister1978

@fahrenheit2101 2 месяца назад

@@Dafmeister1978 ...exactly. Which makes it hard to keep a straight face.

@Arygua 5 лет назад

Its surprising how House uses Hookers to do all these different jobs.

@KlavierMenn 4 года назад

Hookers are surprisingly useful in pranks. Also to catch unloyal wifes/husbands (As you can get a man-whore to do the job too! )

@amon8977 4 года назад

@@KlavierMenn hell yeah it's true. Well, most cases. Some just wanted to have the money and the sex. Most wanted to have fun, sex, and the money. Win-win.

@KlavierMenn 4 года назад

@@amon8977 That's what I think, actually. I respect them a lot, since is not easy top deal with men hahhaha.

@JohnSmith-wx9wj 4 года назад

They always say they'll do anything if the price is right. Why does it have to be sex?

@Gabronthe 4 года назад

Having to fake good sex for men...and women, they have to have good acting, patience, tolerance, secretive, utility. Really I think hookers get a bad rap.

@thearticulategrunt 4 года назад

"You still have 3 hours left". Some fine professional integrity there.

@raven4k998 Год назад

the way house is like do I? you can see he's thinking of one more prank to pull with those 3 hours he has left🤔🤔🤔

@michaelsmith953 Год назад

@@raven4k998 lol a prank involving his d and her v

@erichall090909 9 месяцев назад

uhhhh yeah not thinking prank i dont think lol more her usualy fare @@raven4k998

@johns9652 9 месяцев назад

@@raven4k998 Not sure it's a prank he's thinking of having pulled...

@oscara8746 8 месяцев назад

@@raven4k998 I think they implied she was not a Thespian but a Prostitute

@keepdancingmaria 4 года назад

People whose livelihoods depend on successfully pretending to enjoy your lovemaking, are bound to be excellent actresses.

@elzeardbouffier2904 4 года назад

This deserves so many more likes lmao

@keepdancingmaria 4 года назад

@@elzeardbouffier2904 Very kind. Thank you.

@nodmyhead6198 4 года назад

I'd agree but porn says otherwise.

@ClarinoI 3 года назад

In my experience almost all women are very good at pretending to enjoy lovemaking.

@keepdancingmaria 3 года назад

@pingufromindia said, "Acting is a bit more than screaming oohing aahing sounds" So is convincing an awful lover that his attentions are enjoyed...

@AresSG 5 лет назад

Saves one patient, gets revenge on his colleagues and then gets sex from a call girl/prostitute (I'm assuming she's one). This is a normal day for House.

@deacon_era 5 лет назад

AresSG business as usual

@JayAshBranAudioScripts 5 лет назад

Did he make a pass at Cuddy or call out Foreman for being black? Those are usually part of it.

@Emberilliance 5 лет назад

And did he troll Wilson by drugging his food or stealing his keys?

@aidanfranklin5420 4 года назад

batshitcrazy007 username checks out

@Marina_7 4 года назад

@bscrazy007 You should probably be careful about yout mental health still, telling random people to die just because you didn't have sex is a bit much... I'm no psychologist, but if there is a deeper problem it would do you good to get help for it

@Suneku009 5 лет назад

That was the most funny and best Sub-Plot of that Season 😂😂

@rashawnrobinson2562 5 лет назад

MM?

@rashawnrobinson2562 5 лет назад

@belledelphine9692 5 лет назад

Rashawn Robinson r/ihadastroke

@liquorsnake 5 лет назад

“House is going to kill us “ He then appears the man has timing

@lenaya6609 3 года назад

It would've been funny if House had entered saying "Good thing you two are already in the morgue."

@trianglemoebius Год назад

House was totally standing outside those doors since they closed (probably waiting in a nearby room before that), waiting for them to say something he could play off of to make a dramatic entrance. The man hired a hooker to play dead for this moment, you think he's going to waste it by not making a one-liner was he barges into the room?

@krystaldispatchbetttymcgin7702 4 года назад

"House, shes clearly dead." *GASP!* "AAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!" I died a little.

@NikkiD1999 4 года назад

And i laughed so hard i was reborn hahahaha

@SasmitRanjan 3 года назад

@@NikkiD1999 that’s next level Buddhism

@delanorrosey4730 2 года назад

Little that they picked up on was House forecasting a little "crisis" for "House"....and all of his accomplices. "She sends one of yours to the Hospital, you send one of his to the Morgue."

@TailsIsDisappointed 5 лет назад

Not like House would believe you. "Everybody lies, -everybody dies"-

@belledelphine9692 5 лет назад

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions Wtf, you watch House too?

@shaereub4450 4 года назад

They're waiting for the second coming again. See with your eyes, my army of flies, when no one's alive (bring me 115).

@connertheandroidsentbycybe7418 3 года назад

@@shaereub4450 thank God I thought I was the only one who thought of that

@someboiwhogivesadamn 3 года назад

@@shaereub4450 knew I'd find this.

@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 4 года назад

I love how this video tells a full story, a GREAT story, and tells it well, with no important elements or dialogue left out, all in under seven minutes.

@raven4k998 Год назад

she could be having a seizure right now🤣

@davethelong5093 5 лет назад

I love how Taub's immediate reaction was to try and hide behind Kutner

@raven4k998 Год назад

you still have three hours left

@AiStormm Год назад

the way kutner goes, "shes clearly dead" makes me die laughing man he was like so real and sad LOL

@raven4k998 Год назад

you still have three hours left

@lindasmith6316 Год назад

@@raven4k998 😆

@siddharthradhakrishnan811 5 лет назад

I liked Kutner. Always felt like he was the perfect House Prodigy.

@plmokm33 5 лет назад

He was certainly depressed enough *ZING*

@xyrenegade 5 лет назад

He was on par with him. Too bad for the team.

@Abdeelcamargo 5 лет назад

I'd say chase

@0Heeroyuy01 5 лет назад

sorry sir that right belongs to Robert Chase MD who is the prodigal son,and takes over when (SPOILERS) "House dies."

@xyrenegade 5 лет назад

@@0Heeroyuy01 I think they've been given enough time to know that it's been 15 years, Sherlock

@brandondavidson4085 3 года назад

That look of "You've still got 3 hours left"= "I'm not acting like I'm attracted to you, I am"

@MsJubjubbird 2 года назад

we'll she probably doesn't often get hired to play a psychiatric patient who "dies"

@bibliowolf5735 2 года назад

She got paid over $3000 to pull a prank in a hospital. That has to be more entertaining than what most men ask hookers for in bed. This deal makes the guy from pretty woman look cheap.

@chrisb9143 2 года назад

"How do you know if a girl likes you ?" "You got 3 hours left"

@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

No it’s “I’m on the clock and am a professional”

@sirwiddlescabbagebaker 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The part where she "came to life" hahahahaha, it looks like House made a deal with the devil. 😂😂😂😂😂

@FJSpecter 4 года назад

The devil makes deals witt him

@FJSpecter 4 года назад

The devil makes deals witt him

@iliax2820 4 месяца назад

Necromancer 😈

@orangemc9358 Год назад

I love how this highlights how fast even the tiniest bit of corruption can be harmful. It was an, at the end, funny episode. But, leading up to it.

@AriasMalarias 5 лет назад

He is gonna kill us House: omae wa mou, shindeiru. Taub: nani?

@baseljorty8981 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@929kviews9 4 года назад

@@baseljorty8981 i was in the middle of yawning but got interrupted with laughter when reading our commend. Fuck, its hurt.

@darkflame728 4 года назад

@@929kviews9 Oh, I know that feeling. It's a bitch. 😂

@kingart10 4 года назад

I wasn't expecting a nani in my House tornado of videos. This hit me so hard lol!

@whathell6t 4 года назад

Alejandro Arias Gonzalez But seriously! How would Dr. House react with Kenshiro’s old brother, Toki Kasumi the North Star Soft Fist Holder, who use his assassination kung-fu to implement his pharmaceuticals on his patients which results in light-speed recovery, even from broken limbs?

@playstionproblems 5 лет назад

"can leaky breast implants cause joint pain" i think they actually can.... Breast implant Illness has a variety of symptoms, including joint pain.

@RiddleTales 5 лет назад

Yes. U r right

@John_Smith. 4 года назад

Well, it was a problem someone had actually had. Just not the call girl. House said he got the scans from the records after all.

@gelitrippingkiddo5907 4 года назад

That’s true, I had it and I was bedridden for a year. Dreadful experience. The immune/neurological problems it caused me temporarily ruined my life at 23. Thankfully (thousands of dollars later) I’m back to myself with scars that are essentially invisible. I just wish I’d never endured the trauma. Too many doctors still don’t believe in it despite the overwhelming evidence.

@silviafox78 4 года назад

@@gelitrippingkiddo5907 - This is why I wouldn't get breast implants no matter what... I saw first hand one woman who's implants had leaked years ago and she had huge open sores all over her body! The crap was still slowly coming out of her body in clumps for ... I think over a decade after they burst! This should be a lesson to everyone to just be who you are because nothing is worth having big boobs and a ruined future.

@gelitrippingkiddo5907 4 года назад

Silvia Fox I agree. I can’t judge women for getting them, (I’d be a hypocrite) because when you’re feeling insecure about your chest size it can be maddening. However, I like my strong legs and small chest now. They’ll be perky much longer, besides. That’s always an advantage. I’m a slim girl, the implants were beautifully done but so unnecessary. Aside from aesthetics, the symptoms were so horrifying I don’t know where to start. Being 23 with severe nerve pain... Chronic fatigue syndrome-Esque symptoms. Couldn’t complete simple tasks or work. It was just insane how quickly my body became anorexic looking and frail. I was a complete invalid. I know I’m rambling, but I still see other women saying stuff like, “Oh, not everybody gets these symptoms. I’ll take the risk.” If I’d known that any of the things I experienced were even possible there is no way I would’ve paid so much money to become the walking dead.

@dadbear5316 Год назад

Worked in a factory warehouse once, a new guy wasn't being very safe so while he was helping on a press brake the operator put his 'arm' in the machine when the new guy was being unsafe. Fake blood, bone, flesh, everything. Scared the new guy into one of the safest people there even when he found out it was fake. It's very surprising that in reality this kind of prank actually gets people to change their habits.

@glowhoo9226 Год назад

I like how this actually happens later on, when house and Forman are doing an autopsy and the guy wakes up as they’re cutting into him.

@ChrisTian-sd5yq Год назад

what happened to that guy

@erichanastacio9695 8 месяцев назад

He has genetic timeline time bomb. Just like his grandfather and father died at a precise age... And now it's his turn to die unless House finds out what is causing it. Anyway... If he dies, the time bomb ends with him. He has no children to pass on the genetic anomaly.

@Maria-jq3zv 21 день назад

@@ChrisTian-sd5yqI think it was some kind of aneurysm pressing on his brain stem. His heart rate had slowed enough that the doctors actually thought he was dead and were ready to perform an autopsy. He woke up screaming as they were cutting into him. I guess being cut open without anesthetic will bring your heart rate right back up and wake you up.

@blueturtle3623 5 месяцев назад

I love how Kutner and Taub didn't even notice that House wasn't giving CPR correctly.

@leecaskey2902 2 года назад

Easily one of my favorite side-plots from the whole series. Watching Taub and Kutner completely freak out was hilarious!!!

@melaniekirkland6634 5 лет назад

"That's blackmail" But the fact he's committing identity fraud is fine? Its been a year people Jesus christ I'm sorry you don't vibe with my sense of humor I get the origanal joke of The show

@FlashxSwazy 5 лет назад

That was his point twat

@imperiumoccidentis7351 5 лет назад

Besides, Taub is Jewish, how could he not seen that coming.

@johndoe-gt4rx 5 лет назад

Woosh

@zombiedude6543 5 лет назад

Gotta hit that comment section with that dose of anti semitism

@vixiestarfire 5 лет назад

That’s what ya call projecting lol

@SnuffIt Год назад

“Yelling at her it’s not going to be an effective treatment!” Many parents disagree.

@indisummers4385 3 года назад

LMAO Honestly, they deserved to have House laugh at them. It's infuriating how they dehumanized her just by her looks and assumed profession.

@LunatheMoonDragon 2 года назад

Boy you’re really going to hate the rest of the show

@HurtsEnd Год назад

@@LunatheMoonDragon yeah it was weird when the black doctor was mad at the death row inmate even though they both went to jail and stuff, there was like a classist type of mood of being better than the other. Like the dude was a patient come on

@LunatheMoonDragon Год назад

@@HurtsEnd “The black doctor” lmao

@HurtsEnd Год назад

@@LunatheMoonDragon I don’t watch the show so I didn’t know what else to say my bad 😅

@HurtsEnd Год назад

@@LunatheMoonDragon no 😂💀

@jeffreygamer32 3 года назад

This was the best prank done by House! I always love this show!

@Rkenton48 2 года назад

I had friends in med school back in my college days, the meat locker was THE best place to play these pranks on people.

@shai.loves.tacos. 5 лет назад

lol Taub & Kutner at 5:24 😂

@ronaldogutierrez8807 5 лет назад

shai.loves.tacos taub was bout to hide in kutner's coat 😂😂😂😂

@AshBeastFPS 5 лет назад

@@ronaldogutierrez8807 Haha

@garyisgaming1224 4 года назад

That's any person I'd have a heart attack if it was me

@willhull1735 5 лет назад

Wow house plays a prank/ gets his revenge and he gets laid pretty good days work for Gregory house 😂

@xandercorp6175 5 лет назад

And all it cost him was $3,000 and an hour or so of meetings and planning.

@CoRLex-jh5vx 5 лет назад

@@xandercorp6175 well yea, isn't that the standard cost?

@xandercorp6175 5 лет назад

@@CoRLex-jh5vx Usually the point of fooling around at work is you get paid for doing it and it doesn't come out of your own pocket.

@CoRLex-jh5vx 5 лет назад

@@xandercorp6175 oh I was referencing the "getting laid" part but yea

@xandercorp6175 5 лет назад

@@CoRLex-jh5vx Were I come from "fooling around" is a euphemism for sexual activity (like "getting frisky", "hanky panky", etc.), so it works.

@maxhamlin636 4 года назад

When she was screaming “Doctor” I got chills.

@teebee522 5 лет назад

I really think Taub needs to get a change of clothes after that. Reminds me of the episode where the policeman stopped breathing and Foreman and House cut into him, and he wakes up.

@MarkosRagnos 4 года назад

Anal hygiene violation

@RoTenken 2 года назад

Oh, The Legoinnaire's Disease 2-parter. Foreman had a wild ride on that one.

@historycallgeneral1051 5 лет назад

I wish I can watch this series normally.

@johndoe5555 5 лет назад

why can't you?

@whatdoicare2002 5 лет назад

you could buy the box set :D

@thenivener4249 5 лет назад

Amazon Prime Video - all eight seasons are there.

@henrilemoine3953 5 лет назад

HistorycallGENERAL you can on daily motion

@johndoe5555 5 лет назад

you can just use old good piracy... ARRRR!!!

@andrewpestotnik5495 2 года назад

1:42 Imagine filming this scene. Director: Okay, Hugh we have some filming to do today Hugh: Okay what do you need me to do? Director: Just go sit over there for a minute Hugh: Okay! (waits for 5 minutes), (director walks by) Hugh: Hey, when are we filming? Director: Oh we're done for today, go home

@he-mememan359 2 года назад

Hahaha I love how she brings up he still has time on the clock, she likes him.

@watcher1245 3 года назад

House and Foreman did a better and more hilarious job at being scared when they cut open a "dead" man.

@codyeble6764 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure foreman legit didn't know about that one.. I think I read that somewhere so his terror was genuine

@258thHiGuy 10 месяцев назад

Soy Kutner: "But you can't do that to me!! It's blackmail!!!!!" Chad Taub: "Yes."

@oz_jones 19 дней назад

Technically it's extorsion

@KnightSlasher 5 лет назад

Lois: Just don't tell house Peter: *House, roadhouse* **plays epic dubstep music**

@Emberilliance 5 лет назад

May I just say, I love your profile pic. XD

@niccvier Год назад

Omg the way they absolutely dehumanised her and assumed she was faking an aneurysm for attention just because she has tattoos was so insane and infuriating! The worst part is that this actually happens in real life. Sometimes going to the hospital is the worst option. And these two? Wouldn't trust them to pull a splinter out of my finger

@KittySoftpaws449 2 года назад

“House is going to kill us…..Slowly and painfully” 😂

@nogo5381 3 месяца назад

Hospital: 100% House: 0% Chase: 0% Taub: 0% Kutner: 0% House’s name and reputation are the Hospital’s assets.

@bezestio4169 4 года назад

The legend has it that she is still putting the lime in the coconut

@nischaybennehalli6474 5 лет назад

U can have a musical seizure. Wow

@Vampkiki 5 лет назад

Much more common than most people realize. That moment when you get a song stuck in your head and you can't shake it...for 3 to 4 days...that is a mini-seizsure. Some are just that though, harmless except for the song, but some developed into much more and severe complications that cause brain damage and possible death.

@bryanmartinez6600 5 лет назад

@@Vampkiki LET IT GO LET IT GOOOO!!!

@Wecoc1 5 лет назад

That sounds terrifying

@jeanswinter679 5 лет назад

@@Vampkiki so.. it's like a repeating music that can make u insane because u can't shake that voice away?

@juhishrivastav7428 5 лет назад

@@Vampkiki ha ha ha ha good one😂😂

@creepscreak4361 4 года назад

“Its black mail” Hes trying to keep a secret from house... he deserves to he paid way more than that, he should be happy that he asked for such little

@oz_jones 3 года назад

Also, it's extortion.

@MasterArchfiend 4 года назад

I love that House uses the term thespian instead of actor. It's a very minor detail, but a good one none the less.

@Legendary_sartorian 5 лет назад

for so long ive wanted to see the full scene for this epic prank

@Legendary_sartorian 5 лет назад

i laughed so hard i started coughing and i had remember to breathe after seeing that scene

@jackdog06 5 лет назад

1:15 “Thats blackmail” Actually it’s extortion

@elenaradu9525 5 лет назад

No one: Absolutely no one: A patient:PuT ThE LiME In ThE COcOnuT DOctOr !!!

@blueey2938 5 лет назад

You mean "everyone" ?

@user-wb3yu4mu8v 4 года назад

ItsRapidz yeah that’s the issue of that trend

@pranayvenkatesh8815 3 года назад

Hugh Laurie could easily have done a better Connery impression. That was his version of how House would've done a Connery impression. Amazing

@user-tw6jt7js4w 4 года назад

Their face was hilarious like they looked like they just saw a demon 😂😂😂😂

@blairbrown4812 2 года назад

That's because they work for House.

@jessdubscomics1698 Год назад

i love how thirteen just goes "GET HOUSE" at some point every day.

@trevorbluesquirrel899 Год назад

That was Cameron!

@wobby1268 5 лет назад

This episode is the reason that I don't understand how Kutner went from "the newbie/replacement/faux-duckling I hate the least" while he was alive to "lovable," "sweet," and the "only genuinely nice person on the show" after he died. I found Kutner was occasionally amusing, usually grating, and a weird vaguely Chase-like combo of smart &creative/goofy & playful, but he wasn't especially sweet or nice, which he proved in "Let Them Eat Cake." He thought this woman had DIED because of his little online caper, yet he didn't express a shred of horror or remorse or regret -- his only concern was about House's reaction and what was it was going to mean for him. Even Foreman -- Foreman! whose only concern is Foreman 99.9% of the time -- felt some genuine sorrow when he killed a patient. But not Kutner. He was just as selfish and twisty as everyone else on this show, and even more so than some.

@Anna-nw1ge 5 лет назад

4:34 is the best part 😂♥️👌👌

@vert2552 4 года назад

2:41 watching this x time and finally saw that she actually smiled (like oh damn, just dont laugh way) when she was singing

@decimateeviscerate 3 года назад

Glad to see that Kumar did something with his life after going to White Castle

@JamaicanRain 3 года назад

And then he killed himself.

@starlynncline4331 5 лет назад

As soon as house walked into the autopsy I knew that it was a ruse

@AlexDerBar 5 лет назад

Just bought a House MD ball on Amazon. Now I just need to meet high Laurie to get it signed

@DoesAngelsHaveWings 5 лет назад

Keeping my fingers crossed for you!

@dfdfkjkj7969 5 лет назад

hugh*

@nextlvlroy 5 лет назад

@@dfdfkjkj7969 high on vicodin

@anubischeats 16 дней назад

Did you get it signed?

@logiciansvlog5800 4 года назад

2:32 had me cracking up 🤣

@elliewright855 5 лет назад

It makes me sad to see Kutner after the episode featuring his suicide...

@Rachel-rx8br 5 лет назад

Ellie Wright I legit thought taub killed him until the end of the episode

@moifikea8288 5 лет назад

I keep looking for signs...

@TheGameFans15 4 года назад

It was obama

@r0yce 5 лет назад

House knows everything..... As long as it isn't lupus related.

@iRazenrak Год назад

Taub gets 30%, Chase gets 25%, and House gets 50% That's an extra 5% Kutner owes them for every person he helps lol

@miloradowicz Год назад

I don't think Kutner owes Taub anything anymore. Taub has nothing on him and was almost equally as guilty. So, I guess, Taub and Kutner will have to make do with measly 12.5% each.

@ShaunakDesaiPiano Год назад

Actually does he even owe Chase anything anymore? My understanding is that it was 25% so that he wouldn’t tell House - well, House knows (and knew the whole time, as it happens) so why is Chase owed 25%?

@laxxla 11 месяцев назад

@@ShaunakDesaiPiano I think they were paying him to run tests for them. He was doing the actual doctor work, since they were too busy with what they were supposed to be doing for House's ACTUAL case.

@komikbookgeek 8 месяцев назад

@@laxxlayeah that's how I took it - Chase's fee was a one time thing

@Vexas345 8 месяцев назад

@laxxla Well, except he wasn't because the patient wasn't real. No test, no money, if House hadn't mentioned Chase's cut, implying he was still making them pay that too.

@JamaicanRain 5 лет назад

This is one of my favorite storylines. Top 5, really. Maybe even top 3? I just loved and love this.

@alexdimitrov4820 5 лет назад

5:36 " I think we may have an anal hygiene violation there"

@bait5257 Год назад

Lmao

@JLee-rt6ve 2 года назад

Taub gets 30%, Chase 25% and House 50%. Although I suppose neither Taub nor Chase have any more blackmail leverage now that House knows, so still a win for Kuttner.

@AnimeCritical 2 года назад

Chase 25, House 50, so 25 left for Kutner, despite doing all the work.

@arnaudbouret5562 Год назад

Taub doesn't get the cut. Chase was brought in by House and still got a cut for himself out of it.

@davidanthony4845 Год назад

105٪ ?

@RezzStop Год назад

@@davidanthony4845 50% House as main doctor, 25% Chase as secondary doctor, 25% to Kutner for doing all the work. Taub gets the shaft

@oz_jones 9 месяцев назад

@@RezzStop Chase was on on it

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 4 года назад

“That’s blackmail...” ‘yes’

@ibs201 3 года назад

When i first watched this episode, and heard House say "maybe it could still be possible" just started laughing like how far are the writers gonna take this show, reminded me of the madTV sketch on House MD

@xstarkidx8064 3 года назад

"She has tattoos and piercings, clearly it's a staph infection" 🙄

@laurel1801 5 лет назад

I literally jumped and double fist bumped at the reveal. That is just to good!

@soupsocks 3 года назад

I still cry when I hear that song fr. Bones was a great show.

@benjaminmorris7159 5 лет назад

if taub gets 30%, chase gets 25%, and house gets 50%, that leaves kutner with -5%, meaning that he'd actually lose about $100 every day the site kept running!!

@chapman2trappy679 5 лет назад

Yeah but no, because as soon as house found out why should he give Taub and Chase there percent as it was to keep them quiet and not tell house. But now he knows they will just split the income 50/50 which is fair as it's in houses name

@benjaminmorris7159 5 лет назад

@@chapman2trappy679 i hadn't thought of that!! but in house's final speech he tells kutner that it's too lucrative "for chase, for me", which i took to mean that he expected him to keep paying the others too as extra payback. although it could just be him showing kutner that he also knows about the payoffs

@benjaminmorris7159 5 лет назад

although now i think of it, chase's cut wasn't actually blackmail, it was to run extra tests for the patients of the website that kutner didn't have time for - something which is still necessary once house knows about it. you're right, taub would probably be cut off, but i think chase and house would still get cuts, making kutner's cut 25%!!

@burger_kinghorn 5 лет назад

Chase was already playing along with House so his cut for keeping it quiet is invalid.

@wobby1268 5 лет назад

@@burger_kinghorn Except, as mentioned above, House is keeping Chase in for his cut ("It's too lucrative! For Chase, for me..."). Wouldn't be the first time House has helped Chase earn some extra cash, either - remember them splitting the betting pool in "Mirror, Mirror"?