The times when he does those horribly unethical experiments are usually the most hilarious. Triggering seizures in people is not something you should do. Especially with seizures, every seizure you get is a compounding risk factor.
@@enlightendbel You can see in this very clip the guy slamming his head on the ground. Meanwhile the doctor doesn't give a shit, he just makes a cheesy joke about how he just caused it. This guy would be slammed with so many malpractice suits he wouldn't be able to get insurance.
@@exiles_dot_tv well it's a TV show. And the only people in the room were House and Wilson other than the kid. And Wilson is a big simp for House so he's not going to say anything.
His poop should sink due to low fat content(fat floats in water). If the video wasn't cut short, House would have informed her dude was "cheating on her". To which she would reply "well, it makes sense. You're charming and funny and can get whoever you want...". Then House would be " not with another person, with another food group." Honey: "Excuse me?" House: "Your poop floats because it's full of fat. Couldn't stay away from the steaks and burgers for that long, huh(or something like that)". Honey:YOU'VE BEEN EATING FLESH?" Dude: "It was only a burger!" Honey: "We are so done." House: "I'm charming, and funny. Can I get whatever I want?" Honey smiles at him. They meet for drinks later(some place that specializes in tea). She orders some fancy tea or something and I think House orders something pretty plain. She opens up to him a bit when their tea arrives and they start to drink. House: I'm known to be a bit of a womanizer, and I HATE tea." LOL Edit: I think this is more upvotes on a comment than I've ever had. I also found a short video here on youtube that ties together the first part of the doctor visit, the second part, and the final scene where House and Honey meet for drinks. House S03E22 Vegans. Check it out here: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4jPEGaBs4cw.html
@@Jaepeg Sure thing. Turns out my memory of the dialog isn't the greatest, but it has been years since I saw that episode. I did find a site with a script of the entire episode. I don't know if I can post links here, but here is an attempt on my part to post it so you can look at it if you are interested: clinic-duty.livejournal.com/20065.html
@@jondoe3049 "One Day, One Room" Season 3 episode 12 In it Cuddy offers him $10 for every patient he can diagnose in the clinic without touching them, on the condition he pays $10 for each one he has to touch
going 18 years sleeping on your arm, then suddenly not being able to sucks! mine was after a pulled back muscle weakened my arm. the way that guy is holding, look like shoulder knotting on that guy though, they are never fun.
Well, he could have suggested some physical therapy or maybe even yoga for example. My physical therapist and I spent an entire session on checking out different sleeping positions and how to improve them by improving general posture or using different pillows and mats. It really helped me change my habits and made me realize that a lot of these issues can be improved with specific muscle training, changing your mattresses and pillows as well as some mental training. A little more confidence in everyday life, training, and a better sleeping environment can do wonders for your posture and your sleeping habits. Also, the guy in the video could have suffered from other illnesses or issues which make it harder to sleep on the back, i.e. respiratory issues, diabetes or muscle weaknesses in the neck. Plus, a big part of a doctors job is to take their patients seriously. It has been proven by now that a lot of times just listening to someone for 5minutes and then asking a serious follow-up question can improve someone's well-being significantly.
@@Dingusdongus257 Hmm, makes sense. I apologize, I didn't mean to sound insensitive or rude. However, I hope you'll find a way satisfying for you - and not a miserable one. Be strong. Have a nice day as well.
House, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, and Goldust are animal abusing cunts. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Leave other animals alone. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
StrawHatLuffy94 Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life.
Elephants that give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, that's it.
You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. We're not owners, we're their carers.
StrawHatLuffy94 Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. Species is irrelevant to family. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
Child lies to mum about throat hurting to skip school (taking her for an idiot), him saying "yes" to House's question pretty much means he was lying about his throat.
@@hop-skip-ouch8798 "nutritionist" can mean whatever you want. I could legally advertise my dog's services as a nutritionist if I wanted to. Mostly they just go on TV and talk about how this food or that food has suddenly become poisonous despite people eating it for millennia and being more or less fine.
@@itgaam No, his poop should sink due to low fat content(fat floats in water). If the video wasn't cut short, House would have informed her dude was "cheating on her". To which she would reply "well, it makes sense. You're charming and funny and can get whoever you want...". Then House would be " not with another person, with another food group." Honey: "Excuse me?" House: "Your poop floats because it's full of fat. Couldn't stay away from the steaks and burgers for that long, huh(or something like that)". Honey:YOU'VE BEEN EATING FLESH?" Dude: "It was only a burger!" Honey: "We are so done." House: "I'm charming, and funny. Can I get whatever I want?" Honey smiles at him. They meet for drinks later(some place that specializes in tea). She orders some fancy tea or something and I think House orders something pretty plain. She opens up to him a bit when their tea arrives and they start to drink. House: I'm known to be a bit of a womanizer, and I HATE tea." LOL Edit: Also, I believe beans are fat free. At least I've had cans of refried beans in the recent past and they had either very little or no fat.
well this actually isn't true. poop can float also due to a large amount of indigestible fiber in foods. and vegans get a lot more fiber than most meat-eaters do sooo their poop tends to float more often
House did have a point with the mother, you can’t expect someone to be accommodating when you think it’s wasted time in the first place. By default she should’ve just assumed he’d be annoyed, not expecting him to go along with it and give her son a lesson, that’s not his job
The same thing happened with me at an optometrists. Only I wasn't skipping school and had no reason to lie. The optometrist gave me a cursory glance and told me to fuck off. 10 years later I go in by myself and get those glasses. I have the opposite prescription in each eye, which is why after swapping eyes during the cursory test regular glass appeared better than what the optometrist was trying. TL;DR at lest check the kid properly (preferably start by telling the mum to GTFO).
Jake Surname you probably couldn't sue him today, but you could find out where he lives and wreck his shit, throw toilet paper all over his house, put googly eyes on his windows and doors, shit under his mat, that kind of stuff
Does it matter what she thinks if she cannot diagnose it? It still makes sense to check a kid even if you think he might be faking it if it can be a serious condition. My wife almost died as a kid because her parent's didn't consider a possibility she could be seriously ill. So I'd say better be safe than sorry when it comes to health.
I love this series. Got it on DVD then Blue Ray. Total genius.. I never tire of watching it and I am normally Mr Fussy when it comes to watching TV.. Well done to all the writers and behind the scenes experts who contributed to this too.
"Jack- is your mommy a big fat idiot?" Ok 1.) Probably the only time he's ever checked a patients chart to even learn their name 2.) His method of teaching an idiotic mother about why its wrong to waste a doctor's time just to teach her kid a lesson was flawless 😂😂😂😂 people for some reason don't realize doctors spend all day seeing patients and twice that time charting them and additional paperwork.
I hate going to the doctors, even when its urgent so I don't understand people going to the doctors for the most simple things like "my arm hurts because I've been sleeping on it"! Ha, sex while stupid. Best line ever
You wouldn't believe how simple and how stupid they can be when they come to see me and there's me grinning and bearing it, fantasising how easy house had it.
simplythebest286 actually new onset anal pruritus is something you should see the doctor for: differentials can vary from hemorrhoids, worms to rectal cancer :)
Sivabalan Retnasamy lol... this is what I hate about medicine. A wart means cancer. A headache means subdural hematoma, altered (or altering) mental status, dementia, death. A cough means TB, HIV/AIDS, Pneumocystis pneumonia, lung collapse, death. Fever means sepsis, shock, multiple organ dysfunction, delirium, death.
And a beautiful smile might mean tics, risus sardonicus, tetanus, Angelman syndrome, Huntington's, extrapyramidal side effects, facial nerve palsy, brain damage, and of course, death.
+ Eammon Wright I worked in customer support of a multimedia outlet store for about a year and a half. I have a few of those stories that make you facepalm. Mostly just people being ignorant or downright stupid. A few examples: 'My camera doesn't work.' No, they tend to not work unless you put the batteries in. 'My phone just died on me.' Turns out, it just needed to be recharged. 'My phone doesn't work.' You see this button up here? This is what you'll want to press to fix that. We call that 'turning it on.' Or an actual story. A mother comes in and, without saying hi or greeting me or anything of the sort, she blurts out: 'My son is watching porn online.' So I say: 'Bring in his system and I'll reconfigure his router with a parental block so he can't access those sites anymore.' To which she said: 'But then how am I supposed to watch mine?' I wish I could say I had a witty retort to that, but I didn't. I tried to explain to her how to do it herself, but I could tell that was a lost cause. She didn't understand a word I said.
maciejl20 Actually, I don't know. I saw him in many roles before House and he always looked young, with or without beard. There was an episode in House MD when Greg shaved and yet he was looking awesome. It was years later, after his role as House, that Hugh started to age and actually look much older. But idk man, maybe that's just my opinion.
1:37 *holds down guy seizing* I love it when medical shows make amateur mistakes like that. I also like when they defib someone with no rhythm, also comical.
Sandouras this episode took me completely by surprise. In the sense that i thought it would turn house more softer side he would show his McDreamy side but no, he didn't know his way to help her. Sure he did show his human side but in a different way than I thought. Like he would be totally caring and sweet but no. He sure challenged her and asked her why did he chose her but its just i expected a different turn. That's the great thing about House, it always surprises you, you don't really never know he is gonna react. Anyway to happire stuff i love the clinic moments they are mostly the funniest parts
rasper dan it was :One Day One Room, if im not mistaken it was right after the end of the Tritter Arc. It was the episode he came back to work after he spent one night in Jail or maybe one episode later.
Umm yeah... that or maybe not cause a seizure in the first place. You seem to be under the misconception that the show is presenting House's behaviour as good.
Umm yeah... that or maybe not cause a seizure in the first place. You seem to be under the misconception that the show is presenting House's behaviour as good.
House using a way too low frequency to trigger anything remotely resembling a seizure, Wilson actually trying to hold a patient down who is having a (completely illogical) seizure ... God, the medical brilliance.
The main story for the episode that had the the funny scenes where House is asking patients to diagnosis themselves and asking how they don't know about condoms, was one of the best written episodes