Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson. Epic Rap Battles of History 

Because in real life Hamilton and his wife were big slave owners, Douglas would whoop their arses.

@@lucascurio8345 that's a #bruhmoment if I do say so myself

​@@lucascurio8345 Douglas won't even need something like that since Hamilton destroyed his own reputation which prevented him from ever becoming president. Got this from Wikipedia: Hamilton is not known to have ever owned slaves, although members of his family were slave owners. At the time of her death, Hamilton's mother owned two slaves named Christian and Ajax, and she had written a will leaving them to her sons; however, due to their illegitimacy, Hamilton and his brother were held ineligible to inherit her property, and never took ownership of the slaves. Later, as a youth in St. Croix, Hamilton worked for a company trading in commodities that included slaves. During his career, Hamilton did occasionally purchase or sell slaves for others as their legal representative, and one of Hamilton's grandsons interpreted some of these journal entries as being purchases for himself. By the time of Hamilton's early participation in the American Revolution, his abolitionist sensibilities had become evident. Hamilton was active during the Revolution in trying to raise black troops for the army, with the promise of freedom. In the 1780s and 1790s, he generally opposed pro-slavery southern interests, which he saw as hypocritical to the values of the American Revolution. In 1785, he joined his close associate John Jay in founding the New-York Society for Promoting the Manumission of Slaves, and Protecting Such of Them as Have Been, or May be Liberated, the main anti-slavery organization in New York. The society successfully promoted the abolition of the international slave trade in New York City and passed a state law to end slavery in New York through a decades-long process of emancipation, with a final end to slavery in the state on July 4, 1827. At a time when most white leaders doubted the capacity of blacks, Hamilton believed slavery was morally wrong and wrote that "their natural faculties are as good as ours." Unlike contemporaries such as Jefferson, who considered the removal of freed slaves (to a western territory, the West Indies, or Africa) to be essential to any plan for emancipation, Hamilton pressed for emancipation with no such provisions. Hamilton and other Federalists supported Toussaint Louverture's revolution against France in Haiti, which had originated as a slave revolt. Hamilton's suggestions helped shape the Haitian constitution. In 1804 when Haiti became the Western Hemisphere's first independent state with a majority of the population being black, Hamilton urged closer economic and diplomatic ties.

jp3813 holy shit nice paragraph dude

@@lucascurio8345 It ain't mine. lol

He was born in the 19th century…

@@cortes2j yes, you're right. Thats my mistake

@@nicolasdiaz1542 Its not like there was a more photogenic or photographed person in the 18th century so you are fine.

How many people from the 19th century can you look at their photos, and they have a style that would not be completely out of place even today. Ahead of his time in so many ways.... even fashion! I do wish that somewhere in this rap battle were his words to the youth in his own Time.. Agitate, agitate, agitate! Which I personally think is great advice! Yet another reason this man was so far ahead of his time.

@@MichellePaulette79 about four…

YOO YOU GOT A HEART CONGRATS

@@GoingToAFuneral honestly I wasn't anticipating it Really threw me off guard when I saw it in my notifications Much love to the boys behind erb

@@minecraftsteve2504they really are good guys ngl.

you didn't even get the quote right with the video right in front of you

Ggs

Bro actually got a heart after 6 years, thats an actual legendary move from ERB

It sure is

> That is real dedication. HEADS FOR RACIST TAILS FOR SLAVE PLANTATION

They do things like this in every rap. Theres always eye candy and small things you can spot in the background. You can tell they love their craft

@@clickthisforawsomnes And we love 'em too!

Clever line

Even better when you realize that Fredrick Douglas lived long enough to see the invention of the telephone.

I’m happy I was the guy to provide you with 1k, cause I agreeeeeee

Also made sure former president Jefferson was finished with his rap

@@lokitmg4123 can't be tamed bros

I mean it's a slave owner vs a former slave. Considering how stuff was back then and all he went through, I feel like he has a right to be pissed.

ikr, has to be too, with their parody on NWA, nigga does have an attitude

Rohunt Yeah it's great acting on this guy's part

Tad Strange is that a gravity falls character I see????

There is nothing more powerful than righteous fury.

Here to add on it's called "What, to a slave, is the 4th of July?"

It’s also taking a shot at Jefferson who had 6 babies with his slave only 4 survived she had a choice though to be free in France or return to America with Jefferson she chose to go with him as long as long as her children would become free when they turn 21 which Jefferson never did until he died on the 4th of July 1826

'... But what does it mean to this guy... ' well, CTFD. Doesn't it stand to reason that speeches like the one you refer to are meant to set the frame work in the mind of people of that time? Instant gratification of fast societal change is not a reasonable expectation. Change is slow. Speeches are made to inspire thought and debate.

@@dilloncasey1194 I mean, not really unexpected the 2 out of 6 babies die. I would even go as far an claim thats a pretty good ratio for the time

To be fair. Stayed on the plantation has a real meaning for cowards.

The first verse was fantastic. It’s just that he’s fighting THE Black Abolitionist. So Jefferson was set up to get dunked on.

@@philiphockenbury6563Agreed. Imagine if it was Thomas Jefferson vs John Adams or something like that, they ultimately were friends but disagreed on a many great things. I think Lloyd could’ve played a great Adams in my opinion.

They had to give Jefferson an opponent he basically couldnt beat, because if it was literally anyone else he wouldve fucking crushed them. He just did too much to not clown on anyone except for the dude who was a slave, got free and became a famous Abolitionist

In almost any other context, Jefferson's first verse would have ended the whole battle. Almost nobody can stand up to the things he accomplished in his life. ...but across from him is one of the only people with the knowledge, the know-how and the credentials to do just that.

@UmbreonMessiah it's basically impossible to beat Douglass because of what he did with his life. Beyond making fun of his looks and calling him basically a narcissist (both of which Jefferson does) there isn't anything else you can touch. You could probably put anyone against Douglass and the result would be a loss

epiphany you got likes thought I'd tell you

aaron bacchus i know that

I hate that I didn't get that until I saw this

@@michaelgiffen7541 same lmao

I was in the shower when I realized that was a pun....

That whole concluding verse of his accomplishments followed by “the fuck’d you do?” is so powerful

@@caden7745 Agreed.

@@caden7745 Its a battle, Jefferson's remarks amounted to "Im gonna brag about everything I've done" and "You look silly" ,and then apologizing his entire second verse, you're crazy to think he took this. Douglas threw everything he said back in his face, called him not only a racist, but a gigantic hypocrite whose greatest accomplishments ring hollow because he didnt back it up with his actions,

@@caden7745 Douglass second verse completely and utterly destroyed Jefferson no doubt

IsaTehGothicMando yeah but I think Noah is appreciating what the creators gave Jefferson. Given his insults must have been limited, similar to hulk vs jenner

Yes it's top tier shit until it went full on pander to public education white guilt It really shows the lack of education in America I bet most Americans think the Civil War was about slavery as well

@Nemesis Hi! What is the difference?

@@sylvietapos807 B is below S and A

I hate your opinion. it's D for me. Douglass had the worst flow in the entirety of ERB history. He had to say every screwed up thing about Jefferson. The disses were barely hard hitting

@@MessiNotPessi that’s kinda what the guy said in the erb ranking video The guy who put Gordon Ramsey vs Julia Child in D tier

thanks, I somehow never caught that

“How dare you adress moi, you adolescent worm.”

@@IsaaacWithThreeA Damn it I read it and instead of reading it mentally with a normal voice instead in my head I read it as though I mentally sounded like Napoleon Bonaparte.

@@CA.papaBear This bastard’s about to see how bad a battle can be.

Finally someone who saw it.

It is possibly his best speech ever.

@@neilpemberton5523 It's such fire

DAMNNN

Ironically, in that speech he actually quotes Jefferson decrying the evil of slavery

Well seems like we have that same issue today with BLM.

400 likes to the Meme Master!

“And ‘we the people’ stopped meaning ‘we the people…who are white’ “

0:18 "I'm endowed with certain unalienable skills"

@@janverfaillie8943 bro dug his own grave in one his first verses

Dude just burned him at the stake like the Roman’s did to the Catholics.

First and only time in an ERB. Feels wrong.

@@Hokum6 I think he should've been like "yeah I did that so what", even though he wasn't really like that irl I guess.

@@luckii.__17 The problem is he basically cant attack Frederick Douglass on anything besides what he did in the first verse. Douglass is like the ultimate rap battle trump card because you cant really make fun of the guy who spent his whole life talking about how bad slavery was. Had Jefferson had literally anyone else as an opponent he would win easily

@@luckii.__17 too bad he was rapping agains Douglass of all people cause if he said that, it would just make things worse for him

I feel like Jefferson would agree.

An asterisk meaning what? I thought that line was left vague so the viewer could add their own meaning to the meaninglessness, like Kanye lyrics.

@@HookCamper that Jefferson, despite all his high minded ideals of freedom, was a slave-owner. So I thought the line was pretty straight forward.

@@HookCamper asterisks in writing usually mean that there are caveats or more context to add to the situation

Another reason why the current education system is whack.

@@gunargundarson1626 yee yee

@@gunargundarson1626 hee hee

No Lollygagging the system WACK, the teachers WACK, the school WACK, the textbooks WACK

Yosuru Shi it doesn’t, the school system just forces it on you for a semester. Because the schools are dumb

Because his family to this day refuses to talk about it

THERE'S TOO MUCH WORDPLAY!!!!!!!!!!

Because he said it to fast and it didn't really connect or rhyme with the previous sentence.

Because he raped and impregnated a slave woman

@@elaovi in some ways, he and Hemmings lived like a married couple, and when she was given her freedom by the French (before they had had children) she chose to go back to Virginia with him, which meant going back into slavery. This is NOT a defense of Jefferson. The fact that he could still participate in the institution of slavery while in that kind of relationship with a black woman makes him (in a way) more monstrous than someone who saw slaves as little different from livestock. He knew these were people, no different than him, and he did what he did anyway.

THE WAY HE SAID IT SEALS IT

I don’t get it still

@@jackscliparchives1080 In sports, they will often put someone as a record holder but add an asterisk saying there was some issue (game called early or something). He's saying "you were great, but there were issues so important that when anyone mentions how great you were, this stain on your record will always be mentioned".

@@markbrehob5592 The line sucks

@@jackscliparchives1080 i dont think you get how amazing it is

Thomas is a savage

The Simpsons already taught us that.

They don't call it Epic Rap Battles of HISTORY for nothing.

Damn boi

Saber Cat I don’t get that line

"I'll never work for your ass, but I'll kick it for free". Dunno if that's very polite to be honest. :P

"A brainy mofo hear to diss you" I dunno about polite

Jefferson was best and Nic est tho

Although

Jef wasn't nicest on first

The DonutQueen “this ain’t Louisiana I aint buying it” I LAUGHED SO HARD IN HISTORY

The DonutQueen it is sweet 🍀🌏💜

Fredrick Went IceCube

I thought that was Ben Franklin

Yh well it didn't mention Alexander Hamilton who was actually one of the main people in the American revolution doo...

1, 2, 3, that seems right

@@Clangdon0148 that’s not a question

Ocd has been satisfied* ...... For now*

Another fun little fact, the “not to mention” pet is because it isn’t listed on his tombstone that he was president of the United States. Wack.

And chronological

Mine too. It’s just so perfect and true.

@MasteroMatter Yep you are right

To be fair he lived in a time when having money meant being able to vote and he was not some kind of dictator who could have easily changed stuff. To be able to change anything for the better on any issue he needed to have money.

I agree. Jefferson and Douglas were both epic and this battle was weak. People have such a blinded view of history. They were both based AF

Jefferson was tortured over this, he argued for freeing American slaves most of his life, tried to outlaw slavery in VA and wanted to include a condemnation of slavery in the declaration but the founders thought it would isolate the southern colonies. I've never figured out exactly why he didn't free his slaves when he died, but I think he was in debt and was using the slaves as collateral. I may be wrong about that but everytime I try to look it up I get conflicting answers.

Ok groomer

and "Leon Black" from Curb Your Enthusiasm

I thought he looked familiar

Oh yeah he’s that witches guy

He's also the barber in Everybody Hates Chris.

This. This right fucking here. This made my week.

Hmm. Harriet Tubman?

ye, but he still won.

he still kicked ass tho, but we are not allowed to say it because it would be "racist" to say thomas won

Zero Your victim narrative is funny, it’s a matter of opinion of who won my dude.

@@christopherjustice6411 victim narrative is frederick whole rap...

Right lol

OMG I NEVER REALIZED THAT

Hidden fact

I realized that after like 30 watches of this rap. That is embarrassing.

I just now realized this. At first I didn't get the reference but now that we're learning about this in history I actually understand.

You mean tell us he taught himself to read? He covered that.

He didn't need to talk about himself to complete dismantle Jefferson by targeting his cognitive dissonance.

That was the weakest line tbh, "oh you got your fucking face on a mountain, but I got the cool photos"

@@loveleonk No, no I don't think they will. Unless the regressive left keeps pushing identity politics.

@@kanoy7817 if identity politics turns you into a racist, you were already a racist.

For me it's always the run up and finale of the line "you couldn't whip a fifth of me, man!"

more like "damn how do i get out of this??" XD

Oppenheimer had the same exact expressions yet he still managed to say “fuck this guilt trip, this is a god damn rap battle”

Had to re watch and focus on them but yeah they were great lmao.

Not about every thing. He was kinda wrong on some so

I think it was more like "Is that even English?"

took way too long for me to find this comment

One of the hardest lines that gets so little attention. It was so fucking good

Tbh after rewatching this it feels one sided like with the hulk

"you let freedom ring but never picked up the phone" boy he DEAD dead

@@ShrodingersCatgirl What does this line mean

😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

Ouuff 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Ayo lol

Take my like sir

@@mapalotutula2015 My thoughts exactly.

I would have never caught that

How did it take you this long 😂😂

"Aw Frederick , I've never heard a verse I dug less" (Douglas) Word play on 100!

Also “This ain’t Louisiana man, I ain’t buying it.” I think we all know what purchases Jefferson made

Oh. Mah. Gawd. I have watched this several times and never realised 😀

Fuck yeah, the rhymes are sick

The line "You let freedom ring but never picked up the phone" Damn

Emma B yeah the beat is great. I'm a producer and I pay attention to that lol

same

Emma B

The only character in ERB to ever have to apologize to his opponent in the middle of a rap battle, only to have that apology denied and be told to fuck off. /// Respect Pick one, it can't be both.

@@menthols4625 I am speaking to the fact that most writers of something like this today have ran to ignoring any of the good Jefferson did; and only see racist. Just read the comments, you will see consensus is that the stamp of racist is so big nothing else matters. Here Jefferson actually managed to dig himself out of that most dangerous brand. Douglass's retort was fair, it is the only truly fair criticism of Jefferson, that if he genuinely loved the slave girl who he was in a relationship with, why not take any steps to free her or move her to freedom? I will give you that his second verse had no attacks back, only a masterful knock down of the racist brand, is the one big negative of this video. Being branded racist is a death blow in today's political climate, so that they managed to have Jefferson brush that off and still walking away looking great, is respect for the man.

Why shouldn't being a racist be a death brand? You can hate someone while still appreciating their work and efforts. Should a serial killer get a lighter sentence just because they made a nice painting or invented something? The answer is no.

@@trinwheeler4639 your comparing hating a race to literally murdering several people brutally, both are bad, sure, but just being racist pales in comparison to the shit serial killers do

@@thehaloscrolls391 Social death brand, dumb ass. You know, strip racists of their achievements and prestige just like they've done to people of color for millenia.

Makes me kinda wish Colonial rap was a thing

+Talon Marshall I suggest listening to Hamilton the Musical

+Talon Marshall lol

I loved it, and the Douglas bass line was fantastic.

I do

This is the parental dagger to the heart line.

@@function0077 true

He would’ve won if Fred didn’t make it about race. All Jefferson did was defend himself

@@CourtlandLess Freddy D didn't make it about race, he just pointed out Jefferson's actions or lack thereof.

you're surprised the frederick douglass, someone who is best known for being a former slave and abolitionist, who was *a slave in jefferson's lifetime*, would comment about slavery? To thomas jefferson? 'make it about race' my ass lol. this couldn't be about anything else.@@CourtlandLess

@@StrangeworldEUYeah white racists really don't want to think about their racism so whenever the topic is brought up in any context it's "inserting race into it" lol

tell us that you're a racist without telling us you are racist@@CourtlandLess

Oooooh yeah!

Except that's not at all what the three-fifths compromise meant. The real Frederick Douglass would have known that.

@@loqutor I mean, the ⅗ compromise did have to do with a slave's value, and I think they were trying to reference it's existence, not define it.

@@lachlanwashere1279 The slave owners wanted their slaves to count as one person for voting rights and for more power. The compromise was to keep the slave owning democrat from gaining more voting power.

It should have been “no compromise, you couldn’t whip three-fifths of me man”

Paul Pardee suffer I made it uneven

900th like

Paul Pardee I really liked that line

I liked the other one. "When we the people stopped meaning we the people who are white." That one really struck me.

*unalienable

Chancellor Palpatine atlanta compromise? what does the other part mean 😬

@@Sara-xr9ph nigga when he said whip a fith of me man, he meant the three fith compromise dawg

@@Sara-xr9ph it's based off of the 3/5 compromise. It was a compromise in the Constitutional convention. It was were southerners wanted slaves to count as "people" in their population so they can evenly proportion out Representatives, elector votes, etc. If that makes any sense.

And you can interpret it as "whooping" as in slave beating

Are we still using that 3/5ths lie? No where does it single out blacks or any other peoples group. It states those not freemen. That would include the irish indentured servants. And if a black man was free in the north he would be counted as a full person. The intent was to reduce the political power of the slave states so we could end slavery by passing a law instead of a war. The counting as 3/5 a man was not for their vote but as count for population for how many repesentitives a state got to send to congress. So if you wanted to end slavery you wanted the cslaves to not count at all! If you are a slave owner you wanted the slaves to count as a full person. Read the actual amendment and think. Don't just repeat your ignorant racial studies prof.

True

Well said.

@@PsychCaptain Naw douglass was being a bit too cocky and using his race to his advantage. If this wasn’t on youtube, a leftist organization, Jefferson would’ve won.

@@angelfloress5063 RU-vid isn't an organization, it's a public forum.

@@michaelmooney1914 Yes it is.

Yeah. Very much an underrated opening in context by Douglas.

Jefferson doesn’t have any disses in most of his first verse and none in his second xd

not really no, but ok

@@MintyCoffee he kinda does

He had the balls to stop Jeffersons flow instead of just turning it around

Nah, wasn't that great. Jefferson's first verse was fire

@@ditw_music you would be a dummy if you think jefferson won

@@MohamedAli-nf1rp Douglass won is so obvious 👏👏

@@mariaesthervillanueva729 ik

To be honest, Douglass was spitting so much fire that by the end of the battle, Jefferson should have been sweating worse than Douglas’ people, cello or no.

Property doesn't have rights.

@Kacper he's a salty confederate I assume

@@sayaksen7545 possible so, but he had a bit of a point, befire 1865, slaves were considered property (by some) and it is correct to say that property doesn't have right. technically it is correct, even if treating people as property is anything but correct

@@ssj2camaro21 kay why ess

Apart from the 13th just means that in order to have slaves, they need to be arrested first. Why do you think arrest rates are so high in America, especially of the black folks; or why America has one of the highest % of incarcerated people in the world? the 13th protects slavery - just in a hidden way.

Thank you for pointing that out, I didn't see it earlier.

It's been pointed out many times. It's buried with the old comments

Because most people are sucking off Frederick Douglass’ verses. I actually think this battle was a tie, but it seems like I’m in the minority.

@@bungiesblueflames in my opinion both of their rhymes were good but Thomas didn't diss Fredrick enough when Fredrick was dissing him. Thomas spent his whole second round explaining.

@@penguino2409 sure Jefferson was explaining, but his explanation was pretty much invalidating Douglas’ first verse, so I liked it.

the straight outta compton reference is from the music video for the song not the movie, everything else is great tho

Thanks

E

Cheers bro, I'll drink to that!

Rock And Roll Guru I concur

How original.

@@kfg452 I agree but whatever

What about Thomas Jeffersons.Stone face?

It is referencing the Three Fifths Compromise?

@@xavierstanton8146 Yes it is

Except that's not how the three-fifths compromise worked.

no

Google User ok simp

*STRAIGHT OUTTA BONDAGE*

I need this on shirt

Add the STRAIGHT OUTTA BONDAGE, I'm surprised more people aren't talking about this homage line.

Yeah, although Thomas could've just not acknowledged it and continued like most tend to do when their opponent brings up a mistake they can't deny, Thomas wanted to address his accusations. I think that says a bit about him as well, but then again, so does his actions

@@SkiggsMoDiggs Jefferson was well aware of his own hypocrisy on slavery. In "Notes on the State of Virginia" he said "Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep forever: that considering numbers, nature and natural means only, a revolution of the wheel of fortune, an exchange of situation, is among possible events: that it may become probable by supernatural interference! The Almighty has no attribute which can take side with us in such a contest."

@@JB-gw7xf Damn that boy could write.

yep nothing like shoving white guilt down the viewer throat

Yes that was very well played, but all of these epicrapbattles usually are

good one want see it.

Yes! I wanna see that

Gabe Newell (valve)vs Yves Guillemot(Ubisoft)

I would love to see that!

ooooh yes I would to see that

PLSS @ERB

YES!

Holy crap! BEST IDEA EVER!!!

It's a crime that that hasn't happend yet.

Probably the best idea I ever heard.

I mean, he makes a better argument than most

i mean but he was being legit, he was actually explaining shit, he wasn't just deflecting with vague ideas. it's really not that genius.

It makes Jefferson look better because pretty much any president before Abe would have just been like, “lol don’t care you’re black”

Certainly what the real Jefferson would have tried to do

@@bijuutamer729 abe was basically the same way. All the freed slaves would have been forcibly repatriated if he hadn't been killed. Abe dislikes slavery, but people forget that is not what the war was about. Abe made it about that, after the fact and at a point the north was in trouble, to Garner support, rally people and to further demonize an enemy. They were just tools, as always in history.

F. D. Killed with the whole song

What does it mean???

tristan howard Asterisks mean that there’s more information than provided on the topic it’s next to. F.D’s saying Thomas shouldn’t just be known for his positive actions but also his negatives

MULTIplayerRK Media ohh I figured as much

MULTIplayerRK Media thanks bri

Don’t worry, he’ll be back

Alexander Hamilton vs Aaron Burr/ King George?

Kaiser Lex Alagao we NEED a Hamilton rap battle. Desperately.

Winner: The Swivel Chair

Hotel? Trivago.

Major Spook they stacked the battle, which is fine since it was straight fire

I think that's what makes this battle so interesting. Jefferson brought in a clean-cut brag-rap, that against anyone else would have caused a stalemate. Like Shaka Zulu's opener against Julius Caesar. And then comes in Douglas. Instead of trying to out-brag Jefferson, he picks up Jefferson's own ego trip and hits him with his own flaws. That also helps to make his point; Because Jefferson was a great man, he isn't even trying to outdo him, but he also was a very flawed figure, which is what Douglas has an issue with.

@@diegomontesleon136 Lol Shaka got destroyed by Caesar. His best diss was about Caesar being stabbed by friends, while Shaka himself was stabbed by his own family. Lol.

If it was even it would have been Jefferson all the way. But Jefferson only had one verse. Jeffersons second verse was just him apologizing for his flaws I don't think that Douglass had bad raps. I was saying it's not as good as Jeffersons bars. I would put Jeffersons first verse with the likes of the fathers of the Renaissance. Almost unmatched like the top comment said. But Douglass steamrolled Jefferson like James bond did. He didn't let Jefferson get words in and you can tell Jeff want to say stuff

I agree

Here I am again a year later and rereading this comment at 2:08AM. Life is better at least.

The little details 😂

The 3/5th compromise reference😌

on point!

And there is idoits in the comment section who dont get the disses lmfao.

I'm astounded that so many people don't understand basic references

What

Verse I Dug less. Meaning he didn't like the verse. Dug less or Douglass. sound the same.

Dude, I literally commented the same thing 3 weeks ago lol. We both think alike.

***** lol

You just pointed out a whole extra curve ball to this epic edition XD

They've used Doc Brown already.

Already used Doc Brown sadly

So long as they re-use with a different context or focal point it should work out. I'd like to see Rick & Morty VS Marty McFly (...or Mr.Peabody & Sherman?)

+Jesus Aguirre actually three times

Even better, Rick and Morty vs Mulder and Scully

this mw right now

BIG HAIR BIG NUTS BIG ISSUES

THERE'S A REAL DECLARATION HEADS FOR RASIST TAILS FOR A SLAVE PLANTATION

YOU'RE A SOFT, WHITE MONTICELLO MARSHMALLOW

WATCHING MY PEOPLE SWEAT WHILE YOU SAT PLAYING CELLO- HELLO

July 4, 1826, fifty years after the Declaration Of Independence was signed. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams former presidents and bitter rivals died within hours of each other. Jefferson was gone at about 1PM, Adams passed after 4PM.

JackPot YESSS

Get the guy who played Che Guevara in their recent rap battle to play Jon Snow.

Ooooooor Just Lin-Manuel Miranda vs Alexander Hamilton with Lin as a guest would be lit 🔥

William the conqueror jumps in and slaughters them both

Lin would LOVE to do this, oh my god