Front Desk Employee Testifies on Penthouse Incident (Makes Johnny Laugh) 

Best door man ever. Didn’t see nothing, didn’t hear nothing, don’t know nothing.

I love that he was like “to be honest, I didn’t review the papers. I’m done with this. This was too many years ago. People have lives to live”

He did nothing wrong, well, other than testifying in a court deposition in a car, vaping while testifying, driving off while still being cross-examined, not using a seat belt while driving and talking on a zoom call while driving. I think everyone loved him, except Amber.

This Gentleman is an example of a great witness. No fame, no agenda, not after money, no Hollywood ego. A decent man - All done from his car on an iPhone. Welcome to the real world, divas! What’s sad is some of these Hollywood idiots probably wouldn’t give him a second look at the Front of House.

This guy made court history! In his car, smoking, whilst testifying in court! L E G E N D

Does she honestly expect a security guard to remember if a resident not close to him wore foundation/concealer/blush on a day 5 years ago? Let alone even know the distinction between those makeup products? This is such waste of everyone's time, I feel this poor dude's frustration..

This guy deserves to be manager. You will never get an insider info out of him even under torture

Poor guy never heard of so many makeup products in his entire life until this testimony.

This man doing the deposition is a everyday person. He doesn't have time for this nonsense. He works for an hourly wage. He has other things to do.

Over three hours of deposition and he had to go to work after this. This man is a responsible employee. He drives away while still being questioned, because he doesn't want to be late for work. Give him a raise.

this man must be protected at all costs.

He was the most refreshingly honest and real witness throughout the entire trial- and the guy from TMZ.

This is a good witness. He seems extremely honest. He doesn’t look like someone who gives a crap about what anyone else thinks

This is a working man. He doesn't give two sh!ts about any of this. He's got his own life to be concerned about.

Why did they even get him as a witness? They are just burning their time up. This poor guy!! This attorney asks the dumbest questions!

This dude needs a youtube channel where he reviews things very honestly.

"Everybody's got problems.. and I.. don't want to deal with them no more" 🥺🥺🥺 someone give this man a hug and a raise

21:08 The complete story. 22:34 I don't want do it more. 26:17 he don't care, chosing vape 31:11 vaping. 31:37 I dont remember what i had for breakfast. 34:36 star driving. All this in one of the most famous trails in the world. Internet legend.

Oh my gosh, isn’t there a law against lawyers torturing a witness by asking the same question over and over and over again??? Madre mía!!!!!

True definition of a man who mind his own business.

“You can cover the bruise, but not the swelling.” He said what he said lady.

God bless this poor dude dealing with all of the idiotic questions.

This guy is gold! Talking and vaping and driving and giving a testimony at smartphone at the same time and all on high-level entertainment! Viva Alejandro!😃

"I'm over this, we all have problems going on in our lives." 👏

There’s nothing better than seeing Johnny smile. This dude made his day

Can’t help but love this guy. He has no reason to lie. He doesn’t care either way. He’s telling the truth. That lawyer is ridiculous. She’s so irritating!

Love this guy. He's just truthful - doesn't matter which side is asking him the question - he's just truthful. And I loved how he was rolling his eyes and expressing feeling frustrated at Amber's absurd question about the scratch marks four inches above ground level and thinking someone had tried to break in. "It was a dog! Your dog wanted to get through the door!" Oh, I wish he had actually told her that! Would've been hilarious. Anyway, he's great!

I am not a legal expert... But can someone tell me why we can't get AH's make up artists to testify if they remember they saw her bruises and tried to help her cover up her bruises. And if AH says she did her own make-up, then ask her to demonstrate her make up skill on someone who has bruises and swelling. Doesn't that make more sense? Why does the court system make it so much harder for the truth to come out?

This front desk guy is a LEGEND. You can tell he was truthful and stressed out, he had to vape to calm his nerves.

Alejandro is actually displaying totally normal behaviour by displaying his frustrations about this ridiculous trail and the disgusting lawyers.

When he talked about the door having scratches and them thinking it was a break in but it was the freaking dogs they locked out trying to get in had me in stitches. I can just imagine this poor guy trying to explain it them lmao. 💀

This is a hard working Hispanic man. I'm Hispanic and I can honestly say that these men don't go to work to look at what people are wearing or what the makeup or hair looks like. One thing though, a Hispanic man will absolutely notice any bruising on a woman and especially on her face. Hispanic men are VERY protective of women, whether it's their woman (relative or otherwise) or not. He would've definitely noticed if she had even the smallest mark on her face.

Mr. Romero is all of us when we are ever pulled into court as it's interrupting our daily lives.... LOVE this man!

Most of these questions were such a huge waste of time. “Did you notice if she was wearing any makeup?” Would have probably been sufficient without asking him about every single product a woman could possibly be wearing 🙄

Guy is driving without a seatbelt, vaping and testyfing, doesn't give a f*** about whole trial! Love this dude x

That guy was straight up honestly saying that he didn't see any injuries on her face. And he is right, if he had seen any injuries or any bruises it would've got noticed and he would have remembered it for long time. But the way that lawyer was trying to twist his words. It's crazy.

This guy totally deserves a raise. He wasn’t about to fold under ridiculous, inane, battering from defense council.

This guy should get hired in all of future Johnny Depp films with role in each one that is the guy who just nonchalantly tells the truth and keeps driving.

This man came across as a completely honest and authentic gentleman He must have thought it ridiculous that he was being questioned repeatedly over things that are meaningless to him, not because he isn't aware of how important this is to a couple of extremely wealthy actors, but because he honestly just didn't care and is more concerned with being an honest guy that does his job as best he can. Additionally, he is smart enough to observe by those he meets on a routine basis that a lot of money and property doesn't necessarily mean a happier, better life. Loved his description of having to deal with the absurd notion that something scratching a door from four inches off the ground would be a threat to the tenants.. He seems like a total sweetheart and somebody involved in this case might want to thank him in person at some point.

He's the GOAT!! Best witness whole trial! He's said.... "I just want to be done with this..." 🤣

"Makeup can cover bruises but it cannot cover the swelling" Extremely good remark. Indeed, even with pimples, you can cover the discoloration of the skin but you cannot cover the size nor the shape and texture of a pimple 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

He is so honest. He doesn't wanna do this anymore. He is likeable , straightforward and honest. Very credible. Just an ordinary guy that wants to go on about his daily work routine. They are disturbing his peace. You can see he is a peaceful person.

The best witness ever. I love this guy. He is honest and gives us a comedic break in the midst of this.

"That was a dog!" that's gotta be the funniest thing I've heard all year.

I can't even remember what I wore yesterday, and this lady expects a front desk employee to remember what someone else was wearing 5 years ago? That's insane.

The judge took her glasses off and contemplated her life decisions, wishing she could hit that vape too 🤣 this trial is so ridiculous

This guy cracks me up. Us Hispanics are too much lmao this is literally all of us during an interview with the law. I was getting ready for him to break out a modelo next 🤣 Someone give this man a raise jesus!

This man is Pure Gold. I love him so much! He's got me rolling when he talks about the dog scratching the door, I haven't even gotten to the vaping! it's better than watching a scripted comedy! 😂 Not to mention his patience!!

This guy's like literally skipping a RU-vid ad/survey. He just wants to get through his day. Come on, give the guy a break!

He just fking left, just drove away after 30 minutes of being asked about shades of makeup. What a legend :))

This is the best part of the entire case so far. “I just dont want to deal with this no more” perfection.

and this is what a completely honest person looks like in real life. and his body language says it all

Our king Mr. Romero 🤴I loved his testimony, he was chill Vaping and talking. Towards the end he was so full of this lawyer and decided to start driving away lmao 😆 what a legend. I don’t blame him this lawyer drove me nuts too!!! Johnny for the win ❤️

legend has it this man is still saying "NOPE"

This guy deserves a raise! I say this bc he was so patient and honest.

This is just embarrassing to watch, not for Johnny, but for Amber and her lawyers, it’s just ridiculous… PLEAS JUST STOP 😂🤣

This Man is a likable guy, He needs his own show. Amber's lawyer is garbage.

This lawyer asks the stupidest questions 😳. I love this guy. 😀

This lawyer really knows how to go deep down a dead end.

You see Johnny is respectful to everyone no matter of their status...that is class. Johnny is feeling bad that the poor guy is being barraged by this lawyer.

He’s a saint, literally. Can you imagine what it must be like having to deal with all these rich, entitled, privileged people all day long? Yikes.

See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil. This dude was the coolest witness ever 😆

Perfect witness. Just the facts... I bet he's on speed dial for celebrities now.

These 1500$/hr lawyers are bleeding the clock. He clearly isn't a first hand witness. Total waste of everyone's time and money.

This is crazy. How many times does this guy have to repeat he didn’t see any swelling, bruises or marks?! No wonder he’s over this. I’m over just listening to them ask him the same question over and over and over.

Wow that woman with her repeating questions just tortured that poor man

He's just got no time for this drama

There is no glory to have to torture this poor guy when nothing is nothing.

Although Mr. Romero is a character and seemed very genuine and honest.. when he said he was “tired of this trial and court”. Really made me feel bad. Amber has pulled so many people from their daily lives and thrown them in this pool of lies it’s sickening. I really felt bad for Mr. Romero, and many others involved.

Oh my GOD ! They are TORTURING him with the same question over and over AGAIN🤦🏻‍♀️🫣😂

dude straight up driving without a seatbelt while being recorded in court. What a legend lol

You can see this guy is such a gentle and honest soul. He's a peaceful person and the rich are disturbing his peace. Everyone has problems like he said 😂😂

he's face was like. Im so done with this

I feel like this guy needed a lawyer to object to these questions and say "objection, asked and answered!!"

She thinks this line of questioning is helping but she fails to realize that seeing someone, especially a celebrity, with a bruise on her face would be a stand out moment that a person would remember even if they had a bad memory for details.

Is the lawyer allowed to ask the same question 20 times??? Ugh, painful. This dude is awesome!

you can tell from Johnny's facial expression that he's worrying about the testimony in the same time you can see his kindness and appreciation for this guy testifying for him and he smiled from the bottom of his heart

The scary part is that there are alot dangerous women like Amber who are out there terrorizing men and haven’t been caught or called out. I hope more men come forward or leave these toxic situations 🤦🏾‍♀️.

This woman attorney would melt your brain with her voice

I love this guy. Everybody's got problems he don't wanna deal with them lol

She’s asking him about what type of makeup 💄 AH was wearing 🤣, ridiculous!.. men don’t notice that 🤣😂!.. very funny!

25:12 and Johnny's amusement at him speaking so genuinely is a delight

Awe, this guy, not only is he upfront and real but he's so innocent... not an ounce of malice or annoyance or sarcasm in him.

When you let the Homie testify 😂

A testimony of 3 hours to say and confirm multiple times that he didn't see anything unusual when he saw AH?! Poor man...

It must be hard to focus when he is driving. He must take his job serious enough to drive to work while he testifies in front of the world and in a trial full of rich and elite people. His kids know they have a dad that would not compromise the job that feeds his family. He is an awesome person in my book.

My favorite part was when he said "I don't remember. I don't even remember what I got for breakfast." This happened so long ago who would remember such small details? 😂 It was nice to see this man's answers put a smile on Johnny Depp's face.

I love how he started driving away.

I adore this man! He’s too funny without trying.

Ridiculous questions. I know she's probably trying to show his memory is faulty by asking about makeup and clothes etc but if something stands out about police or a disturbance of course someone will remember that

"I don't want to deal with this no more." In one sentence he expresses everyone's (but Amber's and her lawyers') feeling on this whole fiasco.

Him driving away at the end sent me over the edge. You can even tell the judge was trying not to crack up at the very end. 🤣🤣🤣

if homie doesnt know what clothes she was wearing, and SAYS HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT MAKEUP SHE WORE, why tf would he know if she wore blush or concealer or mascara, etc? this lady weird af.

This is a very smart doorman. He definitely knows that he knows nothing!!! 🤣😂

19:54 "you can cover up the bruising but you can't cover up the swelling" this man is a genius lmao

I think this gives the psychologist another point for credibility. His testimony supports the psychologist when she said she overexaggerates stuff.

This was the BEST testimony I’ve EVER seen!! 🤣🤣🤣

This guys is a legend.. the judge's reaction in the end sums it all..

This is such an uphill battle for this defense! No matter how many thousands of times they ask the same questions they just keep getting the same ol' answers, which they cannot make to fit their agenda.😆😄 Justice for Johnny!!!

This whole trial has been pretty amusing and really shows how ridiculous lawyers can be.....