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@phantom_beast09
@phantom_beast09 4 месяца назад
“She knows how to serve dinner” that one got me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@LBdreamin
@LBdreamin 4 месяца назад
Betty Crocker gonna like dem cakes
@alwayzchillin0714
@alwayzchillin0714 4 месяца назад
Like GYAAAT!😳👋
@kyleayer5805
@kyleayer5805 4 месяца назад
Cum to find this and what do you know… top comment 🎉
@jpotato8918
@jpotato8918 4 месяца назад
Great men think alike !🍻
@JBCPuppydaddy
@JBCPuppydaddy 4 месяца назад
Hell yeah man
@kingrad1033
@kingrad1033 4 месяца назад
"oh its a kissing party" got me dead 🤣🤣
@GavinEstes16
@GavinEstes16 4 месяца назад
0:36 Marines when they aren’t supervised lmao
@Sunbro_Joe
@Sunbro_Joe 4 месяца назад
"Ma'am, i'm gonna look after your son" fuckin killed me lmao 6:35
@JangersTheDog
@JangersTheDog 4 месяца назад
"You don't miss it until it's over" That fucking hits hard.
@Dh-hg5ym
@Dh-hg5ym 4 месяца назад
How i felt bout droppin outta hs
@aar5225
@aar5225 3 месяца назад
@@Dh-hg5ymnot too late to sign another 4 years contract ;)
@Tommy_TheG96
@Tommy_TheG96 3 месяца назад
Couldn’t have said it better , got out two months ago and it’s not the same
@anubispup4760
@anubispup4760 Месяц назад
Sounds like childhood.
@Dh-hg5ym
@Dh-hg5ym Месяц назад
@@aar5225 i cant sign up, pre existing ptsd is a no no🥲
@JulieParker-z4i
@JulieParker-z4i 4 месяца назад
Your honesty is refreshing,and funny
@kitkatdisney4025
@kitkatdisney4025 4 месяца назад
Marty Robbins goes hard AF ❤
@kylerummens5929
@kylerummens5929 4 месяца назад
Bruh that’s me!
@noah-y4h1z
@noah-y4h1z 3 месяца назад
@@kylerummens5929 lol awsome
@Woinger
@Woinger Месяц назад
“A big iron on his hip”
@BenedictMeatball
@BenedictMeatball 4 месяца назад
Old friend from highschool: “Hey man, how you been?” Me: *Pauses trying not to say gay* “Gay!”
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 26 дней назад
I went to school in the 90’s and that was our answer to everything
@trith72
@trith72 4 месяца назад
Nikko looking at that foot like "Yeah i did this before"....
@NeviQAdnariM
@NeviQAdnariM 4 месяца назад
I got out in 2016 and I still have to watch my humor around EVERYONE!
@anothernewaccount1657
@anothernewaccount1657 4 месяца назад
"We have to do vehicle inspections once a month." - LMAO not in the Air Force you don't!!! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAH!!!! Me: driving a Volkswagen Golf at 230km (around 150 mph) on the Autobahn as an A1C that was bought on the lemon lot and never inspected.
@SpeedyJoe.
@SpeedyJoe. 4 месяца назад
❤❤
@Gam3ZILLA
@Gam3ZILLA 4 месяца назад
not in Army aviation either, had one in three years
@dougcurb6645
@dougcurb6645 3 месяца назад
Not in the Navy either
@saplingthrasher23
@saplingthrasher23 3 месяца назад
We got inspected to get the military sticker for our windshield but that was it when I was at Ft. Bragg 88-92.
@TributesCarlson-im4be
@TributesCarlson-im4be 4 месяца назад
Always a good day when Nikko posts Not a good day for these people though 😂😂😂.
@AflacMan13
@AflacMan13 4 месяца назад
"Ever used a dead enemy's esophagus as a refueling nozzle for your Jerry Can's? It's the same shape and everything."
@jadedraney9097
@jadedraney9097 4 месяца назад
I may or may not be the marine at 6:23 Nikko 😂😂
@MizEcoRage
@MizEcoRage 13 часов назад
Thanks to your Mother 🎉
@OperatorDelta_19
@OperatorDelta_19 4 месяца назад
You know it’s a good day when Nikko posts
@gabriellabarhammusic
@gabriellabarhammusic 4 месяца назад
0:21 nikko just got flashbacks😂
@KimberVerity
@KimberVerity 4 месяца назад
10:21 nikkoooooo!!! I’m from Alaska!!! I still living here too. (Love the vids ❤️)
@mctigger1
@mctigger1 24 дня назад
I got my vehicle inspected once by the Squadron Duty Officer (USMC) and he said he was surprised my vehicle was squared away with how F’ed up I was. I said “Thank you, Sir”
@Poisedanubis85
@Poisedanubis85 3 месяца назад
BIG LOVE FROM THE UK NIKKO OUR COUNTRY NEEDS PATRIOTISM LIKE AMERICAS RIGHT NOW.
@joshv9139
@joshv9139 4 месяца назад
The clothing allowance broke me😂😂😂 That's so damn true
@helenmarydickenson3847
@helenmarydickenson3847 4 месяца назад
In NZ Army, vehicles were used to store sh*t from our rooms that we didn't want seen during barrack inspections. If you didn't have a car, then you would store crap in your buddies car. Nothing like a nice minimalist room for barrack inspections 😂
@skillfulwaffle6911
@skillfulwaffle6911 4 месяца назад
THE SEC FO GUY AT 8:07 WAS MY MTI IN BMT. TSGT GREEN WAS AWESOME. He told us about the tiktok and the story behind it, he broke the window like 15 minutes into trying to be good cop lol
@surfcirca
@surfcirca 4 месяца назад
Dude! when I hate being in the military, I watch your videos and remember why I love it! Thanks!
@the_night_vision_FBI969_gaming
@the_night_vision_FBI969_gaming 4 месяца назад
we had a guy come to the gate an completely went past security lets just say we had to use pew pews and then had to clean up
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 4 месяца назад
I live In Maryland and there was a guy who Took police on a high speed chase and then tried to go thru the gates at fort detrick and he was unalived by the gate guards like he wanted to
@KitannaEaston-xf7wn
@KitannaEaston-xf7wn 4 месяца назад
@@maryjane4432BROOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT I LIVE IN MARYLAND TOOOOOO THEY ON SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!
@AmericanIdiotPolitics
@AmericanIdiotPolitics 4 месяца назад
yall actually shot him? 💀💀💀
@SilentHotdog28
@SilentHotdog28 4 месяца назад
The military is waiting.....no begging for someone to fuck around......Because they are going to find out.
@Callsign_i_ate_a_F16
@Callsign_i_ate_a_F16 2 месяца назад
*crickets* “HOW MUCH?”😂😂😂😂😂
@dakotarunyan9962
@dakotarunyan9962 4 месяца назад
7:18 that's called child support.😂
@sebastiannegron79
@sebastiannegron79 4 месяца назад
Navy gets deployed for 6 months either in Europe or Asia like every 2 years.
@lukemorin6214
@lukemorin6214 2 месяца назад
The SF guy who smashed the window was a MTI at my basic training
@assassincos6608
@assassincos6608 4 месяца назад
10:22 Yepp, it’s pretty out here but you’re gonna freeze while you enjoy it lmfao
@MyDaily_Life_Chronicles
@MyDaily_Life_Chronicles 4 месяца назад
Nikko with a glock like "put down the 9 Jamal"😂
@danielwaters9
@danielwaters9 4 месяца назад
Oh so she knows how to serve dinner 🥰❣️🤣
@joshsmith6955
@joshsmith6955 4 месяца назад
A target package the second she said she was pregnant 😂😂 damn
@funrun07haan50
@funrun07haan50 4 месяца назад
Big iron thats a instant like
@StevesSimStation
@StevesSimStation 4 месяца назад
Wtf?? Vehicle inspections? Never once had that in the 9 years I was in!
@Benwut
@Benwut 4 месяца назад
Honestly bro, thanks so much for being so fucking funny. You were on god the only thing keeping me going through fucking exam week when I was at my lowest last monday through to today. Keep these vids coming dude.
@joshualight3818
@joshualight3818 4 месяца назад
Best POV inspection I ever had. I was on a 2001 Victory V92c, big loud purple motorcycle. NCO asked me to turn on my reverse lights.....
@Berm_Blaster
@Berm_Blaster 4 месяца назад
"ALWAYS TRACKINNN" Shane is hilarious. I miss his shorts while he was enlisted. I hope he's doing good I know he was struggling when he got out
@jessebell1930
@jessebell1930 4 месяца назад
"...she knows how to serve dinner let's go..."😂😂😂
@TK-3415
@TK-3415 4 месяца назад
This too good nikko is the funniest person on earth
@patrickellis7366
@patrickellis7366 4 месяца назад
i love "military humour" is literally just British humour. we gay with the bros from day 1
@jonathangouveia7650
@jonathangouveia7650 4 месяца назад
These sus videos are hilarious 🤣😆 love the reactions videos 👍
@CaptDestro
@CaptDestro 4 месяца назад
I mean he looks good in the maid outfit atleast. 😂 nGL $20 is $20
@willzone0295
@willzone0295 4 месяца назад
I put down that I had ADHD durrinv recruitment for the Canadian Armed forces and they strait denied me with no option to appeal
@elend9077
@elend9077 4 месяца назад
Nikko, I live in Alaska, the snow is great lol
@hillbilly645
@hillbilly645 4 месяца назад
Saying Navy doesn’t go on deployments is like saying the Earth is flat
@wyattfairley8185
@wyattfairley8185 4 месяца назад
The dude at the beginning is a real marine
@joshuahamilton3870
@joshuahamilton3870 4 месяца назад
Army lol
@decker7452
@decker7452 4 месяца назад
I know the guys in that clip. It happened just down the hall from my room. Wild that it ended up on this channel.
@Daredevil311-g9l
@Daredevil311-g9l 3 месяца назад
Whenever i have a bad day i just log on to this channel n all is right with the world again.
@dylanpelo
@dylanpelo 3 месяца назад
So at Offutt AFB a few years back, a drunk driver ran the gate to try and lose the local PD. That's the last bad decision he ever made.
@israelescobedo3583
@israelescobedo3583 3 месяца назад
As soon as nick said that’s your mom got me dead on the floor 💀😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Dingdongbingbong10
@Dingdongbingbong10 4 месяца назад
love your stuff bro
@depressoexpresso8190
@depressoexpresso8190 4 месяца назад
That SF video breaking the window came from Gowen Field boise idaho. She was a dependent that was divorced by her husband, and she tried to run the gate
@frontdetectingww1393
@frontdetectingww1393 4 месяца назад
Nikko please do a reaction on the new Air Force EOD recruitment video, Big support from Italy 🇮🇹💪
@Keirfey
@Keirfey 4 месяца назад
A good hour, maybe? In warm conditions. Bodies cool quickly. To answer your demented question 😂
@Krazzsplorers25
@Krazzsplorers25 4 месяца назад
8:17 the guy should've said "collateral damage" in response to "I'm pregnant"
@jodykumar6200
@jodykumar6200 4 месяца назад
not the jet fuel HAHAHA ☠☠
@meeplymoon8391
@meeplymoon8391 3 месяца назад
when he said "smash"... i felt that.
@testhardtest
@testhardtest 4 месяца назад
@nikkoortiz Have you ever played Fallout New Vegas? No matter how much you hate western/country/trail music, you will be made to love this song just like how bootcamp made you love eating ice cream even though you know you'll be made into a chocolate chip cookie afterwards.
@kylerummens5929
@kylerummens5929 4 месяца назад
Hey that’s me playing Big Iron. Why you gotta flame me like that?
@Iron_Road
@Iron_Road 4 месяца назад
Where I was in the Navy, they didn't make us do vehicle inspections at all. They just wanted generic info turned into the base police.
@remywhite4377
@remywhite4377 4 месяца назад
Ayyye, let's go. Shane made it on here! As long as we're tracking!!
@ParkerWillson-su1gd
@ParkerWillson-su1gd 4 месяца назад
I’m here in the first 8 mins just saying this is my favorite channel
@Adroxys
@Adroxys 3 месяца назад
7:42 "That's why I lie(d)" Sadly you can't lie when all your records are already available to the military cus you're a military brat with TriCare
@ditolove5240
@ditolove5240 4 месяца назад
2:36 Thats AIT not basic, you can tell by their star patches
@EMD766
@EMD766 4 месяца назад
How much? 😂😂😂
@ghostfirefire5494
@ghostfirefire5494 4 месяца назад
I wonder if it's Mic has ever broken because he hits it so many times lol love the vid
@xXReconSniperXx11
@xXReconSniperXx11 3 месяца назад
bro niko is definetly seems like a coast gaurd
@Elijap129
@Elijap129 4 месяца назад
I do not know a thing about military humor yet. I understood it perfectly
@SlyClone96
@SlyClone96 3 месяца назад
My buddy wanted to get stationed in Alaska and that is where he went. He said he loved it
@hollyjones3686
@hollyjones3686 4 месяца назад
Hey Nico, been watching your channel for a while. Just wanted to say your contents hilarious and that’s why now I wanna be a crayon eater
@pwhitefouryfour
@pwhitefouryfour 4 месяца назад
Do not serve at all, however been on bases a few time because im a trained and certified mechanic, was helping an army mechanic do work to his own vehicle and somehow got sucked into working on a hmmwv. TLDR. Didnt come back after i found out the transmission was absouloutly trashed from someone doing burnouts and neutral drops. That was 3 years ago and as far as i know he was punished by doing tire remounting for 6 months.
@BMarie774
@BMarie774 4 месяца назад
0:28 and this is exactly how you get thrush and angular chelitis.
@stevedogz
@stevedogz 4 месяца назад
Hey thanks for using my video 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
@imweirdfiteme593
@imweirdfiteme593 2 месяца назад
DUDE DID BIG IRON SO GOOD
@Dwendele
@Dwendele 4 месяца назад
My sister TDY'd in Alaska when I was in Germany. She said she loved it... But she WAS an 0-4 at the time. So she likely didn't have to suffer in it.
@Nate-zg7tf
@Nate-zg7tf 4 месяца назад
Nikko your funny asf
@lorddrakkon7687
@lorddrakkon7687 4 месяца назад
I got medically disqualified from the Air Force for social anxiety I was very upset and it’s been my dream job to serve in the military
@alaskan_nightmare
@alaskan_nightmare 4 месяца назад
"Nobody wants to go there!" Ahahaha
@jakesears02
@jakesears02 3 месяца назад
long time viewer first time leaving a comment, just wanted to let you know i filmed the platoon brawl that starts at :31 and yes, us NCO's told them to do it 🖤
@randallbiggs-shaw5517
@randallbiggs-shaw5517 3 месяца назад
Dude I was in fort wainwright and your load freezes before it hits your battle buddies as... As I was saying... It's fucking cold!
@nathanielrada1009
@nathanielrada1009 3 месяца назад
Marine: you know that stuff you put on your nails that tastes bad? You know makes you stop chewing on them? Normal human: yea Marine: I put that on my gun so I wouldn’t try and eat it.
@isaiahgonzalez3385
@isaiahgonzalez3385 4 месяца назад
THE FIRST ONES WILDDDD XD yallll weirrdddd
@MadMaddie769
@MadMaddie769 3 месяца назад
mechanics and fast food workers talk just like the military does. just blue collar that shit.
@CC-7274
@CC-7274 4 месяца назад
LETS GO WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
@Leoisoutofhismind
@Leoisoutofhismind 4 месяца назад
Daddy Nikko has posted😫😫😫😫 FREEEDOM🛢️🇺🇸
@ColtonDettman-dk7fo
@ColtonDettman-dk7fo 2 месяца назад
My brother was behind the camera in the video with the guy in the pink maid outfit the guy in the maid outfit and now the company that my brother was in has a whole page talking about what you can and cant post on the internet 😂
@ElijahGrant-iu1wy
@ElijahGrant-iu1wy 4 месяца назад
this video is so funny😂
@American_Tactics
@American_Tactics 4 месяца назад
My dad was in the airborne AKA “me go jump out plane and me get more moneys” but he was deployed in Alaska
@emilybeerbower5575
@emilybeerbower5575 4 месяца назад
Lol I joke with my coworkers all the time like that and they tell me somethings wrong with me...and I just say " probably " 👍🏻
@kyleedwards2402
@kyleedwards2402 4 месяца назад
"Mmmm good toes" is what that man said.
@jamescatalfamo3644
@jamescatalfamo3644 4 месяца назад
That first video makes me miss him where my battle boo I mean buddy at😂
@Maddie-mf2tb
@Maddie-mf2tb 4 месяца назад
Bro I was so bored I’m so happy nikko posted
@racheltroy1438
@racheltroy1438 4 месяца назад
Nikko the best on youtube
@carsonconklin9039
@carsonconklin9039 4 месяца назад
Love your videos man
@Djjotheman
@Djjotheman 4 месяца назад
Mining and military humour is very similar XD
@mrducky2952
@mrducky2952 2 месяца назад
how many times have you had to call in air strikes and air support.
@12345678971926
@12345678971926 3 месяца назад
You should do a video on 18 MOS series it will be very hilarious
@kameronmyles2013
@kameronmyles2013 3 месяца назад
Bro tried foot fungus for 10 bucks. Wiiild
@Sensei1920
@Sensei1920 4 месяца назад
Oh? He the barracks bunny today 0:05 he ain't escaping
@Pyroscity
@Pyroscity 3 месяца назад
7:18 finally the proper use
@douglaschitwood1342
@douglaschitwood1342 3 месяца назад
OOH RAH- RAH RAH rah rah RAH
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