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Damnit that’s the most true thing ever. Every infantry barracks party ended with someone being in tears or wanting to go fight the sister unit or talk about their ex who’s with sfc snuffy
My dad was a sergeant and a mp and he said he hosted one training where a guy was constipated but was finally “relieved” when they did a 12 mile hike and let’s just say dad was right behind him the whole 12 miles lol
Worst smell when i was in the military as a Navy Corpsman was treating someone that had Gonorrhea in his eyes. Smelled so GOD DAMN bad like rotten ass mixed with feet
DUDE I WAS THERE IN LIMA Soi west for a few months after mct and yes “that dude” snitched on our marine-sized holes in the walls and a dirty shower curtain and stuff. It’s a 60 year old building ok? He was there for like 2 weeks. Then we had to clean non stop for a 3 star to inspect us. I’m over here power washing a shower room at 2300 to make it look like a polished turd. RIP love that place never change
Worst smell ever for me was all the drains getting unclogged in the dorms, these were Air Force dorms by the way and haven't been renovated since the 80's and I was there pre 2020 COVID and it sucked
The worst smell I've ever smelled in the military was when we moved rearranged the unit snackbar. We had an unplugged freezer in there. I opened it a couple inches before I slammed it shut when I realized 7 frozen turkeys we were giving away to new Airmen the last thanksgiving had liquified themselves inside it. And it was July. The wind blew through the hangar and buildings and made other unit in the hangar over throw up as we washed it out.
A way to pass your room inspection, use the harshest, most obnoxious smelling cleaner you can find. Top should walk in and feel like he is getting nasaly assaulted by the pine sol lady.
Was doing route clearance. We drove by a burn pit in Baghdad. I started throwing up immediately. I was trying to operate the gyro cam on the COs truck at the time. Long trip that one.
Funniest ish I ever saw in ait was my dude on his phone when drill walked in and instantly made vrrrrrrrrrr sounds and acting like it’s a shaver hahahaha.
Yo, i just went to meps today, nikko wasnt lying in his vid where he said that shit was BORING AF! The worst part was letting an old man touch my junk and look at my chocolate starfish to check for hemorrhoids and shit
Worst smell was when E&I Co at Quantico decided they were no longer going to shower or do laundry ever again. Did not end well once company commander found out.
Some one had a pet racoon and locked it in a cupboard it died and started rotting we found it when it was a skeleton ps love yo video's, love the content
Doing a VBSS boarding with a DDG. We pulled up to a Dowe with 95 cammels and 113 goats stacked about each other. I was the 7M forward 250 gunner. I threw up on my mouth and had to gut it pretending it didn't affect me. Worst smell ever.
Worst smell i ever witnessed was on a 4day bivi in summer and my buddy didn’t washed or used deodorant for the whole time and broke 3 chemlights and spilled everything over his gear he looked like a Christmas tree and smelled like a dead rat in a toxic waste barrel I nearly threw up especially after a abc training with tear gas it was mental
