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Funniest Military Fails... Part 8 

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@bestofbudds212
@bestofbudds212 2 месяца назад
03:30 "So you guys are always fixing the ship" Well yes but no, fixing is a strong word.
@Themuffinman1820
@Themuffinman1820 2 месяца назад
Would "keeping the ship alive" be a better way to put it?
@bestofbudds212
@bestofbudds212 2 месяца назад
@@Themuffinman1820 That is much closer, yes🤣
@jigglie8077
@jigglie8077 2 месяца назад
repair at the drydock! ill just patch this hole real quick......
@navybri99
@navybri99 2 месяца назад
"This is mine now" is the most veteran shit ever! 😂😂😂
@christianharris3922
@christianharris3922 2 месяца назад
Nikko saying “I think that was an NCO” for the SMMC is Wild 2:40
@Juggernaut2578-1
@Juggernaut2578-1 2 месяца назад
😂
@scrubbydubz2855
@scrubbydubz2855 2 месяца назад
I mean i understand if he didn't see who it was but still, that's THE SgtMaj.
@mostlytrue3150
@mostlytrue3150 2 месяца назад
Yeah but in the navy, if you fix something, put it back together, and you aren't missing anything, you should probably do it again, because you probably fucked something up.
@America17765
@America17765 2 месяца назад
Nikko needs to get a superman costume
@HarveyTyler-rx6xm
@HarveyTyler-rx6xm 2 месяца назад
in multicam tho
@politeorange
@politeorange 2 месяца назад
i have oil
@TheMono25
@TheMono25 2 месяца назад
More like the Robin from batman That eminem uses in his videos 😂😂😂
@MrYose1811
@MrYose1811 2 месяца назад
What up my fellow brother
@classmst89
@classmst89 2 месяца назад
Homelander 😂
@shanep4676
@shanep4676 2 месяца назад
I scored really high on my asvab test in highschool... I hated dealing with all the recruiters
@shaundenehy4681
@shaundenehy4681 2 месяца назад
8:43 he looks like he is a veterinarian technician
@msgoblue71
@msgoblue71 2 месяца назад
Don't put any buttons, switches, or levers around Nikko. It's not safe! 💙
@michaelfairchild
@michaelfairchild 2 месяца назад
To this day, which is 18 years from then, Ive never ever fallen asleep as fast in a old military truck. Closed my eyes and instantly went to sleep. Then, there was the wakeup. Door opens hard, Im instantly wide awake, but not fast to escape my NCO hand and then there is a 2 meter (6 foot) fall from the truck. Best falling asleep and worst wake up.
@alekzandervenegas7409
@alekzandervenegas7409 2 месяца назад
The muffled "YEAH YOU LIKE THAT SHIT" 😂😂😂
@BigDillis0321
@BigDillis0321 2 месяца назад
Yo that old breed trying on his dress blues all them years later hit home for me. My wife talked me into trying to squeeze into mine last weekend for her own entertainment and I looked just like that… I’ve been out for 6 years 😂😂😂
@rubenvanniekerk4558
@rubenvanniekerk4558 2 месяца назад
nikkos mic has been violated so much how is it still working?
@JohnHerzfeld-on3og
@JohnHerzfeld-on3og 2 месяца назад
You say that like the mic doesn't consent.
@scootermcgee8064
@scootermcgee8064 2 месяца назад
.22 is lethal at those distances. Garand Thumb did a video.
@johnnyfrgo
@johnnyfrgo 21 день назад
🤓
@alexanderrolf7693
@alexanderrolf7693 2 месяца назад
Nikko I’m so so happy you made a video today bc I have been have a horrible day and seeing your videos just mad my day way better thank you ❤
@dbag6993
@dbag6993 2 месяца назад
My dude. For someone that says weapon system you should know a 22 is still good at 200
@mrmeage5428
@mrmeage5428 2 месяца назад
Make your videos longer I love them
@bonafidemogul
@bonafidemogul 2 месяца назад
No shot .22 bro is serious 1-200 yards lolol
@Freek314
@Freek314 2 месяца назад
You don't know what you're talking about. Neither does Nikko.
@Therealyoda34
@Therealyoda34 2 месяца назад
Maybe he meant a 223?
@jimmymitchell7745
@jimmymitchell7745 2 месяца назад
​@@Therealyoda34 but he said non traceable
@Neymar_boy1
@Neymar_boy1 2 месяца назад
Bro that .22 part. I LOST MY CRAP I have one that thing at 100 yards it is going to drop. A average rifle drops at 300 yards
@kimplpnoklahoma9660
@kimplpnoklahoma9660 2 месяца назад
4:45 My kid was told he would be going to Ft Benning for airborne and when he finished BCT he found out the recruiter either lied or they “accidentally” lost his paperwork.
@War_Thunder_Napkin
@War_Thunder_Napkin 2 месяца назад
Been watching Beavis and butthead for 12+hrs so I guess my brain rot brings me here😂
@tornado_man_4078
@tornado_man_4078 2 месяца назад
Less go! Love the military memes and fails!
@25jaimie
@25jaimie 24 дня назад
4:00 you missed it, the guy in the wheel chair is also wearing the blood stripes too lol
@LegndOfKorra
@LegndOfKorra 2 месяца назад
Nikko the last dude i would expect to laugh at a military memorial. 😂
@Pierce-lz7kv
@Pierce-lz7kv 2 месяца назад
A.22? Really? That guy's never been in the military
@ranndomundead9112
@ranndomundead9112 2 месяца назад
its pretty obvious his mind went to assassination. Dude was thinking about not getting caught lol
@thenewlollipopjam8248
@thenewlollipopjam8248 2 месяца назад
Right? Dude thinks he's Bob Lee Swagger from Shooter.
@theshadowthie1
@theshadowthie1 2 месяца назад
I mean tbh yeah it makes sense, just not at fuckin 100-200 yards. Or at most .45acp with a supressor
@christinfore-lf2od
@christinfore-lf2od 2 месяца назад
Love from north carolina
@WEBBURITO
@WEBBURITO 2 месяца назад
Was at the range yesterday and was hitting a 4” plate at 200yds with a red dot on a RPR .22 Consistently.
@Freek314
@Freek314 2 месяца назад
Yeah the ignorance is strong in this video
@PolyCorb1
@PolyCorb1 2 месяца назад
Niko, please do more podcasts. I loved them.
@That_War_Thunder_kid
@That_War_Thunder_kid 2 месяца назад
" come join the autism team" 😂😂I'm dead
@Ryan_James2099
@Ryan_James2099 2 месяца назад
Fr
@Iron_Road
@Iron_Road 2 месяца назад
7:43 This guy just wants to see .22 Man back on Garand Thumb
@CripesAMighty2
@CripesAMighty2 2 месяца назад
06:15 Anyone else notice the dudes holding flip flops.. LOL
@assassincos6608
@assassincos6608 2 месяца назад
9:31 yepppp lol. My family and I would go there almost anytime we were flying from Fairbanks to like Chicago and had a long layover. We’d usually go and sleep there and get food cause we usually flew red eyes lol
@Schlumbus
@Schlumbus 23 дня назад
1:43 just yell "RPG!!!" Fucking mind games right there
@pvteagle9472
@pvteagle9472 2 месяца назад
I have this Wednesday my Selection Procedure for the Army! 😊
@Anakin-Skywalker.
@Anakin-Skywalker. 2 месяца назад
I was here and trust watch the twitch streams there’s a lot that gets cut out that’s so funny 😂😂
@senstarlit8140
@senstarlit8140 2 месяца назад
"LEMMIE ATEM" ahh stance
@rickgadzalinski1787
@rickgadzalinski1787 2 месяца назад
My son shots .22lr out to 400 yards in M.A.R.S. tournaments all the time.
@tannerminkley
@tannerminkley Месяц назад
A .22 doesn’t even shoot 200 yards
@johanstinson
@johanstinson 2 месяца назад
Deep down we all know that Niko is Navy at heart 😂😂😂😂
@michaelsaxton9416
@michaelsaxton9416 2 месяца назад
4:21 come on bro, that is not the USMC boot.
@TheBluEyedKing
@TheBluEyedKing 2 месяца назад
I randomly ran into your dog on TikTok, so ofc I had to find the next best thing, a Nikko Video
@LilyBraszko-xq7jo
@LilyBraszko-xq7jo 2 месяца назад
Awesome as always Nikko! Love ya
@pistol0grip0pump
@pistol0grip0pump 2 месяца назад
Dude @ 8:13 be careful you don't crick your neck blowing yourself so hard 🙄😂
@11bravozach
@11bravozach 2 месяца назад
im a veteran and got denied at the USO in denver airport and chicago and florida one
@user-tz6gs8cy2o
@user-tz6gs8cy2o 2 месяца назад
I am literally at Camp Humphreys right now
@user-ol9kc4qg9l
@user-ol9kc4qg9l 2 месяца назад
FUCK YEAH!!!!!! BLUE CAUSE ICE CREAM DOESNT HAVE BONES!! 🎉😂🎉
@user-ol9kc4qg9l
@user-ol9kc4qg9l 2 месяца назад
Hey you sexy mofo!! Wanna come too my bed tonight 😂
@user-ol9kc4qg9l
@user-ol9kc4qg9l 2 месяца назад
No prob you sexy big dangle Boi you!! 😂 See you in there 🎉🎉
@user-ol9kc4qg9l
@user-ol9kc4qg9l 2 месяца назад
Ben Dover and touch them toes you sexy botty you 😅 😂 🎉
@Grimkasper
@Grimkasper 2 месяца назад
0:31 u deserve the like for that one
@Freek314
@Freek314 2 месяца назад
22lr at 200 yards is an easy shot unless you're on the plains in a hurricane...
@rudybotello9559
@rudybotello9559 2 месяца назад
Nikko you are my inner voice to my introverted self 😂
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 2 месяца назад
I invented al-dente stealth-bread, barely toast it warm, rest it for a 5 mins, then you can spread it with cold-butter & not tear. I also recommend any runner try out high impact-skipping, its insane; distance covered per-effort & the stupid-grin as it works; set some dumb record with a straight face, skipping like the Terminator in gear, seriously.
@SageWinner98937
@SageWinner98937 2 месяца назад
0:55 " oh they got a helicockter
@im_notkorbyn
@im_notkorbyn 2 месяца назад
Love Nikos content
@Thatoneguygojo
@Thatoneguygojo 2 месяца назад
I’m still laughing at the come rat😂
@MerkzGlo
@MerkzGlo 2 месяца назад
22. can reach 100 yards (def not 200 yards though) just very few manufactures that produce good 22. ammo. for example 22. CCI Stingers (1650 FPS) will have you feeling and hurting like its a 9mm. Like I always say a BULLET IS A BULLET
@JJentzsch
@JJentzsch 2 месяца назад
@MerkzGlo, I've hit a steel gong at 200 yards with a .22 and I don't even have a drivers license. It's all about bullet drop
@Freek314
@Freek314 2 месяца назад
@@JJentzsch I have no idea why these people are talking about things they don't know about... More 22 ammo for us, I guess.
@JJentzsch
@JJentzsch 2 месяца назад
@@Freek314 amen to that
@MaybeTye
@MaybeTye 2 месяца назад
I’m not in the military but I know nobody is using a .22 😂😂😂
@Codbeast101
@Codbeast101 2 месяца назад
Nikko, a .22 is more deadly than most other rounds😭 it ricochets around the body.
@Doublezzranch
@Doublezzranch 2 месяца назад
3:28 🔧😂 How do you use that sailor!?
@robertu
@robertu 2 месяца назад
Those aren't Sailors, they're Coasties.
@JamesVarga35B
@JamesVarga35B 2 месяца назад
Love the content bro, always puts me in a good mood😂
@goofygoober2209
@goofygoober2209 2 месяца назад
Fleet week we basically got free alcohol parties
@ChrisinOSMS
@ChrisinOSMS 2 месяца назад
Coasties call them cutters.
@RaiderDamian
@RaiderDamian 2 месяца назад
Love youre vids nikko keep up the good work brotha
@TempleSpeedWay
@TempleSpeedWay 2 месяца назад
'You're all stupid, see, they're gonna be looking for army guys."
@col.mustard1233
@col.mustard1233 2 месяца назад
That was a Master Gunnery Sergeant.
@Themuffinman1820
@Themuffinman1820 2 месяца назад
I would live to see a live stream from the sandhill barracks 😂😂
@Max_Jellybins
@Max_Jellybins 2 месяца назад
Yea start day with niko is good day 7AM
@Thor_b
@Thor_b 2 месяца назад
Look up garand thumbs video on the guy that said he could shoot like 500 yards on the 22. Spoiler he does it.
@OriginalSniperLol
@OriginalSniperLol Месяц назад
God speed sailor LMAOO
@johngross8300
@johngross8300 2 месяца назад
Thanks Nikko
@TuxVr.
@TuxVr. 2 месяца назад
Keep up the good work Nikko! 👍
@TFT-bp8zk
@TFT-bp8zk 2 месяца назад
3:45 Whatever is happening in this clip, this is NOT the Marine Corps.
@justinbrown8759
@justinbrown8759 2 месяца назад
I always slept like a baby in everything
@G-WOTE
@G-WOTE 2 месяца назад
I have an addiction to roofing ozempic....
@augustuswayne9676
@augustuswayne9676 2 месяца назад
Nikko you must not know much about the .22 LR .
@ddevil4980
@ddevil4980 2 месяца назад
I shoot 22lr out to 150-200 yards all the time Nikko. 🤷‍♂️
@LoneWolf-wv4fg
@LoneWolf-wv4fg 2 месяца назад
Hey hey hey I’ll have you know that the asvab score was 17 😂😂😂
@Vitalsyx
@Vitalsyx 2 месяца назад
Today I am going to work with this random ass man who just turns things so the boat can go *Vroom*
@ShyreMcgervey
@ShyreMcgervey 2 месяца назад
.22s can travel up to a mile because it’s such a light round
@SkullRabbit-
@SkullRabbit- 2 месяца назад
ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE NOTIFICATION AND IM SO GLAD THAT I DID!!
@maryjane4432
@maryjane4432 2 месяца назад
7:37 so idk if that guy has even shot a gun!
@a_spoon2822
@a_spoon2822 2 месяца назад
Love your military videos!
@Jhaya4
@Jhaya4 2 месяца назад
Nikko you should go to the irl conjuring house and try to hunt the ghost
@doctor8342
@doctor8342 2 месяца назад
7:49 AR15/M16/M4 ect are .22 caliber rifles...
@lavagirl5522
@lavagirl5522 2 месяца назад
Watching you react on Twitch then watching what your editors do is just hilarious twice.
@rudic52
@rudic52 2 месяца назад
When I took the asfab I got a I think a 23 they said all I was able to do was infantry I was like ok
@KaleCraighead-zj2uc
@KaleCraighead-zj2uc 2 месяца назад
Gyatt
@Nebraskancowgirl
@Nebraskancowgirl 2 месяца назад
Yoooo I’m looking for a guy I meet last week and we bonded over Niko and Chanel. Garrett?? Can’t spell worth shit tho Love your videos Niko
@user-cr4or8ph4c
@user-cr4or8ph4c 2 месяца назад
I just went to MEPS (I'm becoming a marine) and the kids hoo where going for that air force and the marine corps(surprisingly) were the only smart ones. The army kids literally couldn't add to number and the navy were either 30+ years old or pot heads
@izzafizza339
@izzafizza339 Месяц назад
It's not littering the ocean because naval crews do water funerals when nowhere near land
@2Dudes1Helmet
@2Dudes1Helmet 2 месяца назад
Watched this stream live, I feel special now.
@user-ld1hh7kc2p
@user-ld1hh7kc2p 2 месяца назад
The dog in the back 👁️👄👁️
@j89ramirez
@j89ramirez 2 месяца назад
Joined twitch just for Nikko love you boo.
@EvixinitysAlt
@EvixinitysAlt 2 месяца назад
Yo nikko my dads finally done after 29 years in the AF he is a CMSGT he’s super glad to be done
@loganskoff4554
@loganskoff4554 2 месяца назад
Just waiting for the day you come on and b like I have to wear these glasses I have pink eye.
@braydensisk6928
@braydensisk6928 2 месяца назад
Casually says thinks he’s an NCO talking about the Sgt Major a lot the Marine Corps
@zakedwards9593
@zakedwards9593 2 месяца назад
Gotta have forward thinking. Don't unscrew anything just leave random nuts and bolts laying around and watch them try to figure out where it came from.
@Codbeast101
@Codbeast101 2 месяца назад
Believe it or not, a .22 rifle is accurate to 400 yards with a dope pad.
@SerenityMusic3
@SerenityMusic3 2 месяца назад
Bukakeee 😂😅😂😅
@hesgo6826
@hesgo6826 2 месяца назад
NEW VID LETS GO
@athenakremin1745
@athenakremin1745 2 месяца назад
Booms boomb man is here
@53cards92
@53cards92 Месяц назад
USO got video games too🙏🏻
@Jezidka
@Jezidka 2 месяца назад
Happy Father's Day Nikki's dad. 😏
@danielmaske9946
@danielmaske9946 Месяц назад
Was the dude @8:20 saying a .22 because it's rimfire and he thinks those shells are harder to trace? He says "rifle, .22, and untraceable" like 3 times each.
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