Military TikToks Gone WRONG 

Whats the BEST Military Branch?!

I love the instructors just screaming while these kids are trying to call home lol. Welcome to the Corps...

Hearing Nikko scream AIR ASSAULT!!! Has to be the most ear pleasing thing

6:50 the aircraft directors normally are serious but they have "freestyle friday" where they get to do a move or a dance at the end. it is a tradition in most air forces.

The drill sergeant and or soldier on the eagle tower that you showed that was upside-down was real because that happened a little over a year ago when I was at basic training. All he was doing was demonstrating on how reliable the equipment was and that you shouldn't be afraid to fall

I just had a horrible day and seeing you just posted really put a smile on my face. Thank you lots Nikko, you're amazing! Already know this video will be great like all the others ❤

I’m going to talk to a recruiter next week and I’m super nervous about it. Watching your videos make it so much better to think about. Thanks for great content!

Once on a WestPac Deployment, (in the Cold War) we were being “shadowed” by the ubiquitous Russian Fishing Trawler. The Signalman on the Blinker light was bored and flashed the Trawler,”Why do you go home!” The trawler flashed back, Why don’t you?”

4:40 when the drill sergeants were showing us how to go down they ended up like that to show us how to get back up. Pretty funny to watch though😂

The Marine Corps is the best branch.

Love the video! The jets being launched is called freestyle Fridays. Pretty much some units you can dress up others you can just dance and you can do whatever you want as long as you salute.

5:23 “Sir, ummm…sir all the systems are broken due to the 7000 super subwoofers being activated at once…”

Fun fact with the NPA, when I went through EMT certification class we were told to put it in a 1/4 inch the lift the part outside the nose upwards. It puts the NPA at almost 90 degrees upwards and now you just gently push down. It slides in ridiculously easy, got to do it on a drunk guy not to long after I passed my certification.

Nikko makes everyone’s day better thank you bro

That first clip looks scary until you realize it’s just Nico reading an ad. I’m kidding. The first clip looks scary until you notice that it’s like a corrugated cardboard door. Probably about as a sturdy as your cheapest option for a closet door at home depot. I thought it was gonna be like the fridge or truck explosion mishap/near-miss from FPS Russia back in the day, but it’s just a cardboard door or something like that as far as I can tell.

When I was in the Army and sleeping on the ground I used my 3M earplugs to make sure bugs didn't crawl in my ears.

5:18 thats an officer in the penguin costume too lmao

Hey Nikko, just wanted to let ya know that the Pinecone Grenade game made sense to me. It’s similar to the “war games” I played outside as a kid. I would run around with a wood gun or some shit like that and toss a rock in the air pretending it was a grenade and run/duck. Honestly, I miss those days.

That’s my old gunny banging on the phone box at 2:49

great vid...especially when you're distraught and depressed. Losing a dog and a cat at the same time is rough! 😢

Nikko the army needs to pay you for your superb recruiting skills I swear. Keep up the content man I love it ❤

Not even lying. We both stuck the middle finger up at the same time 🤣🤣🤣

Lmaooo 8:02 is at Camp McGregor, they’re either deploying or just got back and waiting to home

My brother was a crayon eater...still is. Once a marine always a marine!

Nikko, you truly cure my depression. Thank you😂🙏🏻❤️

4:40 we didn’t get yelled at when we were up there….he did however pull out a knife a run it across the rope while we were hanging saying “your getting down there, one way or another” 😂

6:35 freestyle Friday be hitting different 😩😩

I love the military fails, your reactions are priceless!

This was so fun to watch! I miss living on base and all the funny @ss sht we used to do😂 Army wife ❤

LMAO, that celebrate our differences got me busting out.

I love the guy doing the Rucka Ali differences.

That parachute moment NO THANK YOU 💀

Can we all agree the military fail series is the best series on nikkos channel?

7:03 they are signalling the aircraft to move in the direction they want it to move, they just like putting some pizzaz into it tho

That r2d2 sound effect was the best thing I’ve heard in a while

Personally I think the Army is the best. 😉 just bias cause my dad was a vet in the Army. That spider in the ear made my whole body shudder and itch all over! Thanks Nikko for the great reaction! See you on Kick!❤️🤍💙

Thanks brother brother for the video and post, nikko you da bestest thanks for making my days a million times better keep up the fantastic work ❤😂

10:35 Nikko got straight to the point 😂

2:27 my ass would 100% hit em with the “THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. GOODBYE FOR NOW! *whispers as I hang up* i love you mommy”

The dudes "dancing" for the jets are called shooters lol. They ground guide the plane then let the pilot know when they're clear to navigate on their own. They all have signature moves before "shooting" the jet out on a flight lol

5:23 Please please tell me this was when that Strike Group pulled into the waters near Crimea! How bad ass hearing this from US Naval ships loud speakers!!❤ 🇺🇸

3:10 best part lol

Bro, you’ve grown up a lot since Malcom in the Middle, but we still know it’s you, Rhys.

From air force standard you can add flare as long as your signals are clear and precise and under no condition do the cross over the chest or that pilot will shut it down.

I'd be wearing ear plugs 24/7.

Love the reaction vids as always

Fun fact,, NEVER use an NPA when the patient is responsive and conscious 🤣

I cannot wait for Space Force fails. "Oh geees, we missed the practice missile with the satellite space laser and vaporized a car......."

luv ya nikko Airforce is the best branch with the PJ's

I'ma do some crazy stuff when I'm in the Marines 😂

Its 02:59 and I'm done with my school project thank you for holding me together Sir Nikko Ortiz.

The last one got me wearing ear plugs for life.

npa's arent that bad, it helps to not use the largest size first but when i was in, if you fell asleep during iv class youd have to be the example for how to administer an npa. like iv's ive done them to myself several times. however the drills get mad when you do but they cant help but be a little impressed at the same time. even in red phase.

0:01 fingers in my mouth, damn, now i kind wanna join the military, kinda sad tht i cant cuz im mute tho :(

Nikko as a drill sergeant gives me Sargent Hartman vibes

every day nikko uploads is a good day. Also AIR FORCE IS THE BEST

13:26 What the F%$§ xD

The stars out there on a clear night...

You should do a live NPA! I do it for my Soldiers when we are doing CLS training. It keeps them interested in the training!

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The weird dances they do in the air force is basically sign language. They all are different and have crafts in meanings. It’s basically jus like fly good, and be safe

Celebrate our differences had me cracking up

Homies inner sargent came out when that feeding tray hit the dirt lol

If you get pepper sprayed your supposed to cry because it helps wash out the pepper spray from your eyes😎

Me personally I’m going into freshman in a few days and after high school I am going straight to marines from what I’ve heard/seen it gives you the best life lessons,experiences and discipline you’ll get

Miltary: we're going to pepper spray you. Smart individual: sir why not just use my goggles? Military:😡😡😡

Him: we get paid to fuck around. Gets sent to war the next day

The Air Force dancing was Freestyle Friday

People in the army getting pepper sprayed- 😭😭😭💀💀😭😭💀💀🗣️🗣️ Random 300lbs stalker getting pepper sprayed- 🤨🗿🗿🗿🤨😎💃

that NPA goin in the wrong way and in the wrong Nostril had me cringing so hard

The dance thing means basic lyrics just people having fun sending out plains

If I was that pilot I’m giving the most terffying fucjing grin known to man😂🤣💀

Air force is the best branch, you get paid to do nothing 😂😂😂

Bro I'm I OH.. MIL. Vet love how fast you can keep up with reality and Ra Ra shit

Navy is Ohio,Air force California or something,Army is Chicago or Chiraq and Marine corps is Florida. 😂🤣

9:30 held down by the D.A.F. guys lol , i hatted greeting tased

6:58 that's Freestyle Friday.

I am retired navy and we have had water balloon fights between ships when doing maneuvers. Using the large water balloon launchers.

They’re all the best at what they do

"Its all good times until something goes wrong." not even 2 seconds later the dude gets yanked by the cord and chaos ensues

i wish i could unsee that last one.

I wanna be a pilot, so I would most definitely jump out as soon as we hit altitude! Also, with the vid about the pepper spray training, a lady at my old church accidentally pepper sprayed herself from her keychain.

NAAAAAAAAH, it was the C-RAM busting tunes out like that for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4:39 yeah this is actually from when I was in basic, the guy on the rope is a First Lieutenant demonstrating what not to do and then what to do if it happens

I can confirm navy dose whatever they want if everything is done, my dad was in the navy so I got info for what they did on the ships 😂

The eagle tower one, 101st used to do that as an example. I got to do it once. The whole point is to do it like an idiot and prove if you slip, you won't die. And have fun because that school can be boring as fuck for instructors most days.

9:32 *That’s when Carl realized; he’s holding a 9mm., and not a taser*

i was a navy vet (corpsman) and YESSSSS we get DOWN!!!!

I used to launch & catch jets all the time... Not sure how im supposed to explain the hand signals with just words though lolol

“Back to back world war champs and you’re gonna fuck it all up!” 😂😂

Bro I love when Nikko yells. This shit is hilarious

Justin mad whenever the ladder drop-down didn't clipit Oye we're getting shaved

Had a medic in CLS who shoved NOT 1 but 2 NPAs up his nostrils and stood up like it was nothing

ok did a civi tower one time, you get a three count, let go... Let Go... LET GO!!!!

NAVY OUT HERE! WE PARTY HARD!!

Army veteran here, he ain't wrong about the back to back world war Champs. We all about to die.

The guy talking apart the saw was cacti and I was stationed with 2-35 when I got to my first duty station

I've never seen a video that made me want to join the Military more than this one

NPA's were my favorite when teaching the gun bunnies CLS as a 68W.

"We are gonna have a POLE." HAHAHAHAHA