*4:29* An old woman, * passed 11th grade * made a child * knows alot * probably 30-40 years old * _doesn't know difference between "your" and "you're"_
#dankness My cat: **has something in its mouth** Me: **chases it and takes it out after catching the damn cat** Cat: You took my only food. Now I'm gonna starve!
#dankness Me: asking my mom for money.🥺 Also me: remembers what mom means.... My mom: No you should be saving up! Me: but mom stands for made of money...😏
#dankness Me: "I will be in next video cause i type in #dankness " *3 minutes later* [Post video] "I did that comment for noting going am to delete my comment that i just did 3 minutes ago"
ope, my mom would come in and smack me in the face and probably strangle me if i “talked back.” the only reason for this is because she does it continuously haha. not even a warning
@@sovereigngoose bro that is child abuse my parents ask me to do something I say can I finish this match and they say OK and my parents are very strict but in ur case that is child abuse
#dankest Mom: dinners ready Me:literally one step out of my room Mom: DINNER IS FRIKING READY ME: JESUS IM COMING MOM: HURRY UP YOUR FOODS GETTING COLD Me: walks in , moms still cooking and asks me to set the table
#dankness Dogs: lets go out and play fetch! Cats: listen up, you’re going to scratch my chin then give me a belly rub. After that, you bugger of and leave me alone. Now hurry!
#dankness Me: watches these videos Also me: shows to my mom My mom: LOL I’m so Srry Me: why are u happy and saying sorry Mom: o I thought LOL meant lots of love LMAO
#dankness When somebody brings up aliens Me: focused hard My friend: did you know aliens poop out of their mouths? Also me: bro did you just say aliens poop out of their mouths My teacher: gives the class 3 pages to prove aliens are real and prove how they defecate The class: -_-
#DANKNESS Me: Wassup Mom Stupid Mom: Wait its supper time already? Me: uhmm no.. its a greeting Stupid Mom: They Changed Supper to Greeting? wow... I never knew Me: NO... mom I was just saying hello Stupid Mom: WAIT SUPPER ISNT GREETING EITHER!!! Me: is this why im adopted??
#Dankness Dude: what do u wanna do His girlfriend: LMAO Dude: Ha ha ha? His girlfriend: NO, lmao means lets mate all out Dude: remember to use ur condemns Girlfriend: WHO THE F R U Dude: ur mom Girlfriend: 00