FUNNIEST TEXTS V6 

When it shows the “duckpick” it says “What the duck”😂😂

3:20 john: you and my wife and my daughter are all dead to me

When ur early but they hit u with the nobody asked

2:16 I'm suprised that the Father is a Man Of Culture as well

#dankness My friend: how many chromosomes do you have? My other friend: more than you! Me an intellectual: are you sure about that?

#dankness My friend : *being active, social, and fit* Me: *wishing I could be like them* Also me: *Sitting in my room watching memes and anime*

Hey lizard, today’s ur lucky day, I have a lighter.

#dankness Boy: I've had a crush on u when I was 5 and its still going Girl: I have no idea what your talking about I'm your drug dealer Boy: oh I thought you were my mum

#dankness Asian kid: I'll bring Corona to the party Everyone: That sounds good Asian Kid: *Shows up empty-handed* Everyone:

When he puts every title as FUNNIEST TEXTS but we will truely never know which texts are the funniest lmao 😂

Okay so everyone’s gonna ignore the fact that peter put ‘daddy’ as his ex’s contact name at 2:47

3:00 last text from him

"no i dont have a lighter" #savethesmokerlizard

#Dankness Mom: When is your friend going to show up? Me: In a couple more minutes My friend that has been in my closet for the past 4 days: *My time has come*

_Oh Lord God Almighty as thou wilt!_

#DANKNESS Girl:Babe how much do you love me? Boy:Count the stars in the sky :) Girl:But it’s daytime? Boy:Exactly,I know you were cheating,we’re over

"No, I don't have a lighter"

7:29 *You fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders*

I never listened to the intros telling me to subscribe until this one, really scared the hell out of me.

Lemillion--------------memillion. Ahhhhhhh is see what you did there. PLUS ULTRA ++++++++++

3:20 can we talk about how screwed this guy is?

3:18 Gotta tell my future kids this was the most epic mistake

#dankness Me: puts a funny meme in the comment section to get in the vid Memellion:ignore Somebody: copies my meme Memellion:'sweats heavily'

*Work from home* Nurses: JIMMY I BROUGHT THE SCALPEL #Dankness

#DANKNESS 2020 then: the virus 🦠 is not that big 2020 now: Where are the cleaning supplies

*2:55**- This, ladies, is my type of guy😂*

I am a furry Yet I liked Because We dont wanna take over the world We basically just love almost everyone :> Also oof I didnt get featured comment :

Screw that lizard, it shouldn't have started smoking in the first place :D

#dankness my dad: I’m going to the store I’ll be back in a bit :me ok :my dad Mk bye :me waiting 15 years for him to come back

*bye bye.. God blast you!* LMAO gets me every time

3:18 ooH ShIIT

#Dankness Cat:*sneezes like a demon* Me:mom you sure you're not a witch cause our cat is possessed

#dankness When going 100 mph on a school zone just make sure none of the speed bumps scream

4:21 “I passes away” “God blast you” LMFAO

"Write a funny comment!" Me: nah "Subscri-" Me: nope "Jeez fine, leave a like?" Me: sure! "Really?" Me: no " :| " " >:|"

8:47 Guy:anyways I lost my license today Me: and a mother probably lost their child that day

#dankness Nobody: Fortnite kids after losing: *cry in gayness*

*Me sneaking out* *my dad sneaking back in* *me seeing him* us: SNEAK 100 #dankness

#Dankness 2019-Go ask that Asian for answers. 2020-Whatever you do do ask the Asian

#Dankness Me: talks back to mom Mom: are you talking back to me? Me: Yes, that’s how a conversation works..

#dankness When you think of a funny meme: *happiness noise* *sees similar meme while scrolling* *sadness noise*

me: slides lighter back into pocket.

No I don't have a lighter lolololol. Edit: thanks for the likes I don't have

At 5:16 the car is a Mazda MX-5 1993... If anyone was wondering

#Dankness God: "The population is to great. Let's have a war" Iran: fails at starting a war. God: "Now what?" China: Man eats bat and starts deadly pandemic. God: "Hmm. There are great minds in this world."

4:40 The parents they are evolving....

00:00 YES! we will take over the wolrd HAHAHAHAH

“Yes I actually have a lighter”

The intro: thats why i dont like and subscribe

#Dankness A cat : meow A pig: oink A cow:moo A human that has medical and mental issues : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yo lizard, I have a lighter. Let’s get stoned

Omg the Geico lizard is smoking! “No I don’t have a lighter” #savethesmokerlizzard

Yes i actually have a lighter

2:19 Japan hurry please I know your gonna make em some day

#dankness Why is every one fighting about a Chinese guy named wa ge

#dankness Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: No reason My brain: Tha-nose

#DANKNESS Me to my crush: Hey, can I have today’s homework? My crush: you spelled I incorrectly. It’s spelled “I” not I

9:17 *They got us in the first half not gonna lie*

No I don’t have a lighter

#DANKNESS Me: *ready to play Minecraft with Mommy* Also me: *watching these memes in 10:0 pm/am lol*

#Dankness Me: watches hentai I'm my room My mom walkes in my room My mom: •_• She's cute...

#drankness Boyfriend:hun am I handsome Girl:why dont you ask ur other girlfriends Boyfriend:ok which one- Girl:I CAUGHT YOU YOU CHEATER!

0:02 *_*unsubscribing intensifies_**

#Dankness Mom: wanna hang out? Me: aren’t you dead :p mom: GOTTA RUN

The second i saw furry's taking over the world i already knew it would be deadlier than the Spanish Flu

If furries will take over the world if I don’t like I’m not liking

No, I don’t have a lighter Save the lizards *sksksksk and I oop and I oop*

The way he said baguette BaGooET

#dankness My buddy : Hey Me : Hey My buddy : what's up? Me : Sky.

#dankness BF:hey whos joe? XD Me:I can explain

3:19😂😂bruh I feel so bad for that guy lol

#dankness Daughter: mom how is it like to have the best daughter in the world. Mom: I don't know. Ask your grandmother.

The fourth to last hit him me hard

10:10 nah he just vibing

Corona is an hour away and im getting cough

0:04 **loads ak47** *Not if I make humans Extinct First!*

9:33 they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

3:47 Ah yes, Italian mobster.

"banana doggo only king" Whoops wrong vid 😂😂

#dankness all of a sudden everyone has become like Sheldon

7:42 solid tip, my guy

Fun fact, in genetics, a chromosome is a strand of DNA stored in a cell’s nucleus that’s duplicated in the interphase state of cell division (for either mitosis or meiosis), so the person with more chromosomes, from a perspective not focused on gender (XX/XY), is the older person because they simply have more cells.

#dankness *parent scolds me * Me- says something back Parent- are you talking back to me me- isn't that how conversations work? what did you think I was doing talking to my imaginary friend imaginary friend- you called me- not now Jerrold.

#dankness 11 yr old daughter: Mom I'm scared there is a clown outside Mom:do you mean your father? Daughter:this is no time for jokes mom!! Mom:so there is no time for you?

"How much chromosomes you got?" "More than YOU" that hurt, it really hurt

#dankness Husband:wanna hear a joke Wife:yes Husband:roses are red vilonets are blue u belong to zoo dont worry i will be there too but not in cage but laughing at you Wife:wanna hear joke too Husband:yes Wife:pufff you are single

"No, I don't have a lighter."

As soon as the video started with that...threat, I immediately liked the video, considering as I'm already subscribed.

Vanessa… Elizabeth… Monica… Holy shit it’s all coming together

The first beginning to a Memellion vid that I feel I need to follow, lol.😂

don’t worry little buddy “no I don’t have a lighter”

Mwahahah memellion cant stop me HERE TAKE 2 LIGHTERS MISTER SMOKER LIZARD! >:D

poor green anole. Prob saw that cig move and he thought it was a bug. (yes he, the males have long snouts, no stripe, and big neck frills.)

Lizard:IM NOT AFRAID TO Also Lizard:OH GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NO NOOOO Me:THE POWER OF no lizard I do not have a lighter COMPELS YOU

I liked the kk slider profile pic that is fire and legendary

Sorry lizard, I gave the rat my lighter first

#Dankness Son:Mom am I handsome Mom:I don't know ask your girlfriend Son:I don't have one mom Mom:Exactly

Mom: no worries I had you by accident Me: no worries I loved you by accident

#dankness me: watches video laughing my head off my mum : what the fuck are you laughing at me: shows horseshoe *everyone laughs*

5:17 I want the continue of this