in fact, he is incorrect as u pointed out, now, tell me which are correct 46 chromosomes 46 pairs of chromosomes 23 chromosomes 23 pairs of chromosomes
#dankness Boy: I've had a crush on u when I was 5 and its still going Girl: I have no idea what your talking about I'm your drug dealer Boy: oh I thought you were my mum
#Dankness Mom: When is your friend going to show up? Me: In a couple more minutes My friend that has been in my closet for the past 4 days: *My time has come*
Mom:hahaha now listen to mine Why did the idiot stand in the middle of the road Son: I dunno ... why? Mom: because that joke is so unoriginal that the people in the car are telling you to get on the road so they can hit you Son: ... mom that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said Yooo I never said you were the son
#Dankness God: "The population is to great. Let's have a war" Iran: fails at starting a war. God: "Now what?" China: Man eats bat and starts deadly pandemic. God: "Hmm. There are great minds in this world."
Fun fact, in genetics, a chromosome is a strand of DNA stored in a cell’s nucleus that’s duplicated in the interphase state of cell division (for either mitosis or meiosis), so the person with more chromosomes, from a perspective not focused on gender (XX/XY), is the older person because they simply have more cells.
#dankness *parent scolds me * Me- says something back Parent- are you talking back to me me- isn't that how conversations work? what did you think I was doing talking to my imaginary friend imaginary friend- you called me- not now Jerrold.
#dankness 11 yr old daughter: Mom I'm scared there is a clown outside Mom:do you mean your father? Daughter:this is no time for jokes mom!! Mom:so there is no time for you?
#dankness Husband:wanna hear a joke Wife:yes Husband:roses are red vilonets are blue u belong to zoo dont worry i will be there too but not in cage but laughing at you Wife:wanna hear joke too Husband:yes Wife:pufff you are single