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Funny Adult Joke: The farmer was walking her home, when he said to take a shortcut down the alley 

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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.
They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.
He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.
However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house, I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand."
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says, "Let's take a short-cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The farmer said, "Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The old lady replied,
"Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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@billbreeding797
@billbreeding797 Год назад
Oldie but a goodie!
@bellodrade
@bellodrade Год назад
Guy walks into the doctor's office and says " Hey doc, every time I move my arm like this I fart. Every time I move my arm like this I fart." The doctor thought a moment and went to the corner of the office. He pulled up a long wooden pole with a metal hook at the end of it. The guy looks frightened and asks "Hey doc, what are you planning to do with that!?" The doctor says "Relax, I'm just going to crack a window."
@tcmurray1661
@tcmurray1661 2 года назад
Hilarious. 🤣
@jeanponce2017
@jeanponce2017 Год назад
Oh not the old farmer cutting through the alley trick
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 4 месяца назад
Nailed it! 🤩
@sanjeevverma6348
@sanjeevverma6348 Год назад
Sweet old lady
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 Год назад
Good afternoon to all from SE Louisiana 17 Aug 22.
@tj921able
@tj921able 2 года назад
She just had an answer for everything, huh? ROFL
@bcallahan3806
@bcallahan3806 2 года назад
👍👍
@a64738
@a64738 Год назад
I saw that ending coming from the moment she described in detail how she imagined him doing her...
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 4 месяца назад
😆😁👍
@johnstewartBr3X1T
@johnstewartBr3X1T Год назад
😂
@marysmith1922
@marysmith1922 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cubjr1936
@cubjr1936 2 года назад
😂😂😂👍
@Carlospjr
@Carlospjr Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@monerz1
@monerz1 2 года назад
As the Bible tells us, "Anytime a joke is told, it makes baby Jesus cry." That's why always being serious is important.
@JandJthecandycab
@JandJthecandycab 2 года назад
Reference please...
@monerz1
@monerz1 2 года назад
@@JandJthecandycab Proverbs 6:11
@JandJthecandycab
@JandJthecandycab 2 года назад
Nope, doesn't say that...
@monerz1
@monerz1 2 года назад
@@JandJthecandycab Oh, you have the King James version. That's why you're so confused.
@JandJthecandycab
@JandJthecandycab 2 года назад
Please tell me you're joking.
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