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Funny (dirty) Joke: A stern Sergeant Major was at a gala event with beautiful young models 

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A stern old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event.
There was no shortage of young, extremely beautiful models in attendance.
One of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
She said, “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am,” the Sergeant Major said, “Just serious by nature.”
The young model looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”
The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, “Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young girl was tiring of trying to start up a conversation, but didn’t want to just leave the Sergeant Major who she found oddly attractive.
She said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young girl said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you, you know, did the wild thing?”
The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, “1955.”
Surprised, she said, “That long?! Well then, let me make your night better...”
And she led the Sergeant Major away to a private room.
The woman stripped and the two did the deed for an hour.
The woman cuddled up to the army veteran afterward and said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1955!”
The Sergeant Major looked at her confused and said,
“Well I sure hope not,”...
“It’s only 2130 now!”
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Комментарии : 29   
@thnd3rb1rd
@thnd3rb1rd 2 года назад
As a retired Army Sergeant Major, I found this to be absolutely hysterical. Talk about a cultural clash between the military and civilian worlds.
@rnedlo9909
@rnedlo9909 2 года назад
That one got me, LOL
@mystudent11
@mystudent11 3 года назад
That was really good. I did not take into consideration military time. Kudos.
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 3 года назад
Thanks! 😉
@jamesbronson8713
@jamesbronson8713 3 года назад
Good one !! I sent it to my 86 year old command sergeant major brother-in-law, and he loved it 😂.
@JokesOfTheDayCom
@JokesOfTheDayCom 3 года назад
Awesome. Glad you shared! 😀
@markrodriguez9442
@markrodriguez9442 3 года назад
Oh,in military time!!!
@Carlospjr
@Carlospjr 3 года назад
Great joke 😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@tmsunderrajan
@tmsunderrajan 2 года назад
Luckily he was using the 24 hours system in his watch, else he could have missed the opportunity...
@jamesharmon4994
@jamesharmon4994 3 года назад
I heard this joke many years ago, back when someone alive in 1955 might still be in the military. This joke could now be updated to have the Sergeant Major say "2010".
@tubedude54
@tubedude54 3 года назад
Saw that coming from a click away!
@phillipbonner5215
@phillipbonner5215 2 года назад
Military time of course
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 3 года назад
I like that one.
@ezrabrooks12
@ezrabrooks12 3 года назад
FUNNY STUFF!!!!!
@anthonyjdeluca1110
@anthonyjdeluca1110 3 года назад
Live Wire I hope you’re joking
@billmorris2613
@billmorris2613 3 года назад
Good morning from SE Louisiana 10 Jul 21.
@St4r_Z0mb13
@St4r_Z0mb13 3 года назад
I thought the joke would have to do with not forgetting-
@garydonaldson8657
@garydonaldson8657 3 года назад
Terribly read out!!
@camilo1455
@camilo1455 2 года назад
Pause it and read it yourself in the description
@livewire2759
@livewire2759 3 года назад
That joke is kind of getting dated... that guy would have to be around 70 years old at this point. We're gonna have to update it to, "oh, not since about 2010."
@jordancambridge4106
@jordancambridge4106 3 года назад
You need to go back to 1st grade because 1955 to 2130 is 175 years not 70 seriously where did you go to school? The back of the cereal box number 4 used in Kids Next Door?
@isobelmiller7464
@isobelmiller7464 3 года назад
@@jordancambridge4106 I think they meant 1955 to 2021, you know, our current year. This doesn't take place in the year 2130. He's saying it's, in military time, 21:30.
@livewire2759
@livewire2759 3 года назад
@@jordancambridge4106 Holy shit dude... Did you even get the joke? 2130 has nothing to do with the guy's age, that's when she figures out that he's using military time. The point I tried to make is that when she first hears "1955" she thinks he means the year, so his age makes a difference to how she responds. At this time (2021) that makes the man at least 75 years old if he was 19 in 1955. If this joke is still being told in 2055, that would make him at least 120, which is not only practically impossible but she wouldn't bother hitting on a man that old. FFS... think before you respond with insults.
@robertwheeler5125
@robertwheeler5125 3 года назад
its military time... 7:55pm to 9:30 pm :)
@livewire2759
@livewire2759 3 года назад
@@robertwheeler5125 Of course, but she doesn't know that, and we don't either until the punch line, so for the joke to be believable (that an attractive young woman would be hitting on this man) it doesn't really work if he's nearly 80 years old. If we change it to 2010 (8:10 pm), he could be in his 30s or 40s and about 10 years since he's "done it", which is much more believable than a 75 year old man who hasn't been laid since he was 19.
@homiestodard2490
@homiestodard2490 2 года назад
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