Funny Stormtrooper Conversations (STAR WARS JEDI: FALLEN ORDER) 

So it's canon that "Stormtrooper of the Year" is an official title in the Empire

'A purge trooper complimented me recently.' 'The second sister tried to compliment me, but I was too busy fighting.' 'We are true assets to the empire' I love this dialogue so much

you missed one: Stormtrooper #1: did you know you can calibrate a blaster to punch through Mandalorian armor Stormtrooper #2: if you try that a Mandalorian will break you in half Stormtrooper #1: funny, that's how the guy who told me died

I honestly feel bad for these guys, seems like the type of guys that do their jobs to support their families, until they get killed with a lightsaber, deflected blaster bolts or the hostile creatures 2023 edit: Holy crap! I wasn't expecting my comment to have so many likes!

Did the Empire hire pepole from the Reds and Blues.

Trooper 1: Hey. Trooper 2: Yeah? Trooper 1: Ever wonder why we're here? Trooper 2: Dunno. It's one of life's greatest mysteries... Trooper 1: What? I mean why are we inside a cave full of hostile creatures. It's literally just us two against monsters evolved to kill other monsters!

I did a force pull on one stormtrooper up on a ledge... He said something like "Gravity doesn't work this way!" . Made me put the controller down and start laughing.

There is a dialogue between two troopers in kashyyk where one of them said "Well, at least he had the high ground"

Jedi: “I won’t kill you, it isn’t the Jedi way” every dead stormtrooper: “am I a joke to you?”

I love and hate that the stormtroopers where given personality, the reason I love it is because now they seem like actual PEOPLE and not just some copy paste soldiers. The reason I hate it is because I FEEL SO BAD FOR KILLING THEM, so whenever I have the chance to let them live by running away, that’s exactly what I do

*"U N P R O D U C T I V E H U M A N"* -Imperial security droid

My cousin's out fighting Jedi and what do I get? Guard duty.

There’s one where one of the troopers recites his handbook and says it helps with his anxiety. Makes me feel bad when I fight him

"I'm hungry, it's reduce the quality of my poster and aim" the Stormtroopers finally answer why their aim is bad

I had a great one this morning. Got shot in combat and the storm trooper happily exclaimed “Hey! I hit him!” immediately followed with his next line with a bit of panic in his voice saying “Wait, why did I do that?”

I love the realistic reactions from stormtroopers when you're decimating them, like the "wait, I'm the only one left?", "damn it, I knew it would end like this" and "ohhhh, no, nonononono!" hilarious.

See? This is why I like to leave these guys alone, noble soldiers just living everyday lives.

I remember when I was on the second ruins you visit in Zeffo (the one with gravity shenanigans), and when I was climbing some vines an enemy spotted me and said something like "The enemy is here!". But when I tried to jump to him I accidentally fell into an abyss and he just said "Uhhh, OK". I laughed my ass off.

This almost makes me feel bad for pushing them into an abyss

Seriously, we need a game from an Imperial perspective. A Republic Commando style game, playing as a Death Trooper, finding situations to pull a stormtroopers fat out of the fire, walking through the ship all professional and hearing these kinds of conversations.

I knew these guys were amazing when in the game as you’re approaching them, one said, “uhhh, should we attack him?”

I swear at the end of the game in the fortress a purge trooper told me that I underestimated his power. I've never heard one of them say it again but I just said "no no no settle down anakin"

“Jedi can reflect blasts, so you’re just making it easier for them.” THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

They are goddamn adorable

When stormtrooper said he is never gonna get promoted then i spared him

Me: *picks up a stormtrooper and dangles them over a cliff* Stormtrooper: please put me down! Me: very poor choice of words

I don't remember the rest of the dialogue but I remember one of the Stormtroopers saying "If something that big sneaks up on you, you deserve to die." Legit made me laugh out loud.

The team that wrote the dialogue for this game deserves a compliment from a purge trooper.

The parts that always gets me is when you take out the rest of their squadron and they call for help or when they acknowledge that they’ll die. Or even when you just realise that they are trying to support their families.

I remember on Bogano, I overheard 2 stormtroopers discussing how they have no chance against a jedi but their loyalty to the empire is far stronger than their fear. Then they go on to tell each other how it's an honor serving alongside one another. So sad.

stormtrooper conversations are one of my favorite parts of fallen order. i feel bad killing them, the dialogue makes you realize you're killing other human beings

I love how they call each other stormtrooper

I was in the middle of a fight and a stormtrooper said something like stuffs like "please stay down?" "I don't wanna die here" and "I knew it would end up like this". Dude was such a pure soul I couldn't kill him and ran away. ;__;

A smart trooper is one who doesn't shoot at a Jedi after watching five of his comrades get killed by their own reflected fire.

5:55 I don’t like the shadowlands, it’s huge, dark and irritating, and there are creatures everywhere.

4:58. This really says a lot about this guy's character, loved the dialogue in this game, smart, clever and often emotional.

The phillak and the foot conversation would have been funnier if the commander had said, "Walk it off." The trooper would have reploed, "Walk it off? I can hardly walk at all!"

7:03 The fact that stormtroopers still get access to what is basically the star wars version of the internet. Just imagine stormtroopers trying to go through guides of trying to get slime off boots

"It won't be my fault" ~Stormtroopers

I want a Clone Wars era game where the battle droids speak like this

I pulled a stormtrooper once and he said “Please! Put me down!” I would’ve if I could.

0:09 Annnnnd..... I'm already dead, haha. 😂

Gotta give it to Dee Bradley Baker for the work on stormtrooper voices

I never knew I needed Matt Mercer and Yuri Lowenthal stormtroopers in my life, but here we are.

In the first level of the game, the stormtroopers sounded so scared and said stuff like, “T-they can’t all be dead, can they?” And, “I-I’m not sure I can do this..”. And I ended up crying because I felt bad for the stormtroopers. (And before you call me weak and stuff, I’m 11 and is really sensitive)

These Stormtrooper conversations are like the Thug conversations in the Batman: Arkham games, they’re just fun to listen to

wow, the empire had some serious morale issues.

Jedi Outcast: You're a cool soldier turned Jedi, you have no remorse killing stormtroopers. Yet you can simply disarm them. Fallen Order: You're a Jedi, trained not to kill. You have to kill stormtroopers and can't disarm them. Jedi are real monsters, i guess.

Anyone remember the dialogue where one stormtrooper tells another the facts about those big spider things and the the other tells him to shut up? Trying to find how that dialogue went

I was really questioning the silence in the beginning and why they didn’t just put the joke immediately…then I saw why it was there and it got me laughing for quite a while-

Once, I was exploring some ruins on Zeffo when I encountered these stormtroopers staring at one of those ancient guard bots. The droid actually asks the troopers what they were doing there, and the troopers started whispering to each other about what they were supposed to do. Eventually, the droid seemed to give up on them and just caved the two guys' skulls in.

6:35 this older sounding trooper may be a clone trooper

5:56 Anakin would be proud

It really makes Cal seem like just a monster. He’s basically a god, guy could not be a murdering psycho, but he revels in violence. He’s basically a sith

I love listening to their convos 😂

I love that they admit their aim is ass

I just want a open world Star Wars game in which you just play as a Stormtrooper (of the Galactic Empire not First Order) that can rank up after doing missions and gain new armor, weapons, skills, it would be also nice if you could play in historical battles on multiple planets, like Hoth, Yavin 4, Scarif etc. They could implement a system in which based on your skill and deck preference you can be a TIE Fighter Pilot or a AT-AT Pilot, meaning that there should totally be space fights and hell maybe even aquatic ones , since Seatroopers are a thing in canon. Side Quest should not be treated like bonus content only for grinding XP, but instead like Special Assignments, lets say that a side quest would be you protecting some ancient artifact, and if you completed its story line you could become a Novatrooper, or by retrieving something from the world of Mustafar you could become a Lavatrooper. The last thing that game should have is multiple ways to approach a fight, either stealthily or guns blazing, but in the end this will never be realized and I'm just speaking out of my ass in bad English.

Purge troopers have many great lines, too ;-) And there are many 'hidden' dialogues on the Mantis ... almost nobody spends time travelling through the galaxy after Merrin has joined the crew, but it's pretty insightful (e.g. she talks about another nightsister - her friend - and says something like 'When we were older I thought we would be together.') :-D

This game makes it perfectly clear that stormtrooper stationed on on-world bases experienced the worst.. Because of the wildlife and such.

Jedi: "I can't kill him it's not the jedi way" Thousands of dead stormtroopers who were hacked without a second thought laying around

6:13 Yep, I would say that too. 😂

Is it possible to beat the game without killing imperials? Poor soldiers...

Man, you deserve more recognition

I wouldn't be surprised if one of them said "I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures."

How is it that Stormtrooper aim became such a meme that Disney has been trying to find a way to explain it in-canon ever since?

they behave more like conscripts than 'stormtroopers'

Gives the Troopers much more personality and depth. Reminds a person they are just People Yet they always get slaughtered and nobody cares -.-

It would be cool if we got a game were we just played as a regular storm trooper and see there perspectives

6:18 HAHAHA. A storm trooper, with 100% accuracy....

This is some Red vs Blue level of dialogue

Sad part is that every single one of those unique individuals died after this recording lol

This is the most entertaining thing I’ve heard in a long time

4:27 yuri lowenthal!

there was this one trooper that was freaking out on zeffo saying, "oh no, is he gonna kill us all?!" which made me feel really bad after deflecting the blaster bolts on all of them so i just went to a save point and rested so they all respawned uwu

2:51 Almost expected that trooper to say "Patrolling Zeffo makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

I’m just saying I’d hug stormtroopers because they deserve hugs.

stormtrooper: "it's not luck its skill, at least for me" proceeds to die from Cal using his lightsaber like he is playing Wii sports tennis

5:31 Troopers are so much more positive.

Me: kills a stormtrooper Me (in Anakin’s voice): What have I done?

I had a stormtrooper who hit me and he said. "Ah! Please dont hurt me". I pushed him of a cliff 🤣🤣🤣

See, if the Purge Troopers acted like THIS instead of horny murderers, I wouldn't hate them so much

Okay, without any actual context about this game, I watched this vidoe. Now I am INSTANTLY sold. EA, I still don't want you to take my money, but I want this game

Me: (while staring at stormtroopers from a safe distance) You know, I'm just going to leave them be. They can't hurt me from here. Stormtrooper: Just fight us already! Me: ...okay.

These guy's have to be Clones (Different Templates of course). It's the same voices every time!

Guess this is what happens when you replace clone troopers with random recruits they are sloppy as hell but can still kill you with common stormtroopers

Guard might get nervous a Jedi approaches with his lightsaber drawn

Those two stormies that eliminated a bunch of traitors must be good. I bet they have to carry a lot of weight.

I remember a Purge Trooper & Scout Trooper were talking about how the Purge Trooper trained his whole life to kill Jedi. I force pushed them off a ledge.

I was watching a playthrough of the game (zanny's, I think) and when he was fighting a bunch of troopers I heard a one say "I hit him!... Why did I do that?!"

I want a game from a stormtroopers perspective. They made Star Wars into a comedic shit fest. I fucking hate what it is now. But this game atleast showed us the human side to stormtroopers. Because they are human and they should be represented in a video game in a very good way.

1:05 that sass XD

Can you do the ones when they fight you? One hit me and then said: "Ah! Please don't hurt me!" Made me LOL

Not a conversation but my favourite stormtrooper line is "i don't like you very much"

I wish you could disarm them with a force pull like in Jedi Outcast, never liked killing these guys.

Remember the stormtroopers are the good guys in the Star Wars universe

I force pulled a stormtrooper and my mans said "okay then" 😭

It's nice that some Star Wars media portrays the enemies as actual people and not just mindless killing machines.

"He's just too far!" *Literally near Cal*

2:43 imagine having armor with a heater or cooling system and being paid not to use it

Really like how they got one of the storm troopers VA's from the original Battlefront