Game Grumps Remix - Forklift Simulator 

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Showed this to my buddy. He used to be a felon. He's been in prison two times. He operates a forklift. He fucking loves this song.

I love the implication that the singer went to jail for killing people with a forklift, and yet was given a forklift-driving job while on probation lol

I'm still impressed by Dan just busting out the rhymes with that 'collision/precision/decision/derision' combo.

When people say video games make people violent, this is what they're talking about

This track is a work of art and a whole narrative journey

1:34 my absolute favorite moment lol. The low energy "an efficient way of killing..." followed by the hypest "COMEON!" sample.

The line about driving over to the brother's house and running him over even though he wasn't a witness cracks me up so much

The only bad thing about this song is that I can never listen to it for the first time ever again. Absolutely creased up laughing.

"You could say I gently lowered him in the river. With a forklift." 🤣🤣🤣

To repeat what Dan said: What a banger.

My favorite lore about this is that Arin didn't remember singing at all during the playthrough lmao😂😂

I can’t believe there was an extended version, and unlike most extended versions, it’s literally just as good

this is now home depot’s new theme song in my mind

Today I became forklift certified. During all of my training I was humming this song non stop. "An effective way of killing."

I recently got my forklift certification. I know now what song I'm going to be playing on my first day of work.

All of your guys' remixes are insane but this one is on a different level, I unironically enjoy this so much

My favourite part is "then he ran over his dad 🎵 "THEN HE RAN OVER HIS MOM 🎵

The lyrics: A horrifying tale of a serial killer trying to start a new life as a warehouse forklift operator, only to fall into old habits. The music: The jive of the century.

working the back up alarm into the third verse is honestly genius and you two are insane for it

“It’s my job and also my passion” 💀 💀 💀 this is SO GOOD

The obsession with Arin and dads in the latest compilation is admirable

I have a love and hate relationship with this gem. I’m a certified forklift operator and I simply can’t resist singing this song every time I drive it. I’ve never been to jail though. Give it time ❤ (P.S I do love coke though)

I just animated this entire song. Did Get in the Chocolate Car awhile ago too

I KNEW the part where Dan says "That was my dad, god I miss him" was missing. I'm very happy to hear it in the full version lmao

The "once killed a man (whoops)/the man might've been my dad/definitely my dad (wwwwhOOOPS)" @1:03 is SO GOOD. Also I am genuinely incapable of focusing on anything else when this song is playing, I have to sing it. It's a real problem.

Came straight from the Game Grumps video, this song is absolutely brilliant and hilarious!

I rewatched the original video and I gotta say, this remix is a work of art, the video had a lot of random improv lines, but Dan's audio was way lower, Arin talked about him a few times and a few lines were not really singing, just fit too well with the music "An efficient way of killing" was said really flat by Arin, honestly there was a lot of work put into this, absolutely amazing.

Lyrics: Intro Hello, it's Forklift Simulator (it's Forklift Simulator!) We're bringing the big energy! Verse 1 Forklift Simulator Ready to pick up the shit that's in front of me Ready to move backwards so that I can line it up Ready to go and pick up some shit Ready to call my dad Ready to cooooome over? (oh yeah) Gotta back up my little forklift, oops! Ran into the wall of the trailer But it doesn't count as a colision You gotta bring the precision you gotta make a decision Or you will experience my derision Bridge 1 Crush a child (x2) Here come the parents, crush them too Witnesses are a problem for me I've been to jail many times Chorus 1 Forklift Simulator (x2) I've been to jail so many times Forklift Simulator (x3) Learned how to drive a forklift while on work release from prison Verse 2 Once killed a man, woops The man might have been my dad Definitely my dad (woops) I killed my dad with a forklift My dad gave me some back chat Don't want any survivors So I hopped inside that forklift and ran over my dad He ran over his dad Then he ran over his mom Mom was a witness Then he ran over his brother The brother wasn't a witness I had to drive to his house run him over with a forklift An efficient way of killing (come on!) Chorus 1 Bridge 2 Forklift Simulator (x2) See you fuckin' later, that's what I said to my dad When I threw in the river You could say I gently lowered him in the river, with a forklift That was my dad, god I miss him Forklift Simulator (x2) Chorus 2 Forklift Simulator (x2) Wanted in 13 states, most of which for murder Forklift Simulator (x2) Wanted in 13 States, most of which for murder Verse 3 What do you think of your son, dad? Lower that fuckin' shit down What do you think of your son, dad? Oh that's right you're dead (woops) I killed you with the forklift Forklift Simulator I don't really remember, the cocaine is so strong Bridge 3 What a dark backstory for a forklift Simulator Killed so many people It's my job and also my passion (come on!) Chorus 3 Forklift Simulator Is that the sound of sirens? (ooh yeah) Forklift Simulator Please don't tell me that's sirens

The mental image of someone slowly lowering a mangled corpse into a river via forklift is hilarious. Also, nice touch making the beat match up with the beeps of the backup alarm

The use of the forklift backing up noise as a backtrack was brilliant

I sent this to my sister. She played it whilst holding her son on video chat with me. Thank you for the gift of being able to see my 1 year old nephew grooving and bobbing his head to lyrics like "Crush a child" and "Killed so many people."

That fact that arin even said he didn’t remember singing at all in this play through makes this so much funnier 😂😂

I'm kind of impressed at the volume of forklift stock footage that was accumulated for this song

That chorus really hits the spot 🎵

"It's my job and also my passion" holy shit xD

Laughed my ass off over at the Grumps, came over here and proceeded to laugh my ass off a second time.

lost it at "an efficient way of killing" 😆🤣

As an accidental fork lift jockey I cannot say thank you enough for sharing this. It’s officially the pump up jam of my 4am start. Enamored by your creativity.

I work an exhausting job as a patient transporter in a trauma center in upstate NY. And I found myself singing this to myself walking between calls all day. And it made me so happy. Sbassbear, you guys are amazing. ❤️ Thank you for taking golden moments and turning them into comedy platinum. ❤️ Edit: I sent this to a coworker who is not a Lovely or even knows the context of this video/song. And it's been stuck in his head too. 🤣🤣

This hits that "wanting to run over people with a forklift" urge just right 👌

Fucking incredible. Creating the music to this is INSPIRED, and Dan and Arin’s improv skills in coming up with this whole story is so impressive as well

I love how the song abruptly transitions from simply being incompetent at driving a forklift to being a FAMILY KILLING PSYCHOPATH.

This is the chillest forklift murder jam I've ever heard

You gotta give it to the guy, despite definitely having his forklift certification revoked so many times, he always manages to pass his test and get his cert back

This shit fucking rips. I know there are MANY contributions to GG audio but I think Sbassbear is right up there with the OG Triforce! I wish these will never end!

I swear the developers of the simulator game need to make this the main game's theme song now, it is just so bopping 🎶

Dan laughing when he says run him over with a forklift gets me every time 😂

So I accidentally programmed myself, Manchurian candidate style, with this song. The first time I watched the game grumps react comp with this song, I was washing dishes. Then for the rest of that week, I wanted to listen to this song while washing dishes. So now, I just pulled this song up to listen to it, and then went into the kitchen to wash dishes forgetting that I had done them a couple hours ago. Damn you, Sbassbear, you mad geniuses!

1:55 - adding in the Reverse-Alarm (on tempo, in key, and everything) was a great touch

I drive a forklift a lot at work and this is getting shared with all my coworkers RIGHT NOW.

I'm just so happy to live in a reality where Sbassbear, Game Grumps and Forklift Simulator all happened to exist and interact with each other, so we have this treasure of a song. Legitimately one of my favorite songs ever! Thank you so much. God, I miss him

This remix feels like when you're really tired with your friends and you keep adding on to a joke together, then laugh until you can't breathe. ❤

No joke. I work in a factory filled with forklifts, and when I’m listening to this song when I’m on the floor, I have a laughing fit. Funniest shit ever! 🤣

Guys, I can't stop singing this song in my head. I can't work. I can't sleep. I can't eat. It's been 4 months and nothing is changing. Now, don't be jealous. I just wanted to share how this work of art has been a blesing in my life. Forklift Simulator.

This is such a major ear-worm that I'm worried for when I return to work after term break and start singing "an efficient way of killing" in front of my 5th graders...

I will never not be able to crack a smile at Dan's slight laugh as he says "Run him over with a Forklift" 1:33

I would love it if you and the Grumps worked out a deal where you could sell these songs on Bandcamp or something, because you absolutely deserve to make some money and I would absolutely spend real money for some of these songs. This is such a fucking BANGER!

the laughter not getting cut/edited down completely is my fav part of this i think

I literally can’t stop humming this to myself every day unironically a bop

"You could say I gently lowered him."

The Grumps should play these videos before and after their live shows. I've watched this vid a dozen times. Hate how much I love it.

This song has been stuck in my head every day since they Grump's video came out. This is fantastic

Making these masterpieces is your job and also your passion.

I wanna thank you, I payed for RU-vid premium so I can hear this anywhere! It's a hit!

Oh yeah, I worked with that guy. At the Walmart graveyard shift. Every night might be your last, but that dude could throw some pallets.

I don't wanna make a definitive statement, but this *might* be you guys' best work. Not that y'all don't put together fantastic instrumentals with bass and whatnot, but there's just something special about this one that I just can't stop listening.

So, I work at Home Depot for the overnight freight team. I'm eventually considering getting certified, but one of my friends there has been for years. I showed them this song, and they instantly started cackling towards the "Crush a child" bit, and now hums it here and there when they're unloading the truck 😂

This has been stuck in my head for DAYS now lol 😂 Truly, unironically, an absolute masterpiece!! You are ridiculously talented!

I am going on 48 hours with nothing but this song in my brain. And I mean no other song. I wake up and I already hear the gentle sounds of "forklift simulator... learned how to drive a forklift while I work release from prison" in my brain. I have been asked what tune I keep humming, and I'm just like oh, it's a silly little tune. It has been a constant in my mind. It is creeping its way up my top 5 songs. I can't stop.

"Mighta been my dad. Definitely my dad. I killed my dad with a forklift!" "WHOOPS!"

This song has now entered my normal rotation of songs. It's so great!

As a person currently driving a forklift and listening to this song, it's nice to see my kind represented so accurately.

I think that if Danny and Arin ever do another Starbomb tour, this could easily go on the track list.

As a person who trains forklift operators, the simulation experience Arin and Danny got from this game completely checks out. It's my job and also my passion!!

I've never sped over to Spotify to add to my playlists so fast. All these new tracks are banging

Can't wait for the others (especially the Lipitor song) to drop as well, these brightened my day and made my sides sore!

The "Come on!" gets me every time.

I unironically listen to this song every day. It became an official part of my YT song playlist and I'm not even a tiny bit ashamed by that. Sbassbear rules!! 🔥

God these songs are amazing- will add to all my playlists. Thank you ❤😊

This deserves to be remastered hundreds of times. I hope nobody thinks I mean that derisively. I love this song. I love Sbassbear.

Melodically “learned how to drive a forklift while on work release from prison” it does a thing my brain loves very much and thank you

Holy shit I didn't expect it to just keep going and going! Fantastic video, thanks guys.

Well I know what I'll be singing in my head for the next 1,000 years

I voiced how much I'd want this on that episode... and then you come in and make it happen. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SBASSBEAR!

Such a banger, I want this to play in a supermarket in the background while I buy groceries.

I love the footage of just forklift drivers doing a good job

This is SUCH a fucking banger. You've done it again Sbassbear. Well done

"You're going to Forklift Jail" is the icing on the cake. Love this

What a dark backstory for a forklift simulator

Arin's "COME ON~" and Dan's "Ooh, yeah~" are really nice touches tbh.

every time this pops up in my suggested videos... i HAVE to watch it. it's been stuck in my head for a solid week

Time for my daily watch/listen of "Forklift Simulator"! It seriously cracks me up even more every time I hear it. 😂

Just finished watching Game Grumps reacting to your latest video! Absolutely hilarious! Please don't stop making these type of videos!

I genuinely don't know how many times, since the first time hearing this, it's just randomly popped into my head. I'll just be trying to do some schoolwork, and then, from somewhere within the cave that is my head, there's just an echo of, "forklift simulator. Forklift simulator. I've been to jail so many times. Forklift simulator."

This is unironically really good and it's been stuck in my head all week!

The way this song has completely wrapped itself around my central cortex. It’s the beat I walk my dog to. I wake up to it FORKLIFT MY RELIGION

I didn't think these could get any better and this remix blew my dad out of the water!

this is actually just in my playlist. my music playlist. i listen to it every day

THIS ONE HAD ME ROLLING mostly because it KEEPS GOING