Game Grumps: Weird Dreams 

"did you help him?" "...no.." the sheer regret in his voice though, oof

I had a dream where I was firing at something. I missed

I had a dream I met Dan and Arin and for some reason when I asked to take a picture Dan spontaneously combusted.. And Arin was just: "Dammit..Not again, Dan!"

“Are you playing with your feet?” “No”.... ”I’m playing with a foot”

*_B A R N A C L E S_*

I had a dream that my dog was giving birth but a puppy was sticking out of her stomach, and my dad looked at it and said, “ Yep that’s a goose. “

"Smiling is also what I do when I'm not listening." "But you smile all the time." "Yeah. ...What?"

I hallucinated when I was 6 where Morgan Freeman was narrating me getting lost in a supermarket, from a third person perspective though.

i had a dream where i went to buy some milk, and met a guy who was super enthusiastic about peach jam. so enthusiastic he insisted that i should try it to, so he got me a jar too and bought it for me. i didnt get to try it in the dream, but i tried it irl, its my favorite kind of jam now :p enthusiastic peach dude was right that i would like it. : D

Death dreams are weird. I had a dream I was diagnosed with cancer, and I still vividly remember the entire chemotherapy process, the degeneration, and finally dying surrounded by all my family members and friends in hospice. It ended with me thrashing around because my lungs were filling with fluid, and my mom telling me “It’s okay to let go, I love you. I love you so much” before I woke up screaming and literally sobbing. It the only dream I’ve had that’s been THAT vivid

Bro, I just lived, in a forest, with elves, for years YEARS!

I’ve had two different dreams where Arin and Dan were my dads

The worst dreams imo are ones where everything is incredibly normal and realistic. You text some friends, joke around with them, get some minor chores done. You wake up and genuinely can't remember what parts of the dream you did or didn't do, then start saying shit like "didn't we have that conversation the other day?" And your friends have no idea what you're talking about. You feel genuinely shocked when you see like something minor like the cord to your headphones are still tangled when you swear you just detangled them, and wonder how the hell this happened or if someone broke into your house and did this. I'm laughing as I write this but I genuinely hate these dreams so damn much. Loving reading this comment section btw, reading people's dreams is so fun.

Ok but someone has to make an animation of the barnacles nightmare, I think we all need it

Arin: You can make him moonwalk Arin: *sings Staying Alive*

The best dream I ever had was a dream of my grandfather getting up of the hospital bed saying asking how I was doing. « Fine how are you gramps? ». « I’m gonna be just fine Vince » The next morning I woke up to my dad calling on the phone saying that my grandpa died. He had an accident a few days earlier, which left him with broken bones. The medical staff gave him a day but he got through almost the whole week. We all got to say goodbye. I like to think that I got to see him one last time

I once had this wacky dream where a T-rex was chasing me through a gigantic theatre but I escaped by stealing somebody's pickup truck and then I went home and high-fived Obama

Hate when you are having an awesome dream, and you're just really in the moment, and then your alarm goes off or your parent wakes you up or something. Like goddamn, the amount of times I've been cockblocked by my alarm clock is absurd.

I had a dream once where I was Link, fighting Ganondorf in a field (like in Twilight Princess if you need a better visual). We were sword to sword fighting and it was super epic, but some meters away, there was a festival going on and people didn't give a single shit about the fight. Ganondorf and I were confused as fuck and looked at each others for a while, wondering if we should keep on fighting or not (His face was priceless. He was like "Are we a joke to them?") and I just sighed before moving back and ask him "You wanna go with me?" and he nodded, put his sword back in his sheath, so did I, and we went to the festival. There was a woman there selling pies who were homemade and looked delicious, and I took a blueberries one. Ganondorf and I then went to sit next to a river, far from the others, and I gave half of the pie to him while I ate the other half. The pie was the most delicious pie I've ever eaten in my life, it was warm and sweet, the best. We were eating in an akward silence for a while, and after some minutes, I just said: Me: I'm gonna kick your ass after this. And he answered: Ganondorf: I'll kick your ass first, boy. While having blueberries jam stuck on his beard. That was hilarious. And when I woke up, I had droll on my chin and I could almost still taste the pie in my mouth and my stomach was growling in hunger and I *only* wanted blueberries pie right now. Now I eat some sometimes but I make them myself and when I eat it I just remember how I had a fun time eating it with the Gerudo King. The end. ^^

Ya'll ever get to a flight of stairs in a dream, but instead of walking down you just jump the entire thing?

I had a dream where an evil scientist put me into a video game and when i died in the game, he brought me back out, put me in a banana suit, and smashed me with a sledgehammer I was in like 2nd grade. Dont judge

A while ago I had a dream that I had a one night stand with a lady and the next day I found a litter of werewolf puppies on the couch and what followed was this convoluted series of misadventures as I tried to hunt down my Werewolf baby mama while also tending my various sons. I’m still looking.

I once had a dream where I fell in love with a girl at a party and she was really nice, I somehow ended up in a white void where a bunch of bedrooms were floating around all with the doors open and names of girls on the doorframe. I kept looking for her but then I slowly forgot her face and her name. I went into this room where a girl with very long white hair was sitting with her knees to her chest and her hair around her in a way that blocked her face. I said hello and her head snapped up to look at me. She looked like she'd been dead for a week and she whispered "I am not her, but you don't remember her, so is she really worth looking for?" The whisper sounded like shouting in my ears. Then I woke up. Happened in 6th grade but I still remember it.

Once I had a dream that I was in Mexico buying carpets and Sasuke was sitting in a corner and I asked him if he was doing ok and then we had a heart to heart chat

The barnacles dream already has a movie equivalent. The Japanese movie The audition is a romance movie all the way through until it becomes a horrifying spooky torture porn fest.

I hate the ones where it's a great and fun time, but you wake up but can't go back to sleep, so you're just bummed out for the rest of the day.

Here’s a weird dream that I had once, read if you’re interested: So I had a dream where I was on the titanic with three of some old friends of mine. So we all go downstairs into this weird room with lots of junk in it, I find these magical flip flops and my friend finds a hand-cannon type thing that only shoots bananas. The titanic of course, sinks. We all freak out then go to get ice cream then with sheer common sense, held the flip flops in each hand and started to fly, you know like I normal person would do. Then my legs turned into like chicken legs or something and I grabbed my friends and flew off the titanic and landed on a very tall tree just in the middle of the ocean. There was a bird there who had a nest and eggs and out of one the eggs hatched Dan (I’m not making this up, sometimes I have dreams that relate with the Grumps, that’s why I mentioned this dream instead of thousands of other weird ones I had) so anyways it hatched Dan (he was like really small) and I was really confused then he got into like a little clown car and drove away then I woke up in a cold sweat. I have... interesting dreams to say the least.

As a person with ADD, I get some wild dreams. Running from dinosaurs in a strip mall, and then chimney sweeping a brothel from the Italian Renaissance in the same dream.

For people who aren't aware, everyone has an average of 5-7 dreams every night, assuming you sleep around 8 hours. People who "don't dream" just don't remember those dreams.

One of the funniest dreams I had was when I received a mysterious lumpy package from my best friend. All that was written on the bubble mailer was “to: Reid”, “from: [friend]”, and “CHAOS”. Curious and concerned, I opened it. It was just filled with jelly beans, and I laughed myself awake

5:43 this is actually a movie! It’s called “the worlds end” about an epic bar crawl of old friends with a bazaar plot twist that doesn’t even come in till about an hour into the film.

I still recall my worst nightmare, from when i was 6. I was a detective and i had this like rookie partner, and we were investigating these like homicide cases were there were no injuries but they were dead, but like it was obviously foul play, and we tracked the killer down to this carnival, and he was like selling these “trips to heaven” were people pay money to lay down in this american flag metal coffin and they supposedly go to heaven for 4 minutes and come back. My partner, she wanted to do the thing because we knew that he was the killer, so she got inside the coffin as i was screaming “NO DONT” and fucking like everything shifted into a hellscape and this demonic voice was flashing like pentagrams and 666 in my face and was going “SHES MINE NOW” and shit like “YOU WILL KNOW THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL - 666” and then i woke up screaming but no one heard me and i looked next to me and my partners dead ass corpse was in the bed and then her eyes snapped open and i screamed harder and then i woke up in real life, screaming. Good times

I love dreaming (especially lucid!!) and talking about dreams so so so much - ive got notebooks full of years of dreams for story ideas and character ideas So far one of my favorites is when I was running from Jeff Goldblum and it ended when he shot me point blank in the face

I died in my dreams i dont dream anymore because im dead

When I was like, 5, I had a dream the night before me and my mom were gonna be moving. I was in my grandparent’s house, where we lived when I was an infant and hadn’t seen for a few years. The mad hatter came to my house, sat down with my mom, and had a small tea party with her. My child-self immediately didn’t trust him, and I tried to tell my mom he was up to something. But every time I spoke to her, he would push a big red button on his palm and electrocute me. I tried whispering to her, thinking he wouldn’t hear me, but he clearly saw me doing it. Worse part was that my mom was getting annoyed and frustrated with me, shoving me away and acting like I was a burden. The dream ended with me laying on my bed, crying because the mad hatter killed my mom, despite me never seeing him do it,

*BARNACLES*

I had a dream a couple years ago that Dan kissed me in a nightclub. It actually led me to discovering that I was bicurious

As a kid I got nightmares about being lost in a field and hunted down by a robot vacuume that sucks peoples hearts out through their chest

Dan: "did you help him?" Erin "no." Don't know why this is so funny but it just is

I only get boring, realistic nightmares. No zombie apocalypses or anything like that. I just dream that I wake up late for an appointment, or I'm lost while driving. Honestly, those are scarier to me than zombie nightmares just because of how close to life they are.

who all would love to see the Barnacles movie?

I had a dream where I met Junji Ito himself, we had a chat which felt like an eternity, until he asked "Do you like the spiral shape?", I said yes, he said "good.", and literally morphed into a fucking spiral, he was rolling after me, when he was about to squish me, I violently woke up....... That dream gave me an existential crisis.

I once had a dream where I was basically sacrificed by my art teacher. It was wacky.

My mom's has some old fashioned Mexican superstitions with dreams and she told me if you dream of someone dying, that means someone you know in real life is going to get married/have a wedding very soon. Vice versa if you dream of a wedding, someone you know is going to die... yeah

Jafari Hanson 2020 "We'll put soda in your water fountains".

The weirdest nightmare I had once involved everyone including myself transforming into seagulls and laughing like Tidus from Final Fantasy X.

I constantly have dreams where I’m at like high school, and I can’t remember what classes I’m in, what my locker is, etc. And then I’ll come to the realization that I’m done with school and I’ll just leave.

i never have dreams that make sense, one that sticks out to me is a dream where i was lost in a swamp and then i fainted, and as i lost conciousness a group of anthro aligator businessmen swarmed around me asking me if i needed help. i woke up then

Oh man, the guy that had a trip in elf land must be what those kids in jumanji sounded like

I had a dream where me and this random guy in my grade could pause time and I told him that we have to use our powers for good so I was in class and all of a sudden time stops and I was like “oh c’mon man!” And I walked around until I found him and I asked why he stopped time? And he said “because I forgot to study for my exam” and honestly, same

Ive had the school dreams so vividly that it's confused me as to whether or not I'm actually in a school prison of some kind

The dream I remember the most is a dream where I was on a road trip with Koume and Kotake from Ocarina of Time, and we were at a crossroads, and they were just arguing over which way we needed to turn. The dream ended before they sorted it out. I loved how in-character it all was for them.

I always have really wholesome dreams. Like in my dream I’ll be hanging out with a cute girl and nothing happens. Just cute wholesome things

I have a recurring nightmare that I’m being attacked by someone and my family and my friends are all sitting there laughing at me telling me how sad and pathetic I am and that I will never be worth anything to any one and I can’t do anything about it

Had a vivid dream where the whole town disappeared and I woke up sad thinking I was alone and my family was outside at the time that I woke up so I walked around just moping about for about 5 minutes before my sister walks in and I almost went into shock before I realized I had been dreaming

One time before I went to bed I checked on Splatoon 2 to see if there was gonna be a splatfest right before going to bed, there was not a splatfest. Then that night I had a dream that pearl and marina announced the splatfest. The next day I woke up and checked Splatoon 2 for a splatfest and there Was one with the exact same theme as the one in my dream.

i used to have this recurring dream where i would just be walking in this foreign war zone, only to realize that it's not foreign (at least to me) but actually in the US. and as i walk around, i try to find someone, anyone, but it seems like i'm the only survivor for some reason. after walking around for hours i hear a noise. like a loud mechanical noise. i walk towards to it, only to find a huge machine that looks super extraterrestrial and it lights up as soon as i get within 20 feet of it. and it gets louder, brighter, and it looks like it's about to fire at me and as soon as it's about to blast me, i let out a scream and immediately wake up. in retrospect, it doesn't sound too scary compared to other people's nightmares, but this dream still scares the living shit out of me when i talk about it. thank god i stopped having it.

Those zombie apocalypse dreams are no joke terrifying for me, I have one every year or so and they scare the shit out of me each and every time

I had a dream the other night that Dan brought me a stolen Burger King marquee as a gift. Thanks Dan.

I either have nightmares or batshit crazy dreams. There's no in between. Once I dreamt I was being hunted by a sentient Art Pose statue thingy, and it inly moved while you weren't looking at it.

I have the dreams like Arin described, where I try to text and can't all the time. Also a lot of dreams where I'm drunk again and everyone is mad at me, but I can't remember getting drunk, so I feel super powerless. Like Dan said, it's great to wake up and find out it didn't really happen.

it’s actually really common for regular cannabis use to affect your dreams. I use that side effect intentionally to curb my PTSD nightmares. I dream so much and so vividly (thanks, trauma!) that for me cannabis only limits my dreams to a degree. I’ve had a lot of friends who took a T break and had super vivid elaborate dreams every night during that time.

2:28 I had that sort of dream about my brother when I was 12 and that morning when I woke up I just started crying and ran to his room and hugged him.

I'm with Dan about the wet dreams. My friends have had tons and I've had none. But my dreams also blue ball me by making the dream super hot, but then I wake up

Also dmt is a weird drug because there’s a hellish amount gatekeeping - every time I’ve been interested in it and going to that collective consciousness space my hookups are like ‘you aren’t old enough to fully understand the weight of the trip and I won’t sell it to you for another 10 years at least’. Like m8 I’m not gonna be interested in doing drugs when I’m 30

So I’ve had weird ass dreams. Quite a few involved Dan and Arin. One was a creepy dude was trying to kidnap me at a convention, and I found Danny and Arin and asked them for help, so they jumped up and attacked the guy and did heroic poses and shit and wanted to marry me all the sudden. And then there was one where Danny kissed me. I think I just love the game grumps!

When I was 4 years old I had this dream that I was at someplace outdoors in the middle of the night, and I was staring at this wall which had white light shining on it from an unknown source behind me, and I could see the shadow of a man that had a cartoony body and shape that was crying like a baby with a man voice. It's really weird and kinda hard to explain, but this dream left feeling sad, scared, and uncomfortable to this very day (mostly sad). The way he was crying was so weird but it made feel this weird kind of sadness that I can't explain. I never told this to anyone, I don't know why (doubt anyone would read this anyway). Something about it just me makes me so sad everytime I think about it.

YEAH!!!! The one where you lived an entire life with time skips, then when you finally close your eyes surrounded by your family you wake up from your dream vaguely remembering it like "....Did I just...."

I keep having dreams where I levitate, fly, or float. Now, this would't be that weird, but these dreams have formed a story arc. Another night, I'll dream a sequel to the last dream. I won't even realize it's a sequel until I begin flying. So weird.

I remember a dream I had where Dan, Arin, and I were just walking around downtown where I live just chilling and making jokes. I still remember how happy and relaxed I felt once I woke up. God I wish I could actually meet them.

The pacing and events of Arin's barnacle dream sound very familiar... I guarantee you that if he had turn around and ran, he would have found a tunnel of light and come out the other side face to face with NiGHTS.

I can relate to Dans stories of his dreams about his loved ones dying in his dream and waking up and realizing that your parents are still alive. Have woken up crying like this. Heavy Shit to start off a day.

I dream sometimes, and I remember mostly parts of it, but there are times, where I don't remember anything about my dream, but throughout the day, I'll get hints about what happened in the dream. It's like a deja vu.

I love how everyone whose heard about it is immediately interested in DMT. Like, I don't plan on doing any drugs, but if I do, that's definitely the one I'm interested in. Also, I apparently have been curious about it before, as when reading the Wikipedia article, I remember that I had in fact read something about "machine elves" in the past. Lol

It makes me so happy to look through the comments and not see that aCtHuAlLy YoU DrEAm EvERy NiGhT guy

sometimes my dreams control my emotions. like a few months ago i had this dream where a girl I had been hardcore crushing on for a year and a half just hugged me and told me she didnt like me. then, the next morning, boom! no icky feelings. I think my subconscious sensed that i needed to emotionally heal, like really fast. I’ve also gotten spontaneous crushes on people after having random wet dreams about them. I wake up in the morning, see them at school and just think 😏😏😏

I have this recurring dream where I'm at my old school and everyone that I had class with from middle school on foward is there. The funny twist is that i had this dream for a lot of years, and each time I have it there is more people there, normally my newest friends, and I interact with them with my current personality. It is almost like going back in time with my mind of today. Like, in one of the most recent instalments, I was just talking with this girl I liked on middle (which I wasn't even one of her friends back then) e then I went on to fight with my ex-girlfriend from high school. Yeah that's crazy. I looking foward to the next sequel of my dream, where my atheist, dark humorous friend will probably be there *(I betting he's going to kill someone)*

Hearing about all of the crazy dreams they have is a bit saddening for me. I’ve never had a dream at all. It’s always just blinking but when I open my eyes 6 hours passed.

What the hell? An actual modern GG compilation with Jon? Impossible!!

O often have dreams where id fall off a cliff but magicly have glider wings and float down gently.

Had a dream once where there were these people in suits throwing axes at a bunch of homeless people from one end of a long rectangular room. It was like an execution where, if the executioner missed, the executee can fight back

When I was like four I had a dream where my mom was chained to a broken plain cargo mover thing and I had to watch as she was chopped into pieces by an executioner

My dreams are almost always either scary or weird. I can't really remember any wholesome or nice dreams. One the most common things I experience, when I remember my dreams, is being in freefall and the sense of "Oh shit I can't stop this, I'm gonna die." Like one time, I went up the stairs from my house, and I looked back down where I came and it looked like it came from an endless pit. And I proceded to somehow fall over the banisters, cuz I was being chased after something. Another time, which was recent and weirdly scary, was a dream of me going sledding through a car park / highway. On top of high traffic, it felt like the streets were sloped at like 70 degrees or more, and so I was trying to slow down and stop my sled. Fortunately, I almost always forget my dreams (or never have dreams. Dunno which.)

probably my strangest and most funny dream was one i had when i was like 9 or something. i was going to the pe room at my school, we were gonna play splatoon that period. and just as i walked in the door some kid came up to me and said "i just got a new high score on ninja turtles around the world!" now ninja turtles around the world was essentially a game where there were 3 ninja turtles (yes the ones from tmnt) in front of the screen hula hooping. the center turtle was the closest to the screen, but it was weird cuz my classmates' faces were plastered onto the faces of the ninja turtles. to score you had to click a very large earth that was revolving in the background. it was so easy and not even fun but everyone loved it so much. later on in the dream our school was having an assembly and at the assembly they did this huge presentation about the game. they displayed it using a projector and out of nowhere one of the teachers ran up in front of the projector and started dancing like a maniac. and she had that crazy look on her face too. the best part was that NOBODY found it to be remarkable in the slightest and i was only slightly weirded out by it. its been almost 4 years since i had that dream and i still consider it to be my favorite dream of all time just cuz it was so damn funny to me at the time and STILL is.

90% of my dreams are just me being late to class - _ -

I’ve had a dream where I was a bridesmaid for my friends wedding with her girlfriend and had to find stuffing for her girlfriends bra otherwise they would get a divorce

i had a dream about a 84 year old shrivelled up baby with wrinkles and 3kliksphilip was reviewing it

Hey just a normal comment here. *_BARNACLES_*

"Did you help him?" "......no"

I had a dream that I worked in a office. Just a normal office and that’s it. Boring dream.

I always dream of being directly under an apocalypse sky full of explosions and seizure inducing colors.. it’s horrifying and fun at the very same time

I once had a dream where I died. It was cool.

Arin’s explaination of a fever dream is super relatable

Danny’s dream about the rotary phone sounds like a good premise for a movie

I've had this same dream three times, all when i was very young. There was a gigantic talking t Rex living in the woods behind my family's house. It seemed friendly, and i talked to it every day, while it just stood there above the tree line. But one day, it did not respond when i spoke to it, it just stood there as if it was deaf. I got the feeling i should run inside as fast as I could, so I bolted for my back door, and it started chasing me. I got inside just a second before its jaws closed where i had been running, just a second ago. It then went to the front of the house and began banging on the garage door with its head, I always woke up here. The most clear dream I ever had was this, also happening when i was very young. I was coming down stairs on Saturday morning from bed. As soon as I got to the bottom of the stairs, a giant spider, about the size of a cat, started chasing me around the house. When I got the my dining room, I found my family eating breakfast, and they told me the spider was our new pet. later that day i was walking into my living room with the spider. there was a credit card-looking thing on the coffee table and it zapped me when i walked by it. Then again, later that night my whole family, except me, was standing around the fire place about to open the chimney to let out the smoke. when the turned the thing that opened it, lightning came through the chimney and zapped my family. They then turned into frankenstein's monster-looking things, and the one that was my dad said,"midnight nightmare", and then the dream ended.

I had a dream that I was dan’s grandfather and he rode me like a horse in a “ride your grandparent” horse (?) race (I am a female btw)

I once had a dream that me and my sister were late to school, and missed the bus. We had to go through lots of weird places, and for some reason, me and two other dream kids wound up in some kind of iron fish in the middle of my dream high school (not my actual dream high school, just a dream... high school). The vice principal of my middle school helped me out of the fish, and me and my sister rushed over to my school. In my dream, the other middle school of my district were like,fight next to each other. And, I guess the two boys in the fish with me were trouble makers, because they used a ladder to hop the fence. I tried to climb it, but it just crumpled, like paper. Then I woke up. TL;DR: I was transported to Elmore in my dream.

I remember once having a dream which then changed, a bit like how an advert plays between a show (the advert is like a mini irrelevent dream between the bigger dream). Here's what I vividly recalled afterwards... --------------------- I was standing on a floating stroopwafel platform, as were other people. People had speech bubbles showing what they were speaking about (but the normal text slowly morphed into just 'stroopwafel') The background was a repeating pattern of stroopwafels. And all the way through a large image of one was gliding towards me, whilst there was the noise of what sounding like a distorted voice getting louder and louder.

Okay, so I don’t know what this says about me as a person, but my dreams are fucking *weird.* I have a process that helps me remember my dreams and I can usually remember them in detail. Since starting this, I’ve had 2 dreams where I’ve stabbed someone (The other party provoked it) and 2 dreams where I’ve been shot, and in the second dream where I was shot I was shot in the head 2 or 3 teams as well as other areas and I remember thinking “Huh, I should’ve be alive, I got shot in the head” and “I think That’s too many bullets for a regular hand gun”

12:26 HIT OR MISS I GUESS THE NEVER MISS *HUH*