Garbage Retrospective To Star Wars The Original Trilogy and Rogue One with a hint of Rebels 

Mr. Plinket is pleased by this do one on Night Court next those asshats never fixed his vcr

Hi Mr kilian, you still owe me 5 million dollars for the bath water.

Are you going to make a video on the new Warcraft expansion?

No, you're acquaintanced with star wars.

20:04 Killian, this is amazing.

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear asb

@@AxxLAfriku nobody will ever admit that

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@@AxxLAfriku, no. That's boring. You're boring.

He is swedish and he has stockholm accent its not really frozen there like in Northland or Finland

i didn't understand the joke

@@Mads_MH friking casual

@@thesenate7954 you could have just answered

@@Mads_MH they all have English accents

The best thing is this is canonically true

"Non-canon"

im pretty sure this is cannon

This is literally on par with Auralnauts/Jedi party

@Trey Stephens did you watch the video

@Trey Stephens Mate, this entire channel is about trashing media in a funny way.

Ohhh shit I didn't get that the first time. Killian you naughty racoon.

Sweden be like...

Didn't you know the DeathStar is actually called Bismark

or hide their money ^_^

@@zaikolebolsh5724 He's Swedish. That's the joke.

No it exists for the scene

@@wellshit9489 two reasons then

Still a great film though, although the set-up of Operation Skyhook from the Legends continuity was way better.

@@wellshit9489 the scene that makes no sense when you watch episode 4.

It doesn't exist. The exhaust port is an irrelevant weakness since after multiple attempts every Rebel misses, they even say it's impossible for a creature with basic reflexes manage to hit it, even with navigation computer. THE ONLY reason Luke manages to do it because he has literal space magic powers. That means that Galen Erso somehow knew that the Rebel fleet will have a force user on their team when they attack even though he was a man of science and didn't take the force seriously.

I don't get the joke

@@goldensun2787 I think's he's referencing the "Help Stepbro, Im stuck" memes.

The degenerate in me had a great laugh!

Good catch , I thought am I knowledgeable or just a deviant lol

“I’ve always known. That’s why I’ve checked the facts, and the risk of a birth defect...” Dammit Kilian

So... my first year college roommate? Damnit, that was my microwave too...

Di Di Di...

CANON.

YES

And that is kilian experience

Is it possible to learn this power?

Yeah, such a good rødgrødmedflød

You take that back, syglekugle!

can't believe i just bought a thousand liters of milk...

I feel like I just hard cultured. Is this like when our New Zealand neighbours pronounce 'deck', we giggle?

Dansken förtjänar det, ni skämtar om oss medan vi bara skämtar om norsken.

don't forget about that one guy without a nose

@@EresirThe1st this but green lantern

I got the rabbit from Secret Life of Pets, not Hoodwinked :(

@@EresirThe1st There’s like 87 versions of Joker or something. Many of them are very much villains.

Do remember that google brings up topics or characters that are relevant to you. There will always be certain things in the mix; but their data on you identifies the subject matter (in this case villains) you or people like you, are more likely to click on.

Although this were Death Troopers

@@OrdkaMarlSkirata arnt death troopers zombies.

@@Demicleas Nope. There is an older legends novel about zombies called Death Troopers, but these are in fact Death Troopers. Kind of elite forces

Well, the other parody (spaceballs) had more of a plot than ros, so I honestly find it fitting

RoS was so bad that most ppl who liked the sequels, one or both of the first 2, hated it. So.

And this is how I realised Killian has garbage opinions

@@deadshot5007this is how I realised you have garbage opinions

nah, that's just you.

I don't really see how it would be a problem to be a princess of your own planet and a senator representing that planet in the Republic. The Republic is a kind of meta-government, having all kinds of government types in its different member planets. Kind of like you could be a prince of your own country, but also an elector to the Holy Roman Empire.

@@Thetarget1 I was referring to Bail as a Senator, rather than Leia. The electors of the Holy Roman Empire were part of the feudal hierarchy still, not representatives to a greater government.

@@Hatypus I think that it wasn't nepotism. Bail didn't become senator because he was married to the queen. He got to know, and eventually marry, the queen because he was a senator. Not everyone will have a chance to casually meet royalty. Senators are presented with various opportunities.

@@JaharNarishma T'was just a bit of humour

Perkele

That’s the first time I’ve heard the Finnish language be called ”guttural”

So I wasn't the only one who thought he made them have a finnish accent.

Suomi finland

Poor Suomi, I think their language is very nice

I'm gonna kill myself over that.

Solo wasn't even included, fitting.

@@pandacakes6613 wait that was a movie?.

Same thing with Marty O'Donnell in halo. Score is essential

@@horrificpleasantry9474 this is extremely true

I knew I'd heard that music somewhere!

I second this.

Fact

Im personally a man of Plo Koon but I do agree Kit Fisto is also awesome

Real

To be fair the actual name isn't much more descriptive.

@@maxjones503 Wait it makes even less sense the original trilogy doesn't feature an actual war! Just some dumbass rebellion

@@korvenett9882 and a country with state vs rebellion is called?

@@att7364 A Rebellion? I don't understand your question. At best the "war" in Star Wars is a civil war.

@@korvenett9882 are civil wars not a war to you? I mean it's kinda in the name And yes, it's referred to as the galactic civil war

That's Kilian's special talent

Didn't Anakin slaughter the leaders?

They went bankrupt after the empire invented the pain chip

Almost like George wanted to tell us something...

@@kungolaf4499 George: "I might have gone too far in a few places."

Really makes you think :)

This joke has been in the back of my mind the whole video, I don't get it :(

You’re not obiwan, so naturally you don’t get it

@@Captain-Jinn It's over Anakin, I have the high ground! Rings a bell?

@@Captain-Jinn It's a word-play on "follow". Luke does not "follow" - understand Obi-wans question/reference. Anakin (tried to) followed Obi-wan to the "higher ground". As in to literally follow someone. He jumped after Obi-wan.

@@Captain-Jinn one hill is taller than the other. Obi went to the tallest hill. Anakin followed to the smallest hill. So Obi had the high ground.

Lots of planets have a north.

@@Quirderph I understood that reference.

He actually said "incompetently". 7:42

@@thegrayyernaut Only someone with Tarkin senses could have caught that. You have a bright future with the Empire.

@@thegrayyernaut the heir to the Tarkin senses! The legend were true!

@@thegrayyernaut to think you could catch such a mistake! You truly are Tarkins heir!

:(

@@lass7212 It's ok to be danish.

@@Marek21SK ty :)

Speech wasn't garbled enough, 0/10 realism.

I don't know whether I should be pissed or sad that it sounded like real Danish to begin with.

It's in the same category as fanfictions involving C3PO and R2D2

it ain’t THAT bad tbh. It was ok. Ok doesn’t cut it for Star Wars though.

@@hiage66666 I really don't see why everyone absolutely hated Solo.

@Jackson Larson Me neither. Most of Solo was meh, but there were some great parts - I really enjoyed Woody Harrelson's character Beckett, and Donald Glover was a fantastic Lando. He emboddied Billy Dee Williams. And despite all the press about him needing an acting coach (and every film set has an acting coach, the one for A New Hope basically directed the movie while Lucas played with his props), Alden Ehrenreich was very good as a young Han Solo. Qi'ra was genuinely awfully acted- Emilia Clarke was more wooden than a city on Khasyyyk, and the movie had it's bad and WTF moments, but every Star Wars film has had a few of those, so... *shrug*

I find it odd that most changes and reiterations of Han has made him more competent. The first iteration had him as a rogue that only had street smarts. He bested Greedy by acting first. Street smarts! But he showed Kenobi that he wasn't a great pilot by giving a distance instead of a time when talking about the FAST ship he has. Also, Chewbacca is the pilot. Han is just acting. Chewbacca does everything. Han talked about the Jedi as crazy people that tricked people into believing in magic. Han was not at all informed about the wider world. His street smarts told him to not trust people, which made him a bit more ignorant. Han's small world didn't need those distractions.

it's always we needed him and never he needed us

Unlike Jontron...

Your comment currently has more likes than Kilians, which makes you more talented.

Whenever I see the red panda of death, I know it’s about to be lit

Kilian showing up Jesus since March 6, 2015.

Ah really?

@@Checkmate1138 actually he is referring to halo.

@@fictionarch So, which one?

@@Checkmate1138 until infinite comes out halo only has one real trilogy.

@@fictionarch Ah, I meant how do you know he was talking about Halo, not Digimon?

Probably because air bending is just a less powerful version of the force

@@unepintade Well, I don't know about that, they both have very unique abilities that make them powerful

@💋𝗙**𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 РR0FIL He seems like he is an extremely powerful man, able to evade copystrikes and many other obstacles. However I am concerned with the title of Darth that he possesses...

A true fan ladies and gentlemen

The movies are good. Def recommended although you can really see the age. If that bothers you

As a character from there I can confirm

spoken like a true fan and enjoyer of high quality vidya

no joke ,i played the whole SW Lego game like years before i actually watch the movies

Yes please. Can't wait for Kilian to trash my beloved game!

YES!

YES

Agreed! I am secure enough in my love for the trilogy that there's nothing Killian could say! Unless he plays a custom shepard...

Well, Luke _is_ a self-insert character afterall.

@@stelladespire6068let’s hope that doesn’t matter when it comes to Lucas’ relationship to siblings

I want a gif version of that

every1 knows Han shot first XD

@@vine01 What are you talking about, Greedo clearly shot multiple times first? _(joke)_

Followed by Digimon.

The original cut was garbage, Lucas's original wife recut it into a good movie, then he dumped that wife.

@@romitkumar6272 It's partially true. Though the real issue may have been that the original cut was poorly paced. The original editor was fired. Then Marcia Lucas and her team were brought on board... and won an oscar for their efforts. Granted, the rough cut was made before the music or the special effects were finished, which probably made it seem less impressive.

Hey, revenge of the sith isn’t THAT bad, especially compared to some of the other Star Wars movies

Fox thought it was gonna flop cause most sci-fi movies flopped in those days. The original cut was slowly paced and Lucas himself fired the editor and brought 3 editors to finish the film on time. Marcia that everyone credits with saving the movie only edited the trench run and a few minor scenes. Lucas didn't dump her, she cheated on him with the carpenter working on Skywalker Ranch. The whole notion of Star Wars being saved in the edit seems to stem from people not being able to reconcile that the same man that gave the 3 beloved movies also gave the 3 movies they hated. So it has to be that SW is good despite Lucas. Apparently all these people saw the true gem of potential in SW and worked behind Lucas' back to steer it to greatness. In reality most of the crew didn't give af. Just a paycheck till the next gig. Nobody knew or dreamed they were working on a future cultural phenonenon. But now everbody acts like they were the real power behind the throne. Paul Hirsch one of the 3 editors for example takes credit for lightsaber colors and other stuff.

@@rebel_diamonds It has been said that films are made in the editing room. "Saving the movie" is essentially what *all* editors are hired to do.

His blood, it drained into the boards, we had to change them...

@@tennheroisbae886 we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.

“Someday when you are older… You may be be hit by a boulder.” wait wrong one

Yeah like yesterday I started binge watching the old videos and he uploads it always happens like that for me

The references are strong with this one

Just... take my like and get out

Also, he shows up as a force ghost... was Watto a Jedi?

One of the best shitty turkish movies Yine Bakmak istiyorum xD

I’m a Turk as well and I’m just as proud

@@TheFalseShepphard I wonder

How's your women's rights going?

@@wellshit9489 Turkey is a party to the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women since 1985, as well as to its Optional Protocol since 2002. ... In 2004, an update to article 10 of the constitution placed the responsibility for establishing gender equality on the state: "men and women have equal rights.

yessssss

Not in empire

And what a Dune reference it was.

None i could trust with the upmost confidence of a red panda...

Well you would wouldn't you?

@@JamesTobiasStewart I did have to watch the clip twice before I noticed.

Just imagine if Disney released it in December instead of 6 months after TLJ broke the fandom in pieces. The movie would've done so much better in the box office after the storm had settled.

Oh, right.... Thats a movie....

So Tarkin is basically Putin?

@Checkmate1138 Putin is just a Tarkin wannabe.

What’s wrong with a little bit of showmanship

@@ozymandias1133 I feel like heating up the atmosphere and spreading footage of people agonizingly burning to death would be way more effective at doing that too. Quick and painless is not very fear inducing

@@Reac2 It's instant though, and it comes as a surprise. If the atmosphere starts heating up, you might have a chance to evacuate, with a space laser though you are space debris.

@@mmsL125 with reduced cost you could build 2 death stars in paralel

Realistically speaking, how cataclysmic would the "mere" single reactor ignitions from Rogue One have been?

@Evelyn 21 y.o - check my vidéó who made you do this

Which is genius because humans never fight because of their pain receptors

@@mmsL125 It is funny that some people accept everything when you put the word "canon" in front of it.

​@@mmsL125 Even beyond it being ineffective, starwars never really deals with the moral implications of being able to mass produce sentient beings that can feel pain, regardless of if they're droids or clones. I know that'd probably be boring for most audiences but it seems like a major plot problem to me. Like, at what point do people go 'hey, maybe we should consider *not* just printing more people when we need cheap labor'

@@cakecinema9385 it’s a movie

@@mmsL125 That doesn't mean it can't explore interesting moral questions, arguably exploration morality and emotions are central themes of the text.