Garbage Retrospective To The Lord Of The Rings 

guess what I read this title as - Game Of Thrones looooool

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All hail King Kilian of House Experience, first of his name. protector of Comedy and men.

Mob Psycho Retrospective when?

GRONGOOOO

that was funny af

i perished

The correct phrase was: "a cost-benefit analysis".

this moment is the birth of tier lists on youtube

@Pferd Schild Hesitation. That's what it was.

Dr Bright anyone?

I think it's right btw We need to retrive our kindom from red dragon. Solution: Have a hobbit to sneak there. We need to destroy ring of power It's the end of the world sitiuation. Solution: Have a hobbit to sneak there.

Just like what I would do if I was imortal, so probably true 😂

@@TheSpellShell he’s two for two

@@TheSpellShell And he couldn't have picked better candidates either in the end. Whether he knew that at the time or not remains to be seen

Look at me. I'm the Captain now

sauron was essentially a windows ech support scammer. "Please give me access to your rings and ill fix your issue. jk jk now i rule you."

Valter IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ THE SILAMARILILILILILIAN

​@@sixravenx Hanks has issues flying planes and captaining boats maybe he should just stay home?

HAHA...I was going to quote that also. :) nevermind

"Also this Bible I wrote contradicts my other books a few hundred times. And it's unfinished."

@@tiaaaron3278 almost like the real bible!

@@adrianatgaming8640 Tolkien will come after you from afterlife.

@@adrianatgaming8640 lmfao

I love the D&D pic online where the party is trying to figure out how many hitpoints the Balrog has which they say dont even waste your time so hes like ok how many hit points does the bridge underneath have? DM: Fuck....

He went from a tenth level wizard to a twentieth level wizard. And he doesn't use fireball...much respect.

Know you’re lore

Also the oldest joke ever...

thanks

Perfect description of the Tom Bombadil segue

I Read Your Comment The Right Time He Said It

Friendbeard WOR hey don’t harass my man Tom bombadil.

It's funny, me and my mother were having a conversation about this book (as LOTR is her favorite books) and she said something really similar to this. That the whole Tom Bombadil thing was so useless that modern publishers would've outright rejected it.

@@eliesh3833 it's not really useless, it's how the Hobbits get their swords, it's world building and you learn why the west of Middle earth has become basically waste land. I really enjoyed that part.

i replayed it twice and i just had no idea what he said

Sarumans jodeling was about to kill me and that finished me off :D

@@tzmtzt *died of laughter*

The only part he got wrong was that Tolkien actually went to his publisher to release Silmarillion first, but the publisher thought that it was too "Celtic" and not for children. LoTR was somehow published.

@@the.invincible.9542 wait what?

​@@the.invincible.9542got any sources? Im pretty sure the silmarillion was released years after he died because his son wanted it published...

Lol is that true ?

@@jameslegrand848 From a certain point of view. A great many things depend uopon your point of view

James Legrand you’ve got to read the Simerilion to find out

is that the answer to everything?

Another fun fact, the Samirleons are spelled differently every time they are mentioned

In the books it is described that Sam's fury when Shelob impaled Frodo was greater then that of any beast before in Middle-Earth and thereafter.

@@commandertempest6391 I was thinking it would have to be Fingolfin riding up to Melkor's place saying '1v1 me u prick' but that technically wasn't in Middle Earth

excuse me who is sam I was too distracted by this friend of Frodo fixing ford's mess ups. He is the true hero

@@commandertempest6391 Of course, Lord of the Rings was written by Frodo and Sam and they over-glorifies themselves to no end.

@@AfferbeckBeats Or when the dwarves murdered Thingol, the guy they stole from. Pesky hobbits have nothing on Elves and Dwarves, LMAO.

that has to be dumbledore's most famous quote

@@donkosaurus spoiler: aquaman drowns in the twin towers.

still gives me goosebumps

Your ability for walk are prohibited to bypass this rock structure for passing.

And funnily enough that's actually kinda closer to the spirit of the book than the film's line. In the book Gandalf says "You cannot pass." which is far more absolute than "shall not". "You shall not pass." = "I refuse to let you pass." "You cannot pass." = "There's absolutely nothing you can do that allows you to pass." "You cannot pass....I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass." - Gandalf

He really is just that good in that one episode

Grognak The Detroyer Attorney at Law *_Esquire M.D._* More like Bore Ragnarok

JackBudi Don’t stomp my villages bruh

Zoom Zoom I do that? Sorry I forgot

Pepsi crab is delicious

JackBudi seems to me like you’ve got amnosia

Fun fact, in one of his letters, Tolkien mentions that as a kid he signed things "JRRT", so his friends called him Jert.

Better than Jake Rowling

from when I was a kid I would always be reminded of Dallas and JR Ewing's name for some reason whenever I saw Tolkien's name on a book. I didnt even like Dallas or the characters. lol just weird what stuff gets stuck in your mind when a kid.

Better than Jolkein Rolkein Rolkein Tolkein

"Jake Rowling" is even funnier in my opinion

Especially when he teamed up Aslan to bring down the wall.

"And finally we come to the Hobbit and Dumbledore isn't even in it!" "You mean Gandalf." "THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!"

I especially like the point where Dumbledore calmly tells the balrog he may not pass.

The best scene was when he screamed at Obi Wan in Winterfell calmly.

dumbledore is in harry potter😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 😤😤😤😤😤

Killian is the greatest shitposter of all time.

Yes

9 hours? That sounds like you're not watching the director's cut, like some sort of peasant?

noneedforid yeah. Directors cut? *_That’s not enough._* You gotta actually be there.

9 hours It's 12 hours and you watch that in one sitting

Exactly!

What did you say?

@@TheFlipsta97 the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to isengard to isengard

@@asagoldsmith3328 tell me where is Gandalf? for i much would like to speak to him

@@chazzwozzio a balrog of morgoth

@@asagoldsmith3328 what did u say?

Unlike Theodred. Who totally is alive on that farm

wen’t

That a real youngling mistake, my dude.

That would really SUBVERT MY EXPECTATIONS

Didn’t know you watched Kilian, pretty cool

I hope this will be a video on your channel and not reality lol

Make an alternative history video on what would have happened if D&D adapted Lord of the Rings instead of Peter Jackson.

I made a custom adaptation playing during the silmarillion in my party ^^ took me like a 150 hours to write one quest. But its a great time, since I could use so much things in the books as inspiration.

What's the joke

i don have any idea what to call my account A little something called WWII.

@@MasterCharlie104 thanks

i don have any idea what to call my account look into it, it was a pretty big deal in England (a country where Tolkien was from.)

Google is like mordors eye, it sees all.

@@zyphoxfilms8418 sauron is google ceo.....

Because it's what any self-respecting person would do after seeing the trash that is the GoT ending.

Same lmao I also just finished downloading them into my iPad for a second round

Lindsay Ellis' videos detailing all this bullshit are many times more interesting than the movies themselves!

By skipping a lot of important/interesting bits and adding bullshit like basic elf bish loves handsome squiddwarf?

Hey, a dollar's a dollar.

It makes sense if you read the simililliom

Rare? Like... soot?

@@pietrotettamanti7239 soot isnt paint idiot

@@modedealer8155 soot was an *ingredient* of black paint, idiot.

@@pietrotettamanti7239 and other ingredients? you wouldnt talk to me like this irl btw. youre pathetic.

@@modedealer8155 lol calm

XD I had an albion online Ad starting right there.

Appliance direct

Dude that was grade A Nostalgic Humor right there.

Killian is fake news cuz mithril requires level 30 defense

@@sirhoovythesandvichdispens6309 No it requires 20 defence in Oldschool Runescape, and you shall have no other runescapes besides Oldschool.

@@RagbagMcShag Nice!

@@RagbagMcShag :O

true

19 minutes, for 19 rings

*games

Jeez...

And it can change size against the person's will. Saron decides that you lose dick privileges

A random elf with named ‘Prince Glorfindel of Gondolin’.)

Why? Because he appeared in your bible the Sirilmerlion?

@@Lanval_de_Lai He is a rather epic character in it. Managed to kill a balrog, returned from the halls of Mandos, part of the white council. The silmarillion is a great book, at least once you get past the valaquenta.

@@slome815 so what you're saying is that it makes sense if you read the armadillion?

@@lastfullast8819 no, he is not badass, a true badass would be peppin, didn't you watch the video? 😧

*Theon intensifies*

Is wearing a team plasma shirt under the cloak 😂

@@kriskristen😂

Thew Scorching of the Shire. Where JR Tolkein lets lose his views on Industrialization vs Country life.

Trygve Plaustrum Eesti?

Boy, I get that a lot. I'm American, but I like Estonia. Ma saan selle palju. Ma olen Ameerika, aga mulle meeldib Eesti.

@@tanith117 *scouring of the Shire

*PO* *TA* *TOES* *?*

ArchetypeGotoh it’s the best book to read if you enjoy reading about elves fucking up and getting sad about fucking up.

Dunno, Children of Hurin is also absolutely amazing

I too can die in peace now

Damn, I need to watch this video again.