Request: Garfielf's New Year Resolutions! Transcript: (Shows Title Card) Garfielf: On January, I Will Eat 2000 Boxes Of Lasanga! Jon: On February, I Will Give Love To My Girlfriend! Odie: Borf Borf! Garfielf: (Kicks Odie Into Outer Space) On March, I Will Kick Odie Off The Table 24/7! Jon: (Dressed Up As A Easter Bunny) On April, I Will Give Easter Easter Eggs To Me & Odie! Nermal: Hi, I'm Ner- Garfielf: SHUT UP NERMAL! (Tortures Nermal With The A Viacom Presentation Logo) Nermal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Faints) Garfielf: (Wearing MLG Glasses) On May, I Will Torture Nermal Every Time! Jon: On June, I Will Go To A Swimming Pool To Do Some Swimming! Garfielf: On July, I Will Celebrate The 4th Of July! Jon: On August, I Will Go To A Awesome Casino! Garfielf: On September, I Will Shit All Over Johnny Boy! (Shits All Over Jon) Jon: On October, I Will Wash Off Gunkle Fire's Fucking Shit On Me! Garfielf: On November, I Will Get Jon A New iPad Pro! Jon: On December, I Will Go Ice Skating With My Friends! Garfielf & Jon: We Hope You Had A Awesome 2015, & Have A Awesome 2016! (Fades To A White Background) Garfielf & Don't Forget To See ''Garfielf: The Movie'', Coming 2016! (Garfielf Fades Away) (Shows The Following Text: Thanks For Watching Garfielf In 2015, See You In 2016.) (Shows The Other Text: (C) 2015 ярослав бахмутов, All Rights Reserved) (Fades Out To Black)