We have a gentleman here show us how gay mathematics is done then we have 2 ladies in a luxury car showing us how girl math is done. Then we have another lovely lady talking about breads and bakery.
"I bought 20 dollars worth of scratch tickets and made 70." Okay, okay, let her cook, she actually made money this time. And then I heard, "So I made 70, not 50." 💀💀💀
French math: if you’re in a room with 254 other French people and 1 German person, you’re actually in a room with 254 people surrendering, and 1 person slightly confused by how easily he won.
Gambler Math: When you win in gambling, you win in gambling. It doesn’t matter how many times you had to lose to get there. Also play again, you’ll win next time!
Australian outback math Oi, it is just down the road - 500km Oi, it is down the long road - 1500km Oi, just drive for a bit, chuck a left and drive a bit more - 3000km
Single Broke Guy Math: If I have $20 and a store only has name brand cereal for $6 a box, I have $20 because I'm not buying cereal that isn't on the damaged or expired rack.
Mexican Math, if you see a Mexican with 5 shots of tequila he’s only had one. If you see him finishing the whole tequila bottle he is not drunk yet and it counts as 2 shoots of tequila and he’s just warming up.
Ok I'm pretty sure the first 2 videos were fake but they were hilarious! Especially the 2nd 1 cause I can see that actually being a real thing 🤣🤣🤣 The 3rd video however, might actually be real, but I'm already used to such stupidity levels online lol
*Asian Maths:* Always looks for offers and NEVER buy an item at whole price, it’s always go bulk or go home. Buy clothes only in the festival season!!!
My dad needs to just come live with me at this point because I'm always craving Pizza & bread. But also I need cheese on my pizza and in my bread so my mom must come too. Actually let me just move back home to avoid hunger
As a Gold Vedic Olympiad math winner, I know about straight division. When I told my other friend that does vedic that I like gay division (regular curved division.) He showed me this.
2:07 I mean it's like that for most DIY projects and many investments. In most DIY projects you technically save money on paper but then you have to spend so much time on it and gather knowledge that it would probably not even equal out if the time spent is accounted for. And it might not even work first try..
ADHD math: If I have 10,000 fidgets I’m going hyper If I have 1 Pompom I’m fine If I’m talking to someone I can’t focus If i’m alone I can focus on anything
New Zealand math: if you have 2 pavlovas but one does not have fruit on it you have only had 1 pavlova if you live in New Zealand you have 4 sheep if something is on special for months and the price still goes up when on special we still buy and think we get a good deal
