Gayest Heckler Ever... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy 

AK out of bullets

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Mccdrew 😂😂😂😂

I thought he was gonna tell an anal joke with that Kobe reference

Nailed it

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I have one friend, who throw his body nearest person while laughing.

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Lmfaoooooo

wtf is maintaining equilibrium

Gay guys and white dudes passing jokes is grade A comedy

Yo! Yo! Yo!

Props to Schultz!

Hilarious when the comedian says the gay was born crying "get that puuSay off of me! eww!" Cuz when a gay blows his load in a dude the sperm be like "we all looking for the egg" and when the sperm realize where they are they all "ewww! Get me outta here!! I'm in another dude's butt hoew AHHHH!!!!!"

needs a master class in stfu and watch the show. black and gay isn't an excuse to ruin other people's night. Goddamn they're the worst.

... that's a pretty serious stance, friend.

@@horizonblack it’s not my fault that 95% of them ruin it for the rest.

@@oskorei123 Them? I think its interesting how 10% of YOU ruin life for everyone.

The heckler totally took himself seriously but i give him credit he made the video funny and was so narcissistic that he didn't even realize that he was the ' butt 'of the jokes .

*Took one for the team... in the butt.*

Putting himself up on the cross so that others may live...true hero.

@@timothyjohnson4812 stfu nigga. Im taller than jesus. So if i were on that cross i woulda lived. Therefore im stronger than jesus

@@timothyjohnson4812 that is your opinion. If god comes before me and lets me know he exists, i will not hesitate to devote my life to the lord. But as of now, i have no reason to, other than to comfort myself that when i die, ill go up to a big kingdom in the sky with a magical sky daddy who watches over me. Thats just belief from fear of the unknown, which i refuse to succomb to

@@timothyjohnson4812 God ain't real bro

ILike Mushrooms they say that shit but when it gets down to it they slide left

She was so thirsty and cringe. I experienced so much secondhand embarrassment when she opened her mouth.

Ashley Crystal you’re lame, she’s hot and confident

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@@ashleycrystal9719 Imagine getting embarassed for someone else just for taking a shot. You must be queen of the ball huh? Any peasant would be lucky to have you. EL EM AYO

Also, if you're over 30 and just fuck kids: Greeks and Romans nod in agreement. The rest of humanity: WTF?!?!

I hope Ricky Gervais is in there

none one cares what your list is.

@@rsi4561 You cared enough to comment despite me being the only one who cared enough to read it.

Whose your list

@@Checkmate777 Ricky Gervais, Dave Chappelle, Mel Brooks, Leigh Hart, Kyle Dunnigan.

queer eye about to jump this guy

His outfit is pure suburban dad circa 1996.

His drip niceee tho

Wait I dress like that wtf ?

It’s a bait lol

If you haven’t heard of Jimmy Carr, look him up. He’s only missing the mustache

5:27. Damn right.

Thats what I write on my Grindr profile for what I'm into.

P G *_I-_*

This is a really legit questions not sarcastic

Exactly! Something is only offensive if you take it personal and not accept it as comedy.

I mean I almost threw up but sure, comedy.

That gay guy is a great person in the audience to have

Zoronius that’s fine if you throw up. None of us care. If you don’t see it as funny just choose not to watch his comedy or go see him at a show. Just don’t be one of those people trying to ruin comedy for other people with political correctness.

@@Monahandsom3 he isnt politically correct, he just hates gay people. So quite the opposite

XD

Some would call that a human sacrifice!

Atleast he was enjoying it...

May be he was trying for attention

First row, death row.

Hes a bottom remember? An asshole is his favorite thing to be.

He is just showing it ^^

Right? I think the performer felt the same way. It added to the show. In a way it was the worst heckling. Cus it encourages other hecklers. ;) but yeah, was funny all around, with no party being a jerk.

JDWhit _ stole that joke from Chris pontius in jack ass

@@boobyjailpink4489 uh......

@Unknown Soul don’t ask! Just pick up soap in showers 😜

@@boobyjailpink4489 yeah, because every single person on this planet has watched some retarded ass MTV show jackass.... Jackass.🙄

Booby Jail pink shut the fuck up, you act like every person has seen every episode of Jackass. As someone who likes it myself, I don’t even remember that being said in an episode somewhere. And you also act like Chris Pontus is the first person to say it and Andrew Shultz is the second. It’s a joke that many people make.

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dahansto service🤣🤣🤣

Lmaooo this is actually funnier than the whole video

Dude I only realized this as soon as I tried it 😂😂😂

It's what's needed in this day and age to battle all the PC stuff.

Matthew Jeffrey it’s called crowd work

Isaiah Mac it’s crowd work when he initiates it. this audience member yelled out and he went with it. that’s something different entirely

Kelp Farming what?

@@oohbabydoyouknowwhatthatsworth But he was useless and predictable with it. Nothing off the cuff or clever in how he responded.

@@tandm86 You're either gay or Californian

For real! Amazing overlooked talent

I mean you should know since your him

@@virginiahook397 woah woah woah trump relax. No racism needed

Stand up comedy

Mr Nolalife your mom

"The gay here is made out of gay."

@@roadhouse6999 I gave you your first like. The balls rolling. Thank me later.

@@hazetaze5580 getting to about that time where you’re owed your thanks

TeePay for 13 likes?

*asks gay guy about gay stuff* “wow that got pretty gay”

Damn why did you have to say that lol

Idont Replystaymad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHHAAHWHWHWHWHWHWHWH wow

Too bad this comment had already been posted two thousand times

I can't unhear that now

OMG 😂😂😂😂

Yee that actually has been a real thing

rizky azidan My wife works with a guy that’s a platinum gay...he and his twin brother were both c sections and never been with a woman. Insane.

@@killingspencer6416 what are you on? This makes no sense

LXP it makes perfect sense, girls usually like cute things like if you walked past a sign that says “FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF A HOUSE” in cursive, they want it but guys wouldn’t want it because it has no really purpose other then it’s a cute saying, gay guys are more in touch with their feminine sides so they enjoy that kind of stuff too usually, it’s all superficial stuff that they don’t need but “OMG I NEEEEED THAT LOOK AT THE LITTLE HANDS” and then they must have it.

Eric Sundwall for reals, it’s like cute things and shiny objects just shut off their normal thinking brains and they turn into “OMG BECKY DO YOU SEE HOW SMALL THE HANDS ARE ON THIS LITTLE FIGURE!!!! I NEED TO HAVE IT ITS SO CUTEEE!”

He sounds like a gay republican, or gay conservative, they don't get triggered like libtard gays

Just don't don't . This is stand-up not politics

@@natoalvarez5762 it's true tho

@@giggityskull8986 no it’s not politics isn’t a personality trait

@@adamakemon1856 in general republican and conservative gay people are not sensitive and have thick skin, they don't get triggered easily

No!

@Paul Charles don't think so , or it will be some extra tamed version , he is just too unhinged for netflix. even nikki glaser was not on the top of her game! netflix is not ready for something like this!

Netflix would try to censor him and he ain't about to do that life

Chris rock is on Netflix though

No

The difference is that this wasn't hateful, just funny.

It’s more so the comedians need to know how to joke without being hateful. It’s not the audience being too sensitive, it’s the comedian being too insensitive.

@@HealingwithBreeze I'm with you. If you're singling someone out and harassing them because of their skin color, sexual orientation and they're uncomfortable thats one thing, but with most jokes there's usually an element of truth to a stereotype and we need to learn to laugh at ourselves or the world will get the best of us.

@@justinfletcher3419 you're right, but it is still a fine line between the rest of us laughing while telling the offended person to just "learn to laugh at themselves" and actually being funny while not offending. I guess, bottom line, it's not our business to tell others what they can or can not be offended by. The guy in this video was clearly enjoying the jokes, they weren't hateful or intended just to offend and outrage, but we're genuinely funny observations that validated the fellow being gay while getting some genuine laughs as well. I think that's another distinction...often times comedians just seek to offend and outrage because it gets them noticed. The actual comedic value doesn't matter, because all they're doing is being hateful and offensive. Here, this video is a master class in doing the opposite.

@@jasonw4053 I agree with you. Test the waters with the people in the crowd and if you get a good reaction roll with it, if you have a bunch of people booing you, and all you do is offend everyone then you need to work on your material.

Joe Rohle this is the most underrated comment ever... I have never laughed SO HARD at a comment before. How does this not have thousands of likes😂

Bro

Platinum🦄

I'm platinum in the strip club

Most underrated comment I've ever seen. Consider this comment 3.4K likes.

what is talm

Salvatore House talkin about

@@HouseofCardsFL ebonics

@@freckleheckler6311 twatwaffle sure makes you look intelligent clown

Legendaire what the hell lmao that came out of nowhere

nice

He’s one heck of a heckin heck heckler.

heck yeah

Nah I met the greatest heckler before and he didn’t sound that way,

he definitely is a great heckler. got some laughs himself and set up some great materiel for andrew

Hahahaha

Ba dum tss

I see what you did there

@@i_am_real_dinesh I saw it too.

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This guy is good! Love his bits. Reminds me of Joan Rivers. So quick, smart, and witty.

And on top of all that it was off the top which is wild af

This is actually very hard to do people don’t realize

well I was entertained for about 10 seconds then scrolled down to comments. lol

Flaye lmao

It’s called a double gold star but I’m impressed with his ability to sus it out on the spot

Not really. You can easily tell hes talked about gold and platinum before. Relates it to gay men.

he talked.about it before he made tge joke so not really

and he set it up with the c section joke in the begining damn hes GOOOD

@@jamesbarros950 That's really a thing?

Mad

chris thomas The C section joke isn’t original. Gold and platinum star are actual gay slang terms, and platinum star means you’ve never had sex with a woman and you’re a C-section. He’s just using gay slang to a heterosexual audience, it’s not his own material.

@@loopdiditydoop1926 what's a heterosexual audience and how do you know what they are?

sowhat I mean, almost any audience that’s not at a gay bar is going to be a heterosexual audience. There are just a lot more straight people than gay people.

@@loopdiditydoop1926 yeah I hear what you're saying, but this is just classic Schulzie...like, how does he know this stuff, is the surprise. He goes off the cuff into topics most ppl don't really know much about, but he's always on point. And he always makes it hilarious.

Holy shit that’s facts

U fucked me up with that one

OMG! He looks like Tommy Verceti! gta.fandom.com/wiki/Tommy_Vercetti

Never should of been safe when it comes to comedy..

@@deeped7249 For real. I love how Andrew says what he wants and the gay guy knows it is all cool

It's a comedy show, shut the fuck up and go jihad.

@@gabeamaro why do people like you even exist? I hate y'all . fuck off

@Krull get a life loser. Disrespectful piece of garbage. How shitty must you feel about yourself to go out of your way to spew that kind of hatred to someone, telling them to go kill themself?

Bike Stolen never stopped Chappelle lol

@@Bryan-om3wq that's because he's black.... and idk.

Bike Stolen ?

Chapelle aint white

@@Bryan-om3wq but chappelle got lot hate he had to take time off and even disappsar for some time get called crazy addicted homophobe etc

Haha, damn right

Tmi

pretty sure he's just buying a few extra seconds to think of what he's gonna say next

Jokes aren't offensive, you either take offence to them, or you dont

Flexible content Luca I bet you like racist and homophobic jokes

Versatile

I was just thinking we've come a long way since the eighties, when the possibility of someone being gay WAS the joke, and now mainstream audiences can crack up at details about gay sex the same way they do at details about straight sex. Like Schultzy calling this dude a slut for letting dudes nut in his butt. It's... progress, I think. Still slut-shaming the "female" role, but, you know, baby steps.

@@austenhead5303 lord have mercy

@sebach82 I really don't want to be some super negative person but it's not obvious he has gay friends at all. Just obvious he doesn't give a fuck. You don't need gay friends to teach you how to be accepting and extremely"straight" males actually have the ability to can actually be accepting

That’s the great thing about it, Andrew is always in West Hollywood so he knows the scene. He’s cool like that, he’s giving the gay perspective because he knows a lot of gay people. It’s the business, very cool to improvise, educate and entertain.

@@ledbetter5501 living in the same area as other folks does not equate to understanding them or their perspective

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He can navigate via echolocation... 🐬🐬🐬

He would never turn down attention

Too diva to turn down the attention

Agreed

Oh he’s absorbing the bullets because he thinks Andrew’s cute that’s all 😂

He was having fun, that's what comedy is all about.

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I freaking closed my eyes and it sounded like being at the beach with all the birds on the dock

Lmaoooo

Danny Badley 😂😂😂😂

@Soon Forgot this is quite possibly the worst comeback I've ever received, I'll let you delete this and try again

Vance Valle omfg me too oof

Yep absolutely

Vance Valle Your comeback to Soon Forgot’s comeback was so much better than your actual comment.

Oi oi oi, so true though

bro his shit is a science. he does improvise but it’s much deeper than that. Allow me to elaborate: he’s good at reading people especially guests at comedy show thanks to his experience as a performer. Most comedian’s material is linear. Andrew’s material is 3D see his experience, knowing his demographic, and the cultural identity of the town he is performing in allow him to predict what types of people will be attending his show That being said, he is a comedian after all and he does write jokes, but imagine instead of following a line, he throws in the air all these jokes made for different types of situations and they float around him waiting. He starts talking to someone in the audience. He asks a question. Now that question will automatically attract one of the jokes that are floating around, because he looks at someone like “ok she’s Asian, I got Asian jokes” And from there, any other answer will have a joke ready or a joke he can modify to fit the situation and if not, he can improvise, it’s like the conversation between him and the audience makes it’s own way through his material catching every joke that first the moment. Yeah he can laugh as he made up a joke but it’s just as funny when one of your funny jokes fits someone perfectly and you start doing the ground work for it and you wanna laugh cause you know how is going to hit

@@RetroLuv_-Ok, I agree. And it helps that he has a high I.Q level...

It's an improv tactic to remove dead air. He's not actually laughing but making filler noise while he tries to formulate a joke

@@RetroLuv_ can experienced comedians tell if a joke is made up on the spot or written? If yes, to which degree?

@@RetroLuv_ Google translate: Schulz is a great comedian that can read an audience and is good at improvising

r/rareinsults

Very smart

@@davewrightthethinker that's stupid as fuck bro, dudes original, improvs most his jokes, but you don't like him cuz he "stole" chappelle laugh? Fuckin wierd man

@@davewrightthethinker with all respect to autistic people that is the most autistic thing I've heard in my life 🤣

reading this as he says "how nasty must your moms pussy have been"

Exactly

no

@@yz2374 ?

Yes. "Respect" as he literally spits out every single stereotype and then laughs like a maniac at his own jokes.

best jokes on the planet make you giggle and then recoil in horror. "Ha, ha ha ha... oooof."

😂😂😂IKR

Like making a Skyrim character with nothing but luck

@@todydn skyrim doesn't have a luck trait? Maybe you're thinking of Oblivion

Scottish Kenneth pretty typical and basic.

@@susie7336 what is?

@@todydn lol @ rim

Jordan Bivins why not?

He has a 30+ minute improv special here on RU-vid

Literally half an hour of the show would consist of him laughing hideously at his own jokes

I don't think he has a full hour. guy looks like a comedian at a bar table with his friends

Eddie Stanely makes the joke even funnier tbh

This is not his thinking. That's what actually gays call themselves if was born with c section and never done it with a woman that's platinum.

Efi P haha sorry I’m not well versed in the gay vernacular :)

Its ok I learn also.

@@AFR0MAMBA I'll teach you

This was 2019

CreeepsMind oh damn 😢

@@CreeepsMind Even more so

@steezs Yeah it's called safety measures, imagine that

@steezs yeah kill grandmas

Somebody fucksake me too. Was acually dodging anything related to Kobe then he mentions him. There’s no escape.

Same here

same :(

who..?

@@gp85hkg Nobody knows you