Gen Z Bible stories are actually amazing

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@straypaper 11 месяцев назад

... and so when Big J told the boys "one of yous gon murk me" and the bros be "fr fam? Say more"

@lonewolfhero3526 11 месяцев назад

more like "someone here is sus"

@togucvinw7 6 месяцев назад

Judas : I put that on your father it ain’t gon be me Big J !

@sackwonder9269 6 месяцев назад

Mistah J

@danielawesome36 6 месяцев назад

@@lonewolfhero3526among us

@ProtectorKelvin 6 месяцев назад

@@togucvinw7 You sure about that ma g

@JudsonRadio 11 месяцев назад

As someone who grew up in the church and was well studied, this is a surprisingly biblically accurate translation.

@goi4246 11 месяцев назад

Its an GG Translation you might say.

@neo_child 11 месяцев назад

@@goi4246 You mean its a 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥lit translation fam🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

@randomuserame 11 месяцев назад

Holy Bible (OG Fax Translation)

@toddconnell6256 11 месяцев назад

Same here, I got a bible degree and this conveys the meaning pretty damn well

@derpfluidvariant0916 11 месяцев назад

@@toddconnell6256 same here *To clarify, not the degree part. Just that it is accurate to the meaning as described to me from those at my church who do have degrees in it.

@breezy831 11 месяцев назад

My Lord spittin facts

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

Verily i say unto thee...I am the I am, and it Is what it Is. know on this day, that this is the truth and the reality, dood. _What. A. Day._

@zachster2016 11 месяцев назад

I say unto thee no cap bros, I'm literally Him

@thesocialmediagame 8 месяцев назад

@@zachster2016 here's your W sir, have a good day

@mrchenz1371 6 месяцев назад

Amen my dudes

@FirepowerFantasy 6 месяцев назад

@@zachster2016The captial H is what does it

@DatHoasi 11 месяцев назад

Could you imagine the Bible in zoomer language? It would go from book long to pamphlet long

@user85937 11 месяцев назад

And it will still be too long for their attention span.

@DatHoasi 11 месяцев назад

@@user85937 there’d be some subway surfer gameplay on the side attached to every book

@LunatiqHigh 11 месяцев назад

ONG FR FR

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

@@DatHoasi I immediately imagined an intricate medieval painting of a subway surfer on each page lol.

@anubis9151 11 месяцев назад

Honestly, it would probably be a billion dollar idea to turn the bible, curan, etc into games, either god of war style, where you cruise through a story as a character and watch and get involved in the bloodshed, or more freestyle like MMORPG where the events happen like expansions and players play around them. Would probably be really good if well made, ngl.

@firestorm1088 11 месяцев назад

To be fair, a lot of the difficulty in understanding on religious and philosophical texts stems from how they use outdated language that would have made perfect sense at the time they were written.

@luigimrlgaming9484 6 месяцев назад

@markstein2845More like the language was optimized to be shorter.

@trueblueclue 6 месяцев назад

@@luigimrlgaming9484 gen z lingo isn't optimized

@luigimrlgaming9484 6 месяцев назад

@@trueblueclue For understanding? No. For speed? Yes. Although that’s not really what I’m talking about.

@sakesaurus 6 месяцев назад

and for the people that wrote it. Jews in the roman empire

@Transformers2Fan1 6 месяцев назад

Like how "thou" is actually a personal intimate form of "you"

@cosas_de_gatos 11 месяцев назад

As a Christian I almost cried laughing watching this. I need to show this to my younger siblings lmao

@cosas_de_gatos 11 месяцев назад

@user-ss2ve4ub2i ♥️

@SanctusPaulus1962 10 месяцев назад

@@pookie6659 Why are you describing yourself?

@AR12YO 6 месяцев назад

You do know what lmao means right? 🤨

@phamlenam. 6 месяцев назад

@@AR12YO and what's wrong with that ?

@Grimnoire 6 месяцев назад

Licking my ass off

@zigmus00A 11 месяцев назад

For anybody who thinks this is weird, I urge you to check out the "Pidgin Bible." It's the Bible, but in an English adjacent language that does not have equivalent phrases to modern English and is unintentionally hilarious. Such gems included: "He no-can-die" for "Immortal" and "Big-Boss-Man-in-the-Sky" for "God"

@_Jay_Maker_ 11 месяцев назад

Pidgin is a legitimately wild language. It's awesome. Yeah, it's funny, but don't forget that there's an entire society out there that speaks it. The BBC's news service in Pidgin is hilarious.

@raketensven3127 11 месяцев назад

"Sky daddy" is the best for god imho.

@Triunity4 11 месяцев назад

so...its not the bible

@nicolaspeigne1429 11 месяцев назад

@@Triunity4 i guess your bible is in hebrew, or at least in latin

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

"But in the Latin alphabet, Jehova begins with an i" @@nicolaspeigne1429

@dougsmalls5459 11 месяцев назад

Jesus is the largest influencer with over 1.5 billion followers

@StuninRub 11 месяцев назад

Not as much as Muhammad.

@dougsmalls5459 11 месяцев назад

Actually I was wrong. There are about 2.2 billion Christians in the world

@wilkic2 11 месяцев назад

@@StuninRubmore than Muhammad

@perlundgren7797 11 месяцев назад

He was also the first victim of cancel culture.

@domerame5913 11 месяцев назад

should be enough to reclaim the kingdom of jerusalem

@seymaple 11 месяцев назад

“Full time L taker” lmao

@TheFlonn 5 месяцев назад

who`s an L taker? I'm not an eng native nor a zoomer...

@LauraNunes-r4q 5 месяцев назад

@@TheFlonn When someone loses a game, an argument or anything we say they "took an L". If you take an L all the time, you're a "full time L taker". Seymaple, the guy who wrote the comment you replied, is laughing because there was a moment in the video that the phrase "full time L taker" appeared in someone's face

@TheFlonn 5 месяцев назад

@@LauraNunes-r4q cheers!

@mr.slimeyt 3 месяца назад

@@LauraNunes-r4q um..you can just say L means Loser...or does L means different nowadays

@LauraNunes-r4q 3 месяца назад

@@mr.slimeyt They asked especifically about an L taker, so I wanted to be specific. But yeah, that works too and is pretty straight to the point

@clutchhaze1036 11 месяцев назад

We have taken the Eternal L for many moons. The time has come for us to set off on a quest in search of the Eternal W.

@dragonstorm_gaming 11 месяцев назад

Mf you are spitting too much facts, I tought it was bloodborne lore😂😂😂😂

@Kopie0830 7 месяцев назад

Full cap

@GlobalOutcast 6 месяцев назад

@@dragonstorm_gaming the hunter waking up... finally achieving the enteral W

@PatrickWDunne 11 месяцев назад

"W to those who's spiritual fit is immaculate"

@innovativedunce3706 6 месяцев назад

I'm your 100th like🎉!

@BuiHieuDong 11 месяцев назад

People who aren't used to Gen Z slangs: *He's speaking the language of god!*

@Elphirein 11 месяцев назад

... if the gods were retarded.

@exkiltersilva7483 11 месяцев назад

Oh I see what you did there

@Post-Yap_Clarity 11 месяцев назад

Capitalize that G in God, my guy, for Jesus is the Top G

@jesse2535 11 месяцев назад

I'm gen z but not a native speaker so those slangs were alien to me. The gen z slangs I might use are in my native tong and are mostly using league of legends lingo to convey day to day stuff.

@Omega-uf7dy 11 месяцев назад

@@jesse2535I'm gen Z and can't understand gen Z slang even in my native language.

@Arcjaw 11 месяцев назад

My Presbyterian brain is losing it There's already a "Street Bible" and it is one of the most painful things I have ever read

@arthures- 11 месяцев назад

sola scriptura going to be explained as "follow only god's ToS"

@ChaoticNeutralMatt 6 месяцев назад

😂

@bkapps19 3 месяца назад

@@arthures-lmaoooo imagine if instead of the Ten Commandments, God gave Moses the Terms of Service

@paulandreig.sahagun34 3 месяца назад

@@bkapps19Imagine, someone sent this to Redeemed Zoomer, bruh could get brain rot and quit Minecraft.

@SoundBubble 11 месяцев назад

Most of Gen Z won't even watch 20 seconds of this because there's no Subway Surfer in the background. And Gen Alpha already scrolled past before it started.

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

So we basically have superpowers that the younglings don't? Thats not too shabby. Behold my attention span, ye' perky and weep.

@vojtechstepanek7145 11 месяцев назад

It's still a shock to my millenial mind that Gen Alpha is something internet discourse has to consider now. And also how lacking in foresight whoever coined that term was. As if having an upcoming generation of people being called Betas for life is a perfectly good idea that can in no way go wrong.

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

They'll have to hope that 20 years from now, the alpha/beta wildlife analogies have passed as a fad. Otherwise...yeah, that would be horrible. @@vojtechstepanek7145

@MuantanamoMobile 11 месяцев назад

@@vojtechstepanek7145 terms change all the time, calling people B's is a recent phenomenon. In the past it was scrub, L'ser etc. So could have hanged by that time or been x-celled.

@vojtechstepanek7145 11 месяцев назад

@@MuantanamoMobile It's as recent as 1932 or thereabouts and let's not forget that scrub, L, nerd are still in use while cuck(old) is having a resurgence. Aside from insults the only other area where humanity constantly innovates while refusing to leave the past behind is violence.

@darrylferguson3622 11 месяцев назад

I hate how the slang actually translates pretty well to the actual verses

@Ironed-Silver 11 месяцев назад

I am ashamed of myself for being able to understand this outstanding blasphemy. (－‸ლ) Edit: Since I keep getting people that don't understand sarcasm... I was being sarcastic.

@calebe4266 11 месяцев назад

It's not blasphemy, the mesage goes unchanged. Just laugh at it, God also have sense off humor.

@yeah-rb6kz 11 месяцев назад

Not blasphemy its literally just worded in gen z language.

@9and7 11 месяцев назад

That's not blasphemy. It's just vernacular.

@samszczepanski2281 11 месяцев назад

I can only understand it because I know the actual Beatitudes, and I'm Gen Z (I do not understand any of the slang (seriously my mind immediately connects rizz to Rizzo the Rat from the Muppets))

@Ironed-Silver 11 месяцев назад

4 out 276 (at time of writing) cannot understand sarcasm. Good to know.

@SockieTheSockPuppet 11 месяцев назад

*_*bangs head repeatedly on wall*_* Also, I feel compelled to say this: "The Lord Yeeteth, and the Lord Yoinketh away."

@LauraNunes-r4q 5 месяцев назад

I love this

@gold4963 3 месяца назад

Sunday Cool Tees. Nice reference.

@ToadstedCroaks 11 месяцев назад

As not Gen Z .. I understood this more than the actual bible verses.

@KachZz 11 месяцев назад

gen z is not an age, it's a state of mind.

@RichObiQuan 10 месяцев назад

@@KachZzfax

@SanctusPaulus1962 10 месяцев назад

@@KachZz Mentally challenged?

@crossbearer6453 6 месяцев назад

Then either you don’t attend Church or have a terrible Pastor. I’ll bet it’s the first reason. Or you do attend Church or did but didn’t listen to the sermons , where the scriptures were literally explained

@nathanl2966 5 месяцев назад

@@crossbearer6453 I think the fact that they have to be explained proves his point.

@Ishaan_A 11 месяцев назад

Honestly this is the most realistic version of the "Gen Z speech these days" post I have seen. It doesn't use too many weird slangs and stays quite humble in their usage. Either that or I am getting Gen Z slangs more and more every day...

@WindiChilliwack 11 месяцев назад

same here, it's a bit jarring for me at first, i kinda preferred the original verbose text, but simplifying things can be a bit problematic at times but i'm getting used to it and it feels kinda weird really lol.

@GlobalOutcast 6 месяцев назад

You might be confusing Gen Z slag with Gen A. Im gen z (22) my younger cousin is gen a (14) and I couldn't understand him half the time 🤣

@87-Reaver 11 месяцев назад

0:29 Asmon with that "sketchy guy who watches from the bushes" grin.

@cjoutright9255 6 месяцев назад

What the Medieval Latin priests heard when people first starting praying in Italian:

@Fear_hg 11 месяцев назад

asmon's editor never fails to fill us with funny edits

@seppo974 11 месяцев назад

people never fail to repeat the same comment tens of times on every video

@syressx9098 11 месяцев назад

also true@@seppo974

@nicolaspeigne1429 11 месяцев назад

I'm not religious, but the message of Jesus is beautiful no matter the language... no matter the language

@ic.xc. 11 месяцев назад

W ✝️

@huniverso 11 месяцев назад

why people are so obsessed with mixing religion and 'jesus' ? can't they exist separete?

@nicolaspeigne1429 11 месяцев назад

@@huniverso i mean the guy said he is the so, of god and spent his whole life preaching about his message, kinda hard to separate him from religion

@huniverso 11 месяцев назад

@@nicolaspeigne1429 for me god isn't a religion though

@nicolaspeigne1429 11 месяцев назад

@@huniverso but religion is about god

@ThePaleAnt747 13 дней назад

Bro "W to those who aren't thirsty for this mid life" is actually a hard line ngl

@AceStrife 11 месяцев назад

The only reason some of us can understand even half of what's being said is because we're Asmongold viewers. A few years ago this would've been alien speak. To think Gen A will be even worse.

@profanemagic5671 11 месяцев назад

I understand it, because I watch soju mald sometimes. He talks like this legitemately.

@Craftee6 11 месяцев назад

It's not just asmon, internet is filled with those. You slowly learn, as all gen.z do. They didnt all individually invent those either, they copied it.

@Warfoki 11 месяцев назад

Meh, every generation in history complained about the next generation ruining things. We literally have like ancient, Sumerian stone tablets where some old guy wrote down his complaints on how the younger generations are morally rotten, disrespectful and don't know how to address their elders properly, while back in his days, they were taught properly. It's hilarious how some things just don't change.

@josephbutler4950 11 месяцев назад

They are gonna speak like cyberpunk style, thats actually kinda cool to think about.

@derpfluidvariant0916 11 месяцев назад

@@Craftee6 Just read up on African American English Vernacular and you're set.

@justsomeguy4422 11 месяцев назад

that eternal bag line had me dead.

@thatmeme8648 11 месяцев назад

Imagine how hard Doomer Bible stories would go if we get this from Gen Z.

@derpfluidvariant0916 11 месяцев назад

That's just the book of Job my dude. Maybe Kings too because of the downward cultural spiral. This chapter is actually pretty hopeful all things considered.

@thatmeme8648 11 месяцев назад

@@derpfluidvariant0916 I honestly didn't even know that. I'm definitely gonna have to take a look at it now.

@ramennight 7 месяцев назад

Check out Ecclesiastes. Its pretty nihilistic about life.

@WaylonElstad 6 месяцев назад

@@derpfluidvariant0916ecclesiastes would like a word.

@cqllel5186 6 месяцев назад

Doomer's Book of Revelations

@mythmakroxymore1670 11 месяцев назад

I’m a catholic Gen z by like a year, this is glorious. W’s from the Lord!

@xxjongjongxx 11 месяцев назад

Based and rex caeli pilled

@jackalope_hunter 11 месяцев назад

My brother in Christ, may you forever walk the path of the eternal W.

@shino4242 11 месяцев назад

W's to you as well. May your rizz be ever lasting.

@Ghoats 11 месяцев назад

to the skibidi gyatt and the holy sigma, amen🙏

@aceman67. 11 месяцев назад

Eternal W shine upon you cuh 🙏🔥

@ToxicPea 20 дней назад

Peak fiction never changes. It only gets translated to suit the needs of the people of the age.

@SkeletonBill 11 месяцев назад

I'm not suggesting it would be a worthwhile endeavour to write or read an entire translation of the Bible in zoomerspeak, but it certainly does do a good job at cutting through the flowery language and getting to the heart the message

@IchbinX 11 месяцев назад

Like Gen Z language isnt a sea of BS slangs. Its all the same.

@PorscheRacer14 11 месяцев назад

It's been translated from Aramaic/Hebrew to Greek to Latin to English (and many other modern languages) already. What's the harm in another translation?

@EquisBeta 11 месяцев назад

@@PorscheRacer14This is not a translation. They've "modernized" it and, in my opinion, it sounds horrendous and a bit disrespectful.

@austinschwartz7424 11 месяцев назад

@@EquisBeta There is a difference between "Modernizing" and translating Modernizing is changing the content and the message, and Translating is delivering the same message in a new way that will be understood.

@EquisBeta 11 месяцев назад

@@austinschwartz7424 This video does not sound like the person talking is delivering the same message as the original. It sounds vastly different. Granted, as I said, this is only my opinion. It is possible that some still hear the same message.

@jkterjters 11 месяцев назад

I would unironically read the whole bible if it was written like this.

@GenericName1084 25 дней назад

The fact that this actually kinda works is the best part

@calebcomet1868 11 месяцев назад

0:43 Yes, that's right.

@ryan8737 11 месяцев назад

And yet the Sermon on the Mount is still beautiful

@porgi2436 11 месяцев назад

Editors coming perfectly with last edit as always. W to editors

@courtneyharris1006 11 месяцев назад

And thus eve sold when she bit the apple. We all took an L and got kick outta the skycrib on that day...And thats about time when the homies realized we were all naked...and so we all set out to acquire the first drip🙌

@ValadrienLeonhart Месяц назад

😂

@mishtrong 11 месяцев назад

Old Testament gonna be wild

@jcha15 3 месяца назад

The Sodomites were wildin, and said "send out the homies cuh! We tryn give'em some backshots" 😅

@-_deploy_- 2 месяца назад

@@jcha15 that's exactly what they said

@koolunit 2 месяца назад

And God was like 'Nah bro! And dropped a flaming L on all of Sodom...fr fr'

@BrightLord1823 16 дней назад

And the Lord dropped with angel drip and spoke unto Jacob: catch these hands

@williamgrimm2452 11 месяцев назад

Using this as a Rosetta Stone to figure out younger peoples lingo

@ADMusic1999 6 месяцев назад

I’m gen Z and I have trouble understanding my generation’s slang. New words pop up every day. At this rate, we’re about to make a whole new language in 10 years.

@Gale_789 6 месяцев назад

@@ADMusic1999Bet

@AlphaCitizen 8 дней назад

@@ADMusic1999 Yup. All because us Gen X and Millennial parents gave our kids a game controller at a young age while we played OG Counterstrike or OG WoW. Now a whole new gamer-slang based language has formed from those Halo, CoD and Minecraft matches.

@Sheriden. 6 месяцев назад

Ah yes, the sermon on the mount. For anyone who wants to read this passage, it starts in chapter 5 of Matthew.

@LISA.WANG. 6 месяцев назад

Tyty

@seaweedbanana4663 9 месяцев назад

As a christian this is probably the funniest thing Ive watched this week

@totallynotasith4501 11 месяцев назад

See this is actually surprising good and accurate

@boomingbob1579 11 месяцев назад

This could actually help unironically

@HeyMyNameIs... 11 месяцев назад

Finally someone who translated the bible in a language i understand.

@Ifslayanct 11 месяцев назад

Pope AIs have been dope af.

@Rubzor1 11 месяцев назад

top g pope bois

@rajann96 11 месяцев назад

W to the Editor who keeps blessing us with Superior Content.

@adventofknowledge 11 месяцев назад

This has a lot of potential actually lmao

@spinalcord6308 11 месяцев назад

“Glory to he who edits, for he hath given us eternal funny.” Book of Asmon-balditicus 420:69

@ezdelicades5554 3 месяца назад

Im a christian who has read many versions of the bible, particularly in the new testament, I find it interesting as someome who also goes on memes that I find myself hooked on this, I could relate to it more because it creates common interest in relation to the current time period we live in which it creates a simple connection to the reader that makes it simplified for understanding on a degree on how well your knowledge is on the internet slang, I could say it passes as an actual translation of a variant of english edition of the Bible, Im not american so Ive read the bible in a different asian language where words can seem different to the english but recreates the same close idea, This Gen Z bible appears to do the same thing as well, there's even a mixture that existed prior to the Gen Z Bible which is the Taglish version that is introduced in the Philippines which is a mixture of Tagalog and English, its also weird to read because it gives off cool vibes and it was a Pastor who showed that specific translation of the Bible to us in a classroom but it did not fail to give the common idea of what the traditional modern Bible tells you.

@ladyjane621 2 месяца назад

some people call this blasphemy just because its gen z like damn have a humor

@eomin 6 месяцев назад

Initially, I thought this must be a joke. Then I started listening and translating this brainrot into intelligible language, and I was almost moved to tears😭

@unncommonsense 5 месяцев назад

"My crew is big and it keeps gettin bigga..."

@quickstep2408 11 месяцев назад

i think whats most infuriating about this is that even though im older i can still understand everything he just said. can you imagine gen z talking like this in the workplace when they’re running the world? 🤦‍♂️

@Warfoki 11 месяцев назад

Meh, most of the slang will die out anyway, since as the new generation grows up, they will make their own slang to differentiate themselves. There's nothing new about that, 90's slang and weird speech quirks also went away. No teenager will unironically say stuff like "that's like, totes rad my dude" anymore. Most of the current slang will fell by the wayside in a decade at most. And stuff that's here's to stay... well, that's how languages evolve. What you would consider perfectly appropriate, proper English speech, would have you being looked at funny at best if you went back to the 1910s.

@PastPositive 11 месяцев назад

@@Warfoki⁠I doubt it for the next 20 years we’ll be using gen Z slang, gen alpha just took gen zs and overuses it so much to where it’s cringe, that’s why the “sticking out my gyat” song came from, it’s making fun of gen alpha.

@giorgospapoutsakis5271 6 месяцев назад

You're probably exaggerating this i wouldn't talk like that in public

@-_deploy_- 2 месяца назад

@@PastPositive Gen Alpha are still little babies chill

@MeanBeanComedy 6 дней назад

"The Message" on steroids.

@artoodiitoo 11 месяцев назад

"and OP said; let there be W"

@levranz1054 3 месяца назад

Somehow, the words sound just as caretaking, and full of love; Despite it has been made to sound funny. I love this

@m.i.g.2023 11 месяцев назад

Blud just turned Bible into the Broble

@itstoasty7089 3 месяца назад

It’s amazing how potent God’s Word is. I’m shocked how powerful the translation into gen z left an impact as the actual passage without it being modified lol. If you read the passage and meditated on it, you’ll feel a bigger impact

@lamb-mz2sd 6 месяцев назад

Jesus: "Hey you see the symbol they use to represent unimaginable torture? Watch me I'm gonna prank them and turn it into a symbol of healing and life."

@CrackCatWantsPat 6 месяцев назад

14th century Christians: hey what if we brought back the old meaning for the cross Inquisitors: Say no more, torture it is then

@kaiderhai86 11 месяцев назад

"For he will say bet" got me 😅

@Casual.Gamer_0000 11 месяцев назад

guys, we need to print this bible. i'm currently atheist, but if this gets to the public, i might consider following it :D

@strawberriesstar 6 месяцев назад

"...Jeus Christ-" yes, quite literally my man hahaha

@KLucero22 6 месяцев назад

0:44 “Jesus Christ” 🤣

@pawel198812 2 дня назад

The next day Josh wanted to drive to Florida. He ran into Fry and he was like 'Wanna come with?' (FYI, Fry was from Savannah, where Andy and 'the Boulder' grew up). Fry then found Nate and he was like “We found that guy that Moses talked 'bout in the Bible, and, like, all the prophets also wrote about him. His name is Josh, he's from Tampa. And Nate was like, "Dude, come on, can you expect anything good of a Florida man? And Fry was like, "Just see for yourself" Josh saw Nate coming towards him. Then he shouted all enthusiastic like, “Look, now there's a true American, he's no fake, you tell it like it is" And Nate was like 'hey man, how do you know me?'. And Josh was like, "Before Fry found you, near that peach grove, I already seen you" And Fry was like, "Doc, for real, you're, like, the G.O.A.T., like the second George Washington or something. I'd campaign for you. And Josh was like 'You trust cause I told you I seen you at that peach grove? You gonna see so much more impressive stuff than that...

@FacterinoCommenterino 11 месяцев назад

Today's Fact: In 1970, a man named Erskine Lawrence Ebbin was killed by a taxi in Bermuda; a year earlier, his brother was also killed by a taxi in Bermuda, while riding the same moped.

@o0-0o693 11 месяцев назад

The same passage was in the car for both rides

@palleppalsson 11 месяцев назад

I was killed by the same taxi too.

@good_good_host3991 11 месяцев назад

Can confirm,I was the taxi

@BatLB 11 месяцев назад

Sturdy moped, mine broke when the wind knocked them over while parked.

@arekusu. 11 месяцев назад

Cursed moped

@WhistlingStickman 2 месяца назад

"For the will be CEO's of peace" That got me. lol.

@seiaghen 11 месяцев назад

i wanted to get up from my comfy spot to write "give the editors a raise" so many times, but this time i really did it, extremely creative

@EyeboltsBrey Месяц назад

This is so funny due to the fact that it was properly translated to slang

@AegisAuras 2 месяца назад

We do be canceling hard nowadays. It gets mid sometimes. 😔

@emmanuelcalla4899 3 месяца назад

"Fams,Can i get a Skibiddi for this yappin?" "Skibbidi dop dop yes yes" "Hallesigma" "Hallesigma"

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

_"And there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi - with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock..."_

@drikkel312 11 месяцев назад

damn i'd kinda fuck with a gen z audiobook tbh

@SuperSpider9098 7 месяцев назад

I, a Christian, can not believe this actually accurately represents the words of Jesus... In gen Z slang I wish I could say it's heresy, but really it's just impressive

@Taiyo-w3t 11 дней назад

"Who's lord you served?" "JesusWTaker"

@XarkoCZ 11 месяцев назад

W to us who never watch Asmon's streams or even his main yt channel. Just the clips.

@kazuhirala 11 месяцев назад

Yo when is Top G entering the server again?

@MildlyInterested_ 11 месяцев назад

as soon as we remove cameras from existance again

@TheUltimateRey 11 месяцев назад

No cap to you, no Redditor nor E-girl knows the hour

@snakething87 21 день назад

In skibibi we lock in, yeet. 🙏

@blu_j_1977 6 месяцев назад

If the Bible is Star Wars, this video is it’s SpaceBalls

@ZrodyApo 11 месяцев назад

Hundred years from now this will be studied by academics and scholars

@-_deploy_- 2 месяца назад

I don't think we will be here for more than 30 years...

@nonyabisness6306 3 месяца назад

youth pastors truly will do ANYTHING.

@webmube 11 месяцев назад

im so old, I only understood like 50% of it, sad

@l0kk016 11 месяцев назад

Lemme guess, mid - late 20's?

@webmube 11 месяцев назад

@@l0kk016 30

@snickle1980 11 месяцев назад

How old? I understood 90%, but a couple of them stumped me, regardless of the context. No cap! But is it really great to know all this slang at 43? ya know? lol

@SadBnnuy 11 месяцев назад

Sadge

@ezdelicades5554 3 месяца назад

I meam gen z slang is considered an alternate variant that is slightly off standard 21st century modern english. Its possible that soon, a bible translated in the zoomer edition text or gen alpha text could be possible if these meme languages can have consistent standardized meanings which is kind of inevitable as language evolves.

@Lakrimoz 11 месяцев назад

Its funny - because our current form of English is basically this same thing compared to classic latin and english. The internet and digital typing has just expedite the evolution - Its fascinating seeing it happen in real time.

@longiusaescius2537 10 месяцев назад

Not really

@asd44688 11 месяцев назад

Lmfao Francis what are you doing here 😭😭😭

@tackion5371 6 месяцев назад

Gen Z is actually becoming catholic more than any other living generation 😂

@cykalandon8635 3 месяца назад

Imagine an actual church like this, kids would be lining up for service

@AfaqueAhmed_ 3 месяца назад

My Lord the non believers be trippin'

@Raidriar550 6 месяцев назад

That's enough internet for me

@Paschendale2 11 месяцев назад

I am 34 and understand like 95% of this. I feel both smart and incredibly dumb at the same time.

@Ulexcool 11 месяцев назад

Oh, I know *EXACTLY* how you feel 🤣

@Hawk-Eye-bs2hr 6 месяцев назад

I shudder to think of the gen alpha version...

@jaimerojas6578 11 месяцев назад

This editor is the one getting Ws nonstop!

@gamergeek7482 День назад

In my day(90’s) there were these small pamphlet booklets with short stories called “the sissy” “that crazy guy” “you goofed” etc. Born again stuff definitely.

@spookypilgrim 11 месяцев назад

This unironically inspired to go to church next week 💀

@flyingproofficial 6 месяцев назад

I may not be Christian, but learning about others religions is definitely fire

@its-sam. 20 дней назад

specially in the language of brainrot

@guillermoestradalongoria516 Месяц назад

Let the lord cook

@RaphaelGatchalian 8 дней назад

0:13 W to those who take L's from this life, for they will receive an everlasting W ,and 0:28 W to those who don't cancel others, for they will not be cancelled by the top G, goes hard ngl.

@Radahntheconqueror 11 месяцев назад

Jesus ate and left no crumps. Salvation is salvationing fr🙏

@S-G-zm3uu 6 месяцев назад

This some shit you'd hear in a church in cyberpunk 2077

@aimanmarzuqi4804 10 месяцев назад

This is absolute gold. Oh god, now I'm trying to imagine if the Quran was read in zoomer language. My local Imam would probably have a stroke😂

@SanctusPaulus1962 10 месяцев назад

Yeah, all those verses about killing the infidels and beating women would certainly sound funny in Zoomer-speak

@aimanmarzuqi4804 10 месяцев назад

You just can't let Muslims be happy huh. I came here to appreciate this video but apparently you just have a natural revulsion towards Muslims appreciating something.@@SanctusPaulus1962

@riaanvahora489 6 месяцев назад

@@SanctusPaulus1962 , just want to explain, 1.the verse of killing non believers is not for every infidel but the ones who are hostile, it's taken out of context here, just read next verses it also says the the peaceful non Muslims can be your friends and there is other verse which says non Muslims like Christians, jews and others can go to heaven if they are good too. In verse (2:62), About wife beating verse which is (4:34) , the word for beating is darabbah, which has multiple meanings, and can be interpreted according ot reader's mindset or will, the same word has other meaning like seperate or walk away Thus, it depends upon the reader how he interprets the book, open minded one will interpret the verses in a great way, while extremist will in a bad way