Gene Simmons Merch Is Ridiculous 

Gene Simmons is truly amazing. He can single handedly ruin the reputation of one of of the most iconic bands in rock history

Gene has negative amounts of shame, the trashier and more embarrassing it is the more likely he is to do it. As long as it pays

I’m a woman but I’m here because I love nothing more than to endlessly mock clowns such as Gene Simmons over here. I don’t know why anyone would want Gene merch in general to be honest

Gene won't get any of my cash; I'm still waiting for SixStringShampoo!

Gene simmons discovered aliexpress dropshipping and claims "rock is dead" because no one wants any of that corporate BS

What funny is Live Nation told Ace Frehley he sells more merch than Gene and Ace isn’t even in the band!! Lmao

In 2018 he went around promoting his money bag sodas. I tried 3 different ones from a 711 convenient store. They were $4 for a 12 ounce glass bottle. The diet cola was like water. The ginger ale was good but not the premium best. The regular cola wasn't any better than a Mexican Pepsi in a glass bottle. But the Pepsi was like $1.20 opposed to Money Bag cola at $3.99. They disappeared from 711's after about 7-8 months.

At least he's honest about caring more about money than his fans. Not intentionally. But still.

👈🏻 This woman watched the entire video! 😂 And yes, I would totally go to the ends of the earth to date a guy with all that Gene Simmons drip!

The product names in KISS font took this to a whole other level of tackiness

Is this just RedBubble? But Gene Simmons themed.

"Anything that can have a KISS Logo on it should."- G€n€ $immon$

Therapist: "Ahegao Gene Simmons isn't real. It can't hurt you"

I dunno, man. One of those pillows would go nice with that lounge chair!

The glasses. The stache. Love it.

There’s stupidity, and then there’s Gene Simmons.

I remember a few years ago when Gene was selling a huge boxed set that he would personally deliver to you for $50000 lol

Nice to see Gene out there battling against Jewish stereotypes!!!

This moustache, man. Muy mexicano.

Oh he's being so generous with the price of his live single song played basses.... LMAO