GEOFF NORCOTT: I BLAME THE PARENTS | COMEDY SPECIAL

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My stand-up special I BLAME THE PARENTS, filmed live in Southend in 2022.
Watch Geoff’s hard-hitting BBC documentary about the truth behind universities - www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode...
★★★★ - The Telegraph
Buy Geoff’s new book THE BRITISH BLOKE DECODED - www.amazon.co.uk/British-Blok...
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4 авг 2024

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@Dangerousdaze Год назад

I saw a meme that perfectly describes how we've become dumbed-down over the years, especially when it comes to cars. Owner's manuals back in the day used to explain how to adjust valve timing. Now, they have warnings not to drink the washer fluid.

@philiprowney 11 месяцев назад

We moved to overhead cams with hydraulic followers, no adjustment there. [ proves his own point 🤣 ]

@onevastanus 4 месяца назад

I saw a meme lol...

@Dangerousdaze 4 месяца назад

@@onevastanus Thanks for your inspirational contribution! Well done you!

@onevastanus 4 месяца назад

@@Dangerousdaze Did you copy that from a meme?

@zeldagoblin 4 месяца назад

We've got a walking meme here lads!😮

@donaldjohnrobinson6531 Год назад

Best British comedian I've seen since COVID-19 , very good observation comedian.

@summercoat 4 месяца назад

Looking like we’ve been tasered. 🤣😂🤣

@72secondprize Год назад

Always nice to hear a comedian where Donald Trump's hair isn't a punch line.

@alexevansuk 4 месяца назад

Aud Geoff keeps quite about hairlines.

@amberswafford9305 4 месяца назад

Tbf, he didn’t do much to not help those jokes.

@seanmurphy8312 4 месяца назад

President Trumps' hair is a glorious lions mane.🇺🇲🤠🇺🇲

@amberswafford9305 4 месяца назад

@@seanmurphy8312 It may well be but it’s still one of the more ridiculously memorable coiffures I’ve ever sat eyes upon. 🤷🏻‍♀️ As long as he’s happy w it & he must be, I don’t reckon the state of his hair is anybody’s damn business but his own.

@zeldagoblin 4 месяца назад

It's all his own! All his own, I'll tell you! And his hands are not an indicator. So shoosh.

@richardknowles4200 Год назад

Really great comedian who tells it from a different perspective. Certainly worth watching live on his tours.

@ivornestegg1524 Год назад

Seriously funny guy ... can't wait to see him in Spalding !

@flagpoleeip Год назад

Excellent. thought I'd never get to see this as i couldn't get there and i'm too tight to pony up for patreon, despite geoff being one of my favourite comedians

@angelsackson Год назад

Good to see you back on RU-vid mate!

@frank__reynolds Год назад

Great memories of an excellent night. Looking forward to this year's tour...

@robddickinson4217 Год назад

Absolutely first class, my favourite comic of the moment.

@forlorndream1400 Год назад

'Do the Truffle Shuffle!!' That was hilarious in a brilliant film.

@frenchenstein Год назад

🌟So much fun. Still chuckling in 2023🌟

@roberttreston9385 19 дней назад

Very good 🎉

@kateearly6849 11 месяцев назад

Very, very funny, clever observations - I thought it was just my grandad who became a heavy drinker after WW2!

@stevecalder6180 Год назад

seen Geoff live a couple of times, very funny guy, and an excellent video :-)

@cykr0s Год назад

Mermaid of the duvet is absolute gold.

@BigEnglishStandup 8 месяцев назад

One of the best out there, surely.

@kristinarandall5428 11 месяцев назад

Sharp and clever!! 😂❤😂😂😂😂

@jonny6330 Год назад

Seriously funny guy, great live.

@nicdoye Год назад

Saw this in Maidenhead. Absolutely brilliant. 😂

@liamfisher4191 Год назад

Thanks for sharing....great stuff

@DM-it2ch Год назад

Brilliant as ever!!

@Bader1940 Год назад

Saw him a couple of times last year (Dorking, Crawley). Bloody good nights!

@ommk9650 Год назад

Saw in Milton Keynes and Huntingdon. Got tickets for the new show at Milton Keynes... Looking forward to it 👍

@georgechicago3498 11 месяцев назад

Brilliant.

@adrianmeyer2157 Год назад

Quality Geoff.

@smiffyd4041 11 месяцев назад

Really enjoyed this 👌

@stephenbullivant5908 Год назад

Brilliant

@helenromanelli2544 7 месяцев назад

guy is seriously funny--and so true to life...

@stevebrown8163 11 месяцев назад

Thank you

@TuRo-Maserati Год назад

Brilliant Mr. N, your best yet.....ps as ever, I loved the 2 or 3 neg comments of crackpottery amongst a sea of superlatives..........'I turned it right off' my favourite 😅

@lonewolfandcub668 8 месяцев назад

My hometown Southend, yes. Sad missed it

@jamiecameron9089 Год назад

Awesome 😂

@user-jr7cx9zm1e 4 месяца назад

Great stuff.

@samoharachilds 9 месяцев назад

Fine work

@scotlandsuper9235 Год назад

Very funny.

@mmartin4978 Год назад

Cannot believe peoples bad manners being on their phones at a live gig

@johnnycombs6570 Год назад

Tip Top!!!

@suttonelms1 Год назад

Very good.

@gavinjones8543 Год назад

Top Drawer!

@mrpicky1868 11 месяцев назад

how did google make subtitles to this is a true miracle

@Dob.nbr1 Год назад

Top man

@Bandanko 11 месяцев назад

Prolly get truss next.... prophetic

@dsharpmarketing Год назад

Great show. Is he doing this years fringe?

@rjflores438 Год назад

You no something is wrong with youtube when you cant see the numbers of likes. I cant seem to think why!

@ChorltonandtheWheelies 11 месяцев назад

@rjflores438. That's weird? Is it RU-vid that has done that then? Or can the uploader turn them off? I wouldn't have noticed if you wouldn't have said but I can't remember ever seeing that before ( unless I just haven't noticed!) Would be interested to know 🙂

@sneed472 Год назад

nice

@bennyhillschineseblokechar3689 11 месяцев назад

I turned up at the wrong thing once. Ended up married to it for 9 years! Shoulda just bought her a house and saved time!

@odt4492 Год назад

"....ba-ba...?

@davidwanstall4670 Год назад

😎👍

@meh3247 Год назад

I blame your parents too Geoffrey.

@davidsharpe7869 2 месяца назад

@jayjaydubful 11 месяцев назад

Re orgasms- I reckon they vary wildly person to person & I've witnessed male orgasms that last for ages & look full body crazy & they say that their soul left their body & returned again . Whereas for other blokes it's like just a little shudder.

@Larsbor 4 месяца назад

Looks like a Gervais lookalike from distance ..

@SiLatics56 10 месяцев назад

I've read this guy's book and to be honest, that wasn't the best thing I've read but it was certainly competitive. It is however better than his stand up in my opinion. I agree with quite a bit of what he says but I just think he looks too 'normal' to be funny. Certain people were born to be funny but Geoff Norcott looks and sounds like he was born to fix car engines.

@dixieboy5689 9 месяцев назад

Ummmmm. no thanks. nope.

@MegaEssexboy1 10 месяцев назад

Good but still not edgy enough

@helenbaker2614 Год назад

I remember turning up in a service station with a flat tyre and 4 men in a car next to me watched me change the tyre. Not 1 of them helped.......probably didn`t know what to do

@philiphudgens4726 Год назад

I love you Geoff - 'not in a gay way though...no you're not a a big fat gruff hairy bear, they're my type! Pls appear on 'The Football's On' more often - those other guest comedians are utter shite!

@johnmunro4952 11 месяцев назад

Hope the next act is funnier.

@nathanaelstunt7317 Год назад

Can anyone tell me where the jokes are?

@martinheath5947 Год назад

I doubt it

@teddyirons8240 Год назад

He doesn't tell jokes, he's just says funny things. Maybe it went over your head.

@nathanaelstunt7317 Год назад

@@teddyirons8240 Can you tell me where the funny things that he said are?

@teddyirons8240 Год назад

@@nathanaelstunt7317 Yeah, when the audience laughed, that's generally accepted as the funny parts. The fact that he defines himself as a bit right wing, perhaps prevents you from seeing the funny side of what he says.

@nathanaelstunt7317 Год назад

@@teddyirons8240 - 😆 good one. In fact two! Advocating both social and political flock-like behaviour. Are you here all week?

@alihart Год назад

Jesus, this is poor. Pub bore at 7.00 most evenings. Good that people enjoy it but what dull material

@mquigley3348 Год назад

You are to comedy what Kate and Jerry McCann are to babysitting.

@Bingo12331 Год назад

If you don’t like it, why watch it?

@duncefunce1513 Год назад

A murderer? That's a compliment in stand-up.

@Tezzzaaa Год назад

You are to The comments section what Jimmy Saville is to ChildLine.

@MrBuffalo2 Год назад

Not f...king funny mate..

@mquigley3348 Год назад

@@MrBuffalo2 You would know

@LouisFriend-tk8gl 11 месяцев назад

Oooh. How edgy.🙄

@GeoffNorcott 11 месяцев назад

Who said anything about edgy? If you compare my views to societies in general I’m the least edgy bloke on the circuit!

@LouisFriend-tk8gl 11 месяцев назад

@@GeoffNorcott and the least funny.

@GeoffNorcott 11 месяцев назад

@@LouisFriend-tk8gl yes good one 👍

@charlytaylor1748 11 месяцев назад

Tell us a joke

@UPTHETOWN Год назад

Nah, not for me. I can understand the idea, most comedy is left wing these days, but this guy just isn't very funny

@skepticalbadger Год назад

You are very much in the minority, as you can see from the comments.

@davidjames-maddaford4531 Год назад

Three “F”’s word within one minute. Took you right off. I do not invite swearing into my home. Get rid of the puerile humour and I might invite you back.

@zeldagoblin 4 месяца назад

I hope you don't read the bible...

@davidjames-maddaford4531 4 месяца назад

@@zeldagoblin Which part of the Bible? The first and true part of which to live a thorough and complete life from or the second and the testament to the life of Jesus? Neither refer to Geoff Norcott and this video. My issue is that within modern society everyone believes (incorrectly) that they have the right(s) (of which I do not refer to the law in this aspect) to do or be anything. I have seen this performer of wit before; this time I found hime distasteful… Simple

@Tezzzaaa Год назад

Geezer! See u in Chestaaaaar in March.😊