George Costanza's Greatest hits

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Seinfeld - Best of George Costanza
Classic lines like:
- It's not you, it's me
- I'm Cartwright
- You had to have the big sallad
- I'm an architect
- I wish there were pigmen
- Crib notes, counter clockwise swirl
- Can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up
- I've driven woman to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution
- I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back
- I was at the pool, there were shinkage
- Sex with the cleaning lady
- She's bald, I got rejected by a bald woman
- Everytime I think I'm out, they pull me back in
- My mother caught me, I was alone
- I am Costanza, lord of the idiots
- This is like discovering plutonium by accident
- George is getting upset
- Serenity now
- I hate the Drake
- I'm gonna need some water here
- You get in the mood
- George's answering machine
- Killing independent George

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@Nately22 4 года назад

All the insecurities of being an insignificant, underwhelming, average human being. Relatable in every way. The greatest tv character of all time. My hero.

@masonrahal6980 3 года назад

Our Hero…

@stumarston6812 3 года назад

My role model

@Julian-dq2qq 2 года назад

You need better heroes

@21cranberries21 2 года назад

@stumarston6812 2 года назад

@@Julian-dq2qq WOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHH

@marinejcksn1 4 года назад

"How do you live with yourself?" "It's not easy"

@caesar349 3 года назад

marinejcksn1 I ask myself that almost daily

@jaytf1231 3 года назад

Yes that's from......."Fiyahhhhhhhhhhh" when he knocks down the old women at the kids birthday party if I'm not mistaken.

@phlushphish793 3 года назад

"Your living A lie? I'm living like 100!"

@marinejcksn1 3 года назад

@@jaytf1231 The Fire is easily one of the best episodes for me, but my all time favorite is The Opposite

@jaytf1231 3 года назад

@@marinejcksn1 Yes that's how he got the job with the Yankees. It was lame having him traded to Tyler Chicken then fired By Big Stine. He should have told him the truth about trying to impress the woman from the Tourist Bureau. Play Now and Krueger Industries just wasn't the same or funny. Still disappointed the Independent George and the Relationship George speech is not on this video. That's his greatest speech, IMO.

@mariohnyc 4 года назад

“When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.” - George Costanza. I've taken that epic piece of advice, and used it throughout my career. Everytime someone asks me for help, they always start with "sorry to bother you, i know how busy you are" due to George Costanza's genius. PS: I'm never busy.

@marthar4983 2 года назад

I just generally walk AND sit around like that when I don't want to be bothered. And it works beautifully!!!😌 Thanks George Costanza!!!! 🤝🏼

@visible4404 2 года назад

I did the same thing. It’s like no one at our jobs watch Seinfeld to know that we’re acting

@JonahKellams 2 года назад

@BiGsImY 2 года назад

Yeah I know people that do this, but they don’t do it because of Costanza… smh they’re just trolls.

@jaylong4705 2 года назад

I have used it since the episode aired. It's subconscious at this point. Ingrained.

@christianyork5012 4 года назад

"We live in a society" -George Constanza

@genghisk4808 4 года назад

Aren't we all George Constanza in our own way.

@FoxMonkey-xw5yf 4 года назад

Yes but without the close friends and hot dates.

@stagna1959 4 года назад

No, I am not so obsessed to fly to Akron, Ohio just to deliver comeback line, which was not so great anyway.And then flying there back again when first time failed . ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-LOetkFopHK0.html I am not eating food from carbage can . I dont try to poison my former boss .And I dont do candy lineups to prove that someone stole my candybar. BTW, I dont invent e-toilet app either and make millions from it and then lose it all to Maddoff .

@thevillageyid 4 года назад

@@stagna1959 George Costanza would reply exactly in that way.

@houseofduroseau 4 года назад

Yes , yes I am

@wilsonrodriguez1293 3 года назад

No...!! And who farted it😡..?!

@barnesj 7 лет назад

Its a crime that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy.

@MrShelly53 6 лет назад

its a crime that jason could never find a successful show to star in....he could do everything..he's a fantastic dancer

@inxs52 5 лет назад

Absolutely

@TheChadxiii 4 года назад

Duckman should of won an Emmy.

@alfonsoparrado3112 4 года назад

Not when you realize Kramer's actor won them all instead, it's just fair

@Catinkontti 4 года назад

David Hyde Pryce from Frasier used to steal all the Emmys during the time Alexander was nominated.

@CaptainBeefy 3 года назад

"I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate - I GOT IT ALL!!" -Millennials be like

@Jesuslovesyou8525 2 года назад

Ow, my scapula

@demonalivefornow9680 3 года назад

People have no idea how much Seinfeld relied on Jason Alexander as George. One of the best actors ever.

@smrriles5668 3 года назад

Who made you the people spokesman

@LordofDublin4 3 года назад

WRONG ! ONLY idiot's wouldn't know as would people who think people didn't know.

@justinzinkowski5933 3 года назад

Its criminal he never won an emmy

@stuartbromley3513 3 года назад

Just always over-egged the pudding. With Kramer it was always pitch perfect. With George you felt like he was trying to steal every scene, and failing

@tinman3747 3 года назад

Did you know that Jason Alexander is a stage name? His real name is Jay Greenspan. Fun fact.

@wadgoutfool 4 года назад

Such a combination of insecurity, egotism and selfishness could never be captured as successfully as it was with George Costanza.

@AlexPryrodny 3 года назад

And yet he's the most relatable character.

@pierrelebrasseur8493 3 года назад

Won't you be if your father was Frank Costanza

@philiplavery03 2 года назад

There is a little bit of George in everyone.

@jennyrose9454 2 года назад

My dad

@tmclaughlin11 2 года назад

@@pierrelebrasseur8493 “Stop crying and fight your father!”

@gedaman 8 лет назад

George is the greatest sitcom character of all time.

@PauloMoreira62 8 лет назад

+gedaman well i think is cosmo

@uneedtherapy42 8 лет назад

+gedaman if not the best he is really really close!

@PauloMoreira62 8 лет назад

Who the fuque is al bundy or bunda?

@c0p13dn4m3 8 лет назад

+gedaman I'm not a sitcom character. I'm an architect. I design railroads.

@navinkhanna02 8 лет назад

+gedaman absolutely agree

@Itsmarieanne 3 года назад

George made this sitcom, I swear he’s the most hilarious because he is the most relatable and his acting can’t be imitated

@tobylanglois3698 3 года назад

Yeah anyone who says he's not relatable is lying to themselves and hard.

@khoroshoorange 3 года назад

He is relatable even if hes a jerk. But the thing about Seinfeld is they are all jerks! Jerry, Kramer and Elaine too! A lot of people are like that even in todays times where everyone and their grandma want to be super progressive. Thats what makes this Show great. It portrays people as they are: selfish,shallow and flawed but also likeable and vulnerable. There is a Costanza in all of us and we have to keep him under Control everyday. The ying and the Yang. Worlds are colliding!

@tobylanglois3698 3 года назад

@@khoroshoorange Yes exactly! I think that's why this show will probably forever stand the test of time.

@tmclaughlin11 2 года назад

@@khoroshoorange The ending was lame with them all going to jail for a year, but yes they were self-absorbed selfish jerks. At least they recognized that and had a good run on Curb Your Enthusiasm where they acknowledged people hated the ending.

@kevingembel5767 2 года назад

And his parents are hilarious too

@jpmnky 4 года назад

I never understood why Kramer was everyone's favorite. It's George. And it's not even close.

@dawgraa9969 3 года назад

Ikr

@VarietyVideoGamer 3 года назад

George>Elaine>Jerry>Kramer

@natekenworthy7367 3 года назад

Because on the show, George was the "loser" of the group. He worked several jobs, left on high notes, worked for the New York Freaking Yankees and was the most relatable of any of the main 4. Also, Jason was by far the most talented actor. Incredible timing and pace.

@joelcisneros7626 3 года назад

Agree

@kathyduby8150 3 года назад

Kramer was wild and crazy. George is just crazy. Both are funny.

@CommonSenseless1993 9 лет назад

You can't have a "Greatest Hits" without the Marine Biologist monologue.

@patrickgaasche2822 9 лет назад

Mammal.

@CommonSenseless1993 9 лет назад

Patrick Gaasche "Whateva."

@jade999111 9 лет назад

BigBad Bryant The sea was angry that day my friends...

@CommonSenseless1993 9 лет назад

jade999111 Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

@kevinshobbyroom3932 9 лет назад

BigBad Bryant or Vandaley Industries !

@fangiesl 8 лет назад

"It's not a lie, if you believe it."

@bunnyfish714 8 лет назад

Pepsi is better than wine..i'm a beer guy

@bunnyfish714 8 лет назад

What about the soup Nazi ep "No soup for you,come back one year."...to me,that's the best line of the series

@TheSamteddy 8 лет назад

-Hillary Clinton

@bunnyfish714 8 лет назад

Squidward Q. Tentacle you're right...lol

@VictoryHound 8 лет назад

haha

@amead78 3 года назад

I love how George isn’t blind to how much of a loser he is. He’s not delusional about it.

@nthgth 2 года назад

"I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots."

@m.e.d.7997 2 года назад

He is not a loser. He is your average guy and represents most people

@concernedcitizen2350 Год назад

But yet it always somehow works out for him.

@scottmatheson3346 Год назад

@@m.e.d.7997 so he's a loser

@hebakhater7783 11 дней назад

Are you out of your mind???!!!!@@concernedcitizen2350

@Tubes12AX7k 2 года назад

I love whenever George is embarrassed. “My mother caught me.” “Doing what?” “YOU know…..I was ALONE….”

@elijahlivingston9477 Год назад

The genus of this show was the adult and sexual references in such a subtle way. “He got two inches from. There. . . I think it moved” “I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it should be. But in fact, it is all that it should be and more!”

@kilgoretrout6136 4 года назад

I don't want to be remembered , I want to be forgotten.

@natekenworthy7367 3 года назад

Truer words have never been spoken.

@windowsxp9120 3 года назад

George was a doomer

@R0YDEME0 Год назад

I L o v e I t

@DonGabagool 8 месяцев назад

And I don't wanna be reminded You say please don't make this harder No I won't yet

@HenrySomeone 7 месяцев назад

It's certainly better to be forgotten, than remembered for the wrong reasons...

@Aivottaja 8 лет назад

I love how George is supposed to be a loser when in fact he dates like gazillion women during the seasons.

@yojugames9105 8 лет назад

what makes him a looser is how he keeps screwing it. what makes him a winner is he keeps trying no matter what.

@SpheroidEarthSociety 7 лет назад

Shagged multiple women, go back and rewatch the series maybe and not talk out of your ass

@betpow 7 лет назад

Jerry's girlfriends were always hotter though :)

@andytim 7 лет назад

This view is incorrect. George is not intended to be a loser. I think more accurately he is self loathing - and one would be suprised someone so self loathing is the type to talk/date to many women. Also more prone to emotional outbursts. Both a funny contrast to Jerry. George is based off of Larry David.

@SpheroidEarthSociety 7 лет назад

***** It eased into the water like an old man into a tub

@aadyantpareek8899 2 года назад

George is the most real life character ever to be written in the history of sitcoms.

@sociallyawkwardpenguin9097 4 года назад

"The sea was angry that day, my friends."

@leandromorgado553 4 года назад

The best ! ahhahaa

@MercDog916 4 года назад

and I said WHOAAA THERE, Big Fella...lmao

@SlapthePissouttayew 3 года назад

Like an old man returning soup at a deli....

@jaytf1231 3 года назад

Yes that should have been on there.

@markboudreau1410 3 года назад

The ULTIMATE Georgeism!😄

@Altorin 4 года назад

I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I have it all!!! I love george

@MontrealMan1970 3 года назад

my favorite line

@SenorJuan2023 Год назад

I'll try that in my dating profile and see how it goes.

@Valir15 5 месяцев назад

@@SenorJuan2023😂😂😂

@Prairielander 8 лет назад

Jason Alexander is a very underrated actor. He has brilliant comedic timing.

@dickslap37 8 лет назад

+moldren i disagree. i think he can play and convey many other characters other than the george character. jason is a genius in my opinion.

@ahmadmerhebi724 8 лет назад

+dickslap37 So what is exactly do you disagree on?

@kdohertygizbur 8 лет назад

+Ahmad Merhebi That he can only play variations of the George Costanza character

@CountArtha 8 лет назад

+Prairielander He's actually very unfunny in real life, like Michael Richards. Jerry and Louise were comedians, but those two were genuinely good actors.

@bink 8 лет назад

Moldren didn't actually say that... he just said he was typecast since Seinfeld, not that he wasn't able to play other characters, so he was actually agreeing with him.

@Grandmaster_Sub-Zero 2 года назад

George is the originator of the "we live in a society!" meme!

@sud2607 2 года назад

“For I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots.” The greatest character TV has ever seen.

@makutas-v261 Год назад

Modern man in one phrase

@shekov60 7 лет назад

you know we're LIVING in a SOCIETY!!!

@iAMJM27 6 лет назад

Maxim Sheko That shake in his voice gets me every time 😂

@Hivernal 6 лет назад

And the meme was born

@gman3976 5 лет назад

BOTTOM TEXT

@holdtrue2021 5 лет назад

👏

@0mnicide 5 лет назад

How about this society, huh..

@Mistykins79 8 лет назад

Kramer " 51 people died. " George " 51 people? That's it?! I thought it was like a thousand?! Kramer "1,660 survivors" George " That's no tragedy! How many people you lose on a normal cruise.. 30? 40?" I laugh out loud every time.

@MrsAngiea 5 лет назад

@NeptuneReturnz 5 лет назад

mistykins2011 thanks for the quotes. You are brilliant at quoting.

@unseenufo 5 лет назад

He predicted all the cruises with tradegies

@stagna1959 4 года назад

Does cruiseships have morgues ? I guess they have . perhaps 40 deaths in cruise is an exaggeration, but considering most of passengers are elderly and retired, death rate may be quite high.

@Darkko88 3 года назад

@@stagna1959 Just throw the old fuckers in the sea and call it a viking burial

@avi2578 Год назад

As every year passes by, I come to realize more and more that I am George Constanza in more ways than I thought.

@robertellis4938 3 года назад

"For I am Costanza, lord of tbe idiots." CLASSIC.

@brodyharris7631 7 лет назад

to think, he was the only cast member to not win an Emmy throughout the shows historic run. CRAZY

@alexolds9840 2 года назад

Well, neither did Jerry, which is also crazy.

@treatwomenright33 2 года назад

@@alexolds9840 thats understandable, jerry wasnt that funny. only a few moments. and his stand-up sucked. elaine was funnier.

@GooseGumlizzard 2 года назад

@@treatwomenright33 wrong.

@treatwomenright33 2 года назад

@@GooseGumlizzard hey george is the best on the show. Then Kramer, then elaine, then Jerry. Sometimes even Newman beats out Jerry's comedy. That's larry David for ya. That's my opinion. Ty

@sebastiandario5866 2 года назад

And....Who cares the emmy????

@KamFoley 8 лет назад

'Was that wrong, should I have not done that?' Best line ever.

@fabiolemme 5 лет назад

very common in my other jobs

@mwilliamshs 5 лет назад

*...not have done...* Not "...have not done..."

@itwontcomeout5678 2 года назад

“I’m gonna have to claim ignorance on this one”

@HungovrChewbaca 3 года назад

“Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?” That line kills me every time 😂

@bsbusterbsbuster463 3 года назад

Have access to my dimension not dementia 😂😂😂

@nthgth 2 года назад

I absolutely thought it was "dimentia"

@an3453 2 года назад

@@bsbusterbsbuster463 It's dementia. Not only does he clearly not say dimension (he never says 'tion'), at least dementia sorta makes sense in the context of the scene. Dimension does not.

@pedrogates3189 4 года назад

Susan catching him with the pillow is hilarious 😂 😂😂

@TheOnetimeshawty 2 месяца назад

Kill me everytime😂😂

@olibearbrowns6748 4 года назад

I found George the most hilarious character in Seinfeld.

@sokee1354 4 года назад

I think it'd be neck and neck between him and Kramer if they did an actual poll

@edienandy 4 года назад

sokee13 my favorite is George and my next favorite is Elaine. Jerry is definitely my least favorite haha

@russellregan4736 4 года назад

@@sokee1354 I'd vote 4 Kramer

@cosmo4544 4 года назад

Without a doubt George gets my vote ! Best sitcom ever made

@sasquatchdonut2674 3 года назад

Either Kramer or George's Dad. You can't forget Frank Costanza.

@lim0nplays45 9 лет назад

No Vandelay Industries? George is getting upset!!!

@wolventhrone1631 9 лет назад

Agus Tin SERENITY NOW!

@lim0nplays45 9 лет назад

Wolven Throne That's it! no Festivus for you!

@VaughnJogVlog 9 лет назад

Agus Tin I'm going with jerk store!

@chuckcelemin6789 8 лет назад

+Agus Tin And you want to be my latex salesman?

@LJY08 8 лет назад

+Agus Tin "Why couldn't you say I was an architect? I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect!"

@RichSmithson Год назад

The thing that always cracked me up with George was he was always chasing after the woman he couldn't have, and obsessing over them. But the women who actually fell for him, he would find some minor issue with their behaviour or the way they looked and would end the relationship over it. For a jobless guy living with his parents, he was still incredibly fussy.

@Urine666Deity 8 месяцев назад

that might have been the most relatable thing to me about costanza, i think we obsess over those women because we can't have them, we even want to be hated by them because it makes them even less obtainable, it's brilliant

@Mirrale 7 месяцев назад

This could also describe his acclaimed performance in Shallow Hal.

@samuelzins5089 2 года назад

Great actor and character And architect

@georgiasmith64 Год назад

and a marine biologist 😃!

@yiannoscyprus 6 месяцев назад

@@georgiasmith64And podiastrist!

@DrBachur 6 лет назад

"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution" However many awards Jason Alexander holds aren't nearly enough.

@TheKinoWolf 4 года назад

None.

@tbody111 4 года назад

PREACH

@aaronalexanderortizsantos3585 3 года назад

It's the writing of George's character for me

@johnd1843 3 года назад

He won 1 award for Seinfeld, sadly he was always up against Michael Richards.

@SONICSTA 2 года назад

That quote is so funny because we literally saw all of that happen😭😂

@ameliaq.7481 8 лет назад

-Every time we go out to eat, the minute we're done eating, she's running for the bathroom. -So you're concerned? -Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm paying for those meals!

@umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731 8 лет назад

lmfaoooooo

@miked4309 7 лет назад

elaine says so youre concerned...george says he's paying.... ;)

@bobsmithers2153 7 лет назад

yes but he says "elaine" as part of the line

@Jasonificatiation 6 лет назад

Only George could be so off-topically selfish.

@allycat2836 Год назад

The entire cast fit like a glove. Each one is a hilarious mix of narcissism, apathy and bad luck.

@ReshonGodfrey 3 года назад

How this man didn't win an Emmy is beyond me...

@LJY08 8 лет назад

God the episode where George does everything opposite is...it's just the best.

@TheDonFinnemore 8 лет назад

Totally agree..." and if you think I'm kidding..just try me.." hahaha Classic absolutely classic.

@LJY08 8 лет назад

TheDonFinnemore "...because I would LOVE IT!" Just precious :-)

@sepedrito 8 лет назад

+LJY08 Bald men with no jobs and that live with their parents, do not approach strange women...

@Ericwvb2 8 лет назад

+LJY08 My favorite episode as well, with possibly the most hilarious *successful* pickup line ever: "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

@LJY08 8 лет назад

Eric van Bezooijen Absolutely! And the preceding line to Elaine "Elaine! Bald men who have no money and no job, who live with their parents, do not approach strange women".

@anthonyg24 9 лет назад

Where is Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?" George: "It's not easy."

@levipeters88 4 года назад

Anthony G. And that clown... is one Jon Favouro

@ayrton56612 Год назад

He carried the show. Most relatable and funny character.

@slimshead8100 2 года назад

George is, by far, the greatest character in the history of tv shows or movies. He is the absolute best, most hilarious, interesting character. Absolutely, 100%, the best, unequivocally.

@rain0x01 8 лет назад

Pushing children out of the way while escaping from the fire

@SimonQuirk68 8 лет назад

That is one of the funniest scenes I have ever seen in anything

@adamgarcia7192 8 лет назад

Damn I remember that shit from a long time ago back when I used to watch it with my family😂fucking hilarious.

@rain0x01 8 лет назад

And an elderly lady in a walker ....

@SimonQuirk68 8 лет назад

+Matthew Kreuter and afterwards outside he was telling his story of being the hero and the fireman says "how do you live with yourself?" to which George replies "it's not easy..."

@Marmoset2009 7 лет назад

when the clown came at George with the giant shoe...I nearly lost my shit!

@2148FRIEDLING 10 лет назад

The sea was angry that day my friends

@MarkAntney 9 лет назад

I've watched that scene a gadzillion times and I laugh through the whole scene after he says that opening line.

@johnwalsh6998 5 лет назад

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

@ivx8345 5 лет назад

@@johnwalsh6998 the look on the faces of Jerry and Kramer after he says that... hahahah

@comedywriter8408 3 года назад

He is one of the most memorable characters in sitcom history.

@RightAway87 4 года назад

I was born in 87'. I grew up watching this show with my parents. I'm 33 now with a teenage kid and I try and have her watch it with me but she calls me old lol! Funny how life is.

@TheAaronmcmahon11 5 лет назад

When I watched this late night as a kid I thought Kramer was the funniest character. Now I realize George was absolutely hands down the best. He glued this whole sitcom together. We can all relate to this poor guy.

@santosjps 3 года назад

When I was younger I related to Jerry, but as I got older I started relating more and more to George 😅

@bajingo4759 3 года назад

That because Kramers humour is very juvenile. Fall and hit your head kinda humour. It goes home with kids but George is fucking genius.

@tmclaughlin11 2 года назад

Jerry was the nucleus, but George was the most important character. Take him out and you’ve got the least left.

@mattgoldberg4335 2 года назад

I always felt George (Jason) was the MVP of the series, but I don't want to take away from Kramer/Richards. Really, it was an unbelievable blend of almost perfect writing and acting.

@conniediaz6456 2 года назад

Kramer makes children laugh because of his slapstick, physical comedy. Kids love that. But as you get older, become an adult and face adult situations, George just becomes more relatable.

@Memorex996 8 лет назад

He should've won an Emmy

@ivandomeratzky3151 4 года назад

I'm hungry, let's get something to eat"

@wacokid30 4 года назад

I know Kramer was the favorite at the time and is for most general audiences but George Costanza is without a doubt the driving force behind the entire series. Don’t get me wrong Kramer is absolutely incredible but George is the best character in this show. Jason Alexander created the greatest tv character of all time and gave us some of the most memorable moments in tv history.

@sarraat.khaphaji6860 4 года назад

I love how every other character is better than Seinfeld but we all know that none of this would've happened without Seinfeld

@demonalivefornow9680 3 года назад

I think it shows the weird genius of Jerry Seinfeld. Someone said he knew himself, more than anyone else, that he wasn't the best actor and he needed to surround himself by better actors while he played the straight man (meaning the lead that is the main, but least interesting character, it has nothing to do with being gay or straight). And he was right. He gets like 400 million a year of this show. I hear he's not the easiest to work with.

@sarraat.khaphaji6860 3 года назад

@@demonalivefornow9680 I agree. Seinfeld is something else, his confidence alone is charming

@keithbannister9271 3 года назад

Jerry was funny, but Jason's character was hilarious, and much more believable than anyone else, in my opinion. Can't believe Jason never won an Emmy for his character? Biggest oversight, in Emmy History!! SMH........😒

@sarraat.khaphaji6860 3 года назад

@@keithbannister9271 I agree all and all

@tobylanglois3698 3 года назад

Jerry was honestly hysterically funny. All four of them were hilarious! But still nobody not even Kramer could compete with the legendary hilarity that was Jason Alexander as George Costanza.

@getsufuma2597 7 лет назад

George's puffy jacket was so fashion forward

@scoobysnak07 3 года назад

It's goretex

@mikerennie2024 7 лет назад

No way wine is better than Pepsi!

@2bobaf 6 лет назад

Never a truer sentence spoken.

@sickboy3636 6 лет назад

*snort..

@jjryan1352 5 лет назад

How about sparkling wine?

@tavoiaiono7885 4 года назад

snnork hahaha

@richtifilmpalast5373 4 года назад

Im 100% with George on that one!

@maryoleary5044 6 месяцев назад

"You're dam right it's me!" 😆 (I like your American/New York Style Humour) - Animal Rights! Mary 🇬🇧 Bernadette

@romeyburgin7221 4 года назад

I remember the first time I saw George telling the story about the whale he saved when he was pretending to be a marine biologist. I fell off the couch I was sitting on with laughter

@accountemail9712 3 года назад

When he pulls the ball out lol!

@fvw1187 2 года назад

How do you sit on a couch with laughter?

@BigDaveTheBeast 8 лет назад

George is definitely Penske material.

@KBWrecker 4 года назад

Yes he is. Of course...

@nthgth 2 года назад

Absolutely. Now, you understand--

@ryanstudios1773 10 лет назад

The jerk store called, they're running out of you!

@DocRunaway 10 лет назад

What's the difference? You're their all-time best-seller!

@paradisecity0406able 10 лет назад

***** His wife is in a coma

@JackStavris 10 лет назад

Josh Rivera Well the life support machine called...and...OH DAMN IT! THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID!

@SXI96 10 лет назад

Pulp can move baby !!

@ECL28E 9 лет назад

Josh Rivera I bet she's just usin' that as an excuse

@upyours4979 4 года назад

One of my all-time favorite George lines. "I pay what I say."

@crosca82 4 года назад

To cast Danny Devito as George Costanza would've been a mistake of monumental proportions.

@taylorleach9638 3 года назад

We’d get Jason Alexander as Frank Reynolds tho

@nthgth 2 года назад

@@taylorleach9638 😮 Now that's an interesting thought...

@palaceofwisdom9448 4 года назад

"ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!" My favorite George line ever. He shows more moral outrage over Jerry declining a threesome than anything else in the video.

@anylove370 Год назад

That episode was so brilliant too

@elijahlivingston9477 Год назад

Probably my favourite reaction of George Costanza.

@iPartyHardcore 8 месяцев назад

Because his plan worked too so he set Jerry up perfectly, but Jerry copped out.

@HenrySomeone 7 месяцев назад

Because it's true; for any guy not in the top 1%, such an option is like winning the lottery.

@spaveevo 10 лет назад

this show ended over 15 years ago. amazing

@jonnyarico6597 10 лет назад

Bman Chu i was in the pool

@Fams57 5 лет назад

That's crazy when u think about it And now shows are shit

@johnnyfreeman1018 2 года назад

Way longer than that.....

@dafunkdafunk 3 месяца назад

Over 25 years now. Still amazing

@els1f 3 года назад

"I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up." My _personal_ fav

@nuno.peixoto 3 года назад

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" The way he said that, and the charisma this guys has, it's amazing. If anyone, Jason should be the one getting the Emmy.

@awesomeray100 10 лет назад

These pretzels... ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!!!

@cannibal151 10 лет назад

How could that scene be left out of this video? Pure blasphemy!

@MrShelly53 6 лет назад

because that was kramers line, not george's

@janellemendez5562 5 лет назад

@@cannibal151 l

@ivx8345 5 лет назад

@@MrShelly53 nope Jerry. Elaine and George are giving their interpretation of this line as well!

@DonnyDealer 9 лет назад

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep." Golden! Kramer is one thing but George is something else entirely. I'm deffs a Costanza.

@edp3202 2 года назад

How in God's name did Jason Alexander never win an Emmy for playing George? Madness.

@sangredelic 2 года назад

He was always against David Hyde Pierce from Frasier.

@edp3202 2 года назад

@@sangredelic how many times did DHP win? They need to stop having the same people win in consecutive years. It's asinine.

@jlouis4407 3 месяца назад

George got shafted again

@marcodevries4481 3 года назад

The magic of Seinfeld is that every single character was genius unto him/herself.

@greg55666 8 лет назад

"You know I always wanted to pretend that I am an architect." That's one of the best lines ever.

@qwasd0r 7 лет назад

George was the main character of Seinfeld.

@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 7 лет назад

NAH M8

@frarfarf 6 лет назад

yep because he's Larry David, who was behind the whole thing

@aliisakalma8245 6 лет назад

Snipeti

@samuraidreams1880 6 лет назад

I think its Kramer.

@ajr01-x6e 6 лет назад

i would totally watch "Costanza"

@superdavidss 2 года назад

When George looses it and snaps, it's hilarious 😂😂

@VroodenTheGreat 3 года назад

If it's anybody, it's me. OK, George, it's you. You're DAMN right it's me!

@joshualapointe4239 8 лет назад

I think if you had to sum up George with one quote, it would be the one where he's standing with the Ross's in front of Susan's headstone, and Mrs. Ross says: well George we'll leave you alone with her, I'm sure there are things you want to say. George: No I'm good.

@MrBraffZachlin 8 лет назад

shoulda ended with "if you take everything i've ever accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent"

@Stensland55 3 месяца назад

Absolutely agree with you. A classic George line.

@MercDog916 4 года назад

You're DAMN right its ME...Lmao. Georges outbursts were so legendary. Best comedy show ever. It never gets old.

@mariusdan6147 8 месяцев назад

My favourite character ALL TIME, movie or series. I watch Seinfeld every time before sleep, saw entire series, 7-8 times.

@personface1580 9 лет назад

Kramer: "Well, I've got gonorrhea! That's what they gave me!" George: "Who did? ....The government?"

@thebrocialist8300 5 лет назад

“Elaine, of course I’m concerned... I’M PAYING FOR THOSE MEALS!”

@rayden1231 3 года назад

George Costanza is my favorite- I laugh so hard my stomach hurts every time when I watch George!😂

@ltonos9557 4 года назад

That character is comedic poetry.

@sarahmighell5067 4 года назад

“It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning lady engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office... is that correct?” George: Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? PURE GOLD.

@wrightvcx2249 4 года назад

You can visualize Larry saying this while writing for this scene.

@mariano3460 4 года назад

That's a great line from season 3 I guess. They were that great that early.

@jamesmackinlay4477 4 года назад

I know I think it was the best line LOL.

@eec589 4 года назад

Nunya Business It was the INS back in the 90’s.

@goncalodvd 2 года назад

The "frowned upon" bit made me lose it completely :D

@aval7039 8 лет назад

The greatest show ever made

@budbundy8806 7 лет назад

100%

@DaveWhoa 7 лет назад

the show about nothing, which covered everything

@bigmikeobama523 7 лет назад

A Val sopranos or south park or seinfeld or simpspns all the best shows start with s

@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL 7 лет назад

Family Guy doesn't start with an S, so you are CORRECT.

@standardofexcellence 7 лет назад

A Val along with breaking bad x files south park and the supranos

@johncotton5561 4 года назад

The Opposite was George's best episode

@phlushphish793 3 года назад

ELAINE: "I'm turning into George!" JERRY: "Don't say that!"

@jamesentertainment9030 4 года назад

If you ever feel bad about yourself, just watch George Costanza

@alexosae6044 3 года назад

It doesn't help After all his mishaps he still gets these ridiculously good looking girls

@walkz007 6 лет назад

WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!

@niituu9493 4 года назад

Hahaha, This was the funniest for me

@sexhaver420 4 года назад

Gamers rise up

@jmaster38 10 лет назад

best line of all "Hello I'm George. I'm Unemployed, and I live with my parents": ha ha try that line on some hot cutie sometime

@carpetclimber4027 3 года назад

I'm an old man. I was telling people the Titanic would sink, adamantly. But no one listened! Not one! I persevered, but they all still ignored me. Finally, they just threw me out of the cinema.

@mjp23 2 года назад

This character is by far the best in Seinfeld: so many layers, so complex, so relatable, such a selfish asshole 😂 i love this guy!

@ruivam 8 лет назад

"This is like discovering plutonium by accident" wins.

@MRDragonknightGaming 8 лет назад

love that line

@Jasonificatiation 6 лет назад

its more like creating plutonium by accident, but who gives a shit? lol

@fabiolemme 5 лет назад

Indeed, turning down a 3some should be punished by law

@Neurotripsicks 6 лет назад

Elaine "wait, you're refusing to date someone because they're bald?" George "yeah...so?" Elaine "YOU'RE BALD!!!"

@a.hollins8691 6 лет назад

Neurotripsicks I WAS bald.

@Neurotripsicks 6 лет назад

Andrew Hollins haha then he beeps her nose with his finger. Priceless.

@fabiolemme 5 лет назад

not anymore

@emmaray6215 4 года назад

Andrew Hollins, I DON’T...LIKE THIS THING...AND THIS IS WHAT I’M DOING WITH IT!!(throws toupee out the window)

@e.n.akasha9516 4 года назад

@@emmaray6215 Elaine is brilliant him that scene!

@s2snider 4 года назад

I don't think I appreciated Mr. Alexander's talent enough back then. Watching Larry David, as talented as he is, portray George made it clear that Jason Alexander was/is a comedy genius.

@blackbird3589 2 года назад

Quite possibly, the greatest written character in TV history. Not to mention, Jason Alexander nailing the role to perfection.

@satyajitsahu 9 лет назад

There can never be enough Seinfeld, can it?

@12trillioniq25 9 лет назад

Seinfeld needs to be the one thing we always keep in our culture. I'm 15, and in 30 years, when I have children, they will all watch every episode of this show.

@ptl44 9 лет назад

Billy VoHagen it's always been that way with the classics. Kids today can still watch The Honeymooners or All in the Family.

@cedricalanknight 9 лет назад

Billy VoHagen it's good to see people your age watching Seinfeld. Its the best show ever.

@TobbeStorm 9 лет назад

I think they managed to wrap it up quite nicely.

@Arkalius80 9 лет назад

+Billy VoHagen I remember watching the finale of the show when it first aired... and you weren't even born yet. Jesus.

@shawn1928 5 лет назад

10:45 "You're not in the mood?...well you GET in the mood!!" Love that line

@KenPotter 3 года назад

My Favorite George Line was not here: "God would never let anything that good happen to me" ("I thought you didn't believe in God") "I do for the Bad Things"