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George Santos' New Wingman, Trump Pleads the 5th & Drag Queen Story Time with Marjorie Taylor Greene 

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Guillermo makes his triumphant return to the show after being out the last few days with COVID, thousands gathered for a crazy time in Gobbler’s Knob to see Punxsutawney Phil for Groundhog Day, George Santos has a fascinating new wingman, Marjorie Taylor Greene is hard at work serving America by tackling the issues that matter most, North Korea is back to making threats, we have a new Trump tape where he’s repeatedly pleading the 5th, Girl Scout cookie season is under way and they are doing a lot of online advertising, Netflix is cracking down on password sharing, a woman in Texas has a very unusual situation to deal with at her house, and we went out on Hollywood Blvd to ask “Can You Spell February?”
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@errgag3580
@errgag3580 Год назад
George Santos hasn't been the same since that first walk on the moon
@Heavenzvoice
@Heavenzvoice Год назад
You forgot he created heaven and earth!
@R-A-F
@R-A-F Год назад
He also farted and caused this new green comet 💨
@scratchingthesurfaceAI
@scratchingthesurfaceAI Год назад
he represents well the Brazilians in US... specially the ones in FL
@erincoco612
@erincoco612 Год назад
Well he suffered a total spine transplant after he was the man that fell to earth.
@yasuke9317
@yasuke9317 Год назад
Love these. Keep them coming. Just like his chickens to roost.
@conniemazas
@conniemazas Год назад
I feel sorry for the ground hog -- freaked out.
@anmnou
@anmnou Год назад
It's abusive. People are so insensitive...
@brittanyflowerday
@brittanyflowerday Год назад
@@anmnou I agree.
@kellydalstok8900
@kellydalstok8900 Год назад
Rodents always look like that.
@mspitstoptoyou
@mspitstoptoyou Год назад
They showed him a copy of what was probably a tax document and asked if that was HIS SIGNATURE and he pled the fifth! 🤣
@joannefitzpatrick992
@joannefitzpatrick992 Год назад
I honestly couldn't tell when they were asking him questions if there was a joke one's a real ones
@mspitstoptoyou
@mspitstoptoyou Год назад
@@joannefitzpatrick992 I previously watched a few minutes of the actual deposition which is posted all over.
@jla6558
@jla6558 Год назад
Capone was imprisoned for the easy to prove obvious tax evasion rather than try to prove the murders and endless criminal offenses of a wealthy crime family. ... The trials of Capone 2.0.
@elia.almodovar9558
@elia.almodovar9558 Год назад
Over 400 times?
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
@@joannefitzpatrick992 that's a sad thing to admit
@LuCKyDuCKy881
@LuCKyDuCKy881 Год назад
THANK YOU Jimmy Show for instant captions!!! On behalf of the deaf and hard of hearing community, you have no idea how much we appreciate it. 💜💜💜
@dyent
@dyent Год назад
RU-vid does it automatically The videos are just uploaded earlier in the day, between recording and airing, which gives the youtube algorithms time to process it fully
@LuCKyDuCKy881
@LuCKyDuCKy881 Год назад
@@dyent no they don’t that’s a common misconception
@cdyoung976
@cdyoung976 Год назад
@@mtnbiking 🤣
@LuCKyDuCKy881
@LuCKyDuCKy881 Год назад
@@mtnbiking are you being a jerk?! Cause if you are really bind, You are ignorantly blind……
@blindkimberly1360
@blindkimberly1360 Год назад
Indeed! I’m blind and hubby’s hard of hearing. The captions help him tell me what’s going on. Thanks guys!
@kathyandthedogs626
@kathyandthedogs626 Год назад
Poor groundhog. Very traumatizing to the poor thing.
@lolodee3528
@lolodee3528 Год назад
Overweight goobers are good at torturing things.
@zeldasmith6154
@zeldasmith6154 Год назад
Poor fella. He's adorable.
@theresasuprise3324
@theresasuprise3324 Год назад
One year, he bit the handler. Didn't blame the poor thing.
@assmane999
@assmane999 Год назад
Relax. He’s fine. SMH
@assmane999
@assmane999 Год назад
@@lolodee3528 torture? Come on now. Dial it down a few notches.
@Mrmoviefan123
@Mrmoviefan123 Год назад
Feeling old time: The movie Groundhog Day celebrates its 30th anniversary this year.
@8arrows
@8arrows Год назад
Dammmm
@pt68picaso
@pt68picaso Год назад
Saw a younger actor doing a Bill Murray impression addressing a golf ball on TV like Caddy Shack.
@squeaky7798
@squeaky7798 Год назад
OMG 😭😭 I'm gonna need lots of chocolate.
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 Год назад
All my days are Groundhog Day like!
@ragauerk9310
@ragauerk9310 Год назад
While we are living the real thing politically as an international laughing stock of a disgusting country.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
Much love to Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo, and the crew for bringing the laughter! 🤗🩷💙🩷
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
and the Tequila.
@BishopWalters12
@BishopWalters12 Год назад
They're not funny but you can laugh at them for being clowns.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
@Bishop Walters, why give unsolicited permission to laugh, especially when your opinion is irrelevant? Trolling?
@BishopWalters12
@BishopWalters12 Год назад
@@lillyanderson3623 Don't fear the truth buttercup.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
@Bishop Walters But It's not true, Daisy duck. Jimmy Kimmel has been on the air for 20 years. Apparently, millions think he's funny. What's not funny are silly little trolls like you.
@biteynibbles8444
@biteynibbles8444 Год назад
I was a cadet GirlScout leader for 2 years. When it comes to the cookie sales pressure, the Megan parody hits pretty close to home.
@taylorkeane2295
@taylorkeane2295 Год назад
George Santos started the girl scouts
@marilynphillips988
@marilynphillips988 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂🥱
@patricksweeney6334
@patricksweeney6334 Год назад
That's both a bit unnerving and... not very surprising. < thinking back to Cub Scout days, and pushing magazine subscriptions >
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Год назад
I just buy all the Thin Mints the kid can carry.
@taylorkeane2295
@taylorkeane2295 Год назад
@@jpdemer5 Good choice!
@Punky_Brewster
@Punky_Brewster Год назад
Thank goodness to Modelo for keeping our dear Guillermo here with us🍻 Now, a tequila shot to good health!
@bruincatjove24
@bruincatjove24 Год назад
Next thing you know, Guillermo will acquire the Modelo franchise
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
Guiermo! 🩷🩷🩷
@nancychandler3673
@nancychandler3673 Год назад
Yes, the vaccine saved sweet Guillermo. 🙏
@G3n3vaL3st3r
@G3n3vaL3st3r Год назад
My aunt lived a few blocks from Phil so I grew up going to see him every year. It’s so funny how normal it seemed as a kid. Now I see it’s definitely odd to stand in the cold for a few hours to see a groundhog. 😂
@joannajamerson35
@joannajamerson35 Год назад
I love watching it
@assmane999
@assmane999 Год назад
It’s a social thing. It’s kind of a cool tradition.
@tamravarda4161
@tamravarda4161 Год назад
Very cool
@HyperactiveNeuron
@HyperactiveNeuron Год назад
Phil died a long time ago. That's an imposter
@mikelouis9389
@mikelouis9389 Год назад
@@HyperactiveNeuron DEEP STATE DEEP FAKE
@normarodriguez6703
@normarodriguez6703 Год назад
The February girl scared me more than the cookie Megan 😂😂
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
The crying child on her Dad's shoulders? She seemed terrified. There are cameras and someone asking Daddy questions plus all the weird people walking on Hollywood Blvd. I'd be crying too. LoL!
@SidewalkCitizenLA
@SidewalkCitizenLA Год назад
The MEGAN bit was awesome! My sister Megan was a girl scout back in the day 🤣🤣🤣
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
I was too, back in the late 70's/ early 80's. I went from Brownie to a Cadet. We actually sold cookies door to door back then, not behind a table at Walmart or online.
@Indpendent01
@Indpendent01 Год назад
@@Balletified a recent movie akin to chucky
@shawnnaidu2431
@shawnnaidu2431 Год назад
Guillermo had Covid?! Glad he’s getting better cuz that dude is hilarious 😂🤣🙏🏾
@poorthing
@poorthing Год назад
3x
@lindadeal3344
@lindadeal3344 Год назад
Once was enough for me...though losing 70lbs was interesting 🤔...and I was so tired!
@Sunfun64670
@Sunfun64670 Год назад
@@lindadeal3344 managed to dodge covid so far😷😷 so many are still getting sick😧 and fear Ever Getting It Again! A doctor who caught covid from a patient lost 40 lb and could not do anything for( 4 months)!!! He said it took him down, only in his forties and in good shape! What medication did you take to help you? Hope you're feeling better do everything not to get re-infected😷🙏🌹🌹
@poorthing
@poorthing Год назад
@@Sunfun64670 I'm a never Covid too! I take all precautions, it's the long Covid that I fear.
@sharonmontag1330
@sharonmontag1330 Год назад
If I were Phil, I'd think about packing for warmer and less chaotic surroundings.
@joannefitzpatrick992
@joannefitzpatrick992 Год назад
I'm sure he's being held against his will
@rhodawatkins4516
@rhodawatkins4516 Год назад
He's got it made! He only has to work one day a year. The rest of the year is paid time off.
@martygould5114
@martygould5114 Год назад
According to the calendar it is 6 weeks and 4 days From February 2nd to March 20th, when Spring begins. So if Phil says we have 6 weeks left, we should thank him for shaving off 4 days.
@JennyLouLou
@JennyLouLou Год назад
I love that Jimmy covered the Ground hog day celebration. I was absolutely floored when I saw the excitement over it all. Lol.
@j.ballsdeep420
@j.ballsdeep420 Год назад
Been a tradition recorded as far back as 17th century: Just discovered how silly and crazy the event is. Lmfao
@gailwilliams5278
@gailwilliams5278 Год назад
I see now how Phil got dropped a few years ago (and sadly, died of his injuries). That scene is crazy.
@stan4now
@stan4now Год назад
It's a tourist-bucket list thing.
@stetomlinson3146
@stetomlinson3146 Год назад
I’m from the UK, what in all that is sane is going on?
@EmresMommy
@EmresMommy Год назад
@@stetomlinson3146 when the groundhog sees it’s shadow there will be 6 more weeks of winter. It’s stupid idk 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😂
@johnrains8409
@johnrains8409 Год назад
Man, if I had to wake up to that, I'd run back into bed no matter what the sun was doing.
@jwanie366
@jwanie366 Год назад
We're not even a month into the new Congress yet and it's already become a big circus. I think it's safe to say that we won't be seeing George Santos anymore after 2024. MTG on the other hand, will be here to stay as long as she wants. Unfortunately for most of us, she represents her district well as most of her constituents actually love her for the way she is. Sure it also helps that many of them vote GOP no matter who, but still
@lone6523
@lone6523 Год назад
Marge needs to go back to Georgia, they miss their village idiot.
@christopherloyd8938
@christopherloyd8938 Год назад
So that means another fight between her and Lauren is on the way hopefully this time video tape it I need to see who's getting punched in the head on the floor😎💯😂
@HughMorris69
@HughMorris69 Год назад
If M T G is considered an expert in anything it has to be with dr@g queens
@halibaitor
@halibaitor Год назад
Elect a clown and you get a circus. 🎪🤡 Did you really expect anything else?
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Год назад
@@halibaitor well, Kevin McCarthy is more of a eunuch than a clown after Greene repossessed his balls now, but I get what you're saying.
@dopeymark
@dopeymark Год назад
I grew up in the sticks and I can tell you that groundhogs are some vicious creatures for real. I would never attempt to pick one up, no matter how it was raised.
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
The groundhog in Staten Island has a reputation for being quite feisty. I think two mayors have been bitten. Staten Island Chuck says, "Let me sleep!" 😎
@tos100returns
@tos100returns Год назад
It's "the Styx." And now I'm thinking about February. Styx, in Greek mythology, one of the rivers of the underworld. The word styx literally means “shuddering” and expresses loathing of death. In Homer's Iliad and Odyssey, the gods swear by the water of the Styx as their most binding oath.
@gozzilla177
@gozzilla177 Год назад
I to grew up around sticks! Alot of them still on trees! But you couldn't pay me to pick up most animals honestly, I'm more of a battle thru the city with them kinda guy.
@GrimJerr
@GrimJerr Год назад
"Only Criminals take the 5th", EXACTLY !
@LoveHandle4890
@LoveHandle4890 Год назад
Happy Groundhog Day everyone!
@rachelgallagher6214
@rachelgallagher6214 Год назад
✌💙 from Montana
@joannefitzpatrick992
@joannefitzpatrick992 Год назад
Happy Imbolic! This is the pagan holiday which has been Americanized into Groundhog's Day
@8arrows
@8arrows Год назад
Why is MTG litigating a hearing? She was never a law student. Damn sure ain’t a lawyer. This is why all lawmakers. (House & Senate) Should have law degrees!
@lolodee3528
@lolodee3528 Год назад
She can’t even paint her own toenail…
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
Remember, this is the creature who called Gestapo police "gazpacho", petri dish "peach tree dish", spelled Marshal as "Marshall" and she pronounces kabal as "cable". We desperately need a stronger vetting system!
@8arrows
@8arrows Год назад
@@lillyanderson3623 first requirement should be law degrees. But ppl will argue against that. Even quote the constitution. I’d argue that if a President has veto power over legislations. Our President should know the laws too. I wouldn’t want a landscaper or gym owner doing my hair. I wouldn’t want a roofer, pulling teeth. Why ppl would want inexperienced ppl getting jobs, in the second highest court in the land. And not experienced lawyers. Is beyond me.
@lolodee3528
@lolodee3528 Год назад
Misspellings also get more clicks. I suspect she & Bobo use people’s righteous indignation AGAINST them & toward their own clicks/views. New tech gives rise to new cheats.
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
@@lolodee3528 I'm guessing she's actually just backward. These are words she likely didn't use in her pre-House days. It's painful to listen to her speak because she is not an eloquent nor seasoned speaker.
@reekevp1073
@reekevp1073 Год назад
Drag Queen story time, a top issue. I can’t say that with a straight face.
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
I'd take a Drag Queen story time over her nonsensical ramblings any day. Drag Queens are far more put together, beautiful and graceful; something that swamp creature could never pull off.
@davidguelette7036
@davidguelette7036 Год назад
That is one straaaange woman.
@ginajones2328
@ginajones2328 Год назад
Yes she is a Strange blonde 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤑
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад
I see what you did. Slipped two in there and still got to grips with the essential ridiculousness of MTG. Noice.
@elrando5981
@elrando5981 Год назад
Wonder if Santos ever participated as a storyteller in Drag Queen story time. I’d bet he could tell some really tall tales.
@helenknapp2084
@helenknapp2084 Год назад
MTG : you missed the best part where she said a school received billions for a program 😂
@laduchesse6530
@laduchesse6530 Год назад
Yes. Hilarious. 5+ billion to ONE school. She's so damn stupid.
@elrando5981
@elrando5981 Год назад
Yeah, an elementary school in Illinois
@janicebunch7599
@janicebunch7599 Год назад
We know economics is not a superpower just like science, health, language, history etc
@patrickbobb8526
@patrickbobb8526 Год назад
Her! 4h
@C-Ra
@C-Ra Год назад
Before groundhog's Day "George Santos" used to tell us if we were going to have a long winter or not.
@mam7470
@mam7470 Год назад
Shot of tequilla for Guillermo that should fix him🤣
@TheRealcdawg22
@TheRealcdawg22 Год назад
No, he needs to swallow the worm. He won't be feeling a thing.
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Yeah that's what they said in the video we all just watched.
@shadowlesswarrior
@shadowlesswarrior Год назад
George Santos has more baggage than an airport in holiday season
@toddr2265
@toddr2265 Год назад
Don't you mean President Santos
@burnyizland
@burnyizland Год назад
And that's just what's under his eyes.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Год назад
Well I've had friends and family members who got covid twice and they claim once you've had it twice you can't get it again well big surprise for them when I tell him this. I'm glad you're back Guillermo ☺️❤️❤️❤️
@jpwald7999
@jpwald7999 Год назад
I know someone who's had it five times!
@ariadneschild8460
@ariadneschild8460 Год назад
I've had it 3 times.
@sangeet9100
@sangeet9100 Год назад
you get it as long as the virus keeps mutating - you just are ready to fight it easier
@keithgriffiths9864
@keithgriffiths9864 Год назад
I've had it 5 times. I would say it's milder each time.
@starchaser2489
@starchaser2489 Год назад
Scamtos needs to be followed by journalists everywhere he goes until he gets fed up, gives in, and resigns.
@SJC49
@SJC49 Год назад
He needs to feel as miserable as that poor dog he screwed out of vet fees.
@jhonybotacio
@jhonybotacio Год назад
Jimmy and Guillermo, perfect combo! Greetings from Panama 🇵🇦🇵🇦🇵🇦
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
I agree 👍
@jamesdelb6885
@jamesdelb6885 Год назад
Jimmy's show is the best one around these days. Thanks for sharing. Glad to see Guillermo is all better thanks to those Iver-rittas.
@brooke2216
@brooke2216 Год назад
Just once I would love to be stopped with one of these random questions on the street so I could feel like a genius
@lovesphynx
@lovesphynx Год назад
HAPPY FEBRUARY EVERYONE
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Год назад
You too!
@communitygardener17
@communitygardener17 Год назад
Those guys serenading Phil definitely have intimate knowledge of beer!!
@jankodes197
@jankodes197 Год назад
I heard "We ha beer", not "We have Phil".
@mrwascallyt9865
@mrwascallyt9865 Год назад
@@jankodes197 same
@victorheadrickmusic
@victorheadrickmusic Год назад
You late night guys are the only think keeping me sane. Thank you!
@bonzrh68
@bonzrh68 Год назад
Bwahahahaha! I love the questions about his kids and the diaper! It’s the BEST! Jimmy and Guillermo you guys are beyond the BEST!
@Sandi-ke9mi
@Sandi-ke9mi Год назад
My sister was the superintendent of the school district there before she retired. Phil is a big deal, lol. She sent me a groundhog cookie cutter. 😉
@nochill9722
@nochill9722 Год назад
That's actually a cool story 😂👌🏽
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
Nice ! Ever smell the real thing ? 🤪 Musky to the nth degree 🙂 glad you said cutter, not butter 😂
@13juju
@13juju Год назад
Welcome back Guillermo!!!!
@leebrock4783
@leebrock4783 Год назад
That girl scout cookie promo was WAY too real. I'd pay to watch that horror show. Because it’s kinda true.
@Josh_2992
@Josh_2992 Год назад
Holy crap. Seeing that thing running on all four is gonna give me nightmares
@kari_bear21
@kari_bear21 Год назад
Lmao, my daughter is a girl scout 🤣 😂 im never going to look at selling cookies the same.
@TraderRobin
@TraderRobin Год назад
Where I used to live, we had a girl scout who would HOUND everybody in the neighborhood, until we bought her stupid cookies! She was Megan from Hell!!
@cavaalli
@cavaalli Год назад
the movie is amazing
@BarryHeebstein
@BarryHeebstein Год назад
Yeh, look into what happend to girl scouts. THe h0m0sexual mafia took them over, sold off all the land they once had and invests it in CEO salaries to promote Gender confusion among girls. Real wonderful group. ANd Democrat all the way
@Minifiguresandstuff
@Minifiguresandstuff Год назад
GUILLERMO IS BACK!! 🎉
@radiogoodguy6287
@radiogoodguy6287 Год назад
The Girl Scout Cookie 🍪 Pitch skit was 😂 HILARIOUS!
@EARTHMUSIC3
@EARTHMUSIC3 Год назад
Spelling "February" on a "Wednesday" is the next question to ask in the streets!
@Googlegnome
@Googlegnome Год назад
Wingman? That's Santos reindeer.
@arnoldfernbladst3875
@arnoldfernbladst3875 Год назад
Why isn't George Santos in JAIL?
@michelangelobuonarroti916
@michelangelobuonarroti916 Год назад
Because pathological liars are valued by the Republicans.
@jeffery491966
@jeffery491966 Год назад
I've loved jimmy for many years!! But this is the funniest I've ever seen him. And it GRAND!!!!!!!! AWARD WINNING!!!!!!!! Don't you all agree??? Please share this video with loved ones. We all need laughter! Thank you so very much Jimmy K.
@JezaJames
@JezaJames Год назад
Good Episode Jimmy, but I don't know how you will EVER top Mike Lindell in the claw machine. I'm still laughing.
@gerardgold707
@gerardgold707 Год назад
Mean.
@JezaJames
@JezaJames Год назад
@@gerardgold707 Lol - mean? Why mean? Explain.
@josephmull2158
@josephmull2158 Год назад
Damn Jimmy killing it
@Acts-xu7th
@Acts-xu7th Год назад
National embarrassment Trump 😢🇺🇸
@debrahelmlinger6256
@debrahelmlinger6256 Год назад
Global
@Acts-xu7th
@Acts-xu7th Год назад
@@debrahelmlinger6256 exactly 🤣
@SJC49
@SJC49 Год назад
Trump is a Nob Gobler (wait, did I spell that right?). 🤪
@nochill9722
@nochill9722 Год назад
Cousin Sal wouldn't have let that last guy get away with Febuary 🤣
@bluekitty3731
@bluekitty3731 Год назад
If MTG wants to find a drag queen just look to her right on the house floor!
@elrando5981
@elrando5981 Год назад
I thought Empty-G WAS a drag queen.
@bianca-sg8zq
@bianca-sg8zq Год назад
That M=GAN segment was a hoot!!🤣😂😂 Thank you, Jimmy!!
@MarcKloos
@MarcKloos Год назад
M≡GAN
@heatherwhittaker6169
@heatherwhittaker6169 Год назад
Wow MTG is even crazier than Trump.. Didn't think that was possible.
@paulsmith5725
@paulsmith5725 Год назад
MTG can actually say those things with a straight face! Her staffers slipped in these nonsense things just to laugh at her while she reads it 😂
@onedos23
@onedos23 Год назад
I'm laughing at the dummies laughing at the fact that they think it's funny that confused grown men want to read books to little children in drag.
@JGM0JGM
@JGM0JGM Год назад
@@onedos23 Bigoted much?
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 Год назад
She is insane. Seriously, she and trump could in no way pass a mental health screening. We need that for all candidates going forward. These loony tunes in power are a national disgrace and an international embarrassment. Traitor Greene is like Halloween every day. That's one scary broad.
@Ceerads
@Ceerads Год назад
That she’s in Congress is shameful.
@wernerstapela4616
@wernerstapela4616 Год назад
@Paul Smith: I think she has a career as a (unintentional) stand-up comedian after playing at politics.
@markjohns2516
@markjohns2516 Год назад
I've been watching Jimmy kimmel and the other hosts since I first came to America. I'd say Kimmel is the best by far, his comedy is cool all time same level of enthusiasm!
@strangemanmtd8350
@strangemanmtd8350 Год назад
Let's get nuts at gobblers knob. It just gets better.
@staceynicole8978
@staceynicole8978 Год назад
Oh Guillermo I have COVID right now! First time and ughh gosh! Glad you are back man!!!
@SJC49
@SJC49 Год назад
Hope you are not too bad and get well soon!
@staceynicole8978
@staceynicole8978 Год назад
@@SJC49 Thanks! Its been harsh :(
@staceynicole8978
@staceynicole8978 Год назад
@@stephaniebarrett4769 Thanks! Appreciate it!
@brokenangel2224
@brokenangel2224 Год назад
I Hope you feel Better, SOON!!
@staceynicole8978
@staceynicole8978 Год назад
@@brokenangel2224 appreciate it :)
@nobumassiah
@nobumassiah Год назад
one of the best monologues... timeless. love the nick cannon joke. i miss good tv.
@Bargoth60
@Bargoth60 Год назад
Poor Punxsutawney Phil---all the little (big) rodent wants to do is sleep. At 4:00am, (at this time of year), I'm in my nice, warm bed surrounded by blankets and my doggo---I must be missing out on Life. At 12:30---makes me SO glad I have fur-children.
@visariosorino8034
@visariosorino8034 Год назад
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy 🤗 😉 ❤️ 👍
@aussiedonaldtrump
@aussiedonaldtrump Год назад
Worst ratings in the history of the world. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
@Brea95
@Brea95 Год назад
@@aussiedonaldtrump you sound angry.
@starcrib
@starcrib Год назад
His own limitless fortitude to keep the Maga Cult in high comedy is a testament to the best of the comic geniuses since the 17th Century tradition from revolutionary France. 🦖☄️
@nugboy420
@nugboy420 Год назад
Not another one.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 Год назад
@Aussie Donald Trump, Jimmy has been on the air 20 years, and hopefully, he will be on for 20 more!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Год назад
Glad Guillermo's back in drinking shape!
@karenhawkin4588
@karenhawkin4588 Год назад
I honestly thought the “wake up Phil” people were singing “we got beer”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 Год назад
SAWP
@janiekcarney5482
@janiekcarney5482 Год назад
I love Jimmy.
@Humongous420
@Humongous420 Год назад
Santos is a celebrated military veteran, he served under Ceasar! This man deserves a standing ovation, not for his service to the Roman empire but for his ability to single handedly win both WWI and WWII, while being pregnant with octuplets. I heard he did it all in 14 in stiletto heels while singing The Macarena. What a true American hero
@victoriawilliams2786
@victoriawilliams2786 Год назад
👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💝
@Humongous420
@Humongous420 Год назад
@@victoriawilliams2786 glad you got to laugh out of that comment :-) laughter is the gift to keeps on giving! George Santos is like the Santa Claus of liars 😂😂
@SJC49
@SJC49 Год назад
I can picture it!🤣
@janicebunch7599
@janicebunch7599 Год назад
I heard he also did TFG 's taxes
@aprilallen2601
@aprilallen2601 Год назад
I'm a Girl Scout Troop leader. The skit was hilarious!!!! That's about how we all feel
@ACE-ze1qg
@ACE-ze1qg Год назад
01:44 Did anyone else notice the band playing at 4 am to jam out to "Wake up Phil!" {Phil is the name of the groundhog) is named Juvenile Characteristics???? 😆🤣
@humdinger77
@humdinger77 Год назад
I did...But I'm IN the band, lol. You got the name right! Many can't even say it, let alone spell it. Haha, nice job ACE! ✌🏼☀ They should do a segment of people trying to say, Juvenile Characteristics.
@fowleheidi482
@fowleheidi482 Год назад
As a former (Disney World) Zookeeper I want to "talk to" the jerk who owns Phil & let the other jerk toss him around. Again as a keeper/ trainer/ wrangler, I'm sure Phil was safely away from the nonsense until the last minute but was still exposed. Let's retire the live animal unless POTUS wants to get trained to handle Phil. I will volunteer if we need to keep this tradition. The Thanksgiving Turkeys are a good example of how a tradition can be held appropriately.
@brokenangel2224
@brokenangel2224 Год назад
Thank you, for some educated information.
@youdonthavetoreadthispost.5850
Well said ! I'd recommend Mike Pillow as a suitable candidate 🙂
@amyjackson8725
@amyjackson8725 Год назад
There have been many "phils" over the years and at least a couple have been killed from mishandling. I just read about one in Canada that was "found dead" in his burrow during a similar event.
@brokenangel2224
@brokenangel2224 Год назад
@@amyjackson8725 Omg. That's Horrible. I WISH ppl would just leave wild animals alone.
@DiustheZ
@DiustheZ Год назад
@@amyjackson8725 Apparently that Canadian one was 16ish years old which is old for a groundhog. They're saying it was old age that got him not 'mishandling' I completely agree though the practice shouldn't be around anymore.
@scurvylouse8458
@scurvylouse8458 Год назад
That segment should've been called, "can your interviewer pronounce February?"
@lisat9802
@lisat9802 Год назад
The doorbell lady should hire Megan the girl scout cookie AI robot to handle this situation
@Birdyblue12
@Birdyblue12 Год назад
😂
@donnajacksonwhite5963
@donnajacksonwhite5963 Год назад
Explain..
@brinsonopinion
@brinsonopinion Год назад
That Megan parody is every bit as chilling as the real promo
@MrsMcIlrath
@MrsMcIlrath Год назад
I thought they were singing we got beer 🤣🤦‍♀️
@le2800
@le2800 Год назад
Lol. Me too!!!
@MrsMcIlrath
@MrsMcIlrath Год назад
@@le2800 nice!!!!!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Год назад
Same!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Год назад
If you had not posted this, I would still be thinking that!🤣
@MrsMcIlrath
@MrsMcIlrath Год назад
@@LindaC616 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@UncleBernhard
@UncleBernhard Год назад
You don't plead the 5th. You take it!
@UncleEbenezer77
@UncleEbenezer77 Год назад
You don’t “take a crap”…
@highwayempire1
@highwayempire1 Год назад
This episode deserves an Emmy. outstanding.
@rubyrosemary1210
@rubyrosemary1210 Год назад
First To Post Again! I Love You Jimmy Kimmel!!! 💙
@Thekarlskorner
@Thekarlskorner Год назад
Yep, "Minority Traitor -Greed" is a prize. I still can't fathom that people actually vote for her.
@yasuke9317
@yasuke9317 Год назад
Says a lot about the country and the Country.
@mikelouis9389
@mikelouis9389 Год назад
I see you've never lived in the Bible Belt.
@brucebradley5877
@brucebradley5877 Год назад
Russian bots voted for her using Jew-ish space lasers to alter ballots as they were being opened.
@juliebraden6911
@juliebraden6911 Год назад
Oh what a cute name. It sounds just like something Trump would tweet. Congrats on sounding just like Trump.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Год назад
Birds of a feather, my friend.
@evangeloevoxi
@evangeloevoxi Год назад
The baby sitting on his shoulders is how I feel when I try to pronounce February 😂😂
@ladyhonor822
@ladyhonor822 Год назад
LMFAO With the groundhog 💋. Philadelphia USA
@krisbarr5663
@krisbarr5663 Год назад
This groundhog thing is one of the most bizarre traditions on the planet. That and pardoning a turkey.
@seffishestopal5950
@seffishestopal5950 Год назад
George Santos with makeup looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene without makeup.
@lolodee3528
@lolodee3528 Год назад
Sorry, Shitara is waaay prettier..😂
@SJC49
@SJC49 Год назад
You didn’t know they’re the same person? How do you think she knows all that drag queen stuff?
@marcomobson
@marcomobson Год назад
It's funny being a German and never having heard about a tradition like the Groundhog Day here...! 🙈🤣🤣
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Год назад
Love ya jimmy
@HairynosedWombat163
@HairynosedWombat163 Год назад
Just when you think Jimmy can't get any funnier, he ups the ante. Great show! Greetings and thanks from Down Under.❤
@kenhunt5153
@kenhunt5153 Год назад
Thank you to your writers.
@alexandrospirillis
@alexandrospirillis Год назад
Whoo hoooo! It’s Jimmy time!!!
@DonTheConPrison2024
@DonTheConPrison2024 Год назад
Ahahaha this was a great episode!
@valeriejean6507
@valeriejean6507 Год назад
Thin Mints are the best 👌
@jeffmccrea9347
@jeffmccrea9347 Год назад
Here in Upshur County, West Virginia we have French Creek Freddy a mile up the road from me. We didn't know this 22 years ago when we moved here. Coincidentally, my mother was born in Punxsutawney, Pa.
@teamamericamattdamon3486
@teamamericamattdamon3486 Год назад
Jimmy Kimmel the ultimate mouth breather.
@michaellecompte6483
@michaellecompte6483 Год назад
I bet Phil always says ugh not these morons again lol.
@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
🎵😎🎶
@cherylmcnutt9905
@cherylmcnutt9905 Год назад
Sad that Guillermo keeps getting COVID. Wish he’d take more precautions!
@carpathia0117
@carpathia0117 Год назад
That was Walk the Moon not One Direction 🤣🤣 but the groundhog didn't really care
@capt.bart.roberts4975
@capt.bart.roberts4975 Год назад
"Dry cleaning..." ROFFLMFAO!!! 🙃
@oscarsalgado1238
@oscarsalgado1238 Год назад
When MGT asked about drag queen story time, I can imagine George Santos melting on his chair.
@elrando5981
@elrando5981 Год назад
Yeah, that question came straight from the horse’s mouth.
@janicebunch7599
@janicebunch7599 Год назад
@@elrando5981 yep!
@JoshuaPinzon
@JoshuaPinzon Год назад
it's jimmy crumble time
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 Год назад
The best things in life are free, Jimmy ❤
@brianna7921
@brianna7921 Год назад
Weird. In Elementary school I was taught the first r was silent. Than again that could have just been my teacher's way of teaching the class how to spell February so we don't get confused in the future.
@lizannewhitlow1085
@lizannewhitlow1085 Год назад
Happy Birthday to me. 🥳🤩😂
@JudyFayLondon
@JudyFayLondon Год назад
Love this show, makes me laugh a lot.
@mnsega
@mnsega Год назад
George Santos was my preschool teacher, Doctor, and Mayor. Oh, how much he has changed.
@BritInvLvr
@BritInvLvr Год назад
Girl Scout cookies are the only sales I allow on my front porch! No pitch necessary.
@Vishiaeq
@Vishiaeq Год назад
I'm feeling your pain Guillermo, I have Covid for the 3rd time right now myself. And as someone who lives in central PA, I have no desire to go check out the groundhog day "festivities" in Punxutawney either lol.
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