MAGA Nuts Salivate Over Classified Biden Docs, Trump Indictment Looming & Prince Harry Reveals All

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It was another dark and stormy day here in Southern California, the Georgia Bulldogs clobbered TCU to win the College Football Championship for a second year in a row, Joe Biden left a handful of classified documents from when he was Vice President in his private office at the University of Pennsylvania, the MAGA crowd and Daddy Donald are very excited about this revelation even though both cases are very different, the Grand Jury that has been looking into whether Team Trump interfered with the 2020 election has concluded their investigation and an indictment could soon be on the way, Newsmax is working overtime to get Americans mad about short people, Prince Harry’s revealing royal memoir finally came out, and we take to the street to see if men walking by have a nickname for their penis.
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@kateuhler7803 Год назад

How is he NOT in jail already?!? For real. That phone call alone is enough. If it were anybody else, they'd already be in jail. Indict him.

@lisbethwestmark2089 Год назад

Who are you takling about ❓❓❓

@sinematographynaction Год назад

🍋😇😂

@hades9337 Год назад

@@franksmith7247 dont be stupid, mussolini was 100x worse

@mariagarcia5203 Год назад

I totally agree. Any other president would of been impeached already but this orange clown has gotten away with so much. It’s amazingly frustrating.

@OOPS2468 Год назад

the sooner the orange cheeto is in jail the better

@user-dg9pu4pe9d Год назад

5'6" is not even short for a woman in the US.

@lurklingX Год назад

i know, 5'6 is practically tall. i'm 5'7 and it's almost rare to find girls my height or taller. most are rockin 5'4 or less.

@franheck1 Год назад

Exactly! The average height of a woman in the US is 5'4". In the world it's 5'3". She's tall by those standards.

@brandonruggles3330 Год назад

I just commented this same thing before I realized that you had already said it.

@Shortkingharry Год назад

Same thought I had, 5'4 is the American average she's 2 inches taller than that. I'd have to look back at the graphic but I'd guess at least some other people on the list were average height or taller for the time period they lived in and demographics they fit.

@mechez774 Год назад

5'6" used to be the average height anyways, so according to newsmax anyone born before 1900 is a mini-Stalin, , , which is actually kind of true. Genocidal attitudes were just a normal way of life for the ancestors. I would be too if I had to wipe my butt with used corn cob 🌽 🌽 🌽

@jenjabby Год назад

Tim The Kiwi maybe on to something…

@VJFranzK Год назад

The Document difference is: Cooperation to resolve a small unintentional situation VS Obstruction to prolong a large intentional situation.

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up!

@thesoundsmith Год назад

Which, to the MAM "mind," is the _same thing,_ as long as the massive fraud vs unintentional mistake is from The Clueless Orange. 🍊💩

@victorseger6044 Год назад

Really ? Guess what.. they just found another batch in a different location.. small unintentional situation you say ? Good luck with that

@imtheman4805 Год назад

Rut Row they just found more documents at another location. The apology tour continues

@Censortubes Год назад

Stealing docs for 6 years isn't anything? Huh must be nice to be a left wing boot lick.

@CodeGrayHere Год назад

Those tiny little hands holding the trapper keeper were hilarious!

@gianalfredo Год назад

DJTJ was not wearing a retainer, it’s a thick layer of ❄️ residue.

@SpiceofKC Год назад

😂underrated comment

@McCannacle Год назад

Something I’ve noticed since all this Harry ish has come up - he looks nothing like Diana or Charles.

@shady_panda Год назад

🧐

@davidlundquist1979 Год назад

He has Charles' ears. And if Diana wasn't actually his mother... I'm really not sure what kind of long game someone would be playing there, or what the end goal would be.

@McCannacle Год назад

@@davidlundquist1979 I’m sure he IS their biological son. It was just something I noticed. I don’t look like my parents & siblings either.

@Tonyhouse1168 Год назад

To all the short folks out there, you grew til you were perfect then stopped.

@Tessmage_Tessera Год назад

There's a difference between an oversight and a deliberate theft.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

Ssh! Don't bring facts or context into this! They don't like that!

@tjisme2155 Год назад

Is there now?

@cnwil4594 Год назад

@@tjisme2155 Yes, there is. Trump was aware of those documents.

@dennisg4053 Год назад

@@cnwil4594 Using Big Tech to Censor & Supress Factual Content = FACIST Using the DOJ/FBI to Intimidate Parents @ Public Board meetings = FACIST Using the DOJ/FBI to harrass & intimidate Political Opponents etc = FACIST

@Johnny_Doe Год назад

There’s another difference, President can declassify, VP can’t. Shh don’t tell anyone that….

@ACE-ze1qg Год назад

OMG the tiny hands packing up the Presidential Trapper Keeper 😂

@chocmam Год назад

i rolled off the sofa laughing...

@betweenthepoles Год назад

There is a huge difference between a private office and a resort basement accessible to the public.

@livefreeordie5534 Год назад

Trumps private area. Not public. There's 2 different places at Mar A Lago. It's not all public. Trumps private residence is very secure.

@edwardjensen6595 Год назад

Oh so all the sudden they want the FBI to move in 🤣🤣

@GeorgesToumayan Год назад

Thanks Jimmy! - Everyone

@christopherwald9960 Год назад

It was in a secure office. Not in the basement of a golf resort.

@Pbav8tor Год назад

They were not Top Secret Compartmentalized and sold to the Saudis.

@refererererer Год назад

Still not right that they were not returned. I wish the Democrats just hid or burned those when they discovered them. Their fixation on going high when the GOP goes low is undoing all the gains against the fascists. =

@jeangillespie1173 Год назад

Exactly!!!

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

It's okay for Biden but not Trump Trump's a Russian spy and I hear he's working for the Saudis people forget about that that's important we remember that's why Trump stole the documents

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up!

@dee_dee_place Год назад

The archives department needs to start numbering & assigning documents to people.

@OC1621. Год назад

Yes make it a new job opening for the interns.. Democrat or Republicans cross check them whenever they gets the job..

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up!

@ianthesoccerref Год назад

It is absolutely remarkable the lack of accountability for taking possession of classified documents. If I check a book out of the library there's a record of it going out and whether it came back. Seems like a pretty simple system that's sadly lacking in how these classified documents are controlled.

@youreterriblemuriel5903 Год назад

@@bidenisgarbage9428 lol

@jamesbowen2105 Год назад

They do. Problem is Original documents are rarely used temporary copies or flimsies ste issued the destroyed. If it's not actually critical data it may not be stringen. Also some individuals, like Biden have an astronomically high clearance rating. Much higher than the President! They are allowed more discretion, and wider access to materials. Not all Presidents get the same or even a "High" security rating...Clinton was severely limited in his access by the deep state. Trump also had a limited security clearance based on his affiliations and behaviours. Because Obama was thoroughly beholden to Deep State and GOP/Bush family he revieved a very high security rating. The Bushes of course all had the highest access to data!

@djl2735 Год назад

There's a huge difference between a mistake and intentionally stealing documents!!!!!!

@laduchesse6530 Год назад

EXACTLY.

@jeffroot7075 Год назад

Yes, big difference !

@hashbrown4278 Год назад

Only difference you like Biden and want him to get a pass and not Trump because you dislike him. Yeah it’s only a “mistake” when Biden does it. What a joke.

@ken4016 Год назад

Why, because Biden claims it was a mistake? You snowflakes are amusing...

@Mattgaines1 Год назад

None of us know anything for sure other than they both had documents and they were classified. Have we seen any proof other than the media telling us what they want us to hear. Neither of them had them as a “Mistake” you don’t have 2 locations of classified documents as a “mistake”. He’s got dementia now so all he has to say is I don’t know and everyone will sweep it under the rug. I think they both should be treated equally for the same crime they both committed of having classified documents after leaving office.

@sshaw4429 Год назад

Florida man and his dummies….redirecting as hopefully justice comes calling. Sweet Jesus throw Florida man in jail.

@markkramer3797 Год назад

I sentence you to 2 weeks of how to write a coherent sentence.

@1432b Год назад

There is no one more pathetic & scary as those that come up with insane, out of this world, conspiracy theories.

@LahainaStrong444 Год назад

Trump for jail

@markkramer3797 Год назад

@@LahainaStrong444 Paired with H.Clinton and J. Biden, if you want to go that route!

@shaunblock9392 Год назад

@@1432babsolutely

@americandevo Год назад

People talk about stopping childhood bullying. A good start would be for adults to stop making fun of other adults and calling people names.

@franheck1 Год назад

Even better would be to stop reporting on them. Assign them numbers like is done with with presidents.

@TaureanTrish Год назад

I SO wanna see DT in an orange jumpsuit. Can't wait for the day.

@d.e.waters883 Год назад

There is no reasonable when dealing with narcissistic psychopaths.

@sMileHighCity Год назад

I'm surprised Don Jr. can spell FBI

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

It's a Freudian slip. He means FIB cause his family's very familiar with that concept.

@OOPS2468 Год назад

news flash, he can't

@ferox965 Год назад

He is caught in a Colombian snow front.

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

I would imagine he has a better education than you

@christopherloyd8938 Год назад

@@OOPS2468 that's crazy you can't spell FBI you would think someone like that was in college and he learned something he was in those books and not in those other books with potheads😎😂🤣

@ralphflores8661 Год назад

Who is in charge of the classified documents,does anybody keep track of these secret documents and know where they are all of the time?

@kbanghart Год назад

Lol yes

@stan4now Год назад

It's primarily the responsibility of the president's legal counsel. But in this case, it was a lack of oversight, as compared to Trump and his legal counsel refusing to return documents requested by the National Archives.

@BoojumFed Год назад

Depends on the level of classification and the source of the documents. If it's "Classified" material from a federal agency (FBI, DoA, USPS, etc.) it's basically office documents and is pretty much that agency's responsibility. If it's Compartmented material (that's the "C" in the "TS/SCI" material they had to get the FBI to retrieve from Mar a Lago) that's literally under lock-and-key in a room with armed guards checking your badge before they let you enter and can only be removed from the compartment it's held in by order of up to the Secretary of that department and/ or the President. Like another comment I'm totally stealing this from says: This isn't just apples and oranges, this is strawberries and thermonuclear warheads.

@ralphflores8661 Год назад

@@stan4now that's because thrump let the Russians check them out and are in Russia today and now they're at war with Ukraine trump is not in office and they're lost forever.

@MasterOfViewership Год назад

well, now all but 45 had them sent to the National Archives.

@rarefarera6946 Год назад

I think They only send the FBI if you refuse to give them back. Lmao

@ABC-sc2ip Год назад

Biden can't refuse to return documents because he doesn't know how many documents he's left scattered across the country.

@Valdagast Год назад

The US is a strange country. Subpoenas from the Congress can just be ignored if you don't feel like turning up. Once a year the government shuts down while people shout "YOUR FAULT!" at each other. And they have worse security than my High School library.

@hardyharr9377 Год назад

only those in power/wealth are allowed to ignore a subpoena, the rest of us would be hunted and put in jail for doing the same...the US has a theater of a justice system...its just a show

@ricksanchez9798 Год назад

@@hardyharr9377 not really, the traitors just confuse it with their "just us" system....

@companyheroes8120 Год назад

"And they have worse security than my High School library" not if someone use his VP power to bring those documents out and ask his mates there to keep it quiet. They successfully influenced twitter, surely asking a bit of help to keep this small number of documents privately is not too much, am I right?

@janiekcarney5482 Год назад

So true!!

@ricksanchez9798 Год назад

@JB the problem is actually the money scam, get rid of that and all of humanity's issues will solve themselves.....

@stratostatic Год назад

President Biden isn't loudly proclaiming, "Mine! Mine! My secret documents!"

@Censortubes Год назад

Because he actually broke the laws.

@theultimaterental Год назад

Surprised so many MAGAotts watch Jimmy

@stratostatic Год назад

And Trump spoke about General Washington and the Continental Army defending airports..

@SethroPalmer Год назад

@@theultimaterental Surprised 81 Million (😉) voted for a turnip.

@kaganasmr6775 Год назад

Actually I needed something to put me to sleep.😅😂🤣

@christophersnyder1532 Год назад

Oh, Donnie boy, the feds, the feds, are calling.

@mrbrooklynite Год назад

They got a pinstripe suit

@SethroPalmer Год назад

Oh Hunter Biden, the child support is piling up. 🤣

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

From tee to tee, and down the fairway side...

@hades9337 Год назад

they been calling for years and nothing has happened lol

@stratostatic Год назад

Jack Smith is lurking in the shadows. Like the Grim Reaper

@XiagraBalls Год назад

I call mine 'Kimmel' because it's short and makes people laugh.

@rebelmouth9349 Год назад

Bahaha😂

@leylinjan4186 Год назад

I think Harry's book is a perfect example of “It is better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt” (Mark Twain).

@old_grey_cat Год назад

Havamal, The words of Odin the High One verse 27 For the unwise man 'tis best to be mute when he come amid the crowd, for none is aware of his lack of wit if he wastes not too many words; Bible, Proverbs Proverbs 17:28. Here is the New International Version followed by the King James Version of this verse: Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue. Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding.

@OC1621. Год назад

Mark Twain was speaking for his time and place.. where were you for about ten years now? Everyone who have nothing to say is in the public sphere.. History is very important..

@tomstamford6837 Год назад

@@OC1621. You just proved the OP's point! A perfect example. You obviously don't understand the point of that quote and have atrocious grammar to boot! Good for you.

@michaelccozens Год назад

You think a person taking the brave action of reporting hideous bigotry amongst the most powerful in society, despite that meaning tremendous personal consequences, is a "fool"? Whatever you say, fascist.

@michaelccozens Год назад

@@tomstamford6837 Sweetie, you're aware some people don't speak English as a first language, right? Lazy bigot.

@undertow2142 Год назад

Irony is the fact we even know about Biden’s doc flub proves he’s not running a swamp.

@13juju Год назад

Very true, but I would like Biden to come out and Thank his team for doing it, but also Why did it take this long to come out, if this happen when he was VP???

@ThereIsNeverEnough Год назад

it PROVES nothing.... BUT... relatively.... it isnt as bad as trump getting raided by the FBI

@deletethis6902 Год назад

I plan on not listening to another minute of the crap about these documents. It's clear what happened and the repukkkes are going to use this to harass the guy for the next 2 years.

@RogersMgmtGroup Год назад

closing out an old office and some documents are found. Immediately they are turned over to the correct agency. Not a problem, not a big deal.

@FoEKringle Год назад

Biden willingly gave the documents to the feds trump had to be raided because he didn't want to give them up

@NewMessage Год назад

So... the guys who were screaming that classified documents are no big deal for their guy to take home are screaming for the head of the other guy for doing the same thing? Sounds legit.

@lillyanderson3623 Год назад

What tRump did was much worse, and tRump was uncooperative and lied about it. Not really the same.

@sloppynyuszi Год назад

It goes both way. You don’t see anti Trump people asking for Biden to quit. Criminals on both side. Why is America so bad at finding legit good leaders?

@ChazTheYouthful Год назад

The hypocrisy is a feature not a bug

@stratostatic Год назад

The MAGAs claim that Dear Leader could wave his magic wand and declassify documents. Joe has no such magical powers according to them.

@THCMusicBlog Год назад

well after the double standard is exposed, why not?

@jankodes197 Год назад

I lost it at Hannity's "So far, no hysteria!" while Fox is hysterically shouting about it the whole day.

@mattrice3993 Год назад

Another unintentional joke by Pat McAfee was saying "thanks for letting me penetrate you all season" 🤣

@debrahelmlinger6256 Год назад

Don Jr, high as usual, his eyes were slits

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

but that particular substance dilates the pupils, not shrinks them - right? A friend told me....

@shortshorts920 Год назад

Yeah because he’s been proven to be a crackhead right? I think you’re mistaken him for Hunter you clown.

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

Making fun of Donald's children I wonder why we don't make fun of Biden's children you know Hunter nothing to make fun of there I guess

@franheck1 Год назад

It's the only way the low-life can get high...a little toke for such a joke.

@firequeen2194 Год назад

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 depends on how much and how long you’ve been indulging. If you’re on a bender, your eyes will reflect that no matter how stimulating your powdered donuts (😉) are.

@pina1508 Год назад

Love you Jimmy happy 2023

@chrisjames3087 Год назад

The Royal Family is the English version of the Kardashians.

@Punky_Brewster Год назад

I am laughing way harder than I should at “Harry’s audiobook”😂

@thatlittlevoice8292 Год назад

Im stll not sure whether that was fact or fiction.

@suzannefarrington4143 Год назад

@@thatlittlevoice8292 Fiction. That’s not his voice, and he voiced his own book.

@govindagovindaji4662 Год назад

@@thatlittlevoice8292 fact

@Sunny-il1xm Год назад

Obviously these "classified documents" aren't that big of a deal if nobody notices they're missing. Who exactly is in charge of protecting these documents anyway?

@nefariousmex2352 Год назад

Governement Officials are supposed to be trained on how to handle classified docs according to their classification and ask for permission to be carried elsewhere accordingly.

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

It's no big deal if Biden has classified documents in his closet come on

@videoettaceo8900 Год назад

@@user-gb4dc1ss5d 🤡

@kathyparrish844 Год назад

@JB

@justiniswebb9 Год назад

@JB 🙄

@mikeperez2096 Год назад

The guilty will always blame the other guy to justify their wrong. In Spanish, la sorra nunca semira la cola.

@latinaforever4892 Год назад

O , ladrón juzga por su condición!, 🤷🏻‍♀️

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up!

@edwardjensen6595 Год назад

Betcha they don't defund the FBI now 🤣🤣

@journeysinthiscrazyworld682 Год назад

The nickname section at end hilarious 😂 😃 😄

@bmcc12 Год назад

I actually think that it might be quite easy. Anytime a politician, requests, secret documents, they should be signed for, including the name of the person taking them. At a later date, the records department should request them back from the people that checked them out.

@bmcc12 Год назад

And who they were retrieving them for!!

@jimwheeler9840 Год назад

Sounds good. Am betting the one scenario where that solution might not work as easily as expected would be stuff that is urgent or provided at the last minute and doesn't get "checked in" to begin with.

@stratostatic Год назад

That's how it works for defense contractors.

@ggjohnson5754 Год назад

That's how Hillary described the process when she was secretary of state.

@joeljoss1916 Год назад

I'm amazed that any documents leave the archives without being signed out. They do it for library books for f#@*s sake.

@aliveandhearty7321 Год назад

As a 5ft 2 person 5'6" seems like a giant

@juliemgates Год назад

"Trump wedding venue slash home" 😅😅😅

@dmercury292 Год назад

Breaking news: George Santos has admitted that he’s the real Keyser Soze.

@ChazTheYouthful Год назад

That's what Keyser Soze wants you to think

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

He's also the Zodiac killer!

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

If only it were a case of "and like that" *pouf* "he's gone"

@mariepanimdim4303 Год назад

😂😂🎉

@tomstamford6837 Год назад

No... _I'm_ Spartacus...

@chathurasaliya3867 Год назад

I love his comedy.

@Silvana716 Год назад

I am estranged from my father and despite him never ceasing in his mission to disparage me for years, there are things I will not share about him with anyone, not even his wife. What purpose does it serve to reveal to the public that your father still keeps a teddy bear from childhood? It’s actually not uncommon for people to do so - I wish I had something save from my childhood like that. Prince Harry grows more pathetic and tacky by the day.

@shanonkallhoff2431 Год назад

Soggybottoms cracked me up, great story

@dyent Год назад

LAs current weather looks a lot like what us Brits call 'summer'

@dmercury292 Год назад

Dems will agree if you break the law. You have to pay the price. Doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is.

@MrClownWorld Год назад

Is this sincere? 🤡

@stratostatic Год назад

Criminal intent must be examined according to the law.

@THCMusicBlog Год назад

@@stratostatic like that nothing burger russiagate?

@stratostatic Год назад

I heard the geniuses you voted for are going to reopen the Benghazi investigation..

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

Sarcasm I love it

@heidigone Год назад

Jimmy is the logical problem solving comedian.

@humblebeat Год назад

😂I like that

@LuinTathren Год назад

Trapper Keepers! Wow! That brings back memories. I want my Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper back.

@lillyanderson3623 Год назад

Much love and respect for Jimmy and Guillermo for bringing us the laughter! 🤗💕💕

@kaganasmr6775 Год назад

Laughter?? Your best bet would be a dentist.😅😂🤣

@lillyanderson3623 Год назад

@Kagan Asmr Your best bet for a better life would be to stop trolling.

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up!

@lillyanderson3623 Год назад

@@bidenisgarbage9428 Lock up tRump.

@Kats_Tea_Time Год назад

As an environmentalist, the "dating shorter people to save the planet" is a new one to me. 🤣

@tonygrowley5275 Год назад

That's because the just made it up... doh!

@FoEKringle Год назад

Biden willingly gave the documents to the feds trump had to be raided because he didn't want to give them up

@Tessmage_Tessera Год назад

@@tonygrowley5275 Obviously.

@williamnaman3570 Год назад

It is only an advantage if they have less gas.

@Destinyarc Год назад

@@tonygrowley5275 And she made a joke...doh!

@bugzycapone Год назад

Short people are the thing now? Me and Guillermo is going out tonight.

@TigerMa75 Год назад

If I knew the book was about Harry’s dislike of Charles’s teddy bear…I would buy it!

@kevinbarr9003 Год назад

He declassified them with his mind.

@ShannonJacobs0 Год назад

The original business model of RU-vid stank, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.

@merryhunt9153 Год назад

As a former librarian, I want to know why the National Archives weren't actively seeking those those documents a few weeks after they were lent to Biden.

@robotrix Год назад

Probably completely out of date and not relevant.

@stan4now Год назад

Good question. It may be due to the level of classification and that they had no list as a result. FPOTUS45 had documents marked as highly classified posing a risk to national security, which is why the National Archives requested their return.

@williamnaman3570 Год назад

Why didn't they negotiate with Biden for two years while he used the documents to extort documents about his opponents?

@bhays05 Год назад

Or were they documents stolen by Trump and planted there so that Trump could say see he did it I'm just asking questions you know like the right wing do all the time. It's just something I heard somebody told me. You know what if.

@dee_dee_place Год назад

Exactly. And they definitely should have had them all checked back in when he was about to leave office.

@philipyoungs Год назад

As a Brit, we are far more concerned about the standard of living dropping, a corrupt government who don’t want to pay fair wages or let us take union action, or the destruction of our National Health Service. The tabloid press bang on about the royal family as a distraction from our real issues. We are a pathetic nation right now. Absolutely pathetic.

@EvanAndHell Год назад

Thank you Jimmy for reminding us our politicians collect six-figure salaries while they play us like checkers.

@thedivagothqueenlibras7112 Год назад

No more refreshing because Jimmy Kimmel Live is on!

@NA_49erFan Год назад

We all know this is not the same thing. Thank you Jimmy for breaking it down

@jenniferwilcox9759 Год назад

All of us but the Trumpists!

@gigiizzy5651 Год назад

"It's ok when we do it because orange man bad"

@FHernandez623 Год назад

OMG!!! I just went back to the 80s with the 3rd grade TRAPPER KEEPER!! 😂😂😂

@illonashepherd7845 Год назад

My question is, who is in charge of making sure the documents are returned? The archivists didn't even know they were missing! What kind of system are they using to keep track of these things? This is getting ridiculous. Those in charge of keeping track of our documents should be held accountable as well!

@janel.8921 Год назад

How about old fashioned library cards. You write your name on the card. You are given a due day.

@DeepThought420 Год назад

Whoever you are and wherever you're from doesn't matter what you look like or even the way you smell! I personally hope you have a wonderful night! Much love to you all!

@theRealJohnnyAppleweed Год назад

Smoke weed everyday to you too!

@DeepThought420 Год назад

@@theRealJohnnyAppleweed That's poetry! Thank you I will!

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

Have a lovely rest of your week!

@Jillians1025 Год назад

✌️💓

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Год назад

yes, but I still don't get why 42 is the answer...

@ThomasBolt Год назад

Being from Indiana I look at what's going on in California and just think. "This is what we call Tuesday"

@mindyschocolate Год назад

Watching the republicans hysterical over no one caring about Biden makes me gleeful.

@patriciapage2109 Год назад

Love you Jimmy Kimmel💙 Laughter Is the best medicine😘

@loganmalough2379 Год назад

2:41 why is Greene still being interviewed? She’s a Karen queen!

@franheck1 Год назад

I wish the media would stop making these people like Greene and Gaetz and Trump important. Stop printing every time they open their mouths and they would be irrelevant.

@thatswhatisaid8908 Год назад

She's more important than ever, now.

@loganmalough2379 Год назад

@@thatswhatisaid8908 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

@therealHeaDKasE Год назад

I was thinking the same thing about the teeth and then you said it hell yeah Jimmy

@coreyzek Год назад

My friend said they named theirs "the truth" "you can't handle the truth" "you want the whole truth and nothing but the truth" 😂

@Snomrade Год назад

The climate thing about shorter people must have been thrilling to Matt gaetz because of how much he likes little people

@seffishestopal5950 Год назад

The “dating midgets” thing cracked me up!😂

@ast-og-losta Год назад

Accountability vs Unaccountability.

@skranz2732 Год назад

Best man on the street ever!

@samuelgardner2653 Год назад

9:02 - No, but WHO WROTE THAT?? That plot was better that 2/3rds of what's on Netflix.

@cherylsmith4826 Год назад

Just another reason to delay prosecuting trump- I have lost hope that will ever happen

@pointlessproductions5113 Год назад

There’s nothing to prosecute him for he never broke the law.

@youdontneedtoknow7548 Год назад

@POINTLESS PRODUCTIONS You're so desperate to defend a criminal.

@markkramer3797 Год назад

If they did not prosecute H.Clinton, who had no authority to have classified government documents on an unsecured server in an unsecured basement bathroom, with 1200 classified documents, 22 with the highest top secret headings, then there is no way they can prosecute Trump for having 110 classified , despite the fact he was President and had full unrestricted authority to declassify anything he so chose.

@justinpurcell3717 Год назад

@@youdontneedtoknow7548 You're so desperate to see a criminal lmao get a life

@cherylp.3347 Год назад

Don’t give up! I know how you feel, how terribly people wanted other leaders to be prosecuted! They waited and waited, it didn’t happen. It doesn’t sit right when people seem to get away with things. We all want fairness and justice! But I was again reading this passage just today, this great reminder that no one gets away with anything:As thousands crowded around Him, Jesus said this, “ There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be known. What you have said in the dark ( ie: secretly) will be heard in the daylight, and what you have whispered in the ear in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs!” Luke 12:2-3. Now that should make us all a little uncomfortable.

@Lock2002ful Год назад

Who names parts of their body? That’s ridiculous.

@margaretpeabody243 Год назад

Jimmy's show is a Sizzler. He's down to earth, fun to listen to and has Dynamite clips.

@nonunekonsequence7641 Год назад

For those Trumpiots still asking what's the difference between Donnie and Joe... About 30X as much evidence. Mathematically.

@davidlundquist1979 Год назад

Something tells me math isn't their strong suit...

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up!

@brianclark9110 Год назад

so that makes it legal...demtard??? wow

@thesoundsmith Год назад

It's not a math issue, it's an attitude adjustment. Trump STOLE, knowingly and with _great_ malice aforethought, documents to trade and to add to his other 'souvenirs' - Graham's balls in a jar, nude pix of Cruz's wife.The Constitution (National Archives, check you still have the original, look for a "Made in China" sticker on the back.)

@jclay6680 Год назад

The differance between trump and Biden is like night & day . ( at least Biden returned the classified envelope with the documents inside them & not handing them out )

@clutch8249 Год назад

Wrong

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

No difference they both had classified documents and their homes spinning around so you feel good about it and don't forget Trump is a Russian spy so that makes it worse

@justiniswebb9 Год назад

@@clutch8249 False.

@justiniswebb9 Год назад

@@clutch8249 You will figure it out when you search a site other than truth social, or newsmin, etc.

@justiniswebb9 Год назад

@@clutch8249 Again with the projections eh?

@paulahik211 Год назад

Welcome to Seattle, LA! Enjoy the rain.

@deanbalboa Год назад

Love seeing Pat McAfee on the show!!!!! Bring him on as a guest!!! With all the boys!!!

@rgwade7493 Год назад

Mar-a-gogo is a full-time Boarding House and Cemetery. Part-time wedding venue and goof club.

@SethroPalmer Год назад

Joe Biden pooped himself when he met the Pope.

@Jackd-lz2hn Год назад

So Trump can do it but nobody else can

@morbidmanmusic Год назад

..not the best argument.

@purplemist7 Год назад

@@morbidmanmusic It is according to Trump and the MAGAts...

@danmontes4015 Год назад

The president can declassify the vp can’t that’s the diff genius

@dennisg4053 Год назад

Using Big Tech to Censor & Supress Factual Content = FACIST Using the DOJ/FBI to Intimidate Parents @ Public Board meetings = FACIST Using the DOJ/FBI to harrass & intimidate Political Opponents etc = FACIST

@Johnny_Doe Год назад

@@danmontes4015 Don’t call her a genius….Imbecile more like it.

@stephanieelting5013 Год назад

I love your solution Jimmy!

@deborahsevigny4763 Год назад

Thanks for making me laugh Jimmy

@toddprifogle7381 Год назад

I feel so much better about Biden having files than fruump

@russwhite8872 Год назад

Trump is a traitor.

@bidenisgarbage9428 Год назад

Lock Biden up hypocrite

@amyreynolds3619 Год назад

@@bidenisgarbage9428, lock the twice impeached disgraced FORMER president! Fixed that for you 😉 dear.

@ealexander71 Год назад

At least these were locked up & not sitting in a desk drawer where Russians & Chinese are members of that corrupt golf course.

@russstorey4393 Год назад

@@bidenisgarbage9428 sure. Right after your orange mouthpeice goes to jail for the literal dozens of crimes he committed

@deensta745 Год назад

my wife has literally been complaining about not having clothes for the rain and she has a whole wardrobe HAHAHAH

@psdesert7907 Год назад

So good to see Junior has inherited the wonderful trait of playing the Air Accordion

@zed4225 Год назад

I hope you do better than Stephen Corbert, and call this grifting former Royal out. He is everything the late Queen did not stand for.

@oceanside88 Год назад

The queen? Really? She liked Harry. He made her smile.

@tonip879 Год назад

Love ya Kimmy, greetings from Finland

@randyross5630 Год назад

Sir Jumps Allot and the Knights of the Nut Sack!

@lorrie2878 Год назад

Golf club /wedding venue /burial gound. Because yes.

@bobbip Год назад

You are a master at presenting the absurdity if it All. Highlight of my mornings, so Thanks!

@ThereIsEmir Год назад

Just wanna say.. My heart goes to the entire community for Amazons AM2023X building up something which is worth it for everyone. This is so smart by them to launch it to shatter the doubts and fears of the common folk which shouldn't even exist to begin with. Everyone knows the state of inflation and recession now and the way out is already in progress. Now it's just about catching the big fish

@seanlee7563 Год назад

One is innocent, the other Don the thief is a criminal. The pictures and the actions are very clear.

@old_grey_cat Год назад

Irrelevant spam for a crypto.

@jfvira9844 Год назад

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen.

@ShadowCaster3214 Год назад

He’s also copied and pasted this message in multiple videos. If you’re going to try to scam people at least change the wording stupid. To anyone reading this, the Amazon crypto is a scam and is not the first time it has happened. Don’t trade any of your crypto for a fake Amazon token

@genozuzek7401 Год назад

Haha, a group of scumbags pushing crypto.

@massey4business Год назад

It's hilarious when Jimmy catches Guillermo spacing out. 🤤

@couragekarnga8735 Год назад

It's that Cali weed haha.

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

I think he just gets tired of hearing these Trump jokes every single night enough already

@ryanricks3002 Год назад

@@danmcgriff1421I doubt he even cares either way just loving life is all I see

@fuzzywuzzy1355 Год назад

@@danmcgriff1421 they’re hilarious

@carleenmulloy481 Год назад

Jimmy 🤣 hilarious show 💯

@THEEND4444 Год назад

Fox just finds the most obscure and strange articles and then just slaps “The Left wants you to…” in front of them.

@susanam.c.3207 Год назад

Guillermo’s laugh is the absolute best

@cnwil4594 Год назад

There is a complete difference. The two situations are like night and day.

@danmcgriff1421 Год назад

Of course it is it has to be Joe good Trump bad all you need to know

@Mark_Brooks Год назад

@@danmcgriff1421 You're not very bright, are you?

@geekylove3603 Год назад

@@Mark_Brooks He's clearly not. They are not comparable. But it is still an issue. I hope Biden and his staff get the book thrown at them if necessary.