George Washington Returns - SNL 

You don't?

She really Carrie’s a corkscrew

You know she packs at least two knives and a revolver, somewhere, up in there. In her line of work, dealing with a bunch of absolutely coked up and crazy horny guys, she and all the ladies in government probably need to. For their own protection.

I had only seen the first 30 seconds of the skit and I glance down at your comment with no context and it made me laugh so fucking hard.

ikr??? i assumed that gw would either b extremely bigoted or need a lot of background information

Likewise

"Nancy Pelosi killed America" could be taken so many ways though....

It would've been boring, they needed some action, and Russell gave it to them in the most horrifying comtent

I'd have enjoyed a political commentary, though. =)

Wow that's deep man

TrainInVain Well, it does make sense

No shit

you must be fun at parties

👍 agreed

Same! That would have been great.

Same!

This was 7 years ago. Hamilton was barely announced 3 years ago at that time. At that time it was still just gonna be a record album and not a musical.

@@Pr0fessorB1ble @umissedthejoke

@@Pr0fessorB1ble yeah, that’s where the other half of my expectations went.

Yes

Especially if you were pulled out of your time out of the blue! Imagine walking down the street then next you know your in some chamber, let out in front of a bunch of unfamiliar people in clothing you can't identify and no F-ING idea where you are! Most have a "strike first ask questions later" (Or NEVER!)

Yes! I came here to say this 😂 the cowardly lion laugh/cry

Or is it?

But he killed him AFTER he was President which means the war was over already, that doesn't make sense.

@Jim McCracken Really? I kind of like our 1776 Brexit.

@@tomservo75 no the British attacked later on

Well is it so bad to be Britain i mean in some aspects they are better than us

Demo Gog Washington nor any of the founders could have possibly imagined the US to be a globally dominant superpower so the remaining neutral bit is irrelevant

Rexy 1776 exactly

The country was just starting to establish itself, so becoming entangled in foreign affairs (mostly across an ocean that took months to cross) would have easily been a waste of resources. Entirely different situation now.

Your comment made my day brotha. 😀

definitely not what the sketch was about lmao

People on TV, that's who😀

That’s what I was thinking too

you sound like my grandma. she doesn't always understand the fictitious plot of television shows either.

Well, he was almost 300 years old.

Achilles died from a foot stabbing

I think he was the host that night.

neither was i, my disappointment was immense

yes he was @@seanblack1320

I sort of was cause of the thick eye brows and the accent

No one expects Russel Brand!!

What was shocking was when he said "Are you gods or are you men!!!"

@@mohdd138 Extremely gay short hairs and girly straight cut pants.

Well they controlled the script..soo..lol

Probably rape some enslaved girls and kill some natives

Not with a flintlock-whipping, I'll wager. What I wanna know is when he had the time to learn the martial arts of the far orient...

Tomasz Skowroński z Kalisza?

Dear sister...

He was the ass-kicker-in-chief.

But couldn't take a stab in the back, I mean she didn't even cut deep enough to puncture a hole in the lungs so technically he couldce survived the stab no matter how old

travis habursky lol

George pulled the gat out quick too . Lmaooooo

BTW why the fuck does she have a knife on her in the first place, she got it from a thigh strap

Sans Ireland for some reason.

Interestingly, that is what the British Union Flag looked like at the time of the American Revolution, until union with Ireland in 1801. Maybe this new timeline where Washington was killed has somehow affected Ireland becoming part of the UK? Or I'm overthinking it and it was just a mistake.

+Patrick Whalen there are no mistakes...just aberrations nameDonald and Melania and Ivanka and Don Jr. and Erric and the future land-barren Barron "Robber" Von Drumpfenstien©®™

Ew.

We must’ve gone on to lose the war of 1812 I guess.

He would be curious. That’s good for a genius like him

What’s the word for 30 times more people and 12 times more land mass? Ah yes, quadrupled.

@John Barber No, the word is ‘prolly’. Trust me. I learned it at the liberry.

@John Barber the place where you're looking for people who give a Fuck isn't on RU-vid

Horror is right - you lost the war of independence!

Facts..

Even Grandma who died last week?

He’d split you like a rail!

the guys' IQ is twice yours you damn dirty ferner

Probably not. The ass once boasted he’s so smart he could knock Stephen Hawking out of his wheelchair. That is not something an intelligent person says it’s something an arrogant disrespectful prick says. Brands famous & has had so many nubs kissing his ass he can’t tell his head from a whole in the ground anymore. He is now woefully unqualified to asses his own intellectual acumen.

@@Outlawzero You are aware that pretty much everything Hawking has done has been refuted? Russel Brand was obviously joking as it doesn't take brains to knock out a person in a wheelchair that isn't in control of his body. You're a special sort of stupid, Outlawzero.

@@CloudedPeach I'm stupid really....... You don't know how to put together a cogent argument. Why did you start with hawking's work being refuted I didn't mention anything about that especially in so far as the nature of the point it is irrelevant for the argument as my stance was it's not something an intelligent person would say. When people keep sticking spurious parts onto an argument it usually means their trying to distract from the fact that they don't have a core argument. Where did I say he wasn't joking I never said that you put that in my mouth because you can't win an argument without doing so. It takes an incredibly special kind of stupid to be incapable of comprehending facetiousness or I'm guessing on your part even being incapable of comprehending what facetious even is. Now since you're so smart apparently & know so much of Hawking's work why don't you give me an academic analysis's of his last paper & we can debate its merits. Black hole entropy is an interesting subject. What's your take on the information paradox?

TL;DR stfu I'm smarter.

For meta reasons likely to avoid ruining the joke at the end

For now ..

He crossed the Delaware before getting transported to the future.

The man was a soldier and literally kidnapped by strangers with accents that had to have changed since his time. He might think that fighting his way out was his best bet.

Im thinking this is exactly how he would react

Ahhhh. He was in uniform and strapped ..

SHHH! It's okay...

You bastard!

Mint Brisk George Washington died from her because she touched him and he liked it

... I don't see him

Ladies and gentleman, the moment you've been waiting for, the pride of France, Marquis de Lafayette!

It won't work, they'll create a paradox, also none of them could handle Washington how do you think that they'll handle the British army

@@mohdd138 .or dying at ripe old age at 40

The flag would have changed either way, so it would just have been better to use the *modern* Union Jack

Improving is pretty much banned on SNL, Lorne hates when people go off script even the tiniest bit

russell7p not banned dumbass