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Getting a Camera Shoved Up Your Butt - Jim Gaffigan 

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Jim Gaffigan reveals his wife’s superpower and details his experience getting a colonoscopy.
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@tonyrehal218
@tonyrehal218 4 года назад
I don’t know of any other comedian today that can tell that many jokes in that little amount of time and actually be funny consistently. Gaffigan is a legend in his own time.
@ThenZ6
@ThenZ6 4 года назад
Tony Rehal Daniel Sloss. Much darker comedy though
@hfis459
@hfis459 4 года назад
and unproblematic too lol
@DanielHBuchmann
@DanielHBuchmann 4 года назад
Steven Wright bangs em out pretty quick too. Of course most of his jokes he's been doing for decades, lol.
@christianheichel
@christianheichel 4 года назад
(clears throat) "Hot Pocket"
@blaman6
@blaman6 4 года назад
Sam Morril, Dave Attell
@blaze18206
@blaze18206 4 года назад
I love how he becomes his own heckler, genius!
@rubytuesday247
@rubytuesday247 4 года назад
Exactly
@dataodokpa5431
@dataodokpa5431 4 года назад
Me too
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712 4 года назад
Word.
@BillyBobBeauBenson
@BillyBobBeauBenson 4 года назад
It's the ultimate defense.
@bothkidsx18
@bothkidsx18 4 года назад
I'll try that in life I'll hopefully be happier 👍👍👍
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 4 года назад
I dont care what people think, Gaffigan is one of the best Comedians. He proves you dont have to be a hateful piece of crap to be funny. You dont even have to swear like a 10yo to garner some laughs
@spitflamez
@spitflamez 4 года назад
Broken King #TRUTH
@AT-5000_Autodialer
@AT-5000_Autodialer 4 года назад
Who the hell is saying he sucks?
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 4 года назад
@@AT-5000_Autodialer people who think kevin hart, jeff dunham, jim jefferies, and doug stanhope are funny because of their "edginess"
@AT-5000_Autodialer
@AT-5000_Autodialer 4 года назад
@@brokenking5044 hahaha Kevin Hart fans? I don't know I've never seen anybody complain about Gaffigan. I like some of those edgy comics you mentioned as well as Gaffigan and Brian Reagan who is also clean.
@ssheeessh
@ssheeessh 4 года назад
@@brokenking5044 Lmao you think Kevin Hart is edgy?? Dont trash Stanhope though, he is raunchy, but he is one of the better comedians alive today
@Mickju
@Mickju 3 года назад
I've never heard this guy before. (I'm ancient) He is the funniest comedian I have heard in years.
@yourfriendlyneighbor985
@yourfriendlyneighbor985 4 года назад
The last video was only 3 minutes and I laughed so hard my face hurts.... now my whole upper body hits from laughing so hard! You rock jim. And your wife seems like an awesome person. We both married up brother.
@vjohnson6464
@vjohnson6464 3 года назад
This 66-year-old lady is ashamed to say she had never heard Jim before but thank God I found him because he is just so hilarious and funny and I sure need to laugh. I watch him everyday. Thank you!
@swn69
@swn69 4 года назад
Mr. Gaffigan, would you like the deluxe service with the fiber optic cable, or would you prefer the discount version where we send a gerbil up there with a goPro?
@mothership9207
@mothership9207 4 года назад
Shawn 😂😂😂😂
@BeFaithful00
@BeFaithful00 4 года назад
I'm a few weeks away, and a buddy recommended this video to me. Outstanding stuff. I'm no more relaxed than I was before, but at least I've had some serious laughs.
@fazergazer
@fazergazer 4 года назад
A comedian who never jokes at other’s expense, maybe his own...and always gets the laughs. No cheap tricks here.
@iamnormal8648
@iamnormal8648 Год назад
It's called self-deprecating humour.
@SillyGoose2024
@SillyGoose2024 5 месяцев назад
​@iamnormal8648 thanks genius. Pretty sure the op is aware of that
@Deznaj666
@Deznaj666 4 месяца назад
He constantly makes fun of other people, cultures, countries, etc. It's just not mean, that what makes it harmless.
@arrjee9474
@arrjee9474 4 года назад
It dawned on me that this guy had me crackin' up over and over and I didn't hear him use profanity even once! Pretty remarkable today. And I'm not even a prude or offended by curse words.
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 4 года назад
Arr Jee then you gonna fucking love George Carlin
@jck1794
@jck1794 4 года назад
brian regan is also another fantastic clean comedian
@sumbynum
@sumbynum 4 года назад
He needs a dry bar special
@Cesarsanvicente
@Cesarsanvicente 4 года назад
Never get tired of his stories
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712 4 года назад
Me either...Either or Neither nor.
@auraxfire
@auraxfire 4 года назад
So I'm at the Gastroenterologist.... Hahahaha!
@emic138
@emic138 4 года назад
gaffigan always comes with the masterful delivery 📦 🚚
@mariemulkey4228
@mariemulkey4228 2 года назад
His delivery is divine and I’ve laughed my ass off again.
@warrenphilips8441
@warrenphilips8441 4 года назад
It is worth wading through the D- to D+ material on this channel to get this, A comedian.
@horseman4now
@horseman4now 4 года назад
Dry Bar Comedy really helps!
@pughconsulting
@pughconsulting 4 года назад
Everything about the colonoscopy is spot on.
@lukewarmwater6412
@lukewarmwater6412 3 года назад
the night before my colonoscopy, I believe I passed time. I pooped out things I had not eaten yet. I am almost sure of it!
@GraceWhip
@GraceWhip 3 года назад
@@lukewarmwater6412 yeah, getting all the way to the Ghost of Food Future was pretty alarming
@hammie1989
@hammie1989 3 года назад
“You like photography? Cause I got a job you’re gonna love!” 🤣
@LTD-7
@LTD-7 4 года назад
*This guy's jokes don't even have to be funny because his delivery is hilarious! I crack up just hearing him talk!*
@whoseyourdaddyful
@whoseyourdaddyful 4 года назад
that's the key to comedy
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 года назад
Yeah his voice and the way he uses it.
@isaiahpinkerton3445
@isaiahpinkerton3445 4 года назад
Everyone talks about how jim never swears and thats what makes him a great comedian. I just think hes relatable and his descriptions is what makes him hilarious!
@JeffreyOcaya
@JeffreyOcaya 4 года назад
I've been laughing nonstop on his videos. He's unbelievably hilarious.
@anjaliarnold5115
@anjaliarnold5115 4 года назад
I love his old lady judgment voice!
@threetreasures7698
@threetreasures7698 3 года назад
It’s the absolute best, right?!
@Ghoopty
@Ghoopty 3 года назад
“Yeah we didn’t need to do that. We could just chalk it up One For Fun” 🤣🤣
@RodnyCorrea
@RodnyCorrea 4 года назад
My favorite comedian, genius in action
@stellarsideconference2973
@stellarsideconference2973 4 года назад
He's one of the best.. All his content be original and funny AF
@rn2511
@rn2511 4 года назад
The pregnancy part killed me.
@SpecialBeam
@SpecialBeam 4 года назад
1:05 He didn't do it much in this set, but one thing I LOVE about Jim Gaffigan is how he'll sometimes act as if he's a member of the audience reacting to the joke he just told. The voice he uses is just hilarious. I'm surprised more comics don't do that. The ones that do usually only do it on the fly, like a throw away line. But Jim really makes it seem like its part of the bit most of the time.
@caffeinatednation8885
@caffeinatednation8885 4 года назад
Same, same! 😂
@emic138
@emic138 4 года назад
nobody can pull this off like jim!! 😂
@guillermoromero8041
@guillermoromero8041 4 года назад
It’s Jim’s thing, would be kinda rude if other comedians just stole his thing.
@Luwispurpul
@Luwispurpul 4 года назад
As he and his wife write together I’ve always imagined it’s his wife’s voice admonishing him for the bits she doesn’t like so much.
@DanielHBuchmann
@DanielHBuchmann 4 года назад
Just got tix to his show in Philly. He's taping a special that night. Can't wait!!!
@tinotendamakumbe9094
@tinotendamakumbe9094 4 года назад
This guy looks like Thanos from the Avengers.
@mtbisonfashionfurs2449
@mtbisonfashionfurs2449 4 года назад
Jim is great. His pants don’t fit.
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 4 года назад
Me: supposed to be working, supposed to be work. Video: camera shoved up a butt. Me: sure
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 4 года назад
🤣🤣
@garyschuller6981
@garyschuller6981 4 года назад
Funniest man alive! Can't wait to see him New Years Eve in Tampa.
@manfordsonstegard
@manfordsonstegard 4 года назад
More jokes per minute than any other comedian!
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 4 года назад
steve thompson I love Jim, but NOPE. Steven Wright, Jimmy Carr and Demetri Martin all have higher JPM.
@LanMysPage
@LanMysPage Месяц назад
I’m gonna think of this tomorrow on my way to my appointment. 😂
@wicketuma444
@wicketuma444 4 года назад
He's genius low key. I really hope he talks to Dr.s that way.
@kurtisburtis
@kurtisburtis 2 года назад
I’m sure the “jelly on the belly” is way more fun than the jelly on the chest … (Stress test with echocardiogram)
@tootallzz
@tootallzz 4 года назад
The serum is the nastiest part of the procedure! 🤢🤢🤮
@patrickburke6128
@patrickburke6128 2 года назад
That is legit the funniest but I’ve ever heard. I come back about once a month and still practically pee my pants 😂 so funny
@rachaelmagerl4836
@rachaelmagerl4836 2 года назад
Everything he said about the serum you drink is 100% true. You literally live in the bathroom all night. I had to have a colonoscopy in my early 20s. They gave me propofol to knock me out. As I was falling asleep I said don't lift the sheet until I'm out lol.
@scottthomas6682
@scottthomas6682 2 года назад
Very hilarious routine. Jim Gaffigan is very hilarious.👍👍
@NVGTO
@NVGTO 4 года назад
not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but I see him as a clean-speaking Louis CK. The way he holds the mic, his physical presence and approach to jokes...I mean this in the best possible way, by the way!
@kieferrex8454
@kieferrex8454 4 года назад
If I could choose , I’d want him to be my gastroenterologist
@kirkjohnson9353
@kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад
He would understand you yelling "Don't take my kidneys!!" as you went under.
@vonalxao1
@vonalxao1 4 года назад
He’s the best.
@whorhaydelfuego7190
@whorhaydelfuego7190 4 года назад
A book and some Desitin. Calling it a serum is being very generous, easily the worst texture of anything you'll ever consume.
@Elle-mq8ij
@Elle-mq8ij 4 года назад
A flavorless bubbly milkshake?
@CristinaCee
@CristinaCee 4 года назад
"No I've had diarrhea...I don't wanna brag."😂
@vadamsable
@vadamsable 4 года назад
Jim is a real pro! I always enjoy his work! Always!
@sarahpapp5452
@sarahpapp5452 2 года назад
One of the greatest comedians of all time. I don’t know if there are many others that consistently make me laugh this hard.
@fredderf3207
@fredderf3207 2 года назад
The last time I had a colonoscopy the doctor explained it would be recorded on a DVD and asked if I would like a copy. I asked, "Why? So I can tell my friends to bring some beer and chips while we watch a tour of my intestines? No thanks."
@benwood7174
@benwood7174 3 года назад
"And that idiot" sums it up
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 4 года назад
This guy is awsome. Nonstop funny and a million stories
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 года назад
Actually I think Edward was already king when he said, "I don't think so."
@Empathicveteran
@Empathicveteran 3 года назад
This is hilarious. I never bothered to read the bottle and I drank the liquid in one shot. My stomach had an exorcism. I spent 4 hours on the toilet and my legs fell asleep.
@RJ1Reed
@RJ1Reed 4 года назад
One of the only comics that can get a true laugh without a curse word. Solid as they come! Top 10 in America.
@rhenachase7933
@rhenachase7933 4 года назад
This man is funny. He has been given a talent
@4vn14
@4vn14 2 года назад
It's even worse than that Jim! He abidcated not the throne of England, rather the throne to the British Empire which at that time included Canada, Australia, India, New Zealand and South Africa!
@Jangus
@Jangus 4 года назад
You like photography??
@akberet35
@akberet35 4 года назад
This man is the best comedian ever.
@cadebritt8001
@cadebritt8001 3 года назад
Gaffigan, Thanks for all the specials during the worst of the covid days.
@theemarydee1610
@theemarydee1610 4 года назад
When I had the camera put up my butt, I actually woke up half way through!!!!!!! I was screaming 😱 someone said if I didn’t stop I would have to go through it all over again. What? Ya know, I passed out again but...I DID REMEMBER EVERYTHING! I thought I got PTSD from the teen years of my daughter but now I think it was that...
@nomibynoother2786
@nomibynoother2786 4 года назад
I'm almost scared to go to a live show. I think I would literally bust a gut from laughing. I'm in pain just thinking about it cuz I can't stop laughing now...
@stoneddragon5400
@stoneddragon5400 2 года назад
I told my doctor that he owes me dinner, he laughed and said when you get better.
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 4 года назад
I like how he heckles himself..
@johnbarone8948
@johnbarone8948 4 года назад
Jim is the funniest comic of all time!!
@maxiepattie85
@maxiepattie85 4 года назад
Girls were flirting with me in front of the wife too! I guess before the old finger camera thingy that cool and exceptionable...
@mqbitsko25
@mqbitsko25 4 года назад
They gave me Propofol for mine. Amazing stuff! I started to feel sleepy, and I could hear people stirring around like they were getting ready to shove the camera up me. I said, "Umm....I'm not unconscious yet you know." A nurse replied, "We're finished." I can see what Michael Jackson enjoyed about that stuff. Other than the death it must have been awesome.
@kirkjohnson9353
@kirkjohnson9353 4 года назад
He must have realized that from having 'work' done and decided "Hey, I'm Michael Jackson. I can buy a doctor and have him give me some whenever I want"
@thehomer5913
@thehomer5913 3 года назад
"You like photography?" Snarfed diet Pepsi out both nostrils. Then..."you know what, I'm going back on food stamps." Unrelenting.
@AtahualpaSeyffert
@AtahualpaSeyffert 4 года назад
Is this a special? Does someone know where to find the entire piece?
@lukenarlee8118
@lukenarlee8118 4 года назад
Atahualpa Seyffert It’s from his special Noble Ape. Free on Amazon Prime.
@Hollowelldena70
@Hollowelldena70 11 месяцев назад
You know, Jim, you really make colonoscopies fun. My daughter was having her first one and I gave her this video and she loved it. Kind of got her through the fear of it.
@giuseppefarrugio3077
@giuseppefarrugio3077 4 года назад
Lovely respect toward his wife ,real men do that ,Cheers
@Chiamex
@Chiamex 4 года назад
Of course in reference to prince Edward, he said, "and that idiot chose the broad." The word "board" is rather derogatory toward women....just saying.
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 года назад
@@Chiamex It's funnier than if he'd said any other word, think about it.
@tomz58
@tomz58 4 года назад
Amazing...the BEST!
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348
@nativelatinosfooktrump5348 4 года назад
🍔 I'm like a smart person I know the biggest words believe me I'm a very stable genius I'm the chosen one
@zg6766
@zg6766 4 года назад
🌈Me too🤪
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад
Stop spewing all your covfefe!
@gzmain78
@gzmain78 4 года назад
Hot pockets!
@id10t98
@id10t98 4 года назад
My jaw, stomach and ribs are HURTING!! From non stop laughter!!!
@Trig242
@Trig242 3 года назад
Turning 45 this year! Here come the colonoscopies!!
@christopherhday
@christopherhday 4 года назад
I watched this the day before I had my colonoscopy. On the day of the procedure as I was starting to fall asleep from the anesthetic, I vaguely remember telling the medical staff, "OK guys, say cheese before you put the camera in there."
@jacelandadventures1523
@jacelandadventures1523 3 года назад
good lol
@Stolastheowl
@Stolastheowl 3 года назад
I can't unsee it. He is Thanos but white.
@TheDarkChambers.
@TheDarkChambers. 4 года назад
I always just picture his heckler voice as a brunette mother in her 40’s who was forced to come with her husband just shaking her head and saying all that in her head as he speaks.
@porkfriedrice1530
@porkfriedrice1530 4 года назад
Gaffigan is the only big time arena comedian that remained funny. IMO guys like Fluffy and Kevin hart lost their funny.
@stechrochenfridge2252
@stechrochenfridge2252 4 года назад
try taking 14 laxatives. like 14 pills... bruhhh i was in the bathroom for 2 days straight. literally i dont remember it, i kept passing out on the floor because moving back to my bedroom was a waste, id just have to go back again. i lost 10 pounds in 2 days. gained it back like the next week so dont try this to lose weight.
@gideone9802
@gideone9802 4 года назад
Jeez, man, why the hell would you do that? Makes me wanna do it and idk why
@stechrochenfridge2252
@stechrochenfridge2252 4 года назад
@@gideone9802 i was hella unhealthy and struggling with an ED. also i highly HIGHLY do not recommend.
@gideone9802
@gideone9802 4 года назад
@@stechrochenfridge2252 nah, I know I will regret it. I was just joking. Merry christmas!
@stechrochenfridge2252
@stechrochenfridge2252 4 года назад
@@gideone9802 okay good haha. and you too!
@NintendoNerd64
@NintendoNerd64 2 года назад
jim is the only one that can make poop jokes funny
@robertdees2442
@robertdees2442 3 года назад
Try sour weed, or as i like to call it nature's industrial streangth laxative.
@dulynoted2427
@dulynoted2427 3 года назад
I've watched this so many times, I can't keep count. Just sent this to my sister in response to why I'm seeing a dr.
@dbsstudent7719
@dbsstudent7719 4 года назад
Jack black would like this guy
@treasurelaughcomedy35
@treasurelaughcomedy35 4 года назад
😂😂😂 very funny guy
@mprattyh3
@mprattyh3 4 года назад
Gaffigan is awesome
@GeoffsSousChef
@GeoffsSousChef 4 года назад
absolute C L A S S I C 👍🏼
@haridemospergantis7504
@haridemospergantis7504 4 года назад
My wife just mentioned colonoscopy and I sent her this joke 🤣
@productboy9658
@productboy9658 4 года назад
"It wasen't at a Hospital" - because these guys usually own their own buildings to maximize profits. As you get older, a colonoscopy is the least of your problems - guess what they look up when you have a prostate problem!
@tonytony6945
@tonytony6945 4 года назад
DAMN THATS THE SAME THING BILL COSBY WENT TO JAIL FOR, GIVING PEOPLE DRUGS AN DOING HIS THING WHILE THEY WHERE SLEEP 🤣.
@craigb584
@craigb584 2 года назад
When I went in for my colonoscopy, the doctor told me it was perfectly normal to get an erection during the procedure. though it made me really uncomfortable when I saw he did.
@davidhenrie5613
@davidhenrie5613 Год назад
hahaha... I had to read it three times before it sunk in. It was good. Made me laugh
@SI-ez6qb
@SI-ez6qb 2 года назад
Just comedic gold! JG just killin it! Loll
@markfry4304
@markfry4304 4 года назад
Who is the world doesn't like this? You must have no soul.
@bretthess6376
@bretthess6376 4 года назад
"That idiot chose the broad..." You rock dude If I had a girlfriend \ fiancée I loved like crazy.... But had to choose between her and the Crown of England... I'd just tell her, "Honey, I can't marry you..." "But you'll still be my girlfriend..." "AAAND I'LL BE THE KING OF FREAKING ENGLAND!"
@giancarlobonacorsi8436
@giancarlobonacorsi8436 4 года назад
genius....he's the best
@JasonGastrich
@JasonGastrich 4 года назад
lol
@reany7246
@reany7246 4 года назад
😆😅🤣 I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!
@mikerichardson7261
@mikerichardson7261 3 года назад
Edward wasn't a prince. He was king.
@jazmyneelizabeth9814
@jazmyneelizabeth9814 4 года назад
💛💛 this was great!
@GumRapper
@GumRapper 2 года назад
Comedic GENIUS!!!!
@Jedimichael
@Jedimichael Месяц назад
Just had my first one a few days ago, so someone sent this clip to me. Yeah, pretty accurate....lol.
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