Jim Gaffigan Gives the Pope Some Advice 

I would have said that completely unironically. He's just some dude. No thanks.

@@floydmayflower I'm with ya on that👍 careful what you write on the tube; free thinkers get called "godless" for remarks like that 😎🤙✌️

me too lol I was in tears

He should do that joke in Israel actually :)

It’s such a great final punch line to the bit.

Yea

why is it shame? Santa isn't real.

December 15, 1968. Fly Eagles Fly.

man y'all would be so much more tolerable if you just owned up to it and joked along about it with us. It's funny. Booing and throwing snowballs at santa is funny. Laugh at yourselves and laugh with us.

@@jck1794 Does it seem like I am taking it seriously? Here in Philly we do own up to it. we are just a bit tired of hearing about it since it was more that 50 years ago.

When I visit Philly I will just yell at everybody I meet: “Did your parents do it? Did they?” And then scream “HOW COULD YOU?!” at them, and start crying. They should make it a peregrination site like Jerusalem 🤣😢

omg...just finished the artcle

We're just sick of hearing about it: www.salon.com/2013/06/13/the_new_york_times_cant_stop_trolling_philadelphia/

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Me too

@@stephanieriley3716 Philly deserves to be made fun of. That place is a complete shithole

What fruit was it?

Santa is as real as Jesus. Millions off adults believe in him still.

This is just some random comedian you really think they gonna take the word of a comedian as gospel truth as compared to their parents

@@malachymccloskey7839 Santa is the stand-in for Jesus for toddlers.

Secretly pa stuck to give me all your money.

you got a problem with that

Then don’t come.

Lord Tachanka yup grew up in Boston it’s dark!,

@Daniel Johnston from D.C on up friend. We are all jerks and our women are huge bitches. It's no joke, urban and rural, there are too many people and shitty grey weather half the year and old decrepit roads and powerlines everywhere. We have traffic and endless strip malls and the cost of living is high and the competition for lifestyle is insane and jobs are super competitive. Why any of us live in the Northeast is beyond me.

@Matrix Survivor Can we give him the parts of the country that suddenly decided to love him, because their cult leader does, instead?

K ris He already ripped Philly a new one lol

He'd give to the "Philadelphia incident" a whole new meaning...

Only problem is he can't do say they've never won a Superbowl...thankfully, some dipstick ate literal horseshit though, so I think ol Billy Ball Bag would have plenty of material to work with.

Demarko English , wow. So you can understand comedic reference

I'm a proud Philadelphian, but that Philly incident was hilarious. Bill Burr brought a whole new meaning to dealing with hecklers. There is nothing he could say to us about our horrible sports history that we aren't all too familiar with already, but no one wants to hear it from a Bostonian. Our history ours to mock, and ours alone.

Roy

the man The Office

well, its been 4 yrs since this post. how you doing now buddy?

According to Jim, it is because Elton John is his mother.

@@dougmcguire3159 And his father was from Sweden.

Same reason that Philip Seymour Hoffman looks like Jim Gaffigan.

No resemblance at all.

Dont assume he's a man u bigot

Lol good point

He's referring to the fictional character based on Saint Nicholas.. So almost a good point

Maybe it's time to look at why you feel that need. You believe Saint Nicholas existed, why isn't that good enough for you? Why do you need other people to believe it, so you feel better about what you believe?

BIG BRYAN'S BIG ADVENTURE Or maybe they just want people to know.

@@ShabazzTBL no it's the same thing used car dealers do. religion has been doing it for a long time if you can get somebody to recruit someone else to your beliefs then your beliefs will be set in concrete. A car dealer well almost always ask you who else you know that wants to buy a car or you who you can recommend. If you recommend someone you will spend the rest of your time defending your purchase even if you have regrets. It's human nature and they take full advantage of it.

They look comfortable to me!👀 👀 I can see_Why he's gat_All those kids now!!😉🤣

Those are his wife’s leftover maternity pants. They’re comfortable.

Respect

It's under his hat.

Yeah. If Trump wants to build a wall, maybe he should build it along the northern border to keep the freaking cold out. Brrrrrrrr.....

Warrior Son thanks i know that, i meant it serves no purpose

My wife, too. Windham. You?

Carl Baumeister - Bath.

Peace, syriously?

Itd be funnier like, "syria, bring your children!"

Brought to you by Murica. Kaboom!

@@FuckGoogle2 ahhh see what you did there. Pretty good lol

Which means a lot of people here didn't know Syria before USA, UN, NATO, and their allies brought their destruction there. Haha :')

@Bayman Less lots of people don't know who he is though

@@JamesBongo - Three years ago I told people I was so excited to see Jim Gaffigan. Two of them asked me if he was the one with the puppets. 😐

@@Mary_O I just saw him recently I was really surprised how many people didn't know who he was.

Desire Price lol 🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, of the Cain and Able variety.

Kevin Benoit or Bill Hicks

delusions of grandeur \m/

Glad you clarified 'before he died'.

Why would George open for the Pope? I know he was raised Catholic, but didn't he become an atheist later in life?

Good observation. People from NY and NJ are nasty and cruel and always have been. They think they are some sort of wealthy, urbane, sophisticated bunch, even if they are just middle class dorks. Every once in awhile I meet some one from NJ that is nice and am shocked. I have never met a nice native New Yorker. If they are nice it is considered to be niavte. Such a shame. People from Minnesota and California are my favorite. Those natives are generally happy relaxed people and they don't seem to want to harm anyone. No talking about transplants. Even the gang members in L.A are chill compared to east coast gangsters.

There are plenty of christians like that. It’s just the radical assholes who have the loudest/most heard voice. And I’m saying this as an agnostic/ex-Catholic

What poison someone crapped into your head man. Gaffigan was joking, how did you miss that joke? Science is a candle in a hurricane and you are much more than just a human hanging out on earth... One day you will have your eyes opened to how special you really are.

Extremely

Always