Getting Offended, on behalf of others (who aren't offended) ONE TAKE w/ John Crist 

I’m Mexican-American. I absolutely hate people being offended on my behalf. And then those same people trying to explain to me why I should be offended, AND then when I still don’t agree, try to invalidate my voice. 🙄

I’m black and I’m tired of the cancel culture attacks. Everyone has said something they later regret. Seriously, where does it end? This video is a dose of common sense we all needed to hear. Great video, John.

My friend, who is Native American, told me that the Washington Redskins logo was designed by a Blackfoot Indian artist. Pretty sure he wasn’t offended by the Redskins name.

“White people to the rescue” The whole video in one line hahahha

I’m black. I LOVE country music. And I’m zero percent offended. Zero.

Second Hand Offense is way worse then being offended

As a Native American, Navajo, and there is no way to prove that I'm Navajo, just believe me. But yeah, the name "Red Skins," doesn't bother me. In fact, a lot of Navajo's liked the team--I have a Red Skins cap. It's not even a deal--big or small.

I’m offended on behalf of pirates everywhere. How dare you overlook the plight of lowly humble pirates? They struggle so hard to be accepted. Arrrggghh 🤦🏽‍♂️

I asked my dog if he is offended when I refer to him as my pet and he said no, just don't refer to me as the cat.

Am I the only that wanted to hear his Joel Osteen joke?

I’m just sitting here watching this video, eating my Bagel Bites, hoping no one gets offended at my appropriation of Italian culture.

Imagine a comedian being smarter then 99% of the population

John's humorous war on wokeness is the best thing about recent times.

John, seriously. These "one takes" are funny enough that my teenagers want to watch them, and they don't even realize that you are inserting TRUTH into their lives. Keep it up, man! We'll keep watching!

Don't you feel like you're beating a dead horse with all of these PETA jokes?

Finally a man who has some sense, and logic.

You’re a star when you sign a baby’s forehead. 😂

It's the modern "holier than thou" movement. Some people have a strong desire to feel they are above others in some way to make themselves feel special and valuable.

I’m just impressed with anyone who can lift a dead horse to swing it at anything....

I am laughing so hard when you do that entitled person walk impression. You are the best Christian comedian ever!😁😁

I'm gonna do that arm movement every time I meet a Karen now. Pretty insightful video.

Most people just like to hear themselves talk even if they have nothing of importance to say. The whole “I must be heard” mentality is out of control. My first thought is always “Sit down and shut up” 🤐🤫😂

You’re a preacher under the guise of a comedian. Enjoyed hearing your message.

What if you’re offended that they are offended on your behalf? “Offended Inception”

PREACH IT JOHN!! Disneyland's another example of this. They've made major changes to their attractions because a small number of people have made complaints on behalf of other people who were not offended: The wench auction segment (updated for Political correctness in 2016) and the pillaging and drunken pirate scenes in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride (Updated back in the mid 1990's), both of which reflected the unglamorous dark truth about Pirates got the axe taken to them on TWO SEPARATE occasions (20+ years apart). After the ride existed unaltered as a highly beloved classic for nearly 30 years since 1967 without publicized complaints, the feminist group NOW (National Organization of Women) a small group that organized an insignificant complaint got major media attention by making a mountain out of a mole hill and forced Disney to make it's initial edit back in the late 1990s. Prior to NOW speaking up and then ultimately disappearing off the face of the earth, no one complained about this ride. The auction scene existed nearly 40 years unaltered before Disney voluntarily changed it in 2016. Splash Mountain (which opened in 1989) recently became the latest highly loved attraction Disney has decided to overhaul. When Disney created it, they socially mindfully left out the racial insensitivities and stereotypes depicted in it's associated film Song of the South (a product of it's time which was released in 1946 and banned in the United States in the late 1960's). Although over the past 30 years insignificant few black people have bickered over the ride being inspired by the film and associated despite it's difference, BLM's out cry in 2020 specifically forced many businesses to re-examine their approach towards race relations. Prior to the covid-19 pandemic which disabled the entire world, Disney felt socially pressured (by nobody black) into re-theming Splash Mountain, and somehow transforming it into The Princess and the Frog (which really deserves it's own fully original ride and show building). As of today, February 22nd 2021, the retheme has apparently either been cancelled or postponed without announcements due to park closures at some Disney resorts. Most likely, Splash Mountain won't receive a retheme after all anytime soon due to the financial losses the Walt Disney company endured due to various worldwide covid-19 related extended park closures.

Peta also says we are offending animals by calling people names like "he's a snake" "what a dog" etc😩

One day, my brother said that people are offended because they want to be. I was really offended. But then I thought about it...

You’ve got to continue with this show. SO NEEDED!

BTW! THANK YOUUUUUU FOR COVERING UP THAT HAIRCUT. T-H-A-N-K-Y-O-U.

Mans burned 500 calories swinging his arms like that 😂

I don't like Sarah Silverman, but amazingly we can differ on things and still be respectful of each other.

It's a choice to be offended.

The casino comment! Lolol. So true and perfect. 🤣

Just because you’re offered an offense……Does not mean you need to TAKE that offense…. ~J. Meyer

“Red, yellow, black & white, all the people precious in His sight” was used in a bar scene! That. Is. Talent! Bam 💥 I’m done. I need no more entertainment for the evening. Thank you, John!

He speaks the truth. I'm sure that will offend someone

Heh heh. The orange & green water gun emoji. Reminiscent of when I took my son age 7 to Disneyland & his wooden green and orange rifle that he was carrying (my son loved it wanted to carry it/probably from Disney pirate themed store😂) was almost confiscated by airport security guard because he said, "it might be perceived as a real weapon". 😒Literally nobody would think that...🤣

Please don't stop making these videos, we need more logical sense in this world!!

Entitled Twitter cancel culture speak up for other people who are "offended" who have a voice, but cancel those who speak up for murdered babies who don't have a voice.

*breathes sigh or relief* Thank you for standing up against cancel culture. This video is NEEDED.

This “One Take” was so good. I’m glad you weigh in on these latest trends, some of whom I think are ridiculous. Everything from Woke, Cancel culture, BLM, political division, etc. . . . Thank you for diving right in and speaking about this, We need truth and comedy. Warm blessings, Lori

“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.” ― Dr. Seuss, The Lorax

Social Media and busybodies are doing TOO MUCH. Love everything you said here! (I miss the '90s)

Aunt Jermima is another good example of this, like honestly who is offended by Aunt Jermima? Lol

For real! Thank you for talking about this!👏🏻

My cat told me he loves to be called a pet. He made it really clear. Said he gets offended when you call him “companion“ because then he feels obligated to get his own treats. OMG, these people have lost it.

My aunt got offending because my dad called my other aunts hat goofy. And my aunt that had a hat wasn’t even upset.. she knew it was a goofy hat. I’m not even joking sadly.😂

Great ending quote! I have had a similar thought but not been able to put it into words as well. A person who says something another person takes offense at usually had no intention whatsoever to offend the other person. If the person just offered a bit of grace instead of taking offense, everyone would be happier. But making a point of being offended is what takes an innocent mistake and turns it into a relationship killer.

This is very on point. Thanks for your insight and humor.

“Who’s a good boy?” As I call my good companion gerbil, Hitler.

My grandfather was born a Cherokee Indian. His hair turned white as snow! He was so quiet and loving, he would save stuff for us when we little, oranges. He never complained about anything! He build their house with his own hands along with a good old out house 😂 many times I used it! Hey John, good work! ❤ya!

Amen! Let the offended be the ones to speak up.

Was the Joel Osteen joke “I can do all things through Christ who gives me money”?

HILARIOUS!!!! Thank you for literally speaking on MY behalf!!! Notice that PETa is an acronym for PET!

"You're literally silencing the voice of the people that need to speak" 👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

This is hands down your best video ever. Accurate on so many levels. My sister got married in August and 450 people showed up. That’s small for our family actually but people went absolutely nuts, and sent threats to our family because we caused covid to kill everyone. Meanwhile, almost all of our elderly family members were there enjoying themselves. And most black people I know are offended by BLM and the violence and victim mindset it has brought

I'm offended on behalf of johncrist....

I'm new to your channel and love it! And for the record, as a gay person, I can't stand it when straight people get offended on my behalf. I want to scream, "I don't need you to rescue me, straighties. I got this, okay? I got this!" Great commentary. Great channel.

Just one thing offended me: "to who, to who, to who"... to whom, John, to whom!

I'm from Michigan, we still have a mask mandate. Kids in preschool have to wear them all day - it's nothing short of child abuse, imo. It's been scientifically proven that kids don't get this bad or spread it. Good for you in standing your ground in the coffee line. God bless you. Keep speaking your mind. And, you're a comedic genius - love your country song skits and others like the Home Depot skit and basically everything you do. Good for you for leaving Sarah Silverman's show but not wanting to cancel her! This cancel culture is going wayyyy too far. Love the points you make and the comedy infused with it (and like I mentioned, the Country music skits are hilarious and the Home Depot one and all you do).

I’m offended by your being offended at them being offended on behalf of other people who aren’t actually offended 😂

I will strictly refer to my dog as pet from now on.

Thank you for this video! I am encouraged that there are people like you left in this world!

Speaking of the elderly - they DO need and want to get out and aren’t as afraid as we might say they are. This doctor I follow on the medias said his one elderly patient was a grandma who got Covid at an underground karaoke party during the lockdown. Which kind of makes you wonder if we shouldn’t have driven grandma to clandestine and unregulated venues in an attempt to protect her.

I couldn’t agree with this more, well said!

HEY! I might not HAPPEN to know any pirates personally, but I am SURE they are very sensitive people who would appreciate that woman standing up for them. They certainly can’t do it for themselves. First, pirates probably have limited internet access on the high seas. But even more importantly, they have no natural defenses. None!! Try to be just a LITTLE more mindful of the helpless, John. I’m offended that you’re not offended by her offense of pirates being potentially offended.

John Crist, Zeducation, and Ryan George are keeping me sane this year. And at the 14:55 mark, it’s ‘to whom’, John, ‘TO WHOM’!!! 😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣

No one: Leftists: " I'm tRigGerReD!"

Thank you for your research, John. Great stuff ! 🙌

I’m offended you didn’t tell us the Joel Osteen joke. (not really, but I do want to hear it.)

“More suffering comes into the world by people taking offense than by people intending to give offense.” - Ken Keyes Love it

People take pride in their 'offense' on other's behalf. I am elderly, NOT offended! We all need to get over ourselves and start having fun again. Truly enjoyed this post.

"good people at peta" i laughed when he said that

“One time I signed a baby’s forehead!” 😂😂😂😂 Im dying!!

This is spot on!! If you’re offended by this, it’s only because you know he’s right.

5:18 the self-roast that comes at 5:27 is sooo good hahahaha! This is probably the only podcast that I can swallow for now. No segues, no long drivels, just straight to the point, with comedic throws here and there

Did PETA seriously sponsor this show? Huh, I didn't know that different kinds of bread routinely sponsored talk shows.

John's just here to say what we're all thinking.

I retired in 2012. I could see this mentality creeping in well before then! A third party filled a grievance due to a conversation they ‘over heard’ between 2 other people! Was NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS!!! But management processed the grievance! I was incredulous at what I could see coming down the pike. NOT at that person. People are people. But - rather - a management that would cater to this mentality. State government by the way. As time ticked by - I began to feel like I was working in Russia rather than a state government. Cancel culture starting even then. Intolerance. A transgender situation made public interdepartmental along with a ‘gag order’ to NOT SPEAK OF IT. I applaud you. It’s all so ridiculous!!!

I'm seriously loving these articles and research. I'm going to be reading these

i loved this. always enjoy your comedy. glad to find you doing this type of video. keep it up. god bless. p.s. loved the old Chic Fil A boss hiring based on applicant names... classic!

Dude, you're so gonna lose that peta sponsorship when u call your dog hitler😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Lord, in Heaven" OMG!! 😅🤣😂✌ You are SPOT ON!

Well said! Keep these coming. They are GREAT! 😂😂😂

My Momma used to say “if you’re offended it’s your own fault. Anyone else’s opinion of you is literally none of your business”

I’m a women and I’m offended because Johnny depp mustache in pirates of the Caribbean looked better than mine !!

Nice work John. Your example about the catholic aunt is perfect.

John Crist, currently the best comedian out there. Doesn’t need to try to be vulgar & raunchy, attempting to be shocking to make ppl laugh out of nervousness. My Christian wife turned me onto him and at first I was like “oh he’s a Christian comedian” I bet he’s funny ::eye-roll:: Now all I’m looking forward to is seeing him in Cleveland Ohio next month!!

I kind of want to put a post-it note over that triggered girl picture while I watch this.

There's a book titled "The Bait of Satan" and its addresses OFFENSE! You've made soooo many points 🙂

I'm polish and have heard the jokes about us all my life - mostly made by my own polish family and told them myself 😂. If you can't laugh at yourself, you will be miserable from taking life too seriously. Have never been offended. John is hilarious, and I love to laugh.

I'm Roman Catholic and proud of it, we were the first Christian faith. Regardless, there should be no discrimination in Christianity. We all love Jesus, the Holy Spirit and Lord God above the same xx

The PETA jokes...🤣

John! You need a TV show!

I’m so glad John didn’t get cancelled. He is the man

Wow!! Absolute truth. I feel like you just preached a sermon.

I love this and I hope you dont get cancelled for it.

You ALWAYS make me laugh! Lol Best show on the internet! Thank you! P.S. I died all over again with that haircut!

The issue why that person may have intervened and asked is because "they" intend on being closer to that worker or whomever you may have been unsafely close to and to ensure that the worker does not become infected (and as a result, potentially pass it on to them) for the reason why they interfered. It is likely the former reason (people seeing an excuse to invade your personal values) but this particular example has the potential to have much wider-lasting effects. To give another vantage. LOVE all your clips by the way! Thank you for making so many videos that lighten your viewers' days. In these particularly trying times this is especially needed. Thank you!

Omg I didn’t think I could love you anymore! MORE 👏🏻 OF 👏🏻 THIS 👏🏻 CONTENT 👏🏻 PLEAAAAAAAAASE!!! 🤣🤣🤣