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Getting rid of a medical doll is weird 

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@delilas2398
@delilas2398 3 года назад
Getting rid of a medical doll is only weird if you've been hiding it for years.
@miguelnglopes
@miguelnglopes 3 года назад
Lollllll
@annloxx5518
@annloxx5518 3 года назад
This😂
@Sensinger7710
@Sensinger7710 3 года назад
Seems normal compared to her other videos
@user-vc5rp7nf8f
@user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 года назад
at least she kept the nipples
@Pope_Balenciaga
@Pope_Balenciaga 3 года назад
Not if you donate it to medical colleges in third world countries.
@noelhutchins7366
@noelhutchins7366 3 года назад
the weirdest thing was your choice to hide the body inside a false-wall-void.
@bozire
@bozire 3 года назад
What... or who else is behind some of those walls and floors, and WHY is she moving ? Hmmm? Why? Yeah... connect the dots, people.
@alex0589
@alex0589 3 года назад
noel hutchins that was some edgar allan fucknoe stuff
@therealpbristow
@therealpbristow 3 года назад
@@alex0589 " edgar allan fucknoe" - HA!!! =:oD
@MetaMarcy21
@MetaMarcy21 3 года назад
Very Cask of Amontillado
@domsusefulstuff
@domsusefulstuff 3 года назад
I’d bet these kinds of stories explain like 99% of spooky mysteries.
@elizabethagudelo7179
@elizabethagudelo7179 3 года назад
"Hey, audible, so I have this weird doll that looks like me and I disposed of it in the weirdest way possible" "sure, we'll sponsor that"
@elipandaman
@elipandaman 3 года назад
*amazon (boo)
@neolexiousneolexian6079
@neolexiousneolexian6079 3 года назад
I think their sponsorship system worked* by giving automatic affiliate links to anyone who asked for them. *I say "worked", because I can only assume that they've since changed it due to this video.
@theworldsworstperson
@theworldsworstperson 3 года назад
"I didn't want a future tennent's to find her." Simone!!! That 👏 is 👏 exactly 👏 why 👏 you 👏 should 👏keep 👏 her 👏 there
@sweetfreeze5528
@sweetfreeze5528 3 года назад
Ohmygod YESS!
@sweetfreeze5528
@sweetfreeze5528 3 года назад
On this episode of House Hunters...
@xxterpzxx581
@xxterpzxx581 2 года назад
There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to include those emojis. You're just annoying
@theworldsworstperson
@theworldsworstperson 2 года назад
@@xxterpzxx581 replying to this like this, 7 months after I did it, is a waste of your time. Get a life.
@misterx243
@misterx243 2 года назад
@@theworldsworstperson how about 11 months?
@Ojisan642
@Ojisan642 3 года назад
“Honey, there’s a cowgirl outside, she’s carrying a dead body and a lawn Santa.” *CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY*
@blackwidow1417
@blackwidow1417 3 года назад
Honestly its SF, not the weirdest thing. XD
@lilabs_
@lilabs_ 3 года назад
In Sf no one will bat an eye she’s good
@foo219
@foo219 3 года назад
"Is it Thursday already?"
@lawnboy1898
@lawnboy1898 3 года назад
“Is that a body?” “Oh no, that’s just Simone. We see this stuff all the time”
@NathyIsabella
@NathyIsabella 3 года назад
"don't ask"
@lassehauerwaas3078
@lassehauerwaas3078 3 года назад
"No, it's a body double!"
@JNouveau
@JNouveau 3 года назад
Simtwo*
@jameriquay
@jameriquay 3 года назад
We all would though . . .
@LaviniaDeMortalium
@LaviniaDeMortalium 3 года назад
If the Toy Story rules apply, this girl is _maaaad_ at you Simone.
@cadinm1537
@cadinm1537 3 года назад
Thats absolutely terrifying
@jessherselfable
@jessherselfable 3 года назад
“When she...loved...me...”
@ANTSEMUT1
@ANTSEMUT1 3 года назад
@@cadinm1537 would it be body horror or cosmic horror.
@Valdagast
@Valdagast 3 года назад
I feel like Simone is the kind of person who should never be let into a junkyard because she would just accumulate more than she got rid off.
@wilma678
@wilma678 Год назад
Honestly same
@rubytuesday9530
@rubytuesday9530 3 года назад
Simone went from “we’re gonna make a big pair of scissors uwu” to carrying a medical doll and faceless Santa through the streets of San Francisco
@darthdenco
@darthdenco 3 года назад
The pandemic is hitting hard xD
@SentientMeatbag
@SentientMeatbag 3 года назад
I'm glad to see Simone takes workplace safety seriously and doesn't try lifting heavy things while balancing on a railing next to a six feet drop.
@BexEdmondson
@BexEdmondson 3 года назад
oh no it's fine, she doesn't do that. simone is extra safe and balances DIRECTLY ABOVE THE SIX FEET DROP
@sebastianjost
@sebastianjost 3 года назад
Also note that 2m (6ft) to the right of her, there was a ladder.
@friscofiacso2375
@friscofiacso2375 3 года назад
Simone looks like she's trying to deal with a blackout girlfriend.
@idkwhattoputhere4695
@idkwhattoputhere4695 3 года назад
The secret compartment in the wall that shed got herself into at the beginning included?
@annonimooseq1246
@annonimooseq1246 3 года назад
Idk What to put here there’s a cask of amontillado joke in there somewhere
@lailinshale
@lailinshale 3 года назад
Haaaaaa
@Butterflier00
@Butterflier00 3 года назад
@@idkwhattoputhere4695 i mean....who hasn't ended up in a secret compartment when blackout drunk.
@LiMCRiMZ
@LiMCRiMZ 3 года назад
@@Butterflier00 I'll drink to that 🍻
@jenninstitches
@jenninstitches 3 года назад
"You leave that person alone" sounded suspiciously like Adam Savage....
@buddybonbutt7510
@buddybonbutt7510 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure their shops are near one another
@RealTheCrasher8
@RealTheCrasher8 3 года назад
WAIT... thats true!
@JoshuaJones-re4kt
@JoshuaJones-re4kt 3 года назад
5:14 Btw, was he joking?
@buddybonbutt7510
@buddybonbutt7510 3 года назад
@@JoshuaJones-re4kt yes lol
@han5vk
@han5vk 3 года назад
@Reggaeman YO Way off.
@Danidev
@Danidev 3 года назад
Thanks for the guide Simone, ill keep in mind for my next victim!
@Synept_
@Synept_ 3 года назад
I've been seeing you in a lot of different comment sections recently 👀
@manudeboutte
@manudeboutte 3 года назад
@@Synept_ I was noticing that too 🕵️‍♂️
@slightgodcomplex3521
@slightgodcomplex3521 3 года назад
Lol me too, the internet is a hive mind
@CloudPixel
@CloudPixel 3 года назад
U looking sus
@dorhinj
@dorhinj 3 года назад
I never cease to find you milk man
@ashtonwingate1470
@ashtonwingate1470 3 года назад
"Bring out yer dead!" "Here's one." "I'm not dead!"
@heldersilva6672
@heldersilva6672 3 года назад
(Background sound of someone smacking a black cat against a wall)
@samuelschuur7044
@samuelschuur7044 3 года назад
"You will be soon enough."
@ashtonwingate1470
@ashtonwingate1470 3 года назад
@@samuelschuur7044 "I feel fine!"
@nathanc6204
@nathanc6204 3 года назад
I feel happy. I feel happy.
@taylorbritt499
@taylorbritt499 3 года назад
I know you're referencing something different but this was the first thing I thought of lol ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-4KHlIWpyJrQ.html
@alexakvick8504
@alexakvick8504 3 года назад
I love how when she dropped it off she was making it clear that she was NOT a sex doll
@vyl4650
@vyl4650 2 года назад
And thats exactly the way someone would act who tried to dispose of a sexdoll
@freman
@freman 3 года назад
"I'd like to report a woman driving around in a butchered tesla with what appears to be a body in the back"
@lpsowns
@lpsowns 3 года назад
And today we learned that Simone is really good at hiding bodies...
@Trisepta777
@Trisepta777 3 года назад
That poor doll wasn't even in a relationship, but somehow still got dumped.
@SimonDiamondGamer
@SimonDiamondGamer 3 года назад
Meh joke
@lugoorstar
@lugoorstar 3 года назад
@@SimonDiamondGamer Meh comment
@ShadowcasterZero
@ShadowcasterZero 3 года назад
I feel called out.
@twinturbostang
@twinturbostang 3 года назад
Simone: "So not going to miss the traffic" Also Simone: Moves to L.A.
@carinahelened9537
@carinahelened9537 3 года назад
Simone blurring her license plate when she's literally the only one with a car like that (I know it's because you could find people with that, but it's still funny when you see it)
@1stRicochet
@1stRicochet 3 года назад
If this is your way of saying she has an AWESOME car the I agree with you. 😌
@FormulaOneLeclerc
@FormulaOneLeclerc 3 года назад
I have done work as a PI. First of all, if you know what you are doing, and use the right (read:costly) methods, you can actually get a surprising amount of info from a plate. Second of all, at 5:05 there is a small round sign in the background. The sign says "Olivier's Butchery". I googled "Olivier's Butchery", found a result in San Francisco, and pasted the address into google maps. I then went into street-view, and looked at the building. It matched the one in the video. At 4:52, Simone is seen leaving what I presume to be her building. The address of the building next door is visible. It is the address number of Olivier's Butchery. This means that the building next door to the Butchery is Simone's. The address of that building is shown on google maps. Assuming that her zip code is no different than the building next door, I now have her address. A blurred license plate won't stop someone who is determined enough. That is what can "Give her away". (BTW, I wouldn't put something like this out there for people to see, but I know she is moving anyway)
@1stRicochet
@1stRicochet 3 года назад
Formula One Leclerc You sir are very dangerous.
@FormulaOneLeclerc
@FormulaOneLeclerc 3 года назад
@@1stRicochet You sir are not the first one to find that out ;)
@1stRicochet
@1stRicochet 3 года назад
Formula One Leclerc 🤔🕵️🏽‍♂️😟😦
@shogun2215
@shogun2215 3 года назад
It's like watching someone try to get their absolutely pissed drunk friend home from a house party. First hand experience.
@righteousknighteous
@righteousknighteous 3 года назад
To be fair, giving her to a patreon fan would've probably ended up worse.
@grzegorzdobrosielski6201
@grzegorzdobrosielski6201 3 года назад
Yup
@manus5423
@manus5423 3 года назад
now the doll will end up at some perverts home for sure.
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 3 года назад
BUT the pervert won't know it was from Simone, so it's slightly less disturbing.
@homebodyhero4602
@homebodyhero4602 3 года назад
@@johnladuke6475 unless they watch this.
@DaNargh42
@DaNargh42 3 года назад
"Let's go get her" *she's not there* "...yeah, she's definitely mad"
@guy4822
@guy4822 3 года назад
I love the way she is struggling down the street and the camera man just carries on filming and doesn't even help 😂
@SmallBlogV8
@SmallBlogV8 3 года назад
Plot Twist: Fake Santa gets recycled into a security camera.
@jeremysmith9291
@jeremysmith9291 3 года назад
On every corner there's a giant metal santa claus that watches over us with glowing green eyes.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад
It's the circle of life.
@jenlovesgreen
@jenlovesgreen 3 года назад
.... didn't Futurama warn us about Santa?? 😬
@PickleBeanBoss
@PickleBeanBoss 3 года назад
I read this without the context and I am very confused
@Kevinakevinakevina
@Kevinakevinakevina 3 года назад
“A fake Santa as opposed to a real Santa” had me cackling 😂
@veroleshtheinsane6556
@veroleshtheinsane6556 3 года назад
"Please take good care of her." After being stuck in a wall for a year orso, I think anywhere is an improvement :p
@censusgary
@censusgary 3 года назад
“It’s like putting ketchup on pasta.” Sometimes I almost forget you’re Swedish, Sim One, and then you remind me.
@Kaelinp
@Kaelinp 3 года назад
Medical dolls, as a rule, are squidgey and inherently make people uncomfortable. Toss her into the Uncanny Valley, job done! Edit: Oh, well that was quick. 2:16
@MiaogisTeas
@MiaogisTeas 3 года назад
It would almost have been less awkward using a sex doll, at least those things articulate like humans. How do I know that? Um, so yeah sometimes photographers get the weirdest jobs.
@JMenchinton
@JMenchinton 3 года назад
@@MiaogisTeas ok, Mr.Photographer
@carnyzack
@carnyzack 3 года назад
A friend helps you move. A *best* friend helps you move a body.
@cmdraftbrn
@cmdraftbrn 3 года назад
and never breathes a word of it.
@1earflapping
@1earflapping 3 года назад
Or at least is willing to film you doing it.
@therealgarlicbread3481
@therealgarlicbread3481 3 года назад
Sure Simone, its a *“Medical Doll,”* not *“A deceased human in plastic.”*
@Valdagast
@Valdagast 3 года назад
You think we have a Han Solo situation?
@PaperDragons
@PaperDragons 3 года назад
As my uncle-in-law used to say "this doesn't have to be weird unless you make it weird"
@fauxgt
@fauxgt 3 года назад
Simone: i dont like driving around in Truckla because people know it's me also Simone: let's put Santa and a medical doll on the truckbed and drive around
@SmallBlogV8
@SmallBlogV8 3 года назад
Would've been a bit tricky fitting them into Cheese Louise, to be fair.
@fauxgt
@fauxgt 3 года назад
@@SmallBlogV8 the Doll on the passenger seat, Santa on her lap :D
@HansWaldenmaier
@HansWaldenmaier 3 года назад
Honestly having clothes on the thing probably made it more obscure as to whether or not it was real or not... I mean put a tarp on top, I have a feeling this whole thing was a 'oh don't look at us... But look at us' type of thing.
@nitehawk86
@nitehawk86 3 года назад
This way, being recognized makes it easier. "Is that a body and a Santa in that truck? Oh, its just Simone, carry on."
@orrwho1304
@orrwho1304 3 года назад
No one will know it's her, because the license plate was blurred
@Gyozafiend
@Gyozafiend 3 года назад
Plot twist it was actually simtwo that dropped simone off at the dump
@therealpbristow
@therealpbristow 3 года назад
Ooo!!! =:oO
@saraharroyo3333
@saraharroyo3333 3 года назад
I am so stupid. I just got the joke. Simone. Sim One. Sim Two. Jesus Christ this is hilarious.
@SimonDiamondGamer
@SimonDiamondGamer 3 года назад
@@saraharroyo3333 Thanks for explaining it im stupider and didnt get it until now!!!LOL
@saraharroyo3333
@saraharroyo3333 3 года назад
@@SimonDiamondGamer Hahahaha it's okay bud I'm glad my stupidity helped someone
@krystalruhl3467
@krystalruhl3467 3 года назад
Simone’s videos make my brain feel clean. It’s like an anxiety reset, I can’t think about anything that makes me anxious while I’m watching a project in progress
@rpaulchoiniere
@rpaulchoiniere 3 года назад
Me : “ I wonder how she is single, she is amazing” Simone : “I put ketchup on pasta” Me: *it all makes sense now JK, love ya Simone.
@CraftComputing
@CraftComputing 3 года назад
If you think dumping a medical doll is weird, try getting rid of haunted house props. Bodies inside bloody tarps.... ropes around the neck and feet. Good times tossing those into a dumpster.
@nonebiz2132
@nonebiz2132 3 года назад
Exactly, you just dump the bodies and parts after Halloween... The dumpster behind the party store is the best!! Lot's of Lysol for the smell...
@BDBD16
@BDBD16 3 года назад
Hey I recognize you! Any fans of Beer or computers should check out Craft Computing, as always his names Jeff.
@jannekevanmoorsel5091
@jannekevanmoorsel5091 3 года назад
Here in the netherlands was this scoutcamp this summer which had a haunted hike and left a coffin not attended and people found it and thought somebody dumped a body... and last week there was this filled body bag found in the city, which was from an escape room. Which moved to another location and forgot the body bag somewhere in the bushes🤣🤣
@satellite_is4994
@satellite_is4994 3 года назад
I swear it's fake blood...
@HaveRandomQuestions
@HaveRandomQuestions 3 года назад
that would be a great place to dump real bodies 🤔😲
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 3 года назад
Simone out here giving us a tutorial to dump a body and evade the authorities without suspicion
@sigged
@sigged 3 года назад
this y guy is weird
@gamesjs3725
@gamesjs3725 3 года назад
Sup Justin,
@Ahmed-xc5pd
@Ahmed-xc5pd 3 года назад
That's the only tutorial anyone really needs
@praticle
@praticle 3 года назад
Step 1: Add a happy soundtrack!
@Ferferite
@Ferferite 3 года назад
the only one, justin y
@PhoebeGrigor
@PhoebeGrigor 3 года назад
“You’re going to go live on a farm, lots of animals there, you can play with them” ...what is this, Never Let Me Go?
@guy4822
@guy4822 3 года назад
The way she apologies to it like an actual human is brilliant 😂😂😂
@FreshGirl3000
@FreshGirl3000 3 года назад
Don't act like you didn't make it weird by hiding her in obscure places instead of just throwing her away immediately, Simone! Nobody made you treat her like your dead uncle in a 90s buddy comedy lmao.
@MissLilyputt
@MissLilyputt 3 года назад
I would’ve paid money to see Simone’s version of Weekend at Bernie’s.
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад
I think treating her like her dead uncle in a 90s buddy comedy actually would've been better.
@stevejones69420
@stevejones69420 3 года назад
Simone has definitely made one of the FBI lists
@lookatmyname6189
@lookatmyname6189 3 года назад
Probably more than once.... 😬😬😬
@AMTunLimited
@AMTunLimited 3 года назад
"one"
@BDBD16
@BDBD16 3 года назад
@@ReptilianLepton this is more likely.
@fableagain
@fableagain 3 года назад
Bold of you to assume you couldn't have sold both of these hahaha Edit: nevermind, I absolutely love that she got to go in reusable items.
@reighngold
@reighngold 3 года назад
LOL the moment you dropped her I literally laughed out loud. So funny.
@gebeleysis
@gebeleysis 3 года назад
At first I thought "why does Simone need a mask to dispose of the doll?" and then went "right... 2020..."
@jaccurtis5789
@jaccurtis5789 3 года назад
Bodies do smell pretty bad after they’ve been dead for a while
@geometricart7851
@geometricart7851 3 года назад
2020 replace the 0's with masks :)
@littlejackalo5326
@littlejackalo5326 2 года назад
Nah. Nowhere else would people be wearing masks in a car and giant wide open spaces like a dump, than California.
@about3penguins
@about3penguins 2 года назад
The nazies were crazy back then
@jimbobur
@jimbobur 3 года назад
🎶Some..body one told me, Simone was gonna roll me, Up into a tarp in her shed. She was looking kind of dumb, Pulling pyjamas up my bum, On the side of the road, As I lay dead. Well the bots stop coming, And they don't stop coming, Slid down the hill, And I hit the ground running. Doesn't make sense not to live for fun, You paint some art, But you end up dumped.🎶
@samspam1182
@samspam1182 3 года назад
This needs to be pinned
@jimbobur
@jimbobur 3 года назад
@@samspam1182 haha it'll probably end up buried 😄
@samspam1182
@samspam1182 3 года назад
@@jimbobur probably :(
@jimbobur
@jimbobur 3 года назад
@@samspam1182 Sad reaccs only 😢
@morat3138
@morat3138 3 года назад
this is gold
@egodreas
@egodreas 3 года назад
Moving from San Fransisco to Los Angeles? You're doing things backwards, Simone!
@justjae4267
@justjae4267 3 года назад
"...oh, look at that! There's sunshine and people!" As she bares her fanny knowing she will never return.
@sherlock_norris
@sherlock_norris 3 года назад
"Well at least she's out now" Yeah she is, after that fall! OUT COLD
@DoubleL11862
@DoubleL11862 3 года назад
You know, I've seen Simone over the years get smacked in the face by her own creations, clean a mannequin's butt with an entire roll of toilet paper, and seen her dress up as a business mantis/shrimp. But I never thought she was weird. That is until she said she puts ketchup on spaghetti.
@sebastianjost
@sebastianjost 3 года назад
What's wrong with that? Try it with a lot of cheese. I know quite a lot of people who like ketchup with pasta.
@jessicastar433
@jessicastar433 3 года назад
I completely agree Just way too weird
@edwardpaulsen1074
@edwardpaulsen1074 3 года назад
That's not weird... the pasta is merely a transport medium for the delicious ketchup (or catsup) goodness!! ...
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 года назад
Until now I always thought she was actually a human.
@de4830
@de4830 3 года назад
I’d watch this over any romantic film any day.
@mortified776
@mortified776 3 года назад
Omg you have 'Okay byeeee' written above your exit! I love that.
@artsyscrub3226
@artsyscrub3226 3 года назад
It's like giving away a child, except it's a medical doll that you've hidden because it looks like a dead person.
@miunya
@miunya 3 года назад
So nothing like that
@timothyball3144
@timothyball3144 3 года назад
I'm worried that you know what it's like to give away a child.
@artsyscrub3226
@artsyscrub3226 3 года назад
@@timothyball3144 Worry not I'm too young for kids, i was mostly joking because she got emotional about it
@curiousfirely
@curiousfirely 3 года назад
Lugging the doll around reminded me of trying to get my *very* drunk friends back home safely. They never make it easy.
@jerrymiller276
@jerrymiller276 3 года назад
If it happens often, toss a wheelbarrow in the back of your truck.
@dale116dot7
@dale116dot7 3 года назад
Kirsten Otis But at least this one won’t hurl down your back.
@MoonysPie
@MoonysPie 3 года назад
youtube recommended you and i have never been happier about that. watching all of your videos rn. I love your spirit and your humour.
@SheriSoltes
@SheriSoltes 3 года назад
What a sweetheart. Thank you for the laughs. You, too, Simone.
@madikayla1861
@madikayla1861 3 года назад
We have the same “dolls” in the nursing lab. When you said “she wouldn’t have fun to begin with” you’re right. F O L E Y S
@rhondaflesher8313
@rhondaflesher8313 3 года назад
One of my previous jobs use to have fun with their "Rescue-Annie." You would never know where you were going to see her or what she would be up to. I walked into an office one evening to clean and was startled with "Annie" sitting in a chair at a table, one hand placed around a pop can on the table and one arm raised casually up holding an unlit cigarette.
@Noah-yj9uu
@Noah-yj9uu 3 года назад
Simtwo‘s outfit: it’s more of an ass-out kinda look
@EyeMWing
@EyeMWing 2 года назад
So fun story. When ITT Tech went bankrupt, there was an auction of all their equipment and crap - nurse tech stuff, electronics stuff, etc. I picked up a small CNC mill, some oscilloscopes and stuff like that, some friends got some other stuff, and we drove over there with a truck to pick the stuff up. The auction company was in an old Radio Shack distribution center - complete with all the old Radio Shack signage and everything. Checked in, got put in a dock, and since it was all self-load, they sent us on a scavenger hunt for all our stuff. Right inside the truck dock doors, where everybody doing a pickup will see it, lined up in rows laying on the floor like a mass-casualty triage... HUNDREDS of medical dolls in various states of undress, with varying levels and types of anatomy.
@thedrewd7616
@thedrewd7616 3 года назад
"How to make getting rid of a medical doll as weird as possible" there, fixed the title
@Reliquancy
@Reliquancy 3 года назад
Her American accent is so good it’s always surprising when she doesn’t know a word like pajama vs. pajamas. I forget it’s not her native language.
@oneseeker2
@oneseeker2 3 года назад
There is an American accent, there are many Accents in different areas.
@Reliquancy
@Reliquancy 3 года назад
K Butler Sure, but you can tell it’s from somewhere in the U.S. vs another country like England or somewhere they don’t speak English right?
@jeremyh9033
@jeremyh9033 3 года назад
For real. If it weren't for her randomly asking about how to say common words, you'd never know she didn't grow up here. :P
@jolenemathews
@jolenemathews 3 года назад
Pajama isn't even American though
@jeremyh9033
@jeremyh9033 3 года назад
​@@jolenemathews I'm so confused my this statement. Americans definitely say pajamas. It's not ONLY American, but that's not the point of Ben's comment..
@prozolamatya9032
@prozolamatya9032 3 года назад
this is how dolls get haunted
@xxxoxxx13
@xxxoxxx13 3 года назад
She may have set it right by putting her in the reusable pile. But I’ll be waiting for the “SimTwo is Back” video.
@BirdaeBlue
@BirdaeBlue 3 года назад
That’s why she’s moving
@ch3burashka
@ch3burashka 3 года назад
Now I want this to be MBMBAM Haunted Doll Watch crossover.
@boythee4193
@boythee4193 3 года назад
@@BirdaeBlue lol
@boonchaan
@boonchaan 3 года назад
im very happy that you are still around simone
@nonebiz2132
@nonebiz2132 3 года назад
"It's only weird because you made it weird..." That's what my family tells me all the time anyways...
@KarolineHinz
@KarolineHinz 3 года назад
I laughed way too loud when she dropped onto the staircase...
@BDBD16
@BDBD16 3 года назад
When she was stratling the bars I was like hope she doesn't fall, looks far. Doll drops, oh not that far.
@katelavie3698
@katelavie3698 3 года назад
I had the same problem but when her pants fell down. I am simply entertained, not with violence. With a jokes that even kindergarden kids would get
@Miex5068
@Miex5068 3 года назад
The amount of times that thing just landed directly on its head is hilarious to me
@neolexiousneolexian6079
@neolexiousneolexian6079 3 года назад
Buster would be proud.
@Reman1975
@Reman1975 3 года назад
Most of your videos have a delightfuly odd quality to them, but this ones gone right past odd, straight through surreal and out the other side into some kind of funny yet dark no mans land of weird........ And this is why we love your channel. :D
@aneilen
@aneilen 3 года назад
I still getting tingles looking at that ute. such an awesome job you did making that.
@lmoore3rd
@lmoore3rd 3 года назад
You could always offer it to a volunteer search & rescue group as a "Rescue Randy" doll. We've used similar articulated mannequins for practicing patient transports with backboards and stokes baskets.
@jvappi
@jvappi 3 года назад
No one: Sim One: *crying over being able to recycle a medical doll*
@sebrofniloc
@sebrofniloc 3 года назад
Thank you for this slice of randomness / madness. 🤪 Good luck with the new place!
@Fregmazors
@Fregmazors 3 года назад
Bizarre and hilarious. This is exactly why I love this channel!
@vannoo67
@vannoo67 3 года назад
Sim-one: Does this look she's having a good time? Sim-two: [ faceplants ] Me: Too good a time
@stematart1327
@stematart1327 3 года назад
Two good a time 😏
@BerekWaldman
@BerekWaldman 3 года назад
Historical “Exhibit A” in the the Human v. AI court trials circa 2120
@NotTheStinkyCheese
@NotTheStinkyCheese 3 года назад
In the future : S2 : "she dumped me ... in the trash" - "but she didn't cut your nipples off" - "and it was the re-usable materials stack" ... case closed
@0mn1vore
@0mn1vore 3 года назад
So glad you found a sponsor for your doll disposal video. Really, I'm impressed. Thanks Audible. :-)
@explorer7263
@explorer7263 3 года назад
I can only imagine that hanging out with Simone is a roller coaster ride between side splitting laughter and moments awkward silence.
@AdventurousJohn
@AdventurousJohn 3 года назад
Leaving the doll for the next tenant would have been AWESOME - Especially if you mounted a small camera to get the reaction shot of when they found it... and waited - maybe a year, maybe 10, but long form comedy is always worth the wait
@batagnam
@batagnam 3 года назад
That is probably very illegal ... Leaving a camera in a private place that isn't yours
@rebeccahill2575
@rebeccahill2575 3 года назад
She’s so lucky she didn’t even have to deal with the smell
@emilys2562
@emilys2562 3 года назад
Hahhaah
@BreezyE.
@BreezyE. 3 года назад
Rufus Flywheel r/ woosh
@rubidot
@rubidot 3 года назад
Halloween is in about a month. This seems like a missed opportunity.
@mc107988
@mc107988 3 года назад
thanks for the laugh today, i needed it. Good luck with the move, new house, new workshop.
@yeti1989
@yeti1989 3 года назад
i was once carrying a life size printout of my friend on the underground (random birthday gift), random people found it so amusing :D
@AlanGChenery
@AlanGChenery 3 года назад
Once saw a very very drunk guy with two cut outs sat in the train station. One was a random bikini girl, the other boba fett. He was having a full blown conversation with them and kept trying to make them kiss but lacked the coordination to do it without getting tangled up in them. The students sat on the opposite station had a good laugh. :D
@rickseiden1
@rickseiden1 3 года назад
"This episode is sponsored by Audible." "Oh, Simone won't curse, I guess." "Ah, nope. There she goes." :)
@rickseiden1
@rickseiden1 3 года назад
Also, I love that they blurred the license plate number. Maybe it's for other reasons, but I always figured it was so you wouldn't know which Red Tesla turned into a pickup truck was Simone's.
@HickLif3
@HickLif3 3 года назад
@@rickseiden1 It's because you can find someones exact address based off of the license plate. People have been known to show up at youtuber's homes and they have been forced to move because of it
@rickseiden1
@rickseiden1 3 года назад
@@HickLif3 I thought it might be something like that. If anyoneout there is reading this and is thinking about just showing up at a RU-vidr's house, like Simone, don't. JUST DON'T. Don't find out where they get their coffee and "bump into them". Do go to organized events where they are saying they'll be at and they want to see you. But remember, their house or work is not one of those places.
@Knives323
@Knives323 3 года назад
Been following for a while, you look so much healthier these days. I'm really glad you too see you can do activities like this again.
@bowby7605
@bowby7605 3 года назад
2:15 is comedy gold. The "OK BYEEEE" on the wall is just perfect as Sim 2 falls lol
@dylanavila2263
@dylanavila2263 3 года назад
Just imagine a cop pulling her over and seeing the doll on the bed of her truck😂😂💀👀
@RaM1MaR
@RaM1MaR 3 года назад
COP: "Umm.. Ma'am, you KNOW why I pulled you over, right?" SIMONE: {all humble braggy} "Oh.. Yeah! It IS a Tesla - THAT'S A TRUCK! Didja wanna take a picture with it?" COP: {reaches for his taser...}
@gregoriadamic2484
@gregoriadamic2484 3 года назад
In america she would end up dead in 3 seconds.....
@ashen0001
@ashen0001 3 года назад
@@gregoriadamic2484 luckily she lives in San Francisco capital of Russia
@hetty5531
@hetty5531 3 года назад
“you leave that person alone” what did they think you were doing? 0.o
@motazfawzi2504
@motazfawzi2504 3 года назад
don't ask!
@vickisoup2657
@vickisoup2657 3 года назад
I honestly can’t tell if that was real or not
@404ever
@404ever 3 года назад
i think it was a joke :{
@1stRicochet
@1stRicochet 3 года назад
You are asking TOO many questions...
@mariahmarie7558
@mariahmarie7558 3 года назад
If it was really they could have thought the were hurting someone
@drhula
@drhula 3 года назад
Really stoked to see this next chapter for you I love my audible
@Bluekuh
@Bluekuh 3 года назад
Every video makes me fall in love more for you 😅 please never stop being silly, spunky and squeaky 🥰 Greetings from Germany
@xingcat
@xingcat 3 года назад
When it comes down to it, don't we all just want a life lived in such a way that we can also be considered "Reusable Items"?
@MrVasile
@MrVasile 3 года назад
"Reusable Items" section is code for "above his pay grade to figure out what the heck to do with this"!
@LizTiddington
@LizTiddington 3 года назад
I frequently forget that English isn't your first language, and when there's a teensy reminder it blows my freaking mind
@HelloThere-ki5mg
@HelloThere-ki5mg 2 года назад
The doll's pants falling down while Simone is struggling to carry her made me laugh way harder than I care to admit
@Fogmeister
@Fogmeister 3 года назад
Oh my god... I literally just got it. SimOne SimTwo 🤦🏻‍♂️
@daanwilmer
@daanwilmer 3 года назад
It's the best worst dad joke.
@sherbetfarts
@sherbetfarts 3 года назад
Oh man...thank you! Now I just got it.
@hadevos
@hadevos 3 года назад
Ehm... I will admit that I even needed your explanation to get it. So, thanks :)
@aqacefan
@aqacefan 3 года назад
Me four. Thanks for pointing it out 😊
@marcusperry7461
@marcusperry7461 3 года назад
What, did no one watch the movie SimOne ? Oh, never mind...
@bornxntuesday
@bornxntuesday 3 года назад
SimOne wanted to be SimOnly, that's why she got rid of SimTwo! /j
@Stella_Valentine
@Stella_Valentine 3 года назад
SimTwo* wanted to be SimOnly
@bornxntuesday
@bornxntuesday 3 года назад
@@Stella_Valentine But SimTwo was locked! That's suspicious...
@nickihuber-smith2329
@nickihuber-smith2329 3 года назад
When you saw the reusable items and said "I'm so happy" I could see you getting a bit tearful haha love it
@daskleinegluck4553
@daskleinegluck4553 3 года назад
Today I maybe had one of the worst days of my entire life. Then I watched your little video and felt very good. Thanks for all the parts which made me smile and which made me laugh ☺️. Youre crazyness and superhumanity are some of the most heartworming things on our planet 😘.
@DerekHardwick
@DerekHardwick 3 года назад
Dude you life in SF... just put her out on the street with a ‘free’ sign and she’ll be moving on to who-knows-what adventure within seconds!
@jgclark45
@jgclark45 3 года назад
put a for sale sign $50 and she will be "kidnapped" much faster
@snozwanger760
@snozwanger760 3 года назад
@@jgclark45 Ha!
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 3 года назад
I think when she said "it's not a sex doll" she was implying that she wanted it to continue to not be a sex doll.
@oneseeker2
@oneseeker2 3 года назад
Hahahahaha
@amazingabby25
@amazingabby25 3 года назад
We have great free groups, she could have put it in
@ReviewyCA
@ReviewyCA 3 года назад
I once make a replica of myself (head casting with a 2x4 "skeleton") for a Halloween costume - I went as Jay and Silent Bob. Once Halloween was over, Silent Bob sat on my couch in my apartment for a few months. Eventually, I had to move, and I didn't want to take Silent Bob with me. I removed the head as a keepsake (creepiest sentence ever) and threw the body in the dumpster out back. Unfortunately, the dumpster was full, so his legs stuck out. I did notice several local bottle collectors who usually frequented our alley avoiding the spot for a few weeks. I'm very lucky that no one called the cops. This was a bad idea. Don't throw replica bodies in the dumpster.
@elusk4545
@elusk4545 2 года назад
This is actually the most hilarious video I've ever seen! I love it!
@alchemicalshaman
@alchemicalshaman 3 года назад
I haven't snort laughed 3 times in a video possibly ever. This is the best comedy I've seen all year.
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