Building a custom scissor lamp 

That's what I was expecting, was slightly disappointed by the use of a regular switch. Did have a good laugh at the rest of the process.

probably would have happened if there wasn't the three day flaccid stand interlude, I assume

Stll it can easily be install using cut-off circuit

MrPaw45 same

@@PratikKatdare it would make perfect sense to add one, not only because of the easy installability, but also because of the name of the circuit

"Dad, I'm in space." "Proud of you, son." "Dad, are you space?" "Yes, now we can be family again."

I understood that reference!

[adds one more]

Underrated comment 😂👌🏼

That was my first thought too. Though it runs the risk of reminding her that Adam probably has a way better sheet metal jigsaw in his cave...

A criminally underrated comment here.

yo your comment only has one reply lemme fix that

making it into a lower case L

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did you mean P_xar?

A grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't.

I was reading this as she said it 😂

At least she tries, not like me. I'm a shit welder, but I braze anything you can braze, so everytime I can get away with braze welding steel and crap, that's what I go for. Ofc, structural things I have to go get the TIG, but I swear welding machines have me blacklisted xD

She owns Kiwi Co?

@@blaketundra3216 she's paying for people's books, so yeah, I guess that's why *she* might be the sponsor? But only using Kiwi Co to deliver it.

That books website is sponsoring her

🤦‍♂️ so easy to scam you sheep

@@chowner how can she scam when shes the one paying for it?

That's just imperial

Execute order 66

My guess was "half a grapefruit"

If only she'd said pregnant squirrel, then you could calculate it with the Mark Rober metric.

She's in the US, we'll use anything BUT the metric system.

Agreed, I thought that was a very genuine way to address a very complicated situation without making it about her. Also I learned about a cool business!

A sane person would've gone out and spent $100 on a small band saw. lol

Watching all the makers on RU-vid sometimes makes me forget that there's people out there who don't do everything with CNC. I mean, I'm one of them, but that doesn't feel like it counts

you just changed one hair tearing occupation for another.

Needs a CNC plasma cutter

@@JoeyVilleneuve The difference between saw blade going in&out vs in.

Shes my favourite

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Can't stop laughing :'D.

She's Swedish

hahaha!

@@boredincan Yeah, like the Swedish don't have weird units: The distance a barking dog can be heard in still air. (5,344.2 m)

@@villehursti omg is that real?

So Amazing

and so badass

sponsorship^(-1)

How will she pay for it?

@@inabothwick6353 with money

I can't believe you missed _flaccid_ just before that!

and 6:06

and "mounting"

6:55 is the funniest one

How come? Shouldn’t the goal be to have it work if you do everything right?

@@CosmicGaijin Because it could just be a fluke

@@CoreyT97 or some of us are just good? Kidding, we're all just a human.

My prof used to say that eletronics need smoke in order to work -- cause if you can see the smoke, the electronics ain't working no more.

@@derradfahrer5029 That's the magic smoke that makes it work. Unfortunately once the magic smoke comes out it's hard to put it back in.

Good one

Not to me tho

Wait people actually say that?

Thanks dad

And only once

...there's literally no sexual energy at all whatsoever. Calm down brother

@@elisewilliams1575 alright then, keep your secrets

@@elisewilliams1575 you’re telling there wasn’t any sexual energy at 1:17 ?

@@metallicfingers I'm saying that, yeah. She's literally just talking????

I read this comment and then looked up and saw her violently sticking her file in the scissor holes.... "Yes, subtle, refined... quite so chaps, quite so."

She even said it was her initial idea!

I genuinely expected it to be that.

lol that was exactly what i was thinking she would make. That would be a very cool effect tho

It would be even cooler if she put a potientometer in the joint so the light would be dimmable

But then you would always try to see if the light actually turns off, like in the fridge!

That's exactly what I thought her design idea was. Simone - mod2, embed the switch inside the scissors.

OMG THATS WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HAHA

Yeah, sounded like that was the idea to me too

Yup, exactly that.

Same, when she first mentioned cutting the lights I thought she'll use a flex sensor. I actually love the idea and design a lot, but I'd probably get tired really fast opening and closing the scissors just for the show. I could simply leave them open and fiddle with the switch (and then the scrissors being mobile becomes redundant). Hope she posts a part two with improvements because I like this project a lot.

Did you just...?

Nguyen Ngoc Sang damn bro, good pin

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You are very normal. She is good at reminding us of that. I thought I was watching my twin from the future.

Fuert Neigt I know what you mean, there is a lot of trash content clogging the trending page. If it’s not cRap videos with cars, money, gold teeth & chains, and naked ladies... it’s some “family” channel using their kids for views... or sniperwolfthot ripping off content. All these have one thing in common, not a single original idea, just repetitive nonsense for airheads to drool over

She was so damn proud of that pun haha

@Fuert Neigt what do you mean?

@Fuert Neigt god and jesus.

@Fuert Neigt yeah like keemstar, all rappers, morgz, ricegum(ricescum) etc

easily the best quote from youtube... bar none

I agree! I'm sad it didn't work out that way. But I'm glad she showed us her mess ups and mistakes. ❤️

Then you could cut the lights...FOR REAL.

@@joanna4655 True. It adds to the experience of something being built from a concept. Her frustration at not getting it right the first time, but persevering until she does get it right is what the creative process is all about.

I thought that would be the case

@@RBelmont Exactly. I was disappointed when she installed the switch. But it turned out great nonetheless.

She can make a robot that hands her the trophy 😂

beautiful mind, beautiful soul ^.^

tl

hawky225 you forgot one “ if i see a man with a stroller, i want to have his baby “

Fucking hilarious!!!!

A one-way street.

If you find yourself thinking everything you say sounds sexual, you might just be horny, and that's okay.

also "Dads are fking great!" Like are they good at fkin or...

Is that copyrighted by Simone? Can we get that on a tshirt?

You've discovered the only good part about 2020, congratulations.

We need this on a shirt!

Don't google "limp, sloppy, scissor sandwich"

@@stefanhagerman1284 "Why not, Mummy?" [TRIES IT] "Oh... It just leads me straight back here." =:oo

And just a bit after saying flaccid. Yeah she was working hard on those puns

I don't care if it was on purpose, it still made me grin.

Right...........

She has a bandsaw in the background

SHE HAS A BANDSAW IN THE BACKGROUND.

A scrollsaw is marginally better to cut the way she was cutting, but it will have basically the same problem. Even a fine tooth metal cutting blade (on either jigsaw or scrollsaw) can catch and rip the work piece up. The only way i ever found to cut metal like she was, was to glue the metal down to scrap plywood, or use 20 clamps that you constantly move around. clamping right in front of where you want to cut works best, but then you need to move the clamp constantly. Really, glueing the sheetmetal to scrap plywood is the fastest (although it can still rip up). Obviously a bandsaw is the perfect tool for this because it can never rip the piece up from the work bench. There are very fancy jig saws that will push the blade forward on the down stroke and pull it back on the up stroke. If you BARELY push while cutting with one of those, it will not grab as much. But it will still grab. I think those are called oscilating jigsaws or something like that

Gunhaver TL;DR you’re wrong

Same

Me too

I was looking for this comment, so here we are: SAME!

I mean, at 1:46 she actually said that's what she wants to do. But then never mentioned it again. 😔

Ssaammmeee

Only a masochist would even consider such a thing. So...she's perfect for a collaboration with that monste- wonderful creator.

Please oh my god

Yes please

Yeeeeessss please

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Simone doesn't even know you exist.

Empress Theresa she probably doesn't know you exist ether, don't be a party pooper

@@cptwentworth nah she is a recurrent simone hater, obviously she want the hate attention

@@lugoorstar hattention? Okay, I know. I am awesome.

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This comment was under appreciated. Shame on you Simone's audience!

BIG scissor lol

Bruh dog's in profile pics always get me

Thanks for the tip... Utilitarian brain goes STEPSTOOL to get more leverage

@@khoshekhthecat That's ... much clever than my suggestions!🤗

That's a cool job, does it help you draw anatomy (for art, lol)

@@juliusroman8616 To be perfectly clear, I'm not currently practicing physical therapy. And I think learning anatomy would definitely help your art, I think there are anatomy books specifically intended for art. (I suck at drawing tho🤪)

Ooh it's so cool when suddenly you can mix two things you know about although they seem to have nothing in common. Have you considered pursuing a career in ergonomics?

She didn’t engineer the Tesla truck. She just helped assemble some of it.

same vibe with phd mathematician taking several minutes to solve 27+39

Ooooh fuck man. You gave me a giggle! Thanks

@@xtrct7303 Dude, have you ever tried to do math on a monday morning? Yeeeep.

I was thinking the same thing!

just like a fridge

@Bruno Mikus . . . No. No, they are not.

@Bruno Mikus I laughed so hard at this, thanks, you made my day! 😂😂

@Bruno Mikus take all the shelves out, then get in your fridge and shut the door. report back to us your findings..

I don't really work with lazercutters or metal but I thought you couldn't lazercut metal because it reflects the light of the Lazer?

jan de Munck yes

Lasers don’t work on metal, you’d either need a bandsaw or better yet, a water jet

@@camilla3801 *triggered mechanical engineer here* please look up fiber laser technology, it is really common for cutting sheet metals up to 15 mm thickness edit: I really hope your comments above were just sarcasm 😁

Máté Sajtos was about to do the same. Glad I don’t have to be the bad guy. Thx for educating the masses

Blade and Punisher are MCU (Blade about to have a new, properly integrated MCU movie, apparently).

I believe that title may already be taken by Micheal Reeves

@@Seanim8tion I both do, and do not want them all to ever meet.

Does that make Colin Furz wolverine?

Humm ThisOldTony would be? Beast?

Yep that one got me too

A fan linked to a fit bit... hmm

Giant bellows would be super awesome!

I actually thought that this is what she meant to do at the beginning of the video!

@@SagiTabachnick yeah me too!

I actually thought that this is what she meant to do at the beginning of the video!

Sorry, I'm american. What does a pregnant hamster weigh in cheeseburgers per bald eagle?

Half a jumbo cheeseburger.

Cool. Now I don't have to. Thanks. 😆

We Americans don’t know how much an ounce is anyway.

An ounce is one bite of a jumbo cheeseburger.

This is whatI was waiting for. Well, originally I thought it would open the scissors when you turn the switch

@@Heksu99 me too... maybe that's a version 2 feature

She's a thing?

Paul Bowman lol

I thought she was a person?

@@slidewaze I mean... she IS a woman so technically... Please don't hang me for this joke okay?! IT'S A JOKE! HEY!... PUT THAT GUN AWAY! NO! STOP THA.....

That's kind of sad and pathetic.

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She has one. It's in the BG at 2:46. She just likes to make life difficult for herself XD

Or get a nibbler... hand or electric powered, no need for a saw on sheet metal she is using.

Or a CNC table.

Or a plasma cutter! 💨+⚡️

@@nickradley I have a feeling she would love that!

That's actually a really dope idea!!! You should do it! Dont give away your good ideas for free!!!

Lever arm switch

I thought from the thumbnail that that's what this was going to be, and I was a little disappointed to see a regular switch...

I figured that's what she'd do from 1:43, but evidently not, hah

@@timvermeulen4024 Same lol 😂

i lost it there :D

Honestly everything she says and does, priceless.

Normal people: “it weighs about half a kilogram” Americans: “this weighs half a pound” Simone: “this weighs as much as a pregnant hamster”

@@Maaarsl You have never weighed a pregnant hamster. Therefore you are not normal.

Americans will use anything but metric And sometimes imperial just doesn't cut it

and then there's micarah tewers

@@Maaarsl half a kilo would be around a pound.

I am just going to leave this here: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scissor%20Sandwich

That line was a bad time to take a sip of milkshake.

@@Loopei Forget the T-shirt I want the mug XD.

"It's gonna be a limp, sloppy scissor sandwich, no matter how hard i try to mount it"

Christian Wehrle I just... Wow... Would NEVER have thought THAT is a thing... 😳

Ok

She's gonna build a kid, watch, i bet you she builts a kid

She recently introduced us to her dog. When she does that with a baby, we'll all know how that happened. I mean, we all know the steps that are usually involved. What I meant was the situation. "He was with a stroller, one thing led to the other, which logically translate into that I put some chloroform over his mouth, kidnapped him to secretly collect his sperm, IVF, and now this is Simone 2.0" Why everything has to be so sexual...

@@FelixSalazar Noooo! First go at this is definitely IUI, not IVF. Way too freaking many needles involved in IVF. Plus egg retrieval hurts like hell. Done it twice, do not recommend. The babies are great though.

@@altijdjouwnaantje I hope that Simone takes note. And that she washes her hands after using chloroform....

im ssuper jealous of her friends who get to hang out with her all the time im so glad shes doing better. I know she hasnt been in the best place recently

Simp