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@@horacejohnson1730 Yes she does, y’all boomers don’t like when singers can’t sing, and when they DO sing well, y’all don’t like it? You’re too fucking old to be pulling that teenager bullshit.
If Billie's performance made you feel like that, I feel sorry for you. You couldn't get through your preconceptions about her and enjoy the performance for what it is. Hopefully when I grow up I won't be so judgmental of artists from a new generation :)
@@b.c.l.f no 🤦🏻♀️ she started singing right away when she was little, she liked to sing and write and so her mother taught her, then she started to "compose" .. to "play and write" (for joke with her friends) with ukulele since she was 7/8 years old.. at 8 years old she started singing in the Los Angeles choir where they taught to her the technique Etc .. and then her mother how to write well her songs .. at 11 years old she could write and sing songs and she continued to do it before her success and before she signed with the record company.
Hey girls, i have a christmas question for you: has this ever happened to you? It sure has leslie d Wait, i haven’t asked you yet Asked us what leslie d? Just let me ask it and then you’ll know! Okay don’t get mad… Girls, i’m asking if you’ve ever dreamed of meeting someone your whole entire life, and then when you finally got the chance it didn’t go quite as planned Oh, we know just what you’re talking about But sing about it anyway just in case we don’t Okay… It was a winter’s night, a quarter to three I was dozin’ by my christmas tree When he appeared with a full white beard The very guy that i revered I’m talking santa! (santa) I was in the same room as him You met the santa? like from the bible? Where you nervous leslie d? Was i ever! But i said to myself, “don’t be a fool Be smooth as ice and play it cool.” So here is what i said… Hey sexy mama nice teeth! Yeah, i made it weird with santa Now why’d you go ahead and call him mama leslie d? I don’t know i was nervous! he’s famous! and i thought if i winked he’d know i was kidding…um Does santa hate me? It’s anyone’s guess He said my name And i said “yes” He asked if i’d been naughty or nice and i said: (he asked if she’d been naughty or nice and she said) Who’s asking virgin? Haha! Yeah i made it weird with santa! Santa What does that even mean leslie d? I don’t know, it just came out of my mouth! Haha… What did santa do? He gave an odd smile and said, “okay sure” Then he sorta started heading towards the door… Not the chimney? No i think he just wanted to get out of there So i said, “okay santa, you do you!” And then i made finger guns and i went “zoop zoop” Yikes, what is wrong with you? Don’t feel bad, it happens to us all We met him once at a christmas ball How could we converse with him? we should’ve rehearsed Cause then he asked us if we were good You tell me, you’re in charge daddy… Woah!  I thought i was flirting, i don’t know But then i remembered, maybe he has a wife? So then i said “hey santa, so you and mrs. clause never had children Was that a conscious decision Or was there like a health issue there?” “or are the elves your children And you keep trying to make a tall one?” Oh no… Then what happened? He asked me what my name was and i said beth And he said “get away from me beth.” I don’t think i’m on good terms with santa Santa But it gets worse ’cause then i said “sorry santa, we’ll leave you alone But just so you know, you’re zipper is down.” And he said “no no, that’s just the fuzzy seame on my santa suit” And i said “no look!” And then i touched him down there Why?! I don’t know! Because my brain doesn’t work! We really blew it with santa Santa He thinks i’m a dodo He thinks i’m a doof My, oh my, what’s that sound on the roof? Ho ho ho! Santa! Prancer said i should give you one more chance After all, it is christmas It’s not our fault santa We’re not good in crowds We never know what we’ll say out loud All is forgiven, in fact i bring gifts As a thank you for this jazzy christmas Riff! Wow! What do you say? My wife Try again Thank you santa We’re weird, but we love you! Hey, santa’s a little weird too, hehe Merry christmas Merry christmas Merry christmas!
Oh darling... your voice is gorgeous, but idk about that dress. Her make up and hair look adorable, her voice and performance.. outstanding. BUT THE DRESS ???? Why do my baby dirty like that 😫
If that's you in your pfp, you have no room to talk. Actually you have no room to talk at all, because shaming someone based on their weight is really childish and stupid. Grow up.
